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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1926
Dyer's Gladiators Win Great Battle Over Shultz Men
Superior Strategy Enable
Crimson Basketeteers
to Overwhelm
Blue Team
"To the victors belong the spoils," said the Roman boys in the good old days when men fought lions for amusement and ladies considered it very bold to throw their glutee on a brawny gladiator who had successfully rammed a lion. The old adage still applies, as we come back through the ages to this modern age and find that again Dean Dyer's crack basketball team, the "Crimsons" defeated their rivals, the "Blues" to 8 to 8 night in a hard fought contest. Just like their Roman predecessors, they were also brawny in the game. However, in this case it was a basketball instead of the lady's slove.
Not only did they carry away the basketball, but they also took along with them some very sore backs that will be much sore tomorrow, a few skis that are hard and a sore nose as a result of trying to substitute that member of his body for his hands in catching a ball, several have very bad "charley horses," and all are completely exhausted as a result of their efforts. Professor Wheeler, that one of the "bear" stories printed in last night's Kansas was absolutely true. Professor Wheeler, who was supposed to captain one of the teams, did not make his appearance and so one could be found who had seen him there on the court, in the case, but at press time this rumor had not been verified.
Shultz Improperly Chad
But to get back to that struggle,
Would doubt, the fight of the century
of our era, would be a lifetime.
To begin with, Chet Shore
and Ted Shultz were the rival centers
who lined up for the tip-off, with Shore wearing the Crismon of the Dyer bordering the Blue of his own clan.
1) The game had no more than started on our old friend, E. C. Quigley, the referee, called Ted Shultz for being improperly clothed and took time out while a new pair of trousers that reached to the captain's knees, were being placed upon him. Shultz was thoroughly disobedient as if asleep by the crimson tide of embarrassment that swept over his countenance when "Quig" boldly told the crowd what the delay was being caused by.
Dawson Shows New Hold
Action started fast and furious after this brief stop. Professor Dawson grasped the bail firmly between the hands of his right foot and beaved it night on to four feet over the back.
board. Then the strategy which has made Dyer the most famous basket-ball player and coach in the world was shown when he jerked Dawson out and put himself in the game. Players of both teams were throwing the ball madly in all directions when suddenly Dyer, who had thrown the ball, snatched the球 from an opponent's hands and threw a basket. Keeler was the lucky man.
Shultz barely missed a long one, but his team tied the score when Ingham scored from the center of the court. Score Crissimon 2 Blue 2. To get back to these Roman cue-cues, he and the gladiators always did after they had successfully repulsed the plaudits of the multitude; so Chet Shore emulated his gladiatorial ancestry by bowing after he had shot a basket from deep center court. Old King Pandemonium reigned gradually the crowd sank back in the bleachers and cried for more action.
Then followed two bits of very clever team work on the part of the Crimisons, who managed to score two by the keen eye of their star player, but they didn't right into the spirit of the fray and wasn't the least bit partisan. If there was no one near the ball he didn't mind throwing it to the player nearest him. When he happened, he could always be corresponded to in it somewhere.
The half opened auspiciously for the Blues, by Captain Zultz making
20 yards around left forward before he was dragged to the floor by the combined efforts of the Crimson team and referee Quigley. The play was illegal because one yard of his own goal line. However, this didn't stop the peerless leader and he passed to Dean Arant, who got his basket on the goal and hooked a dumbbell one which made sense to 9 in favor of the Dyer team.
Johnson again added to his team' score, but a tragedy had happened on their lay Captain Dyer on the floor He was writting in agency and paul and it took them two minutes to hold him down, whil he regained his test wind.
Again the Blues counted this time with a well placed shot by Profession Boyce. The Blues had their chance to tie the score when Keeler was fouled for questioning a decision, but Dean Arant was so exhausted that he failed in the crucial test and the game before the Shultz team could score.
One thing that the spectators were disappointed in was that Ted Shultz and Chet Store did not play on the same team as the players in the "leap失桶" play. The game was close and furiously fought and it was only through the wonderful strategy on the part of Dean Dyer that his team returned the victors. The rule of a man being taken over, and accoed a goal waned rigor enforced.
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