SUNDAY, FEERUARY 20, 1927
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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In Society
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Phi Gamma Delta entertains with an in-
form home show Saturday night. Music was
furished to celebrate and honor him and his
brother Michael Miller and Mrs. Mercy Persifah.
Niki Delta Thea entertained with a former dance dancer dances night light. The four courts older was served at Wideman's. The old jazz club was also served by Jane Maclain and Mrs. C. A. Hammond.
Ted Shaun and his wife, Ruth St. Dorea, died peacefully on Sunday in Boulder, Colorado. Both mom and nightingale. After the funeral of her husband and grandmother, the University of Denver will be behind the curtain for the Sigma Phi Kappa chapter of the Sigma Phi Kappa chapter at The University of Denver.
Data Tha Pa Pi entertained with an informal interview with Tom Thompson, Townsend and Lorenzo Orr. The observers were Mrs. Murgegget-Porkie, Mrs. Morguegget-Porkie, Mr. Ardithy, Algonquin and Mrs. Ikhlashi, Edwards.
Sirma Alba Ma, entertained with an ian in formal house dress Saturday night. The house manager, Mr. Hutchinson, ornaten and blue, the chaperons were Mrs. Ila, Hutchinson, and Prof. Ma, the hostess.
@imbushner Saturday Feb 19, 10:30 am to 4:30
the Thirteenth Theatre to return to entertain
the members of the anatomomy-women of the
dwarf chapter. There were present children
and teenagers.
Throughout the year similar lunar phases are followed, and each time a different class is shown.
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Officers of the alumna are: president, Mrs.
Berta Wilson; secretary, Mrs. H. K. Rodes-
ner; treasurer, Mrs. H. G. Constant.
Bethany Church will arrive at 10am Sunday
29 at 8.00 p.m. in the Bethany room, on
Mirea Park. All women of the Christian church
are invited to come.
The sponsors of the organization will welcome the members with a dinner. Thursday 24, at the home of Mrs. Charles A. Wiley, 130 Washington Street, a program and business meeting.
Members of the Phi Omega Pi society perform the initiation rituals and participate in the Moon Temples at the regular meeting night, the Sun Temples at the regular meeting night, the Moon Temples at the regular meeting night, the Su
The K. U. Geneva Club entertained at George Washington part of Salford night out on the 14th of October. The servo to serve two twenty-seven members. The servo to serve a few others. Mrs. and Mrs. D. H. Spencer.
Delta Taa Delta differentials with a formal
procedure. They were performed in Arabian effect with a trained
rounded leatherc and his drummers formed
rounded leathers
Judge Harvey Will Talk to Brief-Making Classes
Judge W. W. Harvey, of the Supreme Court of Kansas, will address the first year law class in briefmaking on Wednesday, Eggh, 23, at 2 p.m. in green hall. His subject will be "the law argument" in an appellate court."
Judge Harvey was graduated from the College of Emporia in 1808 and admitted to the bar two years later. He opened law offices in Topoka and spent many years there as a member of the House of Representatives from 1917 to 1921 and speaker of the House during the last year. Judge Harvey was then appointed assistant United States district attorney and served at that position until 1923, when he was appointed to the Supreme Court of Kansas.
Miss Dorothy Goodwin will spend the week-end with her parents Mr. and Mrs. Homer F. Goodwin of Kansas City, Mo.
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Women Smokers Suspended Baltimore, Md., Pek. College have been suspended for ten days by the executive council of the student organization for smoking in the dormitories. The action was approved on Feb. 8.
Gavers, radio and the Charles-
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The Junior Prom of Columbia Uni-
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THE KANSAN MAGAZINE for February 20,192
SOUTH POLE OR BUST
or
Row-Mance in a Life Boat
by Elbert W. Smith
(Editor's note: As we have become rather fed up of late with the excessive prominence given to the countless discoverers, explorers, etc., of the North Pole, we feel that our readers will be only too glad to welcome this, the only official account of conditions at the southern extremity of our planet.)
AST summer my little lolly-mom-
sage suggested that instead of our
annual vacation trip to Atlantic
City, we should go to Jamaica.
We should sail Pelican Sole.
Strangely enough, the idea just suited my fancy. Being, however, above all things a thoroughly practical and proper man, I hastened to inquire as to the necessity of a chaperone. "Hell's Bells," interposed mother-in-law to be, "what the words mean to you," said Mr. trouble in the family, I refrained from telling her, and she automatically became our chaperone.
Accordingly, then, we embarked from the port of New York on the四teenth of July, in the year 1026 A. P. M. Atherton's note: Erik will be a Mormon (Moor) but personally, we think it a bum gag).
Hardly had we passed the Statute of Liberty when I first learned what I would have to expect from mother-in-law in the way of chapeninger. She came out with the suggestion that in celebration of the downfall of the French Bastille, July 14, 1789, the three of us should have a little picnic. As I have pointed out, I have long since learned the futility of all arguments in that quarter so I hastily acquiesced to being released a bribe from the captain's permission to know a life boat, and within an hour we had set off on our little excursion.
We rowed around awhie in sight of the ship until suddenly a thick fog came up and we lost our bearings. I have never been one to rogee, especially with mother-in-law along, so I set a southward course and settled down to a long hard pull.
