SUNDAY, MARCH 20. 1927
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Deen and Mrs. S. B. Braden gave the annual kid party for the young kids on Wednesday night at Myers hall. Kids were played during the evening and refreshments of poooee, all-day sucking, and Eskimo play. And Edakino pie was served to two hundred guests. Rev. Charles A. Gillespie presented a prize for the best dress "kid."
The annual Dublin of Pi Uppison was given Friday evening. A four course dinner was served at Wednesdays' hall, the second half. The hall was decorated with colored panels and shamrock and Irish music. Music was furnished to the occasion. The chaperons for the evening were Mrs. Gertrude Sawell, Mrs. Charles Brown, Miss Elizabeth Guests were: Professor and Mrs. Earl Anderson, Harold Wetzel, Marill Shawman, Halp, Emerson, Dixon Moore, John Linden, Mae M.; Warren Powers, Glen Bowditch, Wichita; Tom Ross Sterling, Cecil Rankin; and Paul White, Lauren Kinken.
Alpha Omicron Pi held an informal house party Saturday evening. The house was decorated with flowers and floral amourished by the K. U. Sundogulers, Mrs. Jessie Jitger and the Khromtoh who were affectionately named. The Ms. Gleeson guests were: Miss Gleeson, fa'25, Hadlam Kain, Miss Genevieve Kain, Fa'25, Hadlam Kain, Miss Genevieve Kain, Fa'25, Hadlam Kain, Miss Genevieve Kain, Crane, A, B, '23, Leaveword; Miss Betty Hollingsen, A, B,'26, Yates Center and Miss Wilma Graff, Manhattai
The eleventh annual dinner dance of Phil Kannon was held Thursday evening at the chamber house. The dance included a performance with pink sweet peas, green carnations and candy with green shades. Music for the hour of dancing from 7 to 10 p.m. will be more and his orchestra. Mrs Van E. Beckwith was the chaperone.
Phi Mu Alpha, musician fraternity, held its spring formal at theAwareness Country. Musician Matthew Muino. Musician Tommy Johnston and his aermenators, Chapernes for the party wore Mr. Ericus Christiane, Ms. and Mrs. T., A Larry蒙恩, Mr. and Mrs. Carrol D. Chrats, guest wore Ms. Lorie Rocke holder, Herington; Ms. Thurle instructed, Kansas; Kansas; Hills; Ms. Helene Christmas, Sahebat; Ms. Pamy Royl Walk, Tulou, Oka; Ms. Marilyn Ireon Lohman, Bern; Ms. Shafer, Topoka; Ms. Helsen Nelson, Severance, Ms. Gordon Mercere, Kansas City, Mo.; Ms. Lara King, Topoka; Pete Waniel, Kansas City, Mo.;
Willie Ruth Johnson, c28, is ill at the University hospital.
Miss Esther Van Cleave, of Wiffield is a week end guest at the Delta Zetn house.
Nadine Miller, ed. 27, of Kansas City Mo., was a visitor at the Delta Zeta house in order to be initiated into Phi. honorary journal sorority.
Marion Skovgard, c 28, is spending the week end at her home in Leavenworth.
Searab, national architectural fraternity, announced the pledging of Wilson Kinney, e'23. Initiation services will be held for pledges in the
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The traveling sketch exhibit of Scarab, national architectural fraternity, will be held on the walls of the department of architecture on the third floor of Marvin hall in Michigan, George Washington University, Michigan, George Washington College, Institute and the University of Kansas, and consists of sketches in charcoal, watercolor, pen, ink, color, and total of about ninety pictures, 17 of which are from the University of
Exhibit Has Improved
The exhibit is better than usual this year, according to Joseph M. Kellogg, professor of architectural design, at the University of Illinois, outstanding among which are the water color sketches of James D. Hobson and his 20 students, 20 of which were painted while the two were on their vacation in the United States; "Blue Mound" adds a touch of local atmosphere. The entire group will be forwarded to the University of Illinois.
Plans to Be Displayed
Various plans for a summer School of Fine Arts will be on display tomorrow and Tuesday. The presentations on these since the first of the second semester and the plans will be on Friday and Saturday. Judges. Both exhibits will be open to the public on all week days from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
The winners of the recent topho-
more design competition for a suburban real estate office were John Seurri, 628, and Edward Meyer, 629. The fairs are working on them for a marine museum building.
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E. W. Boffon, superintendent of the Netawaka public schools was a visitor on the campus Thursday.
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The Jayhewser advisory committee will meet Monday afternoon to announce the committee's intention to approve their candidacy for editor or business manager of the newspaper.
"The committee tries to approve two or more for each office, but the team's time is limited so who have worked on this year's book," said Prot. L. N. Fintz, chairman of the business school board. "We experience on any high school yearbook is eligible," he added, "but as much as we can handle it, the budget of $20,000 we think the business manager should have had some busin-
The committee is made up of students and faculty members. The facade chairman; Prof. M. T. Vau Heike; Prof. Robert Kamenian. The student chairman; Prof. Michael Klinei, the Kineiad, c27, John Krob, c27, Ray Layman, c28, Michael Leavell, c28, Dorothy Laxter, c27.
