PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 20. 1927 University Daily Kansar Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editorial Staff Editor-in-Chief Dorothy Taylor Associate Editor Gerritt S. Searcy Sunday Teacher Jamie Tucker Sunday Supplement Editor Mary Nieman Fikin Sport Editor Joe McMullen Sunday, 5th Bryce Fletcher Emily Jay Leaighlin Kevin Jairus Robert Trent Elijah Wilson Rhys Anderson Adam Sullivan Shane Bridle William Knight Louise Brian Paul Hedman Cliff McMullen Forscott Carl Carrin Nutt Dustin Durant Orion Davenport Vetta McMahan Vetta McMahan Business Admin Advertising Marketing Mgr. W.W Morgan Co. Associat Advertising Mgr. J.R. Robert Moe Marketing Mgr. James Kane Circulation Management J.T. Nason Foreign Adress Mgr. R.M. Iale Telephone Business Office K. U. 46 News Room K. U. 25 Published in the afternoon, two times a week and on Sunday morning by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Rome, from the Times of the University. Entered as secondlass mail matter September 17, 1900, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1897. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1927 HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL That hope springs eternal the poets, have often told us through we have frequently despaired of its elastic qualities. But after passing through the harrowing trials of first semester finals and the ordal of second semester adjustments to learn of a 72-year-old man with white beard and aged men enrolling in Butter University to obtain his degree left unfinished back in 1878—well, perhaps we are prikers after all. At any rate for a man past the threecore and ten to tackle the rigorous life of college with its one o'clock dances, three o'clock bull sessions and occasional classes, not to mention such inconveniences as shot gun quizzes and finals, takes either an unlimited amount of nerve or an albeit ignorance of modern university life. No doubt the School of Education will shake its head, collectively), and remark how difficult it is to revive the fossilized brain of the aged. But they might first worry about the unnarrished brains of this generation. From the amount and type of connection much of our student intelligentsia presents, it is likely that the patriarch at Butler will be able to give a fair account of himself. A FATAL ERROR Somethen made a terrific bustle and then someone else seconded it. It seems that S磁ainvian scienists measured the amount of energy expended during dancing; by the舞者 that is, not the wallflowers chewing gum. Now this particular investigation may not have been such a serious error. Doulless if the results had been kept secret, buried in some dusty public is concerned, and only given out to caterers so they might make more accurate plans for serving refreshments, nothing detrimental might have come of it. But someone made the unpardonable paintake of publishing the data un- earthied by the scientists. Now the whole world knows how much energy is required to dance the slow, senate dances of Europe. And anyone can easily infer how much more energy, how many thousand more calories, are necessary for one to gyrate through the convolutions of the simplest Varyity dance. Nothing serious, you say? But surely it is. Now that everyone knows how near to genuine exercise, yes, and even work, dancing is, dancing is sure to go out of style for bridge, tiddly-winks or perhaps even that is too strenuous. What to do! A. Kansas City city producer was recently robbed twice in 36 hours. The handels were from the East and supposed him to be one of those hatter and egg men from the West they had read about. Campus Opinion --especially appreciates the way we take care of his wearing apparel. It means a lot to have the sex darned and repairing all done. We do all this without extra charge. May we have your next bundle? Editor Daily Kansan: It is not surprising that an advanced and well informed mind like D. R.'s failed to get a great deal out of the League of Nations film, which commercially for showing. Others have said that it made more vivid for them the existence and function of an organization which Americans generally are inclined to overlook and undervalue. It is a real feather in the cap of the modern-day international fact to the store of D. R.'s knowledge, namely that the existence of the League of Nations does make possible a rapid and natural conference method whereby world opinion can change days instead of months asFormerly. From the letter in the Kansan one would be tempted to think, that this fact was judged to be a mere trivial incident