SUNDAY, MARCH 20, 1987
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Dena and Mrs. B. S. B. Braden gave the annual kid prize for the young people of the Christian church Pria. Anna was also a winner; she were played during the evening andRefreshments of potomac, all daykids received a prize from Eskimo plan were served to about two hundred students. Rev. Charles A. Hancock the prize for the best dressed "bid."
The annual Dublin of Pi Uplisson was given Friday evening. At four course dinner was served at the Tate gallery, where the hall was decorated with colored panels and shankneck and Irish floral patterns. Keaney-Frederick's orchestra. The chaperones for the evening were: Mrs. Gertrode Savwell, Mrs. Charles Reid, John McCarthy, guests were: Professor and Mrs. Earl Anderson, Hardwell Westel, Merrill Shawman, Ralph Emerson, Gina Clyde, Gary M.; Warren Powers, Glen Bowden, Wichita; Tom Ross Sterling, Cecil Lakin; and Paul White, Lawa-
Alpha Omicron Pi held an informal house party Saturday evening. The orchestra and music for dancing was furnished by the K. U. Sandugadores, Mrs. Jessie McIntosh, the Marianne Lavergne, the duppersome. The out of town guests were: Miss Gisele Staaf, 25; Miss Emily Poppin, 26; Miss Connor westward; Miss Danying Crane, A. B. "23," Leavenworth; Miss Betty Bollinger, A.-k "25, Yates Center and Miss Wilma Gruff, Montclair.
The eleventh annual dinner dance of Phil Kawai was held Thursday evening at the chapter house. The table was set with a variety of candles with pink sweet pea, green cinnamon and candies with green shades. Music for the hour of dancing from Jerry Garcia to Steve Earle more and his orchestra. Mrs. Van F. Beckwitt was the chaperee.
Phi Mu Alpha, national music fraternity, held its spring formal at the Lawrence Music. Music was curried by Tommy Johnston and his semeralders. Charpeaters for the party were Mr. Wereau Christopher, Mr. and Mrs. T., A. Laramore, Mr. and Mrs. Carroll of Chick and Mr. Carroll of Ernestine Christy, Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Laramore, Mr. and Mrs. Carol of Chick and Mrs. Ernestine Christy, Mr. and Mrs. Lorne Rocke holding, Herington; Miss Thurlow; erkina, Kanaka; Miss Illinois; Miss Helene Christmas, Sabahet; Mies Pansy Boyd Wait, Tutu, Oka; Miles Kokai, Irene Lehman, Bernit Miser, Irene Lehman, Bernit Miser, Topeka; Mhes Hilda Nelson, Severance City, Moore; Miles Joseph, Mo.; Gordon Morriek, Kansas City, Mo.; Lionen King, Topenep, Missouri, Kansas City, Mo.; Houbtown Buck, Topeka and Thomas Law, Topeka.
Willie Ruth Johnson, c28, is ill at the University hospital.
Miss Esther Van Cleave, of Wiffield is a week end guest at the Delta Zeta house.
Nadine Miller, ex.27, of Kansas City Mo., was a visitor at the Delta City order to be imitated Theta Sigma Ph, honorary journalism security.
Marion Skovgard, c28, is spending the week end at her home in Leavenworth.
Searab, national architectural freeway, announces the pledging of Wilson Kinney, e29. Inflation services will be held for plagues in the
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Liberty Post of the American Legion presents "THE 13th CHAIR" a mystery play
Sketches Being Shown From National Exhibit of Scarab Fraternity
Display Includes Compositions Made by K. U. Students on Ozark Trip
The traveling sketch exhibit of Sterling, national architectural fraternity, will include the halls of the department of architecture and the collections. The subject includes entries from the University of Illinois, University of Kentucky, University of Virginia, University College Institute, and the University of Kansas, and consists of sketches in charcoal, water color, pen and ink drawings, total of about ninety pictures, 17 of which are from the University of Virginia.
