01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 PAGE TWO 两客一 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20, 1927 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editorial Staff Lawrence Pierce Editor in Chief Associate Editor News Editor News Editor Succinct Editor George Ramos George Ramos Alice Gaildell Nick Light Joe McGraw William Griffith Alfred W. Hornsby Helen Tatum Frank Tattow Binder Editor Editor, George Ramos Jasmin Jones Dorothy Tomball Mary Bassan Foster Vivian Smith G. Holden Crooks George Alcorn Charles Epson Margaret Mueller Advertising Manager ... Earl K. Stimple Advertising Manager, Mire ... Tom McFarland Asst. Advertising Mgr. ... Low Bunting Assst. Advertising Mgr. ... Low Bunting Circulation Manager ... R. M. Dale Business Office...K. U. 44 News Room ...K. U. 25 Published in the afternoon, twice a week and on Sunday morning by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Missouri Press or the Department of Journalism Entered as secondclass mail matter September 17, 1919, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1987. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20, 1927 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOKSTORE? Was the co-operative bookstore solldly a political issue, which like so many other political issues flourish in full bloom just before elections and then after politicians have won their way to offices in the fragrance, disappear in vino? More than a week has elapsed now since the University men through building held the fate of the bookstore, yet we are still in the dark as to what that fate is. There was no resistance in counting the balloons for the offices to be filled. No weariness showed the hands of those tabulating the returns of the political craca, but apparently as soon as we were back to student government, fatigue overcame the government. The future of the re-ooperative venture is far more significant than the election of the panel representatives and class officers for next year. Politicians are of passing interest; they are soon graduated and we are scourged with a new crop. The bookstores, however, something that will outlive any flaming glory cast by them. The students who voted for or against the enterprise are entitled to know the result of their balloting. Student government now has its chance for immediate function—counting the vote. THE KANSAS RELAYS Track and field records of all kinds—national, collegiate, and world—have been broken in the past four years at the youthful Kansas Relays. A comparison of records made last year show that the Kansas Relays surpassed all others in the United States. In the fifth year of its infanthood the annual event in the Jayhawker stadium has become nationally known. More than a thousand athletes from one hundred and thirteen institutions have entered the meet. In addition, in the midst of the Saturday afternoon events, the thronged stadium will witness a trio of Tarahumara Indian men from Mexico finishing a fifty mile run from Kansas City and a second trio of Indian girls completing a thirty mile Marathon from Topeka. THE..UNIVERSITY DAJLY KANSAN Skill, strength, and endurance, rivailing that of the Grecian athletes nearly three thousand years ago, will command the attention of the spectators. Not the least among the athletes will be Karans' own crimson-clad competitors including Captain Chuck Doombros, hurdler, and Pooz Praxier, distance runner. A second home-coming of the year will bring many alumni back to witness the affair. It will be an unusual relay if these alumni do not hear the announcer shout many times during the day these thrill-producing words, "A new record." HOW MUCH DID YOU LEAVE? Six more time. But ah, it's the stretch this time and let's go. Yes, we're off, but of the heterogeneous musc that came back to Mt. Orland Tuesday, few appeared to be in very good running order, neither did they show any extraordinary enthusiasm or speed in the get-off. Many a foot dragged and head wobbled on the stiff pull up Mt. Oread but yet when the instructors called roll with few exceptions, it was answered by the echo, "bore." No wonder Professor Doe smiled and smiled because he knew it was a lie all the time. Getting home wasn't so hard. Staying there was slightly more difficult but getting back was worst of all. And lucky was the student who didn't lose part of himself on the way back. At least that is the opinion of the observer as he emerged from the station at Ottawa and viewed three students piled on a baggage truck. Two were women; they were leaning against each other in a dismal and forlorn fashion. The third, poor fellow, was in still worse condition. He was just about gone. He was stretched out full length, his head in one woman's lap, entirely unconscious. Poor fellow. Computational Biology Campus Opinion --advises In the latest sally of the week that bold and fearless encounters of things "traditional" or "conservative," appears a short dissertation entitled "Flaming the Flag." I feel that some excuse should be made for this article, since I doubt the editors, xerox as they are for "constructive" writings could have wished their journalization, such an outburst of desolation. One's first impression, after reading the article under discussion, is that it must have been used to fill up space. How such an unwarranted eruption of confidence could Dave, which would invite only pregressive or constructive discussion, is a puzzle indeed. And with so many other offensive evile present which need behaboring, why should precious words be wainted on just a "colored cloth"? But since this little mourned was really intended for diction, it needs mastication fixed. Indeed, it tastes as a bit climacist. The printer, pity his soul made an error in the headline, "Flaying" was meant for "Finning." No, the author was flaunting the flag—be he was flaunting it in his very sophisticate It is Time— to have that car of your overhauled— Mechanical Work Guaranteed VICTORY GARAGE 722-624 Mass. Phone 88 Never before have we shown such beautiful suitsings as now. Stop in and look them over. Suiting you is our Business. SCHULZ The Tailor 917 Mass. St. The best foods, the finest kitchen and the efficient service you will receive here will prove beyond doubt the advisability of using our menus daily. Virginia Inn 846 Mass. The Book Exchange will be open Thursday, April 21, from 10 to 12. OLIVE FUGGS, Manager. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Kappa Phi will hold its spring hamlet at 5 Thursday evening, April 21, at the First Methodist church. At 4:30 the same day initiation of pledges will take place, and it is requested that every member he present, JUANTA GIHEKAM, Publisher Manager Vol. VIII Wednesday, April 29, 1937 No. 159 KAPPA PHI: ROOK EXCHANGE: ticated, cynical way. He would, in one masterful stroke, depose Old Glory from her lotty position made possible by "politicians and capitalists" and he would place it in its proper place, where it would no longer be troubled by R. O. T. C, cends it down it, or juniors putting it away for the night. rank injunctions she is perforating? I'm sure she would never choose to fly over Katarian's office, especially were they prosperous. And it is a sure thing that she would never well surmount American battleships in their imperialistic cruisers up Chinese rivers. oras putting it away for the night. Still, old flair, three youthful thier If Old Glory could only realize what ators are doing the right thing, you 2014 Phone 325 for appointment know. If they seem to soef rather hollowly, heart in mind that this world is fast going to hell, and only efforts such as theirs can save humanity. OBERWORTH "TWIST" SUITS Permanent Waving Marcelling Palace Barber and Beauty Shop 730 Mass Attend the Kansas Relays, Saturday D. C. L $38 One Day & Bachelor Service No Extra Charge They're in the window now —Also other "Twisties" at $33 and $45 with two trousers. Facials Manicuring Announcement— with two trousers Quality Guaranteed You should see the new Excelsior Laundry Phone 112 741 N. H. Edgeworth makes your pipe "do its stuff" When Planning Kansas City Topeka Leavenworth Week-Ends-for the Relays. Enjoy the satisfaction of traveling economically and conveniently. Luxurious, modern conches every hour for— Round Trip: Student Special Leaves Kansas City, $1.80 Leavenworth for Lawrence Topeka, $1.15 6:15 p. m. every Sunday The Interstate Stage Lines Phone 363 Bowersock Bldg. ... LET'S GET READY Everyone who doesn't wear a track suit at the Relays Saturday should be looking his best to add color and joy to the occasion. Our laundry and dry cleaning service is designed to do that very thing. Why not send 'em in early and be ready for the crack of the first starting gun. Just call 383 and leave the rest to us. Phone 383. 16th & N.H. Lawrence Steam Laundry We clean everything კლი, კვას put your shoes umb unter hertz oppo but die Fourth Annual Music Festival, April 24th to 30th The Messiah Sunday, April 24 8 p. m. Robinson Gymnasium Symphony Orchestra of 50 Pieces Soloists: Irene Peabody, Soprano; Engene Christy, Tenor; Thursday, April 28 8. p.m. Pelionon Gymnasium Mr. D. M. Swarthout, Director King Olaf Soloists: Alma Peterson, Soprano. Soloists: Alma Peterson, Soprano Eugene Dressler, Tenor. Rollin Pease, Baritone. Mr. D. M. Swarthout, Director. Chorus of 400 Voices Ticket sale opens tomorrow to the general public. Single admission to either Choral Union attraction, $1.50 Reservations made at the Round Corner Drug store Monday, April 25: Monday, April 25: Concert by Combined Glee Clubs of the University. Concert by High School Chorus and Glee Clubs. Tuesday, April 26: Tuesday, April 26: Concert by Haskell Chorus and Glee Clubs. Wednesday, April 27: Wednesday, April 27 Concert by University Band. Thursday, April 28: Thursday, April 28: Musical programs in hospitals. Also King Olaf. Friday, April 29: Prever Da Friday, April 29: Preserve Day: All-University Convocation. Banquet. Reception. Saturday, April 30: Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Concerts, Matinee and evening. Last numbers University Concert Course. For detailed program and other information phone 485. Chamber of Commerce "Give More Thought to Music"