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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
MONDAY, MAY 16, 1927
Universitv Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
EDITOR IN-STUDIO
Editor-in-chief
Gladys Plummer
Vice President
News Editor
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News Editor
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Night Editor
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Plant Editor
Bob Mee
Plan Editor
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Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on the Sunday morning by students in the university of Kumu, from the Press of the Department of Journalism, at 10:30 am. Copied in a class-matter mail September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the name Lawrence
MONDAY, MAY 16, 1927
THE JOKE'S ON US
Russia is fairly convulsed with laughter at the way she hoodwinked the state department. Last year when she was all prepared to invade this country, and had Madame Kollonty fixed up to do the invading while on her way to Mexico, Secretary Kellogg drew forth his big diplomatic broad axe and stopped the invasion all by himself. So the madame had to get her atemship tickets changed from New York to Vera Cruz and invade only Mexico. That's just how nearly this country escaped being overrun.
Then the question of wheat came up this winter. The American farmers and Red Russia, who are in cahoots, as everyone knows, agreed to meet in Kansas City and have a talk about growing wheat and selling it—hard red wheat, we believe it was. So Secretary Kollogg, who had heard something once or twice about the McNary-Haugen bill, said he thought it would be all right to have a wheat pool discussed in Kansas City. At the time he said it, he was so busy looking after the banana business in Nicaragua that he wasn't really responsible for his statements.
Anyway, Russia and the farmers took him at his word, and the result was an honest-to-gooodness invasion of Reds. Four or five of them lined right in New York City on a Red Star liner, and before Secretary Kellogg had time to take eleven flies in the air they had boarded a train and were leaving a red streak behind them on their way to the Middle West.
Well, Kansas City was invaded, too. They even spread their propaganda in the Kansas City Star, and for three days all on could see was red, red-red wheat and red-ress of grievances for the farmer.
Well, radios are driving automobiles now. The only possible danger right now would seem to be that arising from too much static in case of a traffic jam.
So Russia is still mickering up her sleeve about the way she put one over on the secretary of state.
DAYLIGHT LOVERS
When, as we hurry home from the library after closing time, we rush past a couple, strolling along hand in hand, or, when as we cut out across the Pines, we come upon a pair, the man with his arm around the girl, and the girl with her head resting on his shoulder, or when, as we pass a sortery house, we see two dark figures silhouetted against the soft light within blending into one; or, when, as we pass a motor car occupied by two people, we see only half the seat occupied, we remember the words of the poets, look at the moon, and sigh yearningly.
But the songs of the hards fail us when we come palling up the Hill in hot mid-afternoon, and pass couples strolling hand-in-hand, or arm-in-arm with hands clasped, or see pairs suugled against the posts on the posts of sororites, or watch crowded cars whi by, with girls parked on men's laps, all evidentGlily that the car is over-full. There is no moon then, nor any cool breeze, nor any naughty of the tree-tops, nor any soft tender light to enhance the darkness. There
is only the harsh sun beating down on the pavement, magnifying every little flow of the landscape, and terrible Jazz coming from the student cafe. Our only yearning is to be at home in the bath-tub.
But we are forced to deny the promises of the poets. Folks don't love because the moon is shining, a cool breeze is blowing, the tree-tops are rattling, or because they are in some pretty, cool spot. They love because they love each other.
"It won't be long now," goes the popular shang expression. And the instructor simply smiles and glibly thinks, "wait until you see those final exams."
"Considering America as a gigantic man, this man has an over-fed body, a half-fed mind, and a stunted soul." These words were spoken Tuesday by the Rev. Stephen S. Eatley of Topeka in his vowitional lecture on the ministry. In fact, his analogy can apply to most of the leading nations of the world today.
THE FLOW OF TIME
By what steps has this stage been reached?
It is noticed that man, as a race, progresses in three different ways. His first development came physically. Durwin has shown conclusively that there is a survival of the fittest. It was not until man and developed a sound body that he began to develop a sound mind. That stage began in the stone age. The gradual increase in knowledge and keenness of thought is noticeable by man's organization into political groups, his discovery of the truths of nature, and by the more recent decrease in slavery and disbelief in the divine right of kings.
And now, since the mental development has gained momentum, moral development is beginning to be revealed. An increase in toleration, movements for decreasing armament, the growth in the spirit of service to others—all these factors show that love is beginning to steep the world.
The present condition is as the Rev Mr. Ersaye say. The body is over-fed and, like all animals when they have reached a period of over-development, the genius starts to decline physically. Our minds are half-fed. There is room for great development yet. Morally we have a stunted soul, but one that in the verge of enormous growth.
And the outcome?
The world is gradually approaching that average when more than fifty percent of the individuals in it will have awakened mentality, as it has already done mentally. One nation may attain the average before another, and it is altogether possible that many nations—mothers "America and Scandinavia"—are approaching the fifty per cent average now.
Then great results will follow. Peace and prosperity will prevail. And man will then realize that it takes a spiritual background to carry out the material things of life the best.
"Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad," says an old parable. The idea being, of course, that the madder they are the harder they fall
No word could be more misinterpreted than "deadlines," if we may take the version of the word used by students of Mt. Oread as the basis of our observation.
