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MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1926
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
University Daily Kansan
University Daily Kansas
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Editorial Staff
Fredr In-Chef
Edgar P. Schowalter
Instructor-In-Chef
Charles Edgerton
Stuart editor
Kenneth Roberts
News Editor
Russell Winchester
Night Editor
Frank Tiffany
Journalist
Teresa Kelley
Teckenship Editor
Ralph Strump
Alumni Editor
John Bates
Alumni Editor
Business Staff
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Telephone:
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Published in the afternoon, five times week and on Sunday morning by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Press of the Dept.
Entered an second-decade mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 8, 1997
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1926
THE WOLVES
The wolves have stopped their howling. They have been fed their morsel of victory, their reviling appetite is temporarily abated.
The Kansas pack has within its field the impatient alumni, sport writers, and other so-called "friends" of the University. The pack erases victory, and when its appetite is not satisfied its how goes far and wide across the prairie. Its yaps and snaps at the athletic heeds hespeak danger. The pack cares nothing for personalities or uplifting motives. It cannot wait to give anyone a fair opportunity. It must have victory, and it must have it now.
But the wolves have been temporarily silenced. They have been fed with victory, and they greedily lick it up and forget at whom they were nourishing.
A LETTER
His Excellency,
Calvin Coolidge
President of the United States
Sir:
We how with you in your tribute to the fallen dead, who thought that by their lives they were advancing the cause of democracy; we murmur with you, fervently, a prayer for peace; we go even farther, and request you to do your utmost for the attainment and furtherance of peace.
Jimiotic utterances will make for war; reverent tributes may make for peace; but tributes do not in themselves achieve peace. Peace comes by peaceful acts—give and take with community in international intercourse; a manifestation of peace is peace.
"We shall not be able to cultivate the arts of peace by constant appeal to universal instincts," you say, and we concur. Then let us busch our instincts of pugnancy, of self-ostentation, and acquisitiveness. We listen, us watch, that we fall not into international greed; let us halt any trend toward militarism, any boasting of national strength; let us extend to other nations, not the privileges, which under reverenced conditions they might extend to us, nor the privileges, which under those conditions, we might ask of them—let us extend to them the privileges which we now enjoy.
We lost in common with all other warring countries, you say. Then, let us share in common, not rubbe them for not kneeling in gratitude because "there is a bank to serve their needs."
You say "We shall avoid any national spirit of suspicion, distrust and hatred other nations." Can we then, as you declare five minutes later, dictate to the other nations the terms on which we will meet them in working for peace? Remember you said, "The first requiree for this purpose, (understanding, good will, and friendly relations) is a friendly attitude on our own part."
And then, "We realize thoroughly that no one will protect us unless we protect ourselves." Do they connote the same meaning? Referring to the military establishment, you say, "It is a menace to no one except the evil-doer." We remind you that in the functioning of a military establishment, which is war, that it is impossible to pick out the evildoers from the whole; we remind you that poison
MONDAY
In the center of writing
Germany at a line.
There is a sense of something
Marvelously fine.
MONDAY
Almost it assumes
Proportions of a vite;
They very touch seems holy
They are so clean and white.
And lying on the altar
O) my twining board
The fragrance of them faces
Like incense to the Lord.
Ethel Romig Fuller in The Forge.
gas and shrapnel and bombs discriminate not between the doers of good and evil, but take unhesitantly, unheedingly, unmercifully, all life that lies in their path; we remind you that in the trenches the innocent died with the guilt, whether Hun or Yank.
In summarizing the disasters of war, you say, "It is not only because of these enormous losses suffered alike by ourselves and the rest of the world that we desire peace, but because we look to the arts of peace rather than war as the means by which mankind will finally develop its greatest spiritual power." Is that in harmony with your statements that our navy is the best in the world, and our military forces are the largest we have ever yet maintained in time of peace? Are such an army and such navy arts of peace?
"We must face the facts, Our main responsibility is for America." Mr. President, we fail to understand you. Did you deflate that memorial to peace or to war?
Queen Marie had a "red" letter reception upon her arrival in Chicago Saturday.
On the same day her election is announced as a justice of the peace in Wichita township, her name having been placed on eleven ballots by de-
luded admirers or keen jokers.
Did YOU visit school last week?
MENTAL SURGERY
Have you a bad little habitat that you want to get rid of forever? You leave. Well, then, just choose a few more years and your surgeon, with a few delft knife, will remove it for you.
At least, such a scheme has been outlined recently by a Chicago doctor who has cited experiments on small animals to corroborate his assertion. All that is necessary is that portion of the brain where a bad habit is localized be removed and presto—you will be a new person. Of course, the charge may come pretty high, but what'a a few dollars when one may become perfect while we waits?
The world will be a pretty good place in which to live when whitening of the brain to remove vices becomes a commonplace occurrence. No longer need there be any prohibition, for the habit of drinking could, with one stroke, be severed away. Smoking would be likewise removed and profanity would become a lost art.