Exhibit Has Improved
The exhibit is better than usual this year, according to Joseph M. Kellogg, professor of architectural design, who led the tour outstanding among which are the water color sketches of James Eldredn, Jr., and Christopher Pike, 20th, most of which were painted while the two were on their vacation in the summer. "Now our work's 'Blue Monarch' atmosphere. The entire group will be forwarded to the University of Illinois."
Plans to Re Displayed
Various plans for a summer School of Fine Arts, patterned after similar structures in France, will also be on display. Both exhibits in a senior class in design has been working on these similar first of the kind of work that will now be displayed for inspection by the judges. Both exhibits will be open on all week days from 3:30 to 5:30.
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The winners of the recent sophomore design competition for a suburban real estate office were John Sear, c. 220 and Eloyd Mielson, c. 280. The Juniors are working on plans for a marine museum building.
E. W. Bpffon, superintendent of the Netwash public schools was visitor on the campus Thursday.
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"The committee tries to approve two or more for each office, but the team must have worked on this year's book," said Prof. L. N. Flat, chairman of the school library experience on any high school year book is eligible. he added, "Sit as a consultant if you want your $20,000 we think the business manager should have had some busi-
The committee is made up of students and faculty members, and N. Fink chairman; Prof. M. T. Van Hecke student; Prof. L. C. Wynne student on the students in the committee are Jack Kincad, c27, John Krob, c27, Kay Lynn, c28, Evelyn Wood, c28, and Dorothy Laxton, c27.
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THE KANSAN MAGAZINE for March 20, 1927
Eyre edess misel toof awl mankind for hiz oniversal benefit therefor it behooves him wun and all, to lend me hiz ers. The subject for diakoomx iz uv a eggretmenely touchy nature and as delkate as a brussel sprout, ourr rather i should say, az delkate az 44 brussel sprouts. Since it is advisable too huv a starting pint let us zert start. At this pint i wish thu deer reder two understand that we am knod talken thr mu bai. For any mamy dreary month's ten thousand 100 feet of the Peye Feye Shake and i have further supplemented mi ad-vitations posishm wid the use wu a new Montgumereer-w telescope (prise $2.98, postage 19 sens eggzra).
Just wy they choose this spot for there borrow when the world waz full ov other spots is beyond my komprehenshun ooeklas it wil be when the unfortunate inhabitants invv Miss. St.
The fust time, wo oo full time, the they brought themselves too mi attenushiw wiin thu dead uw winter. Thu hipless deers re refused to showul the snow from their sidewalls (they alwih refused) There lie thu snow unshuvelled, unfrozen, and alone. We uv Miss. ST. and ajoining tribootrares wood get our shoes phu ul water and melting snow every time we passt that dismal ice kitchering our squirrels all hull ketchoring our koi kus印 kols印 elazquez and often bein on the jint ux death. Did thues Phi pi赛 ca? No. They jost stood on their front porch and laught az our forms were racked wid coughz and walter squirted from our shoes.
But let us git bak too the subject. I well remember how we, the brethern uv miss St., beat a well worn path across their lawn az we went oop thirteenth st. tz saving maniwear maniwear steps out to the korner. Oo what a warm spot that short-cut haz in my heart. How i loved to turn from the hot walkawk ugr green grass filling my nooze and sweet birds singing in my ers und rabbits bound'in away un tu lea. But those monstrous Pi
There lazyness is further demonstrated buy thu fact that in winter when the snow is on u the ground they pile their ashes out on the sidewalls, thoos at won stroke, sewe too speak, doing away from the snow and the snow mymls it makes a squyng combination that wood throw thu solv u any fast-clastic porker into transports uv delight. I shoook that the pi fize have been oph thu farm long enough by now too huv shed their agricltoulisticalism but this衬粹 like a spotted-spattered thou thud, in spite uv thufact that mi ir rugged like a jigged-bite, i huv often reflected to mycelt that if the pi phiz were so karleless about there sidewalls which az anyone kan cane are egossped too public view be like. What, i demand, kind uv house-keeper coz they be? Ooo ye men that sufferh frem a pphi chi complex how my heart melt four you, and how my bum刺 wid wid dispair. Ooo how mi bak awde wid we when i the first day the day we want your les befour it iz too late. Awake, arise, follow your leader. Let me salvate you.