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This week's schedule of play in the intramural basketball tournament will start Monday, March 21, at 4:30 p.m. with a game between Sigma Phi Epsilon Mu and Gamma Delta, at 5:30 p.m. There are no follows: Kappa Sigma vs. Acea, 6:15; Sigma Alpha Emilion vs. Acea, 6:15; Sigma Delta, at 7:15; Psi Gamma Delta, at 7; No Sigma Nu vs. Delta Sigma Pl, at 8; Phi Deta Chi vs. Phi Beta Pi, at 8; Phi Deta Chi vs. Phi Beta Pi, at 8; Delta Sigma Lin vs. Delta Sigma Lam, at 19.
The Crismon Quill will be the name of the new magazine to be published by Prof. H. T. Stephenpenn's classes. The students will be writing at the University of Indiana.
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THE KANSAN MAGAZINE
SUPPLEMENT TO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Volume XXIV
With Housemothers' Ears
Many Noises of Strange and Unexpected Origin Disturb the Sleep and Arouse the Curiosity of Sorority House Guardians
Oh, but the life of a housemother! True enough, it is a life of wakefulness, but it is also a life of strange and interesting sounds—for those of them who have good ears.
Lawrence, Kansas, Sunday. March 20, 1927
"I never can sleep," one housemother declared," for the girls above my room are forever making a noise."
"I can almost always tell by the music they play, whether my girls are alone, or have a date," another housemother explained. "If they play slow, sentimental music, I am rather sure that they are really playing." If they play quick, lively music, I know that they have a date and are dancing.
In explanation she related how every night and every morning a piece of furniture was dragged across the floor, and in a few minutes, dragged back again. Investigation showed that the furniture was in a chair which one of the used to sit on while combing her long hair.
"From my room," said another, "I could hear dates come to the front door, and stand there talking sometimes for half an hour. I did not exactly approve of this, and told the girls
Another housemother explained that she frequently had heard terrible crunching noises, but after inquiring used as a rocking chair was being used as a nut cracker.
"Sometimes the dance music is followed by a record or two of the more sentimental type. Then there is a dead silence, broken only at great length by a resounding smack!"
Each night, one housemother hears the shuffling and dragging of feet and slippers, as one by one the girls of the house cross the room above her at various intervals.
"One night I heard a girl come home. It was after closing hours, but for some time I could hear the distant murmur of voices. When she came in, I reprimanded her for staying out."
"Oh, but Mother—" she excalled,
"he proposed to me right there on the front face."
"Goodness gracious! You folks do make more noise than anyone I believe I ever knew!"
That night the noise was changed to a continuous flap, flap, flap. They were playing bridge. "But we have decided that those who go through our room to the sleeping porch are the ones who make most of the noise," they declared the next day.
And so it goes. Perhaps it is the creaking of stairs as some burner of midnight oil snacks to the kitchen for some coffee, a cookie or a sandwich.
But oh! The life of a housemother!
SPRIG SOG
As Brounid sage, the hill's dee-peared,
The sand is on the thorn
All thighs are all right with the world—
At least they were this bark.
Tis now the hip to sig of syrph
With all its liveliness;
With birds and been upon the wig
And holds in airy dress.
But when I left by doubledeck
the grass with frost was wet,
So let us flatter and clip anchie
to widen fluddles yet.
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Where there is smoke there is a co-ed.
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Number 136
Deans of Women Do Elope
Startling Revolutions Show That Student Advisers and Disciplinarians Are Human Despite Strange Bits of Advice Sometimes Given
The deen of women! A person who calls wrong-doers into her office and in language stern and convincing dictates what should and what should not be done. A woman who strikes terror into the hearts of all who must interview her, and whose will must be obeyed. How often this is the opinion held by college students of deans of women!
Deans of women of other schools, a reporter has learned, have advised women against eating prunes or catup from going on a date, and against the use of Three Flowers or Ben Hur perfume, saying that these thins make one excited.
“Your lip-stick and rouge,” one dean of women declared, in addressing a group of women students. “No wonder that a man's emotions are moved! The brilliant colors of your clothes! How can this world help going to eternal damnation?”
The "bearded lady" for an such was she known by the students—gave a deep sight and knew what they were seeing.
"God pity and help the poor boys and girls of this age!" she said plaudibly and in her voice.
"Take for instance the jangling jazz which your orchestras play," said another. "What could be more suggestive? It should be slower — God knows I've tried to tame trombone and saxophone players. It should be slower, more soothing to the nerves; more refined and more complex." I thought it would be which one might dance with perfect safety. Of these I might mention Humoresque or—"
Still another dean of women explained the placing of spikes on the window sills of the doritories by admitting that they were to keep people from getting in, and incidentally, from getting out. "It has been done for your own protection," she said. "We have people from going wrong. I have a personal interest in girls, in each of you, and I want to keep you pure."
But not all deans of women are of this type. For the past three or four years students of the University of Kansas have won deans' awards, but the local dean has handled cases of dis discipline.
Through years of study, the reporter has learned that in some instances persons guilty of misconduct are led to a more humane, more understanding treatment of other their mistakes through having personally experienced the thrills of misbehavior in the days of their
Deans of women, for instance, have been known, in their younger days, to have eloped. In fact, the dean of women of a middle western university—an institution, incidentally, situated on a high hill—is said to have eloped when she was 15 years old. The exact details
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