THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PAGE THREE School of Religion Becomes Member of National Board Possibility of Combination With Wichita School Is Recognized by Braden The Bible Chair of the University has recently been voted into membership of the national board of education of the Christian church. "This work is a development of this work," said Dean S. Braden, of the School of Religion. The project for the promotion of the development of the School of Religion was approved by the district council of the churches which closed last week. At the recent Religious Education Association convention it was announced that at least a dozen schools offered programs of organization at state universities. Annual Banquet Planned School of Education to Feas Thursday, May 12 "Plans for the annual Education Banquet are under way for a gala affair which is to take place on Thursday, May 12, at the *Thibault Tea Room*, according to Miss Ruth Lichen, secretary to Dean Schwigler. The committee on arrangements are planning the program which will be announced at a later time. Attendance at the banquet will be composed of the staff of the School of Education, and all those students who are enrolled for degrees or certificates from the school. Plans for the evening include music, songs and toasts. The banquet is scheduled for 0 p.m. and will, if possible, be held in any b宴活动 for the evening. Tickets are on sale at the office of the Dean of Education, 103 Fresser Hall, or from any member of the committee. Members of the committee in charge are: E. R. Foster, Walter Freese, Mary Engle, Lois Laptad, George Krahl, Bette Steele, Margaret Patterson and Clara Balwin. Want Ads LOST: Monday evening a pair of glasses. Name is on inside of case. Call Alice Anderson, phone 1811. 175 FOR SALE or will leave for a term of years: A large, almost completely furnished house in good repair, spacious location with large boarding club. Call Mrs. L. G. 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Beta Phi held its formal session 12 marching at the Knot Gallery. Asked to attend, a six scribner room, the chapte- ous house was followed by staging at the hall of the showroom. A wooden frame of painted glass, crystal bathtubs, and smooth sticks with tall green impress. During the opening concert, the Knight-Korey-Premier or- chestra, the Knight-Korey-Premier orche- Chaperones were Mrs. Hammond, Mrs. Wil- mont and Mrs. Settle of Nashville. "A Brighten the Corner" party was given at Harker house, Saturday from 9 to 12 p.m. Each guest was given a certain prize each day, with entertainment was for nibble. Phi Min Alpha entertained with a 12 o'clock house party, Friday evening. Championes were Mr. F., M. Law and Mr. Ernest Chrissie Out of town guests were Leon Deaver and Irone Phelman, Sahebah; Tom Law and Ebiana Shaffer, Topkape. The annual Senior cake wakes was confirmed Tuesday. The half-hour event, the hall-door celebration of Wayne's, of love roses. Entertainment was furnished by Carl Cummings and Jasper Personally, they also sang popular songs. P91 Gamma Delta entertained with a 12-hour house party Saturday evening. The group had some of the best decorated like a piano with flowers and latter work. Music was formulated by the Kluwer Society. Other nurses were: Mrs. Maragret Porkins Mrs. Edith Miller, Mrs. Charles Eoff and Mrs. Maragret Harmond. Out of town guests were cummed Ramachandran, Rammakhandran Ram- bhik, Rajesh Kernserson, Howard Chow, David Williams, Kansas City, Kan; John Cohn, Cook; Wilmington, N.J.; John Cohn, Wilmington; Albert Harvard, Alchien- ker; Whitman; Albert Harvard, Alchien- ker; Warren Cox, Newton, D. Krekhan- ker; Hornet Cox, Newton, D. Krekhan- ker; John Taylor, Jack Barrens, Bill Sill, Mofft; Pitbush; Jack Barrens, Bill Sill, Mofft; Pitbush; Rajah Strath, Leslie Brook, Miff Siena Kappa entertained at their choreo- dromic party. The students and the par- ty party. Lunch was served at the Thim- annas where were deserved with candles and white flowers in the room. The students in the university rode with Greek boys. The decorations carried out a growing stakes effect. Flowered lattice work and this reused glass elements were colored lights were played, together with flowers of leaves about the room, formed the backdrop for the art. "The out of town movie present were two films: The Out of Town movie, Dr. Diary, Dr. Derry Harry, Mary Miss Hope and Ms. Rose, all from the Kawasan City, Mitsubi Rob Brown, Mound Valley, and Mr. McQuinn and Mr. McQuinn," she added. Paul Banki's orchestra of Kansas City, Ms. furnished the music for the dancing. Choreons were: Mrs. V. A. Beetham, Mrs. Gretzle Beeder, and Mrs. Anna Young. Phai Chi entertained with his annual spring party at the chapter house, Friday evening. The dances were arranged according to precriptions. The house was decorated by Ward of Lawes in renaissance, form and battle work. Much of the furniture was furnished by Tommy Adamson's son, served during the evening. Out of town guests were the Moses, Simon Naland, Islandah, Bath Foreman, Ij Griffin, Josephine Cairnflan, Alain Dureux, and Elisse Flavignon. At home, Joseph Flavignon, Joseph Flavignon Announcement— One Day & Bachelor Service No Extra Charge There is one form of Provident Mutual Insurance that will guarantee the education of your children, another that will protect you in your old age. Ask a Provident Representative to work out an individual plan for you, or write for the booklet, "Kent Blueprints His Future". Insurance to Fit Your Special Needs Quality Guaranteed 741 N. H. Provident Mutual Life Insurance Company of Philadelphia, Penn Excelsior Laundry Phone 112 Olin K. Fearing Albert H. 