SUNDAY, FEBEDARY 26.1927 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PAGE THREE In Society --in All-Silk Chiffon Phi Gamma Delta deltertas with an in- formal home twice Saturday night. Mice was furnished by Boulder *Affinee* and hi- draulic equipment by *Boulder Affinee*. Mi- lker and Mrs. Marcy Petrenski. Delta Delta Theta entertained with a formal dinner Saturday night. The four guests are served at Woodhaven. The chapel is located at 100 North Main Street, Jane Maclain and Mrs. C. H. Hammond. Ted Shawn and his wife, Bash R. Stuhl, passed away on May 28, 2016, at home in Brooklyn. Ted布朗斯ons Monday night. After the funeral service, he received a generous bundle of the materials for a memorial and informed friends about the situation. The family of the Stuhl 1941 Kolkham charter member Delta Theta Pi entertained with an informal Beta Theta Pi flicked night. Tom Johnson (Johnson) and Darius (Kooper) chaperoned their captors over Mrs. Muggeridge Perkins, Mrs. Johnny Imlie, Mr. Kalton Jalapan and Ms. Kevin McGregor. Sigma Alpha Kappa em entertained with the indoor house dance Saturday night. The chaperones were Cynthia Grimson and Elise Chapman. The chaperones wore Mia, Mae Hutchinson, Ann Pro, and Mae Stevens. The Lawrence ship of 31 Piha Pla gave a humming Saturday Feb. 20, 1998, p.m. at m.m., the members of the symposium, and the members of the sophomore class of the active charter. There were present eight Throughout the year similar hibernations are drawn and each time a different class is hibernated. Officers of the shamal are: president, Mrs. Bertha Wilson; secretary, Mrs. H. E. Reardon; treasurer, Mrs. H. G. Constant. Bethany Circle will give a talk Sunday Feb. 10th in the leafless room at Macy's Hall. All member of the Christian church ordained. Ordnance. The sponsors of the organization will entertain the members with a dinner. Thursday 4 p.m., at the B, at the museum. Friday 6 p.m., at the museum. dinner there will be a program and business meeting. The K. J. U. Genesean Club entertained with a Georgia, Washington parts, SKB skills, an eight-hour game, and an hour of service served to twenty-two-demayers. The team included Jim Connolly, the Sponsor, and Mr. D. H. Ilieman, the Sponsor, and Mrs. J. H. Members of the Phl Omega Pi Scout率领的 the infiltration movement of the Temple at the regular meeting last month, Delia Tan Delia substituted with a formal suit. She wore the same jacket as in Arabian fashion with a tailored collar and pearl neckline. Ronald Jemison and his girlfriend Barbara Perry, Mrs. Penault and Down and Mrs. Jane Brennan, Mrs. Paul Brennan, and Mrs. Judge Harvey Will Talk to Brief-Making Classes Judge W. W. Harvey, of the Supreme Court of Kansas, will address the first year law class in briefking on Wednesday, October 23, at 2 p.m. in the Eclectic Room of the Supreme Court. "The function of the brief and oral argument in an appellate court." Judge Harvey was graduated from the College of Emporia in 1866 and admitted to the bar two years later. He opened law offices in Topeka and Kansas, and was a member of the House of Representatives from 1917 to 1921 and speaker of the House during the last year. Judge Harvey was then appointed assistant United States district attorney and served at that position until 1923, when he was appointed to the Supreme Court of Kansas. Miss Dorothy Goodwin will spend the weekend with her parents Mr. and Mrs. Homer F. Goodwin of Kansas City, Mo. Special rates for teachers' application photos. Lawrence Studio phone 451. Here's News Of New Shades Direct from Paris come these new shades in Holeproof silk hose; Petale Delis Ladele Valerie Yvonne Fleur de lis $1.95 2. www.watercolor.com Women Smokers Sangages Baltimore, MD. Ms. Bancroft, Fourth District of College have been suspended for ten days by the executive council of the student organization for smoking in the dormitories. The action was approved. Cignorth, radio and the Charles- ton have been banned in the normi- tories by the students. The Junior Prom of Columbia University is held each year at the Hotel Ritz-Carlton in New York City. Special rates for teachers' application photos, Lawrence Studio, phone 451. PROFESSIONAL CARES DR. H. E. E. UTACE Osteopathic family physician, cells or evoking apoptosis. 1069 W. 38th St. Phone 626-775-3222 Office 412 Main. Phone 626-775-3222 DR. FLOGENE HARROWS Osteopathic Physician, Callie answered, Over Barker's Drug. Phone 223 LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY Eye Glasses Exclusivity 1025 Main. DR. K. H. MIDING Oceanside. Finding glasses a specialty. Test the eye, the eyelids and throat. Phone M3 F. A. U. Building We invite you to We invite comparison Quality — Finish — Comfort Prices no higher J. B. 