THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. Published every Wednesday and Sacrard night of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. J. W. Kayser, Editor. R. L. Douglas, Managing Editor. Frank H. Blackmar, Business Manager Members of the Board: C. L. Van Fleet, H. W. Davis, Howard Farnsworth, Wallace F. Hovey, W. W. Marshall, Roy Moore, Alma Manley, Minnie Owens, Emery Trekell, May V. Wallace, Carl Young. Clinical Department; J. D. Davies, Simpson Building, Kansas City, Kansas. Subscription price, one dollar per year. Advertising rates: 20 cents per inch per insertion. Address all business communications to F. H. Blackmar, 1121 Kentucky St. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas. Postoffice under the act of congress; March 3, 1879. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1906 UNIVERSITY CALENDAR. Thursday, February 1. Glee Club Concert. Friday, Feb. 2. Professor Carruth speaks in chapel. Meeting of Regents. Saturday, Feb. 3. Kansan Board dancing party. Tuesday, Feb. 6. Prof. Hopkins speaks in chapel. Missouri Glee Club Concert. Nearly all the football men hove turned in their suits,paid their board bills,and are wearing K's. We suppose the usual number will have trouble with their eyes and go home during the next few weeks. Three K. U. Graduates were on the Kansas day program at Topeka. It won't be many years until the man in politics, who isn't a K. U. man, will be an exception. The leading article in the Graduate Magazine for this month is an article by Professor W. H. Carruth on the football situation. Prof. Carruth five years ago pointed out some of the defects of football as it was played, and might well be called the pioneer in the movement for football reform, that is now sweeping the country. The editor of the Chicago Maroon and Michigan Daily are engaged in as bitter a newspaper quarrel as that of the Leavenworth Times and Topeka Capital. The Michigan Daily is so unused to defeat that it cannot take it like a man, while the Chicago Maroon likes to Lord it just a trifle since last Thanksgiving. The reports from the examinations just past indicate a loss of some of the best track athletes in the University. Two of last year's stars now have a "flunk" against them, while others have "conditions" and "not examined" to contend with. Some of the most promising freshmen have fallen by the wayside. It is now the duty of all loyal University men to give all the more support to those men that are left. An Elaborate College Function. The Yale "Prom" occurred last week. In respect to magnificence, number of participants and general extravagance no former junior festivities bear any comparison. The Yale Literary Magazine raises the question of the true relation of such social life to the Yale spirit of democracy. The junior festivities of which the prom is the crowning feature, are expensive indeed. With the utmost economy compatible with a respectable showing, one junior spent about $150. Of this sum, $30 was spent in flowers and $40 on carriages. You are sure your pictures are up to date if taken at Shelley's. Another Million for Chicago. Chicago University has received another gift of $1,450,000 from John Rockefeller. One million of this large donation goes to the permanent fund; $350,000 is to cover the expenses up to July 1st, 1907; $100,000, the interest of which is to be given to the widow of President Harper. Seniors! Rates at Shelley's studio. Hoffman Has Recovered. Charley Hoffman, star pitcher for the 'Varsity, who has been sick at his home since Christmas has recovered and will enroll this week for the term's work. Notice the photos that Shelley is making. Delivered Dedication Address. Prof. W. H. Carruth of the German department delivered an address at the dedication of the new Osawattomie high school building Monday. He remained over Tuesday: Cremated Cost and Profit Just 4 More Days The Big Sale Quits Broken lines and lots in all departments marked down to almost giveaway prices. OBER'S Foot Fashions Spring Styles 1906 are arriving. COTRELL & LEONARD ALBANY, N. Y. Makers of CAPS AND GOWNS to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, and the other leading American Universities. Class work a specialty. COLLEGE CAPS, GOWNS COLLEGE CAPS, GOWNS The Best Workmanship at Lowest Prices. Silk Faculty Gowns and Hoods. COX SONS & VINING 262 Fourth Ave.. NEW YORK NEW YORK Wiedemann's. The Oyster season has opened. We serve them in all styles. Pure Ice Cream. Sundae and Sodas with fruit. WIEDEMANN'S. The Smoke House, A Resort for Gentlemen. Pool, Billiards and Shining Parlor. JOHN WALQUIST. Fred J. Boyles, 631 Mass. St. Students' Printer and Stationer. Bell phone 665 red. Home phone 520 University Barber Shop Strictly modern. Shining parlor. CLYDE COMMONS, '08. LEE BRYANT, Mgr. Foot of Adams Street. The First Kiss. The greatest surprise to a girl who gets kissed the first time is there is no taste to it.—Pocahontas (Ark.) Times. No taste to it? Well, by the hen feathers on Cupid's dart, but the Times man must be color blind in the palate. They tell us, those who have tried it, that it tastes like the double distilled essence of honey spread thick on a pumpkin pie. Away back in the dim joyful years ago before we lost our teeth and our cinch on the beauty prize, the prettiest girl in all the world told us with her eyes that it felt like a covey of quail flying out of each ear and ended with a sensation like a flock of angels pouring molasses down one's back.-Birmingham Age-Herald. Photos? Shelley's studio. The senior civil engineers gave an informal reception Tuesday afternoon in honor of E. B. Black and Dolph Blanpied who visited the fifth floor for the first time this year. The civils extended their traditional hearty welcome. Alfred B. Cope who sustained an operation for appendicitis a couple of weeks ago has recovered, and was able to be on the hill yesterday. Ellis Malone of Kansas City Missouri, has pledged Phi Gamma Delta. Fred O. Wulfekuhler, Phi Gam, went to his home in Leavenworth for a few days last week. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $20,000 J. B. Watkins, Pres. C. A. Hill, V. P. C. H. Tucker, cashier. W. E. Hazen, assistant cashier. THE LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY COMPANY 908 Massachusetts Street. All Work Up to Date and Guaranteed. M.B. Galloway, University Agent. Both Pnoes, 383. CHAS. L. HESS, Meat Market 941 Mass. St. We Call for and Deliver Your Clothes. O.P. Leonard TAILOR SHOP AND PANTATORIUM. Rates $1.50 per month. Agents, C. O. Pingry, Cunnick. Tel. 5321 Red. Res. Tel. 134. 733 Mass. Smith's News Depot Imported Key West and Domestic Cigars Fine Tobaccos, Smokers' Articles, Foot Ball, Base Ball, and Athletic Goods. Telephone 608. 709 Massachusetts St. Donnelly Brothers Livery. 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