PAGE TWO PAGE FIVE MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1920 University Daily Kansas THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editorial Staff Editor-in-Chief Edison Editor Sunday Editor Bunny Editor News Editor Night Editor Eagle Editor France Editor Viperscope Editor Viperscope Editor Animal Editor Annual Editor Adam Goffin Business Staff Advertising Manager ... Carsonne E. Mendel Aust. Advertising Merger ... W. Morgan Guan Antl. Advertising Merger ... L. Wen, Elain Quenny Circulation Merger ... Vanice All Vanne George Alden Johnson, M.D. George Taylor Daniel P. Lawrence Louis Fowler Gordon Sutherland Christopher Hodgson Mary Eleanor Ellison East Stirrup Edward Richard G. Haldeman Michael W. Business Office K, I, 16 News Room K, I, 25 Published in the aftermath, five times a week and on a Sunday-morning by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Astrazna, from the Press of the Department Interested an executive mail matter September 17, 1950, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1957. MONDAY. DECEMBER 6. 1926 AMERICA'S WAY Build up American industries—make our farmers, our manufacturers and our bankers richer than ever—keep our money at home—don't lend it to poor sick Europe as we are now doing, for then Europe will get well and stay from us some of our world trade. Let Europe stay sich, then we can feed and clothe her and she will love us for being so kind to her. Yes, America is making an awful blunder in her present plan of promoting world peace, according to J. Hamilton Lewis, "the gentleman from Illinois" in his speech before the Kansas City Bar Association. "The markets of the world are closed to America," said Mr. Lewis, but he failed to account for the enormous exports that have steadily increased during the fall months. He says that Europe is spending our money for supplies bought in other countries. But here the gentleman must have been poorly informed. America's loans to Europe have been used generally for internal improvements, industrial expansion and financial stability. She has used it to regain her feet, not for more sustenance. Granted, the commercial advance of Europe means the decline of America. It is the swinging back of the balance, a matter of equilibration. But that is the inevitable working of economic law, Mr. Lewis evidently fails to see that in such a change world peace and understanding will be made possible, and that there will then be less occasion for the hatred and envy which we says now exists. What is it that the "gentleman from Illinois" brings forward as a solution for world peace? This is what he says: "America must send delegates to the affronted peoples of the world to heal by reconciliation and compromise their grievances and close the gaps that yawn in resentment against us." Beautiful words! But it is possible that deeds in the form of an unselfish foreign policy might speak louder. INCOMPLETE ATHLETICS The vulnerability of present day football has solemn been better demonstrated than in the recent newspaper forum growing out of an editorial in the Emporia Ganette, "Byeye Football," yet a misconception of the criticism directed against overgrown athletics threatens to nullify the effect. The deflation or even the abolition of intercollegiate athletics in no manner of construction should mean the passing of football as a sport. What would undoubtedly result would be an extension of the sport to include in its participants hundreds of students who are now unable to meet the stringent requirements of a varsity squad and hence are deprived of the benefits of play. Under the present system scarcely more than one hundred men get nearer the playing field than a stadium seat. Those who do constitute the team are so subjected to the pressure of a highly stimulated craving for victory that the game becomes no longer a sport but a drudgery for RECOMPENSE What care I for the tongues of men? For have I not these things— The beautiful woven of the north's felt fabric. The transit of sun from east to west "I warn you and the plud world sings. What is the speech of people? In the market place stands the Phar- mer. But wonder a wild riot of wives The passage of a few centuries, Ab, alma is in the heart of me, and I am in the Christian Science Monitor. which the only rewards are adulation and letter-recognition. Surely, if football is as beneficial in building health and incubating fair-play and co-operation as its stunnch defenders aver, these benefits outweigh the prestige which accompanies a victorious team and the profits which accrue to the local merchants. Queen Marie is at home at last, and tired, but fortunately not, as we should be, broke. THE MILITARY CO-ED It has come at last. There is something new under Old Sol after all. A dispatch from Chicago announces that the North Shore Military academy, which will open at Niles Center, near Chicago, next fall, is to be a coeducational institution. It is planned that a naval academy shall be included eventually. Then the "dough-girls" and lady gods, or perhaps they will be called "gobcats," can take a hand in setting army and navy athletics disputes. Reloje, all arent feminists! A other victory has been added to you archives. Another rung on the ladde of equality with man has been mounted. Not only may the modern woman settle controversies of law and politics on the same footing with her brother, but she is soon to meet him as an email on the battle field. The feminine admiration of military uniforms will be actively satisfied. No doubt the lady cadets will demand more variety in their uniforms than their brothers have. This fact will help to distinguish them from the men, whom they will closely resemble with their uniforms and boyish baby Women have proved their ability as markmen, and now they have but to show their skill in drill. They may carry off the honors from their brother cadets in future generations. Look to your laurels, you men, perhaps this coeducational military idea will show you up in your pet sport. There will be all-University convocation at 10 o'clock Tuesday, in Robinson gymnastium. E. H. LINDLEY. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. VII Monday, December 6, 1920 No. 20 10:42 10:42 The band will play at convocation Tuesday morning at 10 o'clock. Sweaters. J. C. McMANLES, Director. BAND: CONVOCATION: Fortunate, indeed, would be the student taking algebra alternating with literature, if he could depend on the sun. He would have an invincible ally every day. If by mistake the sun should happen to shine on the wrong day, complications would result. The luckless student would have to prepare his assignments for every meeting of class. Arrange the courses in the right way and no preparation should be necessary—providing, of course, that the sun can be depended upon, which it cannot. Blame your flunks on the sun, but just try to make the instructors see you 'iway' Professor Josephine Burnham will speak to English majors and others interested Wednesday afternoon, Dec. 8, at 4:30 in room 205, Fraser hall, on the subject, "English As It Might Have Been." ENGLISH MAJORS: A warning should be issued, however, against trying this line of reasoning in a literature or history course. The report of the experiment shows that these two types of work are much easier when the sun is behind a cloud and harder when the day is clear. REGULAR PAYROLL: The regular payroll must be signed by the evening of Dec. 8, so that checks will be here by Dec. 23. KARL KILOO, Chef Clerk. W. S. JOHNSON, Chairman, Department of English. SNOW ZOOLOGY CLUB; There will be a meeting of Snow Zoology club Wednesday, Dec. 8, at 7:30 a.m. in the lecture room of snow hall. Dr. H. H. Lane will speak. This is the hui's open house meeting, and all students interested in zoology are cordially invited. W. H. BURT, President. IT'S THE SUN'S FAULT Mathematicians have found the perfect alibi. The only difficulty lies in establishing the supposition as a fact. If the latter is finally accomplished, woe unto the poor instructor in algebra. Results of experiments conducted in Chicago indicate that arithmetic is difficult when the skies are overcast, but easy when the sun is shining. 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