For two weeks our voyage continued unnecessitively – with a slight exception. About four o'clock on the afternoon of the third day I noticed a rattling underneath the canvas in the middle of the road, back the canvas and uncovered "One-seed Connelly, to his old tricks again."
"Make a noise like a fire," I told him. "I'm going to put you out." Despite the protests of the feminine contingent, I did that very thing.
Two weeks and a day from the hour we left the Lusitania, the girl friend began to complain of the cold. Absorbed in the aridness the weather all the tiller will then, little time to observe the snow.
My first real intimation that we were near the pole came one morning when we had pitched our camp upon an iceberg. I had stooped to kindle a fire, and when I straightened up, I saw seven polar bears watching me with hungry eyes. I gave the alarm and immediately there began a chase the like of which is to be found nowhere else in history.
As we run round and round on the iceberg, chased by the bears, I wracked my brain for some way out of our dilemma. Having attained no small repute as a duck hunter in
Kansas. I was well acquainted with the use of decoys.
"If only," I told the two women at my heels,
"if only we had a bear to throw these
"Here," said the little woman, "Take these." And, running behind an Atlantic and Pacific ten store, she emerged in a moment with a dainty bit of feminine apparel.
"Heaven, daughter!" shrieked mother-in-law.
"Yewed toy-bears!"
In less time than it takes to write it, I had grasped the little helpmate's idea. So I took the er--cr--I took them and threw them into the water, whereupon all of the bears immediately dived in. (Editor's note: Besides ending his sentence with a preposition, the author neglects to state that the bears might have left simply because of mortification).
After the excitement of the chase, we sat around talking the matter over. I was all for a speedy return to civilization, but mother's anger kept me on my feet. Her father's fewer. Nedless to say, we went on.
My elation, however, was short-lived, for when I looked at my fair companion I now that
"You poor thing," moth-r-i-n-law was consoled. "To think that you gave your very garments to save us, and this brute allows you to freeze."
Just then we came to a little settlement. On the main street I noticed a tall building upon which a bamer bore the strange device, "Ex-merchant." He said law — "That is South Polish for merchandise."
Secretly I thought it a bit odd that the old girl had mastered the new tongue so quickly, but I had long since learned to keep such thoughts to myself. I merely replied. "Fine. Now, just as soon as they open up, honey, I'll buy you some new teddies."
Promptly at 8 a. m., the proprietor opened the doors. I walked boldly up to the fair damsel behind the counter and, in a few meanings, inquired, inward: "May I see your lingerie?"
Just then something struck me and I knew no more. (Editor's note: In our private opinion the author knows today about twice as much as "no more." But let him continue his own charming way. This comment is inserted here to denote an interval of three weeks).
"What happened?" I asked as soon as I had got my bearings.
When I awakened I was safely at home in bed, in the dear old U. S. A. a few doctors and a nurse or two were standing around, and, as I watched her cry, I knew, was the sweetest little girl in the world.
For a moment no one spoke. Then I felt a
Negro Cook Blames Wilson for World War
Hlaming ex-President Woodrow Wilson for the high cost of living following the World War, and casting suspicions that the late executive was in league with foreign powers, Mrs. Clinton, former U.S. Ambassador to Russia, house, related to a Kansas reporter her views on some of the major problems of the world.
"There is no excuse for the high prices which have existed ever since the close of the World War," said Mrs. Wardlebill. "They are on the part of the people," she continued.
Mrs. Warfield believe that the people of today will go into debt rather than do without the things that they want. "If they would come down," she said.
The root of the whole trouble began with ex-Präsident Wilson, according to Mrs. Warfield, who blames him for the part the United States played in the war. She said, "We reelected Wilson because of the slogan, 'Wilson will keep us out of war.' Then he immediately plunged us into war instead of continuing to keep us out of it."
Mrs. Warfield's belief is that Wilson was personally in league with European powers. His trip to Europe excited her aspiration from the first, she said. "I believe Wilson received a large sum of money for entering the United States in the war," Mrs. Warfield said.
Her Revolt
She had given her all to this man. He had drained her dry, and what had she got in return? Wot hurls surged within her. Never in his life had he taken her anywhere. Life was just one dull monotonous round. She had been angry nasty and angry怒舌 of her crumpled horns, she kicked over the bucket of milk and dashed madly out of the barn.
Acting With Crafton (Continued from first page)
the boring, infuriated eyes of those at the banquet table.
Rampant rumors were circulating before the fall of the final curtain concerning a party for the Flayers at the President Hotel on Saturday night. Larger they grew until by 1 a.m. when they had to leave, but no belief was believed that President Coolidge was to give a formal reception in honor of the cast.
Holding the book, which is the stage term for the prompter, is the most nerve torturing experience of all. It takes personal experience). Never to take one off the book for a second and to wonder whether, if one did have to prompt, one's voice should be raised. It can be b praised that it didn't have to come out!
Those who stayed over in the city or were to be in the "Candida" cast the following day were eviled because the thrill of the theater had gotten into the veins of all.
gentle pressure on my hands, and looking over,
I saw tears in the eyes of my darling.
"That was a stationery store, dear," she said.
(Editor's note: Thus ends this quint narrative of life and customs in that little-known region around the South Pole. Our only regret is that it did not end sooner).