1. [ ] PAGE TWO THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 1927 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansar Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editorial Staff Editor/Unabschrift Editorial Editor Nationale Editor News Editor Editor George R. Sauve Nationale Editor Krissel W. J. Kruger Nationale Editor George R. Sauve Pedigrapher Editor G. Haldane Crockner Pedigrapher Editor Jack Siewickers Phachinger Editor Jasl Steinberger Supplementary Editor John Sparkski Supplementary Editor Mary Kleonar Pillin Sport Editor Joe McMullen Business Staff DORETHY Lawnser Lawrence Piner Florid Russell Flord Russell Charles Kieffer George Albae Vincent Van Gaal BOARD MEMBERS Advertising Manager ... W. Morgan Cost Ast. Advertising Mgr. ... J. R. Johnstone Advertising Mgr. ... Jamie K. Norton Cleveland ... N. Neilene Foreign Ad, Mgr. ... R. M. Dale Telephones Business Office K. U. 64 News Room K. U. 21 Published in the afternoon, five times week and on Sunday morning by students in the Department of Journalism at the University of Tennessee in the Press of the Japans department of Journalism. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1897. THURSDAY, MARCH 3. 1927 THE JAYHAWK DOES IT! The Oreandie has done it again! The doughty Jayhawk, veteran of many battles, has again come to the force battled lustily and come out the victor. The bird has enclosed the Yale basketball championship for Kansas for the sixth consecutive year. Each succeeding year a wail has gone up. "What will K, U, do without so-and-so?" But just as surely, Kansas fans have thought the University ruined by the loss of a man, the team has been victorious. To Doctor Allen should go the credit for this fact. The prospects for each season have seemed darkened by the graduation of some valuable man, Valley stars in many cases. Doctor Allen's faith in Kansas has never dimmed; he has taken new material and by dint of hard labor on the part of each member of the squad as well as himself, he has made another champion team. WELL, ONE MAY STILL DIR ON SUNDAY It is useless to attempt to say a word of praise for each member of the squad, Captain Schmidt's men have played hard, but fairly. They have won because they played the game with the real K. U. spirit of sportsmanship and fairplay as Doctor Allen taught them to play. At last Kansas has a rival. After years during which the Jayhawk state has held undisputed saws as a leading producer of wheat, sunflowers, championship basketball teams, and Sunday blue laws, it must now conceive one of its famous lauers to South Carolina Governor Richards, it seems, has rediscovered a set of laws pertaining to the observance of the Sabbath which makes Sunday activities in Kansas look like Bacchanalian revel. Drug stores may sell nothing but medicines; gasoline may be purchased only in case of emergency; no tobacco may be sold; the vending of soft drinks is illegal; all picture shows are closed; Sunday golfing is prohibited under penalty of imprisonment, and so on, ad infinitum. Regardless of the incongruity of superimposing upon the twentieth century a set of regulations intended for our great-great-fathers, the Governor of South Carolina seems to have forgotten that this is essentially an age when petty, trivial restrictions of personal liberty are particularly objectable. No matter what may be behind the sudden re-enforcement of such out-of-date legislation, its purpose is almost certain to be defended for this very reason. If the legislators hope to keep their constituents from all amusement on the Sabbath, it is a safe bet that there will arise sub-roaa amunctions for more objectionable than those now attacked. If the honorable soli desia require to uplift the status of religion—they should learn from history that legislation of that sort has never been successful. Bentio Mussolini does seem to be "getting away" with a lot of prohibitions such as these advocated by Governor Richards, but just as sure as these same prohibitions will one day cause his downfall so will the people of South Carolina hasten to rid themselves of the "new" Sunday blue laws. Anyhow, all this gives some more opportunities for conjecture concern- gou the famous dialogue between the Governor of North Carolina and the Governor of South Carolina. What the gentleman of the first part is probably saying now gives something like this: "Sure, go ahead and make your old blue laws. What your constituents can't buy in their own state on Sunday they can buy over here, and every little bit helps." HE SEEN HIS DUTY AND HE DONE IT The world's history is made up after all of a series of crises. For every crisis there arises a leader who is willing it to bring order out of crise. Wednesday morning, in conversation, there arose a crisis of the gravest importance. To yell or not to yell, that was the question. After singing one verse of "Crimson and Blue" and waiting in vain for a cheerleader to inspire them, a few of the more courageous members of the audience, their voices hunky with uncertainty, began the Rock Chalk yell, Ruyard Kipling has said that Earl is East and West is West and never the two shall meet. But Kipling had never seen an accomplished musician, Dean of a college of Fine Arts, leading a college cheer. Denn