instead of a revolutionary fact in international relations. Yes, but it is an important fact in conveyed even this one idea. As to Doctor Swift's talk, we can as say that the chief difference between her message and Judge Lindsay's (whom D. R. recommends carefully) is that she holds that the institution of marriage makes a valuable contribution to home as a social organization. Most Americans, including even a great many advanced thinkers, have been taught that marriage manency established by marriage, wisterly entered into, makes for a desirable stability during the necessary adjustments in family life. When accusing a person or a message of being "antiquated" or "Victorian", it is only fair to cite instances, so that readers may judge for themselves, rather than conveyed to shelf by attaching a label. I do not wish this answer to a criticism to be interpreted as resentment of criticism. It is merely intended to throw more light on the subject, if possible. We always learn more from our critics than from others, though one does yearn for friendly critics willing to see the good speaker we can secure will please us. No speaker we can trust will please us, but we trust that all of the future moon forums will be more satisfying than the first two. Selected Foods Home Cooking E. B. S. The Restful Virginia Inn 9th & Mass. Phone 932 Music Zeta charter of Bathery Circle will entertain all Christian church women with a tea Sunday afternoon, Feb. 20, from 3 to 5 cellouk in the Bathery room at Myers hall. All members are urged to be present, and to bring a friend. RUTH SHAW, President OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. VIII Sunday, February 20, 1927 No. 113 BETHANY CIRCLE: $ ^{1} $BETA CHI SIGMA; Beta Cai Sigma will meet Monday, Feb. 21, at 4:30 p.m. in room 2, east Administration building, D. A. A. Schieffler will speak. C. R. GARVEY, President COMMITTEE ON RELATIONS WITH FOUR-YEAR COLLEGES: There will be a meeting of the sub-committee on relations with four year colleges on Monday, Feb. 21, at 4:30 p. m. in the graduate office. F. B. DAINS, Chairman F. B. DAINS, Chairman. BAPTIST STUDENT GROUPS; The Baptist student groups will meet in joint session Sunday, 9:35 a.m. on the First Baptist church to hear an address on "Geneva and Evolution" by Dr. Jeffrey Hale. HAROLD HILKEY RUTH LaDEUX. Tuesday, Feb. 22, Washington's birthday, is a holiday. Classes at the University will be dismissed for the day. E, H, LINDLEY. HOLIDAY: WATSON LIBRARY WEDNESDAY TARHAMBURG Tuesday, Washington's birthday, being a holiday, the library, will be closed. E, N. MANCHETTE, Director. MATHEMATICS CLUB: The meeting of the Mathematics Club, which was postponed, will be held Monday, Feb. 21, at 4:30 p.m. in room 291, enct Administration building. There will be a talk on "Vectors." Orders for pins will be taken at this堂. MABEL HERTZLER, President. All students of the School of Business are urged to attend a smoker to be held at the Delta Sigma Pi house, 1244 Louisiana, Wednesday, Feb. 23, at 7:30 p. m. discussion will center on the four-milling industry, Mr. Sam Soiland, editor of the Southwestern Miller, has promised to be present. SCHOOL OF BUSINESS SMOKER HAL PERRIN, President. Meet Me at The Green Owl-especially appreciates the way we take care of his wearing apparel. It means a lot to have the sex darned and repairing all done. We do all this without extra charge. May we have your next bundle? Fountain - Luncheonette Salads—Sandwiches Percolated Coffee Miss Saylor's Chocolates 723 Mass. We Deliver Phone 44 Spring Will Soon Be Here Make your hikes and picnics the greatest possible success by always taking a Kolak with you. We have a large and complete stock of Eastman Kodak and Films. Rankin's Drug Store Phone 678 11th & Mass. Stop in on your way home. 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Better dressed means simply sending your clothes oftener to our bigger and better Drycleaning Service! NewYork CLEANERS The Man Away From Home We clean everything you wear but your shoes Lawrence Steam Laundry 10th & New Hampshire Phone 283 We clean everything you wear but your shoes Percy Grainger University Concert Course Returning Engagement World-Renowned Pianist and Composer Thursday Evening, Feb. 24 8:20 o'Clock Robinson Gymnasium Seats Now Seling $1.50 and $1.00 Round Corner Drug Store Bell's Music Store School of Fine Arts Office NOTE: The reserving of a large block of seats for visiting members of the Kansas State Teachers' Association, in session here on the 24th and 25th, makes it advisable to reserve seats early if interested in best locations. D. M. SWARTHOUT.