ALLOCATION ALLOCATION MONDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1926 PAGE FIVE I PAGE THREE THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Disciples of Devil Pay Price of Sin in Sunday Cleanup Victims of Forgotten Law Haled Into Court of Irvington Village Irvington, N. J., Dec. 13.-Irvington battled Satan all over the town today—largely to the delight of the townpeople. Approximately 100 heretofore upright citizens of the village came somewhat proudly to court to answer charges that they had been tempted and had fallen, even so far as to sell such things as peanuts, candy, gasoline, cigars, and Christmas trees on Sunday. Victims of Ancient Law Victims of Ancient Law The persons arrested and brought to court were the victims of the attack on the U.S. embassy in the nations of New Jersey to engage in gainful occupation, or to play fiddles on the day of rest. More than 35 of the disciples of Satan stood up in court and admitted their sisls, reported and were fined two dollars each. One admitted that he had been caught selling oil gasoline, and many others that they had dealt in cigars and candy. Jury Trials Are Demanded Jury Trials are Demandable Some forty-old奥thers refused to testify to the suit against the devil out of Irvington and demanded jury trials or made such stuntwork plean that their cases went over for a week. Included in the number were street railway employees who demanded trial by jury and also ten newspaper reporters, whose cases the court book under advertisement to decide as to whether or not they are not, except as they were. Irvington collected over $150 in one day from the disciples of the devil. Y. M. C. A. Prepares Gift Box for Indian Children The Y. W. C. A., is preparing a girl box to be sent to the Indian children on an Arizona reservation. Each year a similar box is sent to some group of children who would not otherwise be visited by Santa Claus. The gifts are being procured by members of the organization through the various committees and intercessions. We are ready to be sent the last of this week. The New York College of Forestry has offered a short course in true trimming for the benefit of electricians using overhead transmission. ANNOUNCEMENTS The Women's Physical Education club meeting which was to have been held Tuesday was postponed until the first Tuesday after the Christmas holidays.—Margaret Barto, adviser. An important meeting of the La- bette County Club will be held Tuesday, Dec. 14, at 7 p.m., in room 103. Green hall. Plans for the Christmas holidays will be discussed. Meeting will adjourn early to accommodate those who wish to attend "The Dover Road."—President Any girl who desires work during the Christmas vacation should call at the office of the dean of women. Most of the work available is housework. Most of the time you are Jayhawk calendars, 50c. Keeler's --Adv. TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY LOST: plain gold Green wrist watch on blue and black ribbon somewhere on ninth street drive, Reward. Phone 2128 black . 78 LOST in Robinson gymnastium one right light kid glove during conation. Call 1379. Mr. Wait. 81. Suiting You—That's My Business SCHULZ THE TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Motorcycle Repairing We specialize in Harley-Davidson motorcycles; agent for Harley-Davidson motors, both big and little H. D's. KNOLFS BICYCLE SHOP 1014 Mass. Phone 915 "Chapeau," "sombrens," or "hid"—no matter how you say "hat." we clean it OMAHA HAT WORKS Let us show you how a shoe can shine 717 Mass. High Office of King of Asses Attracts Aspiring Candidates; Brick's Cafe Is Voting Place Who will be King of Asses for this power? That will be the problem for determination by the students and members of the family who will vote Wednesday at Brick's Cafe, Students, instructors, housemothers, alumni, Lawn businessmen and women are eligible for voting, according to member of the Jawchowker staff. The Channelw, Donn Hoodstout, Van, and will be permitted to east two votes. The election Wednesday will be the first instance of the choosing of the king for former years, the King has been selected by appointment by the Jay-hawker staff. As in customary, the king is elected in the annual to the royal winner. A second change this year will be the selection of a King's enbret to be chosen from the five or six highest Word has been received by friends of Dean and Mrs. Stoffer that they will spend Christmas holidays in Florence, Italy. They will remain in Florida for the rest of their study at the University of Bolton, Daly. PROFESSIONAL CARD# DR. H. E. KENTFACE Ockelback family physician, clinic or evident assessments. 