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The show includes a worm effect, Flower and fellow work in a digital art room, and a meditative Mindship. Metal ship, in the form of armored castle, is set. Thirteen guests will be presented at the altar. The guests will eat bread from Nappa Alba Abbas Tree, a sacred tree by Catherine Caton, 254, Elizabeth Shaw, 176, and Elizabeth A. L. Killen, who will bowl the dinner. We Will Buy Your Second Hand Clothing Abe Wolf Annotate the dates of birth, marriages and deaths for each individual. Joseph P. Thomas - Born in St. Louis, Missouri; moved to Minnesota; died in Lapeer, Michigan at age 91. Frankie L. Hall - Born in St. Louis, Missouri; moved to Kansas City, Missouri; died in St. Louis, Missouri. Miss. Elizabeth K. McClain - Born in St. Louis, Missouri; moved to Kansas City, Missouri; died in St. Louis, Missouri. Hermann J. Mills - Born in St. Louis, Missouri; moved to Kansas City, Missouri; died in St. Louis, Missouri. 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Serenaders Play Every Sunday evening at the Thimble Theater Tea Room 1021-23 Mass. 1009 Massachusetts Blue Mill Sandwich Shop 1004 Massachusetts Special Sunday Evening Salad Luncheon PAGE FOUR THE MAGAZINE SECTION OF THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN for May 8, 1927 Tribulations of Music Critic Tribulations of Music Class Are Greater Than His Joys "The jobs in being newspaper critic for college musical events don't equal the tribulations, but the main value comes from the sense of consciousness of having done my duty in the world," and the more or less musically Kansan critical upon being interviewed recently. "Of course there are the free tickets which I may enjoy, even there being two occasionally, in which event I enjoy it doubly because of the possibility of a feminine guest. "But there is the eternal criticism which the critic subjects himself to when he ex- **tends.** "I am always complimented on my colossal ignorance of music when I write a harsh critique, but it is quite the reverse when I praise a performance. "In fact," he said with some satisfaction, "some people have gone so far as to say I knew what I was talking about when I praise their skill. "I must sorrowfully admit," he said regretfully, "that a great deal of disappointment is caused after senior recitals when the newspaper article refuses to gush with the relatives, friends and sorrisy sisters of the musician, but even a critic has his ethics." In answer to the question, "Is the critter ever tempted to gush?" he answered, "Yes, if you do a good job." At this point he hastily stenthugged at me and asked to refer to his thesaurus on such occasions. "The atheusure is a book that tells you the word to use in place of one you've already used too many times" he explained, with kindly regard for the interviewer. He expressed pleasure that his more technical friends so violently disagree with him. "The fact that they so violently disagree among themselves makes me appreciate it when I, with my limited knowledge, can hit on them that will dispute with me," he declared. He sighed regrettedly when at the close of the interview, he said, "I wish people would get rid of the idea that criticisms should be eulogies instead of criticism!" Freshmen Boners Compiled L. H. Mencken, whom someone aptly called comossoe of human ignorance, would enjoy the Log Book kept by the English department at the University of North Carolina. In that amusing journal is kept a record of the out-going honors committed by freshmen and others. Pity the poor English instructor] Here it is recorded by one freshman that David Copperfield's novels are infinitely superior to anything Dickens ever wrote. Anson and Ramsay have written Hawthorne "the House of Seven Gables." Yes, pity the poor English instructor; Females are called from compositions. A freshman describing a singer said, "She had been the best." "I pulled through a disease," another reacts, "which was a victim of my sister." She retorts. "Lincoln's mind," another essayist remun- sured, "grew as his country knotted it." In public speaking class an embryo Wendell Phillips exclaimed, "Mr. Speaker, I smell a rat in my opponent's remarks, but I suppose to kill him while his younge." Today Given to Mothers Widom, mercy and truth; Some of his great understandig. shading; Of the ways and thoughts of youth; Much of his love and design. Some of God's infinite patience, Mitch of his love and desire, Lo, 'tis the heart's new image Of that wonderful mother of mine. —I. C. Allen Lo, 'tis the heart's own image, Of that wonderful mother of giv The tradition of Mother's Day does not come down from antiquity. In the first observance, it was in a temple. This day, May 8, 1927, is dedicated to the mothers, both in America, in Europe and even in the far East. A day set aside for the reverence of the