Swarthout did not want to lead that yell yesterday, nor did he try to conceal his disapproval. The point is, however, that he stepped to the front and in a decidedly "grand manner" and absolutely come in front he led the cheering; not only let it, but did an excellent job with his grace and case which could well be copied by Messrs. Rice, Huffaker, and Al. thank you, Mr. Swarthout! TUT, TUT, PRINCETONIAN TUT, TUT, PRINCETONIAN Students at Princeton can no longer own motor cars, in accordance with a recent faculty ruling. Dean Christian Guess was largely responsible for passage of the rule, and as a result he was the subject of various headlines in a mock tabloid paper issued by the Princetonian, undergraduate daily paper. A composite photograph on the first page of the paper shows Dean Gauss offering a ticket at a party. The caption reads: "Exposand: Princeton's Dean's Double Life Disclosed, Police Ride Brings Shocking Story." The whole issue was largely a lumpoon of the motor car rule. The action of the Princetonian is a laughable and childish one, especially so since it comes from the superior East. No effort was made by the publication to refute the arguments which had been advanced in favor of the motor car rule. Instead, every effort was made to produce an smoke screen by making the dean ridiculous. Bidificio and force are the last weapons brought into play when a contender has been out-thought and out-argued by an opponent. Bidificio is a childish weapon. It may injure and cause pain, but it cannot go to the heart of a problem and bring about a rational settlement. A student paper such as the Princessians should not waste its strength in idicule, but should seek to conduct an amenable, sensible discussion and arrive at a well-founded conclusion. The intramural situation seems to be clearing up. A meeting of the intramural managers' association will be called for the consideration of the various complaints investigated. That the intramural organization here is not perfect is not questioned, but it is better than those of most other valley schools. When compared with the organizations in some of the Big Ten schools, however, the Kannas system is found wanting. ANENT INTRAMURALS The two main obstacles in the way of perfecting the intramural system here seems to be the lack of necessary equipment, and the extension of the large number of non-organization men very few of whom take part in the work in the organization. The first obstacle is a difficult one to deal with. The athletic administration is adding to the intramural equipment whenever it is possible to do so, but until a new field house is erected space will be limited. Basketball courts seem to be the main difficulty at present. The Rob- national gymnasium is the only one available for basketball, and it is used for an auditorium, for college games and for varsity and freshman practice. This leaves little time for the various intramural teams to practice, and to acquire the full benefit of physical exercise one must keep in training and condition. This congestion of the basketball court, however, will be somewhat relieved when the auditorium is completed. The handball courts offer another problem. Only three courts are available in the gymnasium now. The athletic department is creating some underneath the stadium, so that eventually the courts will not be so crowded. Several plans have been suggested whereby a larger number of non-fraunty men may be encouraged to enter the competition in the various intramural sports. These plans should be presented to the intramural manager's association for discussion, and through the co-operation of the association and the physical education department a system worked out that will be tentatively satisfactory to all concerned. SIGNS OR HILLSIDES A dilapidated sign board, with layers of flambyquently colored paper flapping from the wooden frame, stands starkly conspicuous on the snow covered campus. Irresistibly, the eye is drawn to it by the natural tendency to observe a prominent reading matter. It has been read many, many times before, and its message, which was already given through various university publications, becomes a monotonic nomenon in the mind. Rolling white hillsides or a colorful panorama of seemery around a shaky old signboard mean nothing to one approaching the campus. Some psychological law of attention demands that the eye read the painfully prominent sign, whatever it is, or whether long it has been standing. A comfortable rocking chair, bed room slippers, a pipe—and a good book. Entertainment deluxe! And if the man happens to be a woman, a box of chocolates may be substituted for the pipe. "BOOKS TO READ" Visitors have marvelled at the natural beauty of the campus and have praised it highly. We hear no word of praise for our signboards. "Why, oh why," mans the sage, "when people have an evening with nothing to do, why do they have con- junctions until they have carted them- self off to the show or started a dreary bridge game or another bull session?" Only a few University students ever enter Watson library unless they have a definite assignment to prepare. Don't they know that there are thousands of books full of interesting things and that many of these books may be checked out