109 BROOKS ST. Phone 623 Office 621, Max. Phone 623 DR. FLORENCE HARROWS Osteopathic Physician, Calla answered, Over Barber's Drug. Phone 2137 LAWRENCE OFFICIAL COMPANY N.Y. Glasse Excursively 1025 Main DEL H. MIDDING Denialet. Fitting glues a specially. Teste the eyr, ear, nose and throat. Plana 113 F. A. U. Bldg. "This will be one of the cleanest campaigns and elections ever held on the Hill," a member of the Jayhawk staff said today. "A member of the staff will be at hand in Brick's at all hours of the day to see that to dishearten rooms are brought into play." The candidate is standing next to the hallbox from becoming stuffed. The election should be a real reason *u* citizenship to the matching youth*. Hirsch chosen in select ballot, the 145th to be elected as George Garner, LL, LP6, beloved ladies' man of M. Oread King Joseph I, formerly known as Joseph "Scoot" Wellman, the esteemed availing minister, was born in 1794 to former Kansas farm boy, Sentiment on the Hill may demand the selection of a Queen of Ascens Pettitions to this effect may be sent to the Jachayw office. STUDENTS - Your typing neatly and correctly; pieces reasonable. Helen Laurie Foster, call 1954 blu WANT ADS LOST—Note book, blue cloth covered. Name Withur S. Smith on cover Phone 2163 EXPERIENCED MARCELLING-50e. Phone 2775. 1015 Kentucky very lovely room at 1114 Kentucky street. Phone 1855. 7 LOST: Karpa Alpha Thata piu name engraved on back. Phone call 1557 red. FOR first class menals at the city Remember the Big Sale at Store No. 1 1401 Ohio Store No. 2 1297 Oreed Select your Christmas gifts at a saving. VARSITY "Home of the Jayhawk" Showing Tonight & Tuesday LEWIS STONE Such an epic drama of love and gallantry as only the authoress of "The Sheik" could tell. — Added Entertainment — Latest News Alice Day Comedy Sportfla Ocean Music Band Showing Wednesday and Thursday— ANSWER: in "MISSMODLY" FREE SHOW FOR CHILDREN DEC. 18 Broken lots of Peaceok, Walk-Over, Capitol and Selby pumps and strap for women, Walk-Over oxfordes for men, have been sent over from the main store for quick disposal. High Grade Shoes at Economy Prices Up to twelve dollar pumps and oxfords Men's and Women's Hosiery at lower prices Nothing over. $4 LOST - Blain watch, Dec. 6 between Robinson gymnasium and Jayhawk Cafe, Liberal record for return, Call 2838 blue, 77 Lowest prices, come to the redful Virginia fun and be satisfied. Welcome students. tt moans, plain told Kappa Phil pub. LOST? Between 1215 Miss. and Com- CALL L. Young, 1752. WANTED—Main etonographer,NOTE FOR BENT—Room for boys, huff block from campus, Single and double, Reduction in price, 1341 Ohio. 79 ROOMS FOR GIRLS—For the coed conductor, Miss Graham, 1005 Indiana. 79 No Charge for Packing Our Pictures for Shipping REELEER'S BOOK STORE $2.59 to $4 Figured Broadcloth Shirts, with 2 collar to match. $3.00 For the man who drives Warm Lined Gloves. 83 for $5. Dubbs and other crops in a great assortment of new patterns. New York University School of Retailing --- Experience is received in New York's Newark, and Brooklyn's largest department stores. Store service is linked with classroom instruction. Master of Science in Retailing granted on completion of one year of professional work. 3 Graduate Fellowships Students may enter January 31 or August 19, 1927 Summer School on August 15, 1927 Illustrated bulletin on application. For further information write Dr. Nirrise A. Morris, Director, Washington Square East, Thompson Bros, Oxfords, and others. $6 to $10 Haircuts Row. Ties for all occasions, including "Tax" ties. $14.99 "Naught Can Compare With Gifts to Wear" The True Spirit of Christmas Giving is Reflected in These Liberal Values! Oberworth 2-Pants Suits and Obercoats $38 Others at $33 and $45. You'll want to be dressed up when you go home for Christmas. There'll be so many places to go, so many old friends to meet. You'll want to carry the college air of distinction without being conspicuous. Oherworth college clothes are everything you desire - stylish, as correct cut can make them; tailored to perfection in the most distinctive woolens—and last but not least, a bountiful assortment of new models just received from our New York office where they were purchased at a considerable saving! Come in tomorrow! Resilio Non-wrinkle Four-in-Hands. $1.50 to $3.50 Finest Quality Pigtin Gloves. $5 Others. $2.50 to $4 Fine New Head Wear, by Dobbs and Others. $6 to $12 Shaker-Knit, Sweaters, Coats or Slip-Over Style. $7.50 to $15 Spats are both comfortable and stylish. $2 and $2.50 "Gifts to Wear Leave You Money to Spare"