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University Daily Kansai
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
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Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning by students in the department of Journalism of the University of Texas Press or the Press of the Department of Journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1917.
SUNDAY, MAY 1, 1927
ENLIGHTENING EMPORRIA
Recently the Kansan was able to set the Emporia Gazette right in regard to its reference in an editor to whiskg盟ooleids. We mildly pointed out that the Gazette seemed to be laboring under a multitude of arranged ideas, and that the animals referred to was the whiwhoodoo not the whiskg盟ooleids. To which the Gazette replies:
"Science moves, Truth shakes facts up every day and so new phases of science emerge," she said in her performance in science. When we went to school and studied zoology, we learned that certain groups of the Kanaa well-known fauna were classified under the wiliwongoodle, the williwong wallpaps, the entawampus-sciences, the doubledwiliwongoodle, the whiffenopod species of the whiffenopod were the kleagle, the cyclops, the sapphucker and the clypeus.
"These were all supposed to be slightly varying specimens of the same species. But now by different species, spikings in each kind of animal, scientists have disassociated the variation under group known once as the whorlopezoides "into four distinct species. We learn in education today from how animals live on Earth. Daily Kanauan that the whirlopefos is no longer regarded as a member even of the whingidooidea family. Hence the name it is such penetration into the secrets of creation that makes us realize it failed to complete a college education."
Should the editor of the Gazette seek further enlightenment the following books will be found in instable value: "Dingbats and Fizzleouts," by Professor Snatter; "The Wanbridge Increase," by Multina; "Type Lie," by Editor Pt.
We are indeed thankful that we have been of assistance in clearing this matter up, and beg to remind The Gazette that the facility of the University are at the disposal of the people of the state. It is here to serve their best interest. To impart information is to a sacred duty.
Specimens of both the whifflepoof and the whangdoole are being created and shipped to Emporia immediately. Prominent zoologists on the HIU were astonished when told of the ignorance of their subject which exists in that fair city, far-famed as the Athena of Kansas, "I fear," one of them sobbed, "that the Emporions are neglecting the utilitarian side of culture in order to disambush themselves in aesthetic things such as Goldberg's cartoons." He refused to be comforted.
ED HOWE
New York feted Ed Hewe Friday, "The Sage of Potato Hill" on the eve of his seventy-third birthday remains the dean of writers hailing from the country town, Tribute rightfully earned by the Kansas came from his hosts of friends among the authors and editors.
"The best reporter Kansas ever had," is what Senator Arthur Carpner named him. Rupert Huguen put him in his rightful category when he named him a philosopher, the Diogeno of Kansas he might have said, and genial Bill White, who pays homage to Howe as his peer, says of his writings that they are "the soube of my declining years."
Kanaas owes much to the author of "The Story of a Country Town." That debt it can never repay; only in a measure can it show its appreciation by letting the rest of the world, even New York, bestow its tribute as it did the other night. Eddie Howe no longer
belongs to Kansas. Though for fifty years he has edited a Kansas newspaper, he long has belonged to the world.
As humble followers of his profession, students of journalism should be grateful for the path he has blazed. The country newspaper needs many more Ed Howe's; may his spirit be perpetuated.
BOGEYMEN AND PUBLIC OPINION
Two instructors were fired recently from the faculty of the West Chester, Pa. State Normal School for aiding the liberal club of the school in discussing the policy of the United States toward Nicaragua. A member of the West Chester American Legion post announced himself as responsible for the action, thus taking it upon himself to make the Legion responsible for his individual attempt to limit freedom of speech.
New the whole Legion stands in danger of being condemned as an enemy of free speech, though hundreds of other members of the organization may protest, as did the entire membership of the Wilford Straight post in New York City. Some radicals, as hot-backed as the Worcester lieutenant, take up the cry; and the war is on. The issue of free speech is eloided in dust, and in the popular conception it becomes the American Legion versus radicalism, though neither viewpoint is at stake.
This bit of come opera politicizing may be seen on a larger scale in the discussion of Al Smith's candidacy for president. The question is made an academic one of whether or not Smith's religious affiliations will interfere with his discharge of the presidential duties, instead of being decided on the only practical basis—whether his religion has affected his official acts heretofore.
So it goes with many things in public life. We love to worry. We cross bridges that we never come to, and burn behind us bridges that we never have crossed. It is not only in private and individual matters that we run from bagenmen that are only shadows. We do it in public life as well.
ALMOST AN INSULT
ALMOST AN INSULT
Just why do they do it hard to say.
Perhaps it is to appease their conscience for earlier laxness, but why do they make the poor students suffer for their error?
It's this way. Just at the time that the work of the final semester of the year is beginning to tell harden on everyone, including students, the instructors in the two-hour (a missioner) courses seem suddenly to realize the shortness of time and begin to make assignments that would
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OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vob. VIII  Sunday, May, L. 1927  No. 168
Regular rehearsal will be hold on Sunday afternoon at 2:30 in the Engineering auditorium in preparation for the concert at Independence, Mo. on Tuesday. Nominations for next year's officers will be made at this rehearsal.
T. A. LARREMORE, Director.
MEN'S GLEE CLUB:
PAPER CLOSE OF DUR.
"Youth in Conflict" is the subject to be discussed in the meeting Monday, May 2. Miss Edina Wiser will be the chairman. Newly elected members are to be introduced at the meeting also. The election of officers has been postponed for the day. Every midday afternoon at 4 in room 3, ect. Administration bulletin.
BETA CHI SIGMA:
C. R. GARVEY, President.
{OTICE TO PRE-MEDICAL STUDENTS:
Purhaps the students wouldn't complain so much about it if it were not for the manner in which they are treated. Under ordinary circumstances most of them would listen comprehensively to the absurdly long tasks assigned, shrug their shoulders, and not do the work as usual. But as it is, the instructors assume the position that it was the students who wanted most of the minister. Think of it! And that hence the students must suffer for it all by trying to acquire an impossible amount of knowledge in nothing flat.
give heart failure to a Rhotles scholar.
Why the insult of it! Every student knows it is impossible to actually learn so much in so short a time. Even the instructors should be as wise as that. But they bibitly assign, disclaim responsibility, and thus make out of every two-hour or less course a grievance to the students.
An inter-fraternity singing contest was recently broadcasted over the Penn State College radio station.
It has been suggested by a professor in Baylor University that the name journalism be changed to journaliology. It hase its reason on the book 'The Journalist's Role and psychology' instead of journalism and sociology instead of seclusion.
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Christian Science Society, University of Kansas Announces a
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