and read in comfort at home? Or if you prefer something lighter, you will find books by Conrad, Mark Some people have advanced the theory that many college suicides are due to the philosophy of Neitzeism. Do you know what there is in his philosophy that would make a person wish to end his life? You have heard of Tolstoy, What did he teach? And Spinazea? Freud is connected up in some vague way with free love, isn't it, or are you wrong? Twain, Kipling, Bret Hart, or almost any of your favorites. Poetry? Anything from Shelley and Keats to Amy Lowell. What is in the Koran or the Talmud or—the Congressional Record. Get the habit, use your library. The editor of the Leavenworth Fimes reprintmands the editors of the Kansan and the Emporia Gazette for making dates through their respective editorial columns, and remarks that the editorial standards of the Times requires that date-making be carried on through the "Personal" column in classified advertising. WE MAKE THE DATE ANYWAY To which the haughty reply is that, regardless of standards, the Kanean and Gazeete editors are successful in btaining dates. Does the editor of the He Times get 'em through Fierersonals? Jayhawks Flown XX Greeting Cards Vera G. Smith, A. B., 20 W. A, 32 Z is now teaching in the biology department of the college for women at Chichaka, Okla. James Homer Burress, A. R., 94' broadcasts with the St. Cecilia quartet every Sunday at the people's weepers from the Waldorf-Astoria hotel broadcasting WIZ, New York and WGY. Chicago at 3:30 p.m. m. central station time. Paul R. Wumach, A. B., 24, LL.B, 25, was elected county attorney of Kingman county, Kansas, at the last election. William J. Brown, A. B. "23, was recently appointed assistant ontologist in the agriculture department, Dominion of Canada, at Ottawa, Canada. Mr. Brown accepted the position Feb. 1. Marguerite Laptad, ex, '26, was married Feb. 19 to Robert W. Vinyard of Kansas City. Verne Wilkins, A. B., 25 is employed at Scarso, Reebuck and company in Kansas City. Wilkins is to be sent out as district manager. James Meiner, B. S. 27, Sabetna, has been working in Lawrence since his graduation last semester. Roberta Cummings, ex'29, and Dwayne Schilcher of Topeka were married on Saturday, Feb. 26, at home of 3 and 4 p. m. at the office of the Moorhead Hispital, pastor of the Moorhead Church, Mrs. Schilcher are making their home in Topeka, where Mr. Schilcher is employed. Lieut.-Commander Ragle starts Feb. 16 on a four-month cruise which will take him to the Canal Zone, to Cuba, and up the eastern coast of the United States. He will sail with the U. S. naval hospital "Belfair" and expects to return to California late in June. Harold Eugene Ragle, A. B., *B.* 15, M. D. *I.* 17, is now lieutenant commander in the medical corps of the United States. He was born in Pedro, Calif., where he has his home. The engagement and approaching marriage of Miss Margaret Haines to Edmund F. Speck has been announced. The wedding will be March 5. Both Miss Haines and Mr. Speck are married. Mr. Speck was a member of Kapua Alma Them security and Mr. Speck a member of Sigma Ch fraternity. Betty Wall, c2'0, is ill at the Stu dent hospital. Miss Wall is a sten ographer in the office of the depart ment of home economics. For all occasions Harl H. Bronson, Prop. 803 Massachusetts --seat now selling at University Book Store Miss Peggy McNarry, A. B., 26, and Miss Dorothy McCombs, ox28, returned to Kanna City Tuesday. They have been guests at the Phi Omega PI house for the past few days. --seat now selling at Plain Tales From the Hill In a recent class discussion on civilization *Blackmail* endeavors to determine racial progress named a young woman, "Do you eat coffee with a spoon, knife, or fork?" She replied, "But I don't eat coffee." A freshman woman who one night decided to take the picture of her roommate walked up to within those steps, the "subject" and wrapped the picture. The room-mate said, "Why you silly, don't you know you have to take in time exposure for three minutes?" Whereupon the photographers promptly replied, "Aw, you don't, the camera won't know how long I held it." When "no-parking" signs were disappearing too frequently from the streets of Berkeley, Calif., the chief investigator said to the fraternity district of the University of California. As a result five hundred signs were recovered, also many microbiannum articles such as bacon and pork, barber wounds and fence tags. A professor of French at Minnesota University is making the first attempt to teach pronunciation of a language over the radio. The University Players of the University of Nebraska recently presented the 1926 Politzer prize play, "Writen" written by George Kelley. Why worry about marking space? Get a Motorcycle --seat now selling at KNOLES BICYCLE SHOP 1014 Mass. Phone 915 Kansas Robe & Rug Tannery —take this opportunity to convey the necessity of having your fur garments repaired and remodeled. Since our country was first settled, its natural resources in furs have been heavily drained. The steadily diminishing supply of fur animals tends to prove that your fur garments are increasing in value. Consult us in regard to the possibility of your old furs. All work guaranteed. 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