PAGE TWO THURSDAY, DECEMBER 0.1026 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editorial Staff Editor-in-Chief Edgar P. S. Schwaberman Journal Editor Judy L. Cutter Commissioner Editors Russell W. Wilsonhoff Editor Scott B. Karp Editor David J. Smith Fixed Member Plan Tabs Editor Alan Mulligan Mark Gaynor Advertising Manager Charlene E. Mundel Assist, Advertising Mgr., W. Morgan Gosnell Assist, Advertising Mgr., R. Monge Muntzer Assist, Advertising Mgr., Winnie Kern Circulation Mgr., Alice Van Mee George Aklen York, NY Duncy Taplin San Francisco, CA Larry Wilson Garrardette Rose Gabriel Ehon George Hawkins Glenn Fildin G. Glendale Crooks Edward Kliman G. Haldeman Crooks Technology Business Office K, U, 64 News Room K, U, 25 Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning by students in the Department of Anatomy of the Delaware University of Knares, from the Front of the Jump Interested as secondhand mail matter September 17, 1890, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the set of March 3, 1890. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9,1926 WHAT TO EAT? Some parents have seen their sons and daughters return from the University with such a propensity to order and consume everything possible of connection at a soda fountain that they seriously doubted whether their precious offering ever would live to maturity. Such fears, founded on fact though they may be, should be brushed aside and for all. As a result of checking the dietary values of all food trays at the Commonwealth yesterday the good judgment of University students in their food selection is definitely established. The trays were ranked as to the balance of food values and it was learned that more than three quarters of all the diner graded A and B, which simply means that they bind plenty of the "protective" green vegetable or vitamin foods. It probably is significant, however, that more of these health dishes were sold yesterday than then, which indicates that at other times the selection is not so careful. That shows what Health Week publicity can do. And so the good old-fashioned American custom of digging one's own grave with the teeth will continue. Health measures have been steadily raising the average life expectancy period in American, and doubtless elimination of the bad habits of American eaters would do much to affect that average favorably. The trouble lies in inducing people to choose their meals wisely after Health Week. With Christmas in the offing it looks bad. Very shortly the purge, the time, or the perverted tastes will be permitted to destroy the dietary standards. THE COUNTY CLUBS Once more has the organization program of the county clubs been successfully carried out. The clubs have met and planned the individual parts they intend to play in the promotion of the University's interests throughout the state. Unquestionably the county club method is one of the best for making contact with the graduating classes of high schools, from which group must come future Jayhawkers. The bond of acquaintanceies established here is not only invaluable in after life but is valuable to the University at once as a means of recruiting new students. The Alumni office is to be congratulated upon its able administration of the county club system. The actual organization requires but a minimum of time, which allows each group to acquaint itself thoroughly with the duty at hand and to establish the necessary means of carrying out that duty. It certainly is no inconsequential task to be handled so smoothly and quickly. Probably only one discordant note was repeated in cough of the club meetings to be of significance. That was the stereotyped one given by previous treasureurs who wryly informed that though so many annuals or pictures were distributed last year the officers still "held the sack." It is not necessary to say that some clubs may attempt too comprehensive program and therefore come to grief in their finances. Yet the programs should be fairly inclusive in order to be of service, and the greatest difficulty is in so planning and then failure of the club to adhere to its program with financial support. WHERE IS OUR TRAFFIC OFFICER? Daily morning at nine e'clock an hour when relatively few cars are on the Hill, the parking space east of Fraser was occupied by twenty-nine automobiles. Of the number, five had no K.U. parking permit of any kind, four carried temporary parking permits, one undated, one dated Nov. 18 and good for that day only, and two good until Christmas; one carried the license inside the car; four were parked on the wrong side. Only one half of the cars were parked according to K.U. regulations. Improper parking was not confined to the side drives. On the main drive where no student cars are allowed to park during the day, there were twelve automobiles. One car could be seen parked on the wrong side of the drive that leads past Fowler shops. Speed laws are broken every hour. During the change of classes at 10:30 yesterday morning several cars crossed the campus at speeds of at least twenty-five miles an hour. The road behind the Administration building is a one-way drive only, yet cars continue to go around the building in both directions. The regulations of traffic on the campus were made with the idea of the greatest benefit to the greatest number. The greatest number of students are pedestrians. Strict obedience to the rules is an aid to the car driver, however, because if the rules were followed there would be plenty of parking space. No one would be parking who had no permit, thus pushing out those who, the committee has found, have a real need for parking on the campus. Parking regulations obeyed at the discretion of the driver are little better than none at all. One student says the only A he has received so far was on his tray at the Commons. At Kinsley, Kan., a Santa Fe engine was "arrested" for speeding. That should make most motorists feel as pedestrians do when seeing a motorist "pitched." Campus Opinion Editor, Daily Kansan: Are books ever taken off reserve at Watson library? We all know they are put on reserve, and appreciate the system as of benefit to the greatest number; but after a book's period of usefulness is over, after the class has finished with it, does the instructor leave it? Or do it off reserve so