SUNDAY, MARCH 20.1927
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
In Society
Dean and Mrs. S, B. Ibrahmed give the annual kid party for the young children of the Christian church Friday night; they were played during the evening and refreshments of pottery, all-day cake and Eskimo pies were served to about two hundred guests. Rev. Charles A. Reineau, a prize for the best dressed "kid."
The annual Dublin of Pi Upsilon was given Friday evening. At four course dinner were served at Wednesdays' half, and the hall. The hall was decorated with colored panels and shamrock and Irish pipes. Music was farrished by the chaperons for the evening worms. Mrs. Gertrude Sawtell, Mrs. Charles Anderson, Harold Wetzel, Merrill Nilsson, Malach Emerson, Dixon McMurray, Warren Wowers, Glen Bowden, Winchin; Tom Roes Sterling, Cecilia Takin, and Paul White Law-
Alpha Omicron Pi hold an informal house party Saturday evening. The house was decorated by the Ms. McKinley Museum, which is furnished by the K. U. Sundeborgers, Mrs. Jessie McKinley and Mr. M. Z. Sundeborgers, the chairperson of our guest们 were: Ms. Gies Stare, Jr.; Haddam Kim; Miss Genevieve Kinney; Dr. William Crawford; Crane A, B '23, Lewoworth; Miss Betty Bollinger, A, B '26, Yates Center and Miss Wila Griff, Mainstreet
The eleventh annual dinner dance of Phil Kappa was held Thursday evening at the chapter house. The table was set with flowers and a wink of lip in each hank of peas, green carpets and candles with green shades. Music for the hour of dancing from 7 till 8 was furnished by the staff, Mrs. Vance, Mr. Van E. Beckwith was the chaperone.
Phi Mu Alpha, musical life for ternity, held its spring festival at the Lawrence University. Music was furnished by Tommy Johnston and his serounders, Characters for the narty were Mr. Benson, Dr. Eugene Christy, Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Larsenrout, Mr. and Mrs. Carroll O'Neill, Dr. Eugene Christy, Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Larsenrout, Mr. and Mrs. Carol Culver, Dr. Eugene Christy, Ms. Lorie Rock head, Herington, Ms. Thurrington, Kaukauna, Kaukauna, Illinois; Ms. Helene Christmas, Sahacelle; Ms. Pansy Boyd Wait, Tuba, Cajun; Ms. Miss Shearne
Willie Ruth Johnson, c'28, is ill at the University hospital.
Miss Esther Van Cleave, of Wifh field is a week end guest at the Delta Zeta house.
Nadine Miller, ex.27, of Kansas City Mo., was a visitor at the Delta Zeta base in order to be instituted within Sigma Pi Honor, international security.
Marion Skovgard, c28, is spending the week end at her home in Leavenworth.
Searab, national architectural fraternity, announces the pledging of Wilson Kinney, c. 292. Bifurcation holds for plaques in the near future.
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Sketches Being Shown From National Exhibit of Scarab Fraternity
Display Includes Compositions Made by K. U. Students on Ozark Trip
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Liberty Post of the American Legion presents "THE 13th CHAIR" a mystery play
The traveling skate exhibit of Starch, national architectural fraternity, is on display this week in the University of Michigan's building on the third floor of Marvell Hall. The collection includes skates from the University of Illinois, University of Michigan, George Washington University, University of Kansas, and consists of skates in charcoal, water color, pen, ink, and gum. The total number of about ninety pictures, 17 of which are from the University of Illinois.
Exhibit Has Improved
The exhibit is better than usual this year, according to Joseph M. Kellogg, professor of architecture at KU, collection, outstanding among which are the water color sketches of James Eddie (1874-1935) and Robert H. (30), most of which were painted while the two were on their vacation in the city. The “Blue Mount” adds a touch of local atmosphere. The entire group will be forwarded to the University of Illinois.
Plans to Re Displayed
Various plans for a summer School of Fino Arts, patterned after similar structures in Prunes, will also be on or in progress. The senior classes in design has been working on these since the first of the year and now may be displayed for inspection by the judges. Both exhibits will be open on all work days from 9:30 to 5:30.
The winners of the recent sophomore design competition for a suburban real estate office were John Sears, e26 and Edward Meigler, e28. The juniors are working on plans for a marine museum building.
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E. W. Boffon, superintendent of the Networka public schools was a visitor on the campus Thursday.
Programs, Menus, Stationery
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The Jayhawker advisory committee will have an afternoon to interview sophomores and committee to approve their candidates for editor or business manager of the school.