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Kansas Robe & Rug Tannery manufacturers of fine fur garments, take this opportunity to convey the necessity of having your fur garments repaired and remodeled. Since our country was first settled, its natural resources in fur have been heavily drained. The steadily diminishing supply of fur animals tends to prove that your Not All Students at K. U. wear Brachburn Clothes, but most of the best dresses do. Smart Styled Clothes For University Man Tailored At Rochester $35 $40 $45 PAGE FOUR Puck Visits a Garden (Continued from third page) do you not hide from this monster—this **ogre**? The little silver, curled fetishment of a moon, hides the sun. A small den—and for a moment we see the faint figure of Puck sitting on the garden wall, chin in hand. . . . The beautiful lady's lips quivered ever so slightly into a smile then they dropped. "Because, kind sir—because I—I love him this monster—this ogre," "Love him!"**i**mired the gallant, amazed, "love him, when there are so many handsome, noble gallants in the world—love him, a monster and an ogre?" "I love him," and the quivering little chick became suddenly firm—"I love him—but alas, my love is not returned—only this very evening when we were preparing for the Granson's roost of a mad bead—stamping his foot—so" and the beautiful lady stumped a tiny foot—"so, making terrible faces—shouting terrible words—"the beautiful lady shuddered," and in order to escape his mad fury I ran to this place where you found me, on air gallant . . . "The villain," growled oh sir gallant, "and what caused his maniac fury? Nothing?" "Comparatively nothing," said the beautiful lady, "something—something about a last lily razor blade—" "Oh," said the gallant—'Oh!' "The pencil had to be sharpened," said the beautiful lady in a very, very small voice, "it should have been sharp." “Oh,” said the Gallant—“this monster—this ogre desired to shave off his brilting black coat.” "Oh, no, sir Gallant," creed the beautiful lady, "indeed no-he has the smoistest, nicest, brownest cheek in the world—and—and" the girl, "is so little, and the dwarfest in his skins." The Gallaint looked at the beautiful lady—the beautiful lady looked at him. "Darling," he cried—"you may have all my razor blades." "Darling," she cried "I will use a pen." And the little curled, silver feather of a moon became even more interested, while Puck, laughing ran over the garden wall. The black velvet curtains came swiftly to together, and the people, laughing and chatting, went home (for of course things like this don't really happen.) "Darling," she cried—"I will use a pen." Did You Know? That of the 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence ... Twenty-six were lawyers? Eight were mechanics? Six were physicians? Two were soldiers? One was a policeman? One was a sailor? One was a printer? One was a surveyor? One was a minister? One was a lawyer? The last survive among the signers, Charles Carpenter, died, 14, 18, 183. age 96—Ivanoura de Mantoulas. The oldest signer was Benjamin Franklin, printer, need 70. The youngest signer was Edward Rutledge, lawyer, are 26. THE KANSAN MAGAZINE for February 20, 1927 MIDNIGHT OIL Cut if you will, with Sieve's dill knife. Each day to hall to hear the wee friend — Each day to help its length, my friend... The poems that Time takes off my life, the songs I write in my heart, —Edna St. Vincent Millay. This Believing World, by Lewis Browne, 82. Morgan Company, N. Y. W $ the five-volume set of "An Outline of Christianity" was published it was heralded as the complete and authoritative account of the world's greatest religion. A host of scholars and theologians had spent much time in compiling it; all that was needed for an intelligent understanding of Christianity was a six months leave of absence from life. Dr. Browne has treated "the urge to believe" in a different fashion. In a necessarily sketched but comprehensive outline he has taken the difficult and dubious science of comparative religion and has woven it into a simple and pictureque account of the world's greatest faiths. By his sparkling and entwining style and a social appreciation of evolutionary religion he has transformed the religious world into a fascinating interestingly story of believing people; before the reader's eyes dances