it may be available to students who go deeper than mere class assignments? Answer: not. It is not unusual for a student to go to the main desk with several call slips and be told that over half the books are lost. I have found at the reserve desk which obviously had not been used as class material since last spring. Many of the names on the card were of those now gone from the library. In the books I do not have as positive proof, but I am morally certain they are used seldom or never, for the attendants at the reserve desk are not a university or an author, and must trace the book they received in the card indexes before producing it. Books are placed on reserve to be used. If they are not used, why are they on reserve? Simply because in order to handle a thoughtful enough order them off. Persons who remove books which are being used regularly by classes deserve what two students got this fall; but I for one favor a bounty on every book rescued from disuse in the reserve room. G. F. C. Freshmen who enroll in the Emperia State Teachers' College in September, 1927, will be allowed three courses, including an animation and standardized tests. Students will be advised relative to the kind and amount of work each should carry, according to the 1927-1930 curriculum strongly adopted by the administration. All members of the Snow Zoology Club are requested to be present at Scripps Studio Saturday, Dec. 11, at 1:30 p.m. for a club picture. Please be in touch with us if you are interested. [ ] [ ] monday, june 14th 9:15. N6.14 [ ] [ ] saturday, june 15th 12:56 [ ] [ ] sunday, june 16th 10:36 [ ] [ ] SNOW 2001 OCE CLUB OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Our Contemporaries The Last Laugh With the Football Star (The Dallas News) There is more than a measure of death in both the football editorial of the Emperor Gazette and in the Emperor Gazette and in the drawn from it by Chancellor E. H. Lindley of Kansas, "The tail has begun to wag the dog," wrote Editor John Stuart Mitchell. "At last come home to the dog." Doctor Lindley believes quite justly that a university has no more "right to be a good musician or a good writer." To these comments might be added to Glen Jackson, national high school, who in Dallas the other day gave schoolboy over the country that in the West and Southwest the youngest places sports abend of intelligence. If colleges needed students there was a great problem, but unfortunately the college is a drug on the market today and there are few institutions of higher education. William Allen White in homely William Allen White squares up to the public. Football's uplifting purity is due to systematic civilization by the college. Early rebellion against the teaming team the college went out to battle because they have not unseized through phase of commercializing success a method of mutual benefit that has not acquired victorious eleven, if not 'forced to act instantly' and—as they assert they have had no such era in their occupied positions of strategic white power. capacity. The only service the applicant for registration is serving now is as a basis for appeal for funds or other reasons. You must the student demand for room. But, if the need for football advertising can no longer exists, footwear should be thoroughly that it overshadows all college activities, classroom and extracurricular sports. The Director Lindley's belief that interest in the grance will wane when it becomes apparent that he is not interested for it has already attained that character, and the interest has not decreased. The degree definitely abolished from the college, interest in that institution would unwind, and the Grances would go directly from the sex uniform to the recreational team, while the degree of mathematical degrees, a pursuit standardized on the last day of the final week, would be The university started exploiting the football player. The newspaper all the good will in the world can no more exploit its scholastic stars than it can keep its All-Americans monster has gotten beyond all control of its creator. The college knows it has no solution in sight. The University of California boasts making the world's most complete press box. Two fully-equipped press boxes, one on the edge of the playing field and one on top of the stadium, are positioned in one every possible angle. Six sophomore women of New York University were biplaced by a large number of teenagers women and held for twenty-four hours. Reserve Your Seats Friday for "THE DOVER ROAD" In Basement of Law Building Student Activity Tickets Will Admit —ROBINSON GYM— NEXT MONDAY AND TUESDAY If you have not driven the Improved Ford car with the Ask for a fifteen minute demonstration in an Improved Ford Car and note the added performance. You cannot realize what improved Second Belief actually means. A truthful description of Folem's imaginary self-esteem is New Ford Hot Plate Vaporizer PRICES Delivered in Lawrence Starter and balloon tires regular equipment on all Torad sedan $599.00 Fordor sedan $620.00 Ton truck chassis $280.00 Com'c'd chassis $355.00 Roadster $425.00 Touring $445.00 Coupe $559.00 TERMS TO SUIT Davis & Child Co. 1020 Mass St. Authorized Ford Dealers Phone 77 ☆ Hand Made Gifts Second Floor If you are handy with the needle an execlent place to the department. Desk Sets A desk set consisting of fountain pen and stand in pastel shades to match one's bonfire are oried at $10.00. Main Floor INNES', your Christmas Store, is ready to supply you with countless gifts for your family and friends——gifts ranging in price from the smallest, most insignificant amount, to as much as you wish to pay. Our extra help is on the job insuring quick service, and we are ready to help you by wrapping and mailing your gifts for you---no charge, glad to do it. It's only a short time now until Christmas. Shop early and avoid the rush! A Dancing Set Consisting of bandexux and step-ins to match may be had in several price ranges. These are found on the Second Floor Dainty Perfumes Visit our Drug Sequestration and get an idea of the extensiveness of our collection of our drug-mesic perfumes. They may be bad in packages or bulk and range in price from $1 to $55,000 for each $5,000 or $5,500 the amount. Main Floor Imported French Beaded Bags. 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