"The committee tries to approve
the choice of a new manager,
the preference is always given to those
who have worked on this year's book,
and the other members of the
committee. "Anyone having had
experience on any high school your
book is eligible," he added, "but as
usually we do, the budget for $20,000 we think the business
manager should have had some busi-
ness experience."
Committee to Approve Jayhawker Candidates
The committee is made up of students and faculty members. The faculties chairman; Prof. M. T. Van Heijck, professor of physics on the students on the committee are Jack Kincaid, c27, John Kroh, c27, Ray Layton, c28, Dan Schuster, c28, c28, and Dorothy Luxton, c27.
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**Schedule of Games Andambuta**
This week's schedule of play in the game is as follows:
start Monday, March 21, at 4:30 p.m.
a game between Sigma Phi Epsilon
and Gamma Pi Alpha Epistle.
are as follows: Kappa Sigma vs. Aeasia,
Aeisia, 515; Sigma Alpha Epistle vs. Gamma
Pi Alpha Epistle.
are as follows: Nai Sigma Nu
vs. Delta Sigma Pi, at 8:11 Pm.
nu vs. Delta Sigma Pi, at 8:11 Pm.
νu vs.beta Pi, vs.beta Pi, at 9:40 p.m.
νu vs.delta Pi, vs.delta Pi, Sigma
Lambda, at 10.
The Crimesm Quill will be the name of the new magazine to be published by Prof. H. T. Stephenman's classes in working at the University of Indiana.
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Dr. Adeliae Robinne, head of the ceramic department of Fine Arts at Syracuse University, is one of the world's foremost women painters. Her work was exhibited in San Francisco expedition in 1915 won first place in the international competition.
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"High Hat Johnnie" Lenny Prefers Nomadic Life of Collegiate Chimneysweep
"There is nothing like travel to breaden on's interests," said "High Hat Johnkn" Lenny, who calls himself the collegiate chimney-sweep-yodler.
Lenny travels over the country from college to university, cleaning the chimneys of fraternity and sorority houses, and rendering his presence a cheerful one by singing and yelling continually, from houseets and the depths of chimneys and flues.
Even the consistent reader of Baird's Manual could scarcely know more about fraternities and sororities.
"You have a fine bunch of boys at Wisconsin, he told one fraternity, 'but your New
"Yes, I was a fraternity mma," he said.
"The Betas pledged a the Pi Kappa once. But I gave up college life for the life of a collegiate chmney-sweep. There's no life like it. I meet many more college people than if I stayed at one school all the time.
"I much prefer soot to books," he said.
"What's a little dirt?" Im sure it will come off eventually when I save enough to go into retirement."
"I'm a married man," he said. "My wife is in Minneapolis. Every night I send her some money that I have earned that day. The only way she can pay me is by boys to my drunk. But she understands."
Lenny intimated that he would always live in a college town. "Even after I retire from cleaning chimneys, I'll want to yeld, and color the art that he can appreciate my art," he declared.
Deans of Women Do Elope
(Continued from first page)
Shortly past midnight on a moonless night, a 15-year-old girl slipped from a second story window to the roof of a porch, and jumped from there into the arms of her sweetheart. The two had been in love for several months, but she was now alone and had descended them from any rash nets.
"This town is too dull. There is nothing exciting happening around here," the young man said.
As they hurried from the small town yard, they jaunched to close the gate after them.
"That would be fine—so romantic," the girl exclaimed, wishing for some excitement her own.
The girl's father, a light sleeper, was awakened by the click of the gate or perhaps he was already awake. At any rate, he sat up in bed and looked out the front window in time to see two forms pass beyond the bushes. A speedy investigation disclosed the fact that his daughter had played a train pulled out of town some thirty minutes later, a father had his daughter safely in hand, and was on his way home with her.
As for the young man, he also was on his wad home, the tooe of the father's boot and a small bag.
College cheer is now described as the check from home.
THE KANSAN MAGAZINE for March 20, 1927
MINUTES
Will minutes always fly like hunted things?
I wonder what would happen should I clip
the feathered edges of one minute's wings?
C. McLean.
The Return of Snowshoe Al. by Albert J.
Bromley. $1.50. Milton Blach & Company.
Snowshoe AI, if you have ever lived in Chicago, or read his Bed Time Stories for Growth Up Guys, you will recognize as an institution. Snowshoe AI comments fire appeared, has classified lowbrow readers as those who can appreciate only Snowshoe AI and highbrows as those who can appreciate everything, including Snowshoe
If you haven’t guessed it, his little essays are supposed to be funny. Most of them are. Al’s rehabilised history is recommended for outside readings in that subject. He explains that Caroline Chow tried to create a Scottish the Irish was him coming they tore down a botel and threw it at him. The reason Romans didn’t try to conquer Scotland, Al says, was because they were looking for plunder.
