FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1927
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Politicians Devote Their Attentions to Men's Election
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Student Council Members Jayhawker Executives and Class Heads on Slate
With the women's election over, attention is being turned to the men's spring election which will be held Tuesday, April 12. Party leaders from both the Pacchione and Independent parties refuse to give out any information about the candidates as yet, and guessing seems to be the popular course and pastime. Both parties claim that their candidates have not been chosen yet, but are willing to state definitely "the one who is the opposing party in going to do."
Polling places will be located in the basement of Administration building, Marvin hall, and in the basement of Fraser hall. All men in the University will be eligible to vote at this time if they have paid the required student government fee. Lists of eligible men are now being made out by the council election committee and according to Charlie Embree, of this organization, it is taken to avoid the embarrassing situation of incident fall, when the election was called off because a number of the lists were found incomplete.
Juniors will vote on the president and treasurer of the senior class; sophomores on the president, treasurer and prom managers of the junior class; and freshmen will vote on the president, treasurer and hop managers of the sophomore class. All class officers will take office next fall.
All men students will vote on candidates for president, vice president, secretary and treasurer of the Men's Student Council, while only those men in the different schools will vote for candidates of their school in the council.
Jayhawk officers will be voted on only by the sophomores and juniors. The candidates for this office were the two candidates in the election yesterday but the vote was counted and published until after the men's election. Candidates for the office of editor of the 1928 Jayhawk are Stanley Puchard and John Fosse, both business manager of the annual Claremont Munus and Reefs Flint.
Accident to Henry Ford Not to Affect Libel Suit
Detroit, Mich., April 1—Judge Fred M. Raymond, presiding in the million dollar Ford-Saprio libel case, today took formal congruence in open court of rumors that he had ordered drivers Henry Ford, recent automobile accident was planned to avoid appearance as a witness in the trial. He said that he not only was without cause to order an investigation of such a rumer, but he had no room for any questions, so sort into the accident at this time.
Judge Raymond made the statement at the request of Ford's attorneys who were disturbed by corridor gossip and by matter published in newspapers. The court directed the jury that they must not permit any consideration of Ford's actions whatsoever to enter their minds.
Report Shows Suicides Decreased by Marriage
[Relenae Karvloa]
Chicago, April 1 He-neppeled husbands may be surprised to know it, but nukele is more frequent among the unmarried than the married according to a study of 307 cases made by Dr. S., serin, a physician of Paris, and reported by the French corps of the American Medical Association.
Suicide is resorted to as the way out of life's problems more frequently by men than by women and more often by the elderly rather than the merely adult, Doctor Serin finds. He divides the causes of suicide into five classes: insanity, alcoholism, severe grief, incurable disease, and poverty.
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Thirteen men from southern California colleges will be sent to study conditions in Central European countries during the coming summer.
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"Hello, is this Mary? Well, Mary, I just wondered what I am to do. I can't find my driver."
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"Why, my screwdriver, of course." And thus one conversation was carried on sometime after midnight Thursday night, right March 31. To the surprise of all, I got up and—getting me out of bed to ask me foolish questions?" came the explanation that April I was at hand, and I had been filled with joke foul jobs were being chosen early.
Later, other parties, sluggishly rubbing the sleep from half-opened eyes, still wondering who could be calling them from their slimmers at such a time would answer the phone to hear:
"Yes, it does. Why do you ask?"
"Well if you aren't too awfully sleepy, wouldn't you just step outside and stop it. And on the way back to bed, glance at the calendar, won't you?"
"Hello, Margaret? Well, listen,
doesn't Michigan avenue run by your
house?"
And so on through the day, the fast jokes and tinker help to make merry the opening day of the month and kid spirit finds expression in handing out wooden chocolates, lead gourds, marshmallows, books and a sharpened line of wilt.
Faculty at Hamlin University have decided not to support baseball this spring.
The spirit of the day permeates the very atmosphere and at every turn some new joke confronts the victims. Even Dad seems to feel the urge of practical jokes on April 1, and the kids are given the cut fat letter from home, loaded with the most welcome check that should always arrive by the first of the month comes laboring in a day or two late, just in time to save a mind, already driven to distraction, from utterly leaving its owner a raving cry for help. A facial expression, comes a note to the effect that April 1 must be celebrated.
And April 1 supplies ample reason, it seems, for almost any action or lack of action by students or faculty. Tight tights, stretched across a sleeping porch steps, alarm clocks set at midnight, an empty cabinet, sugar bowls, lack of chest preparation, unexpected quizzes, with unexpected answers and unexpected significance, or unexperienced friends from the home town that make the date impossible—And all and many more phases of this activity keep the mind of students alert.
Today is April fool's day. Expect anything, for almost anything may be expected. And not until midnight, with its welcome heralding in of April 2 can the mind rest easy or feel secure in its accustomed haunts.
Nine banks in Tokyo have been forced to close recently because of the general economic conditions.
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Shredded Wheat as
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University Announces Fellowships
University Abnbancies *Teachings*
Announcement of fellowships and scholarships for the year 1927-28 has been received from the New York University School of Retail Economics according to Miss Elizabeth C. Sprague, of the department of home economics. These scholarships are, particularly for students of home economics who wish to enter the field of retail merchandising.
In the appropriation bill for the state of Missouri, a new addition to the budget measure has been secured. It carries an appropriation of $855,000 providing for the care of crippled University hospital in Columbia, Mo.
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