A Faulty Technique
For thirty years old Rufus Jones
Has eaten peas from knives.
And thirty years have passed away.
And still old Rufus thrives.
But Rufe has never dropped a pea Nor yet eased up his stride.
His lips are chipped, his cheeks are scarred
His nose is bent aside.
But Rufe has never dropped a pea
Too had it is all things must end,
His record now is shot;
This noon when Rufus tried his trick
The peas were still small,
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Students entering a new college just founded in Illinois, must sign a pledge not to use tobacco or liquor. Dances and fraternities are also prohibited, and there is neither intercollegiate or university government. They made a serious mistake when they forgot to ban eating and sleeping.
Phi's huv corked my pleasures, they huv punchered my can uv loy.
I evening they planted a row uv thorn bushes a趴 way down there lawn uw malicious forethough built a low fense rite negget to the sidewalk. That night it azur on mi up the bushes, which I tripped over thu fence and升到 the thorn bushes. "Goodness-sakes," I exclaimed, too astonished to choose a more appropriate word. But my mind, stimulated by the thorns, soon began to work and i adequately ydescribeth that bushes, but be misunderstood. I hope they heard.
They hey another very hembrarrison habit uv parading out un their front pore during the warm spring daz. W buy, day, jost lately as, was walkin bu w. iw flabbergasted inasmuch that they were sittin over the poor. 87 silk-covered shanks sparked in the sun, there weedy hare fainted on the breeze, und frum their lees streamed umvs foxy glames. They were illuminated and they were 4 Helen's Troy but they could not feel me four I had seen them-befour.
But in this case what wix i to do? Should I walk buy and protend that i had not seen those shanka, ar should i smile und wink knowingly at them, ar should i appoch me
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The Kindergarten College
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"We are here today to study—what?" asked the professor with his lisp enunciation.
"Midsummer Night's Dream," dutifully answered the class.
It was a University course limited to juniors and seniors, but at some time in the past, the professor had gone to kindergarten and had taught children in us use there. He followed them faithfully.
The obvious fill-ins for the blanks he left in his sentences were parroted mechanically by the bored students. As the left eyebrow of the instructor rose with every query, the ranking sage on the front row opened his mouth with mechanical precision to spout the answer.
The class was built up of clearly defined strata. Each row represented a type, although here and there were pieces of misplaced scholastic quartz.
The front row was filled with "interested" students. From the black-haired boy of strong foreign characteristics to the false toothed old lady enrolled in the University a little late in life, all were eager to impress the man behind the desk with their sincerity of purpose.
Their methods were slightly at variance but their purpose was one. "Don't you think Shakespeare rather over-stopped himself?" asked the olly-skimmed lad. The professor dodged, but the youth smiled, for he knew he had registered by calling attention to the master's work. The fact that the notes called attention to the same point mattered little.
The elderly woman followed other tactics. It was to her credit that she did her own work, which included manual labor.
"I was especially impressed by the beauty of this passage," she croaked.
The professora's womens eyes lighted at this sign of individual thought. Another member of the group looked at her.
The second row was less brisk with questions than the first, but remarkable unity existed there in the recitation of the answers to the catechism.
"Remember that these plays were written not to be read but to be—what?" the guardian of the classroom warned and questioned at the same time.
“Acted,” chanted the second row in a drone. The instructor permitted himself to wet his lips in appreciation of such quick apprehension or the relief that a fowl tried unsuccessfully to hide its disgust.
The third row was the last. Here again the attitude was a common one, though the reason for it varied. From the calm and reasonably attentive man on one end of the row to the "snapty" dressed woman on the other, all were obviously bored.
In the latter case, the disgust was due to the fact that the individual was enrolled for hours, while in the former, the student had hoped for straightforward instruction and was disappointed by being placed on the receiving end of a kindergarten dialogue.
But no one in the class wanted to fail. So as the period drew to a close and the final question dropped from the lips of the leader she gave, she took it out with a sigh, "What looks these mortals be."
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