"The deadline for Senior glosses will be Jan. 1," announced the editor of the Jayhawk early in the course of the first semester. "The deadline is Jan. 1," echoes the Senior. "Very well, I'll get my picture in by Jan. 20, and still have time to spare."
DEADLINES
Then comes an announcement,
"Dedicate for Senior glosses is extended.
Students may have until Jan. 10 to get their pictures into the hands of the editor." And then, ten days later, comes the startling news: "The absolute deadline for senior glosses is Jan. 20."
The Jayhawkier is but one example of this. Measurements for caps and powns, the payment of class dues and fees, the copy for literary publications all are delayed, causing deadlines to be extended.
Editors and class officers are not to blame. Students simply won't interpret the word "d line" in its true sense. What could be more final, in the connotation of the word itself, than this word, when its correct meaning is considered?
MEN'S GLEE CLUB;
The final appearance of the Men's Gice Club will be at the Rotary Club dinner at the University Commons at 7:45 tonight. Members will please wear business dress. Business manager and librarian for next year are to be elected this evening.
T. A. LARRIMORE, Director.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
NO. 18
JUNE 1973
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W. S. G. A.
There will be no meeting of W. S. G. A. Tuesday evening, May 17.
VEDA MURRAY, Secretary.
W. S. G. A.;
KANSAN SUBSCRIPTION SOLICITORS:
There will be an important meeting of the solicitors at 4:30 Tuesday, May 17, in the Journalism building. Everyone must be present or send excuse.
EARL E. STRIMPLE
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY:
The regular meeting of the Christian Science society of the University of Kansas will be held at 7:30 p.m. on Tuesday, 17 May in my hall, B1425.
ENGLISH MAJORS
English majors and those wishing to declare a major in English should see an advisor before the end of the semester. Mind Morgan will be in room 291, Fraser hall, Tuesday, May 17, from 3:30 to 5 p.m.
W. S. JOHNSON, Chairman, Department of English
At The Concert
BY JOHN UNIVERLY
Let's either do away with the term "dandellion" and extend issue a series of warnings come four or five weeks before they are actually needed, or to observe it strictly, and abolish this habit of negligence.
Two yders set out to crest the Atlantic in an airplane. Dangerous task. Something happens and they are lost—doomed forever, perhaps. A tragic story. Yard of newspaper space!
This is a queer world indeed.
Our idea of an optimist is the mer-
man who has his show window filled
with a display of high-heated closes
—just in front of an iron grating.
Coal miners set out to dig fuel to keep America's big industries going and to warm America's big houses. Dangerous task. Something happen and several are lost - damned forever A tragic story. Six inches of newspaper anced.
CAMELS AND GNATS
--her Chopin "Nocturne," and Mildred Newby gave a clear representation of modern music in her numbers, and her compositions were similar to those between MacDowell and Griffes, "The Triangle" was a satisfactory close, but if the musical sorrow were to take part in its own content, it would have to put in more practice even to place.
It was a crowded that filled every seat in the auditorium in central Administration building yesterday afternoon and necessitated bringing in several chairs from the outside, which came from the Madison Auditorium of Mu Phi Epionem. And it was a well-satisfied crowd that went home. To those in close touch with the musical events much of the racial was familiar. But one never tires hearing Dorothy Jones play the brilliant Lieut "Farnatelle," no Pearl Anderson, Katherine Gaynor, or Virginia Arnold give Professor Preyer's "Prelude in C." And the fact that these were so well associated with the period of their composers enhanced their value. Another of the pleasing features was the appearance of several undergraduates who have not been before the public eye this year. Atkin, the sparkling brilliance of Ena Hepler, and the clear portrayal of Indian music by Dorothy Kuesterie show that these will adequately fill the places of the favorites who will leave this year. The vocal trio sang the French folk song with good balance. Gluck's quaint "Caperton" touches at the end of the song by Helen Saunders. Nadine Lowe had a nice tone in
On Other Hills
The Vampire, Literary publication of the University of Indiana, has been discontinued for the rest of the school year.
Students of Oxford university can be injured at the expense of the university for injury received in athletic concerts.
Thirty-nine candidates for 17 positions were presented at the school election held at the University of Oregon recently.
B, O. T. C. at Indiana university recently had a military review in preparation for governmental inspection.
Eighten members of the University of California baseball team, including their coach, will make a trip to Japan and the Hawaiian Islands this summer.
At the University of Chicago, coeds will learn to dive with the aid of
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A woman student at Cornell University was recently suspended from the university for one year, because of cheating in an examination.
Freshmen men at one University of California, Berkeley, have replaced the traditional host by a new green host rather than them and by eastern colleges.
A discipline drive in the University of Oklahoma is suspending students from school. Some of the causes of suspension are failure to attend classes and the selling of stolen books.
Students of the University of Utah are asking that the coon hour be changed from 11:30 to 12:30, to 12:00 to 1:00. It is thought that it will change the coon hour to include more programs that will be of interest to the students.
The second year pledging bill, which prohibits first year pledging by the sororities and fraternities, will be approved all hall-school schools of the state, has passed the
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