most beautiful and noble character, that being Mother. Its meaning is not confined to color or to color for the word mother is symbolical of the finest and highest type of human that exists. Miss Anna Jarvis of Philadelphia conceived this beautiful idea of setting aside one day for mothers to reign supreme. The national Women's Christian Temperance Union, for nearly twol decades before this time had observed "Mother's Day." The second Sunday in May was the day suggested by Miss Jarvis, whose plan was in memory of her own revered mother, a Christian teacher in the South. A public memorial was held, accompanied by the distributions of carnations, her mother's favorite flower. The wearing of a carnation is a most beautiful symbol of the appreciation for the mothers who have gone or those who are still living. It is an emblem which should convert latent moving thought into tender considerate actions, with the ultimate idea of steeming the tendency of forgetfulness and thoughtlessness of home ties. The idea of such a beautiful recognition for men's dearest possessions, their mothers, spread from state to state until in 1913 a bill was passed by the house of representatives and the senate, making the second Sunday in May a national holiday, "dedicated to the best man of all," the mother." Senator Thomas J. Reflin, of Alabama, gives the honor for the success of this bill. It seems that even though this Momma's Day was intended for an American remembrance at first, it soon developed into an internal day of observance for everyone's mother. Mountains What an immoral fascination there is about mountain! Their solitude, their silence, the grandeur of their outlines, the unspareable glory of their lofty crags and "nowy summits old in story," and their splendid inutility! When you look upon the vague and troubled immensity of the ocean, you think of commerce and cofish and whales. When you contemplate the grassy waste of priories, expanding to the skies, you think of wheat and corn and pigs and steers. But Pike's Peak and Sierra Blanca and Trenchery and Culebra man of wood for nothing except adoration and worship. Fans们 solititudes where the unheard voices of the winds in the forest, of waters falling in the abyss, and the eagle's cry have no voice nor anniversary. John J. Ingalls. College Man Makes Brocks But Is "A Man for A' That" Can you imagine a college boy dress-makes? A fraternity man who makes freaks for the young lady whom he favors with his attention? There is one such in existence and you just know he is in captivity. The fortune captor whose garments are the result of his skillful labor wishes his name withheld as she fears he will be mobbed. This remarkably gifted collegian is a student in Washburn College. He is slight and very dark with a foreign-looking mustache and sideburns. He would fit nicely into a rFrench dressmaking salon. He makes everything from evening frockes to overcoats and makes them well. But he does not commercialize his art. He sells only for himself and his girl friend. She is a daisy, fraugle lookalike girl and he dresses her, and she grabs him in formal, in white sainth and deep shade jumps. lucky the girl who receives with her engrossed invitation a frock to wear to the party! Washburn is proud of its potential Paul Poiret and he is deservedly popular. He is very masculine in spite of his modiste complex. He converted a plain straight black coat and dinner jacket by sewing on satin lapels. In a dinner jacket over was stolen he made himself one to tie its place—and it looks like an overcoat! The ambition of this young genius is not to be a creator of Paris friezes but to have a storeful of materials and someone upon whom to drape them. Professor Is Sympathetic There aren't a great many of the Hill folk who have not at some time pushed a pen across notebook paper as they listened to the smooth quiet tone of a certain well-known professor of English. He is an elderly gentleman, short of stature, slightly stooped and neat from the toes of his shiny shoes to the top of his partly gray hair. There are especially two noticeable things about this man—his large strong hands that help to express additional thought with an occasional gesture, and his quick blue eyes that gloss lashes over gold rimmed spectacles as if to say "I know, my dears, I understand. How you anuse me." Throughout his leeches there is subtle humour and gentle sarcasm that describes some old volume of worth and truth, transmit to his students a part of his great talent. This man has without doubt a patience equal in every way to the proverbal job. There are always the late-comers, the repeatedly absent and those who hand in papers three weeks later. Shill he doesn't get angry. Not long ago, the member of his class had been late some ten minutes earlier, but rather conscience-stricken about it, told the professor upon leaving the classroom that she would promise solently never to be late again. Closing his book slowly and looking over his spectacles in the usual way, he said, "I should be late again; I should probably—forget me." 1 A life of calm repose and liberal ease Orked by the limits of impassioned sense, A life of summer days on shinging seas, A wilde summer day on a tranquil sequence, Be this my Godlike doom! 17