the entire procession of the world's faiths. Besides a clarity of style, touched at times with a romantic eloquence, the author has contributed some seventy excellent ink sketches which so thoroughly animate the volume, as to bring the whole of comparative religion into the field of popularized knowledge. P. P. The Hard-Boiled Virgin, by Frances Newman $9.50 Bali & Livestock Though we may live in a world of decreasing conventionalities, where the modern girl has superseded the old-fashioned prototypes, our current reality is one of female youth. Feminine youth. If so, Frances Newman's daring novel should assure us that the unconventional girl is here to stay, and that we can all be happy. The story is that of Katharine Faraday; it is told in a unique fashion, very personally and without conversation. It is a very intimate story; and therein, no doubt, lies much of the secret of its success, for it reveals at least the secret both of the heroine and of the authoress. Katharine's astuteness is revealed at an early age. For "she knew that any boy is born to a more honourable social situation than any girl. And after she had observed that boy's mother was so poor that his inability to produce a baby rather than to his ability to produce an idea, she still went on saying that she was sorry she had not been able to make her thin lips touch one of her sharp elbows before she lost confidence in a *boy*'s effort in changing a girl into a girl. What philosophers have spent endless ages discovering, Katharine discovered in her own way. "She knew that she would go on discovering one illusion before her, every time she heard an illusion shattered on the path behind her." —E. P. S. Sears Roebuck Catalog Is Recommended for Grammar "The English language is very hard to learn," said A. Van Horebeck, landscape gardener, when stopped recently by a Kansan reporter for an interview. Why Mr. Van Horebeck gave us the information is still a mystery, but this quiet fellow went on to describe how he came to master the intricacies of our tongue. "When I first came to this country," said Mr. Horebeck, who is a Belgian, "I found it necessary to speak English in order to get something to eat. I purchased several books that were recommended to me and set about to get this puzzle worked out." "I spent about two weeks going over these grammar books, said Mr. Vane Horbeek, when I discovered that my progress was rather slow. I found that I had been working downstairs where I stayed, who had lots of pictures in it, and this gave me an idea. I went and took the address out of it and a few times I came back for a sit-down." "With this as a guide, I set about learning the English name for objects within my view, and soon mastered the language so that I could tell what I wanted to eat, but a little on the side." When asked whether he thought the catalogs should be printed in Spanish and French and adopted by these departments in the University, Mr. Replik replied that he "was a gardener by trade." Mineral waters are the rage. That's not always because of the gushing streams whence they may be seen. You can see, mineral waters may also be got free from hydrant. When they come from a well, they are truly a well gotten gain. If the waters are shallow in spring, a little salt is often added for effect. Well! Mineral Water? History tells us—see what a scholar I am—that many famous people have bathed in many springs. For instance, they say that George Washington bathed in the spring of 76. They believe he was bathed in spring too. I don't believe he did it myself. I'd rather take a bath in a hot spring anyway. I don't know whether it is a good plan to write on hot springs or not. It's a sure thing that I shouldn't sit on any. I might get Hot spring water is good, though, for colds, but I should also take bath—in it. But that is getting too Hot springs are said to cure people of many diseases, including living—hence loving. We just sent the mother-in-law to a hot spring health resort. Yes, we think she's better off. We had much faith in hot spring water for certain reasons, and husband was sick. He took some hot spring water. Still, he was afraid that he would die; Just the same, if your watch won't run, don't blame it on a hot spring — I'm sorry. — W.F. It seems that there were two gentlemen from Chicago who died and met sometime later in the Great Hereafter. "Gee," exclaimed the captain, "Haven's seemed a nice quiet after Chicago." "Pooh, pooh," replied his friend, "and a couple more poohs; this isn't heaven." 12