Persons with a big bump of egotism, conceit or vanity could lose such characteristics over night. Everyone would be on time for appointments; forgetfulness would become a thing of the past and no one would find it necessary to tie strings around his finger as a reminder. Instructors would dismiss classes on time and never assign long lessons, while students invariably would have their assignments, be on time, and never cut classes.
Speculation in rife as to whether Kansas City lost its reindeer or whether the Star lost them for Kansas City.
An ideal world—yes, but who would want to live in it?
Then, also, there are a few who are wondering how much commercial holiday advertising the reindeer hunt is going to sell.
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But there are still another few who are a trifle pepper over having their Thanksgiving cranberry sauce and mince pie flavored with the Christmas garnish that this well-planned reindeer escape is affecting.
The book exchange will be open Monday and Tuesday, Nov. 15 and 16 from 2 to 4.
OLIVE FIGGS, Manager.
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OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
COLLEGE FACULTY;
The faculty of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will meet on Tuesday, Nov. 16, at 4-500, in the auditorium on the third floor of the Adrienne Wallace Building.
CLASSICAL MUSEUM:
Professor Wilcox will be in the Classical Museum from 2:30 to 4:20, to lecture on the objects on exhibition there. AB are invited who have to work with us.
Y. M. C. A. FORUM:
Ur. Tse Van Yang,教授 of the commission of education from Munchurin, sent here by the Chinese government to study American educational methods, will speak at the Y, M, C, A,forum, 7:30 Tuesday evening, Nov. 16, in Myers Hall. His subject is: "What Is Confucianism?"
The originator of the Kansas Jayhawk gave him shoes so he could kick. The Jayhawk is going to use those shoes to kick it out with the Tiger next Saturday.
SCHOOL OF BUSINESS SMOKER:
Pre-business students are invited to attend a smoker to be given by the students of the School of Business, at 7:30 Wednesday evening, Nov. 17, a 1563 Massachusetts, Mr. P. H. Hopkins, general manager of the Southwest ern Bell Telephone company for Kansas, will talk.
THE WILY KLANSMEN
The wily Klimman of Kansas?
Who are they that they should be thwarted by silly state rulings from parading under cover of secretive hood and sheet?
Despite the discouragement of rain and the state's legal department Minnesota avenue in Kansas City,
HAL PERRIN, President
Minnesota avenue
Kan., witnessed Saturday night the delightful spooky spectacle of a robbed Ko Klaan Kan parade on by numerous Klavera, bandes and all. Only they had to doff their hoods by order of the attorney-general, that kindly gentleman thereby desireing to keep the affair within the law—a law doubtless intended to further one hundred per cent American by
But if one wishes to hide his identity as a hundred percent a hood is not the only means of so doing. False beards, mastaches, and wigs do just as well! So the brave paraders blossomed out bedded in hirrete appendages that covered their own good intentions and shame alike, enabling them to be on perfectly good terms with all the curious neighbors who braved the elements to watch the spooky display of national fealty on Minnesota avenue.
Book Notes
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Trail Makers of the Middle Border by Hamilla Garland. $2.50. The Macmillan Company.
A novel of the pioneer life on the frontier is this wholesome story of the Middle Border.
Murder for Profit, by William Boilth
$2.50, Harpers.
The author of "Levianah" tells how and why seemingly sane and industrious men come to look upon murder as a business and fine art.
Mr. and Mrs. Haddock in Paris France, by Donald Ogden Stewart, $2.06, Harpers.
Our popular syndicate humorist writes a comedy of Americans abroad, that seemingly being a place for us to make foods of ourselves.
East of Siam, by Harry A. Franck $3.50. The Century Co.
A story of adventurous through the Deep East. France has been called the Pearl of the Seas and in his book he describes the sights and sounds of far-away places.
The Golden Key, by Henry Van Dyke $2.00. Scribner's.
Dr. Van Dyke presents ten tales which are stories of deliverance from peril, perplexity or bourne offering and use "the golden key" as he will.
Labels, by A. Hamilton Gibbs, $2.00.
Little, Brown & Company.
The author of the best selling move of 1925, "Soundings", attempts to repent his last year's success.
735 Mass, St.
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CAN WE
Beat Missouri?
H—— YES!
THE BIG GAME
off at Columbia, Nov. 20
Comes off at Columbia, Nov. 20
Onlv $7^{56}$
SANTA FE
Has one fare for round trip to Columbia and back from Lawrence. Special train on Wabush from Kansas City leaves K. C at 11:30 p.m., Nov. 19. Another social leaves K. C at 7 a. m., Nov. 20.
Let us make sleeping car reservations for you.
Tickets on sale at Lawrence Nov. 18, 19, 20. Return limit, midnight, Nov. 21, to reach Lawrence.
Convenient trains leave here as follows: 5:30 a. m., 6:37 a. m., 8:25 a. m.; 3:20 p. m.; 5:45 p. m.; 7:18 o. m., and 8:15 p. m.
Go the Way of Ease and Comfort
Go the SAFETY way
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Phone 32 Lawrence, Kan
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