Distressing Dialogues, by Nancy Boyd. $2
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Do you ever, as you read a stale (or not so stale!) joke in College Humor, wish that you could find something really clever—and short of course—and good—and again, short-to-
If you do, I know the very thing for you! It's a little volume of laughing draughts by Nancy Boyd, which have been published from time to time in Harper's Bazaar. It is called, inappropriately enough, "Distressing Dialogues," and is the most delightful piece of reading imaginable. Sense and nonsense are combined in a whimsical fashion.
"You may say what you will, they are the nicest people in the world. They sleep with their windows open. Their bath-tubs are never dry. They are not grown up yet. They still believe in Santa Claus. They are terribly in earnest. But they laugh at everything."
And that is that. While:
"The French are nice. But they are not so nice as the Americans. They wear the most charming frocks in the world. And the most awkward underclothes."
And:
"The English are nice, but they are not so nice as the Americans. They wear too much flannel. No matter with whom they are dancing, the Americans are where matter where they remain at home."
A good many of these most 'Distressing Dialogues' are nominally dramatic. You laughed at 'Abie's Irish Rose?' You'll bow with mirth at 'How to Be Happy Though Good!' You didn't laugh at 'Abie's Irish Rose!' You will not laugh when you are reading 'The Greeks' 'Dance.'
There's no getting around it—Nancy Boyd knows people and enjoys them. That's why she is able to dissect them so completely. Her style is rapid and graphic; her method adroit. Her impish humor will leave you with aching sides and a real regret that you are through.
Pi Phis (Continued from third page)
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advertizing? Ooo fur some enlightenment. My
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like a leaf. Gentle rubber what wood you
huv youDN? Ooo if i only had one uv those
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skumstanzmatzes. But joost then the tel-
phone hinged. I woke up inside the phone
phonetic The last thing I saw wiz all their bax going through the door, Horra i was salvated. I lept four joy and boldly walked buy.
But they not only encroached on my dax but my nites also. Many a lovely, spring nite, awakened by distant thunder, i huv kept from mi couch too shut mi windows only too realize that she was busy running up a overloaded firecaps. Ooo woe is a kerror rest neither day nor night.
Not only do they ruin mi das and mi nigts but mi stoody luis, also. Their brassy laughs drifts thru mi screened windows and eggsplades mi reasoning. One nite as i w adkened those girls and I watched those girls produced a briarch and i dropped mi slate. It smithered to pieces. Negget morning, wid teers coursing across mi cheeks and mi buzm undatulm wil suppressed walls, i gentle laid the shattered korpe away to rest, as if he das," i said as I looked to the southward.
Another nite az iw | preisar to concentrate fur several hours the whole Lawrence fire department came thundering by mi windo. Pi Fize screamed and people shouted. The fire trucks backed up, turned round, honked their horns, and turn around again mack az much noise az possible. I wi still trying two study when a grate idrove strok me. I gerku un mi horns, and turn around again mack az much noise az possible. I wi still trying two study when a grate idrove strok me. I gerku un mi horns, and turn around again mack az much noise az possible. I wi still trying two study when a grate idrove strok me. I gerku un mi horns, and turn around again mack az much noise az possible. I wi still trying two study when a grate idrove strok me. I gerku un mi horns, and turn around again mack az much noise az possible. I wi still trying two study when a grate idrove strok me. I gere
Other pi phis uv various shapes und sizes, were gallopin wildly over the surroundin country wid their hands beautifully arched to eggspires terror. Still others, thurs, moore motherly wuns, were rumin about wid dwell clasps to the lattice of the tree. The sweet little raug totoey wutsums. How the laughter came inn big rolls up my overtaxed aesophagus and my kup uv joy runned over a i witness the Pi Phi's in their distress, but Woe Alas was then ironen went into the house they couldn't find any fire. Mit hed became a slave and the iron fist struck him and my fet stuck too the pavement i am trund wearily homeward. Life is ful uv disappointmints. Life is naught.
Deer reader az you wipe the teers from your ies remember there is still hope four in frum sicks two ate years most uv thu present PiFi crop will huv gradeout and thu commin generation may not be az awful. Rest assured that i shell fight manly on but 44 zt awl that i km stand, if they add won more to their ranks i shall give up in disair. In concushn, in behalf uv my brethren un myn wires and your autoosogession but i still wonder why wee, the more intelligent sex, moost suffer sew.
Appendix Noote: The facts intn thu above account kan wl be verified but the details had too be modified in order too gain thu deer reader's belief.