TUESDAY, JANUARY 29, 1924 as rid- long O. aw- rising as a of th not 1 A ama a maa amno anno profef the C I. of A dea Depart manly alien Levin gow, louw, Schoh Scho Fran Cheri presf of I Del Defi of C the Str the thin the ye se H H H A E C W W W of int int int E VOLU Che THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of EDITORS Kan S Editor-in-Chief, Donald A. Higginss Associate Editor, Paul L. H., South Saskatchewan Campus Editor, Mary Wright Aber Night Editor, Harry Morrow Night Editor, Frances Harvey Exchange Editor, A. M. O'Bryant Plain Tale Editors, Hugh Brown Exchange Editor BOARD MEMBERS Hien Jaka Heloy Hamilton Dilwaye Dilwaye Linna Brown Lois Robbette Walter Grawer Jon Roberts James O'Brien Virginia Gonda Chesapeake Ward Keller Walter Grawer Jon Roberts Business Manager...John Montgomery, Jr. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones—U. 1, U. 25 and 66 TUESDAY, JANUARY 29.1924 The Daily Kaiman aims to picture the idea of being a child in the Kingdom. To be further than merely printing the names by standing for the ideas to be taught, to be clearer to be理解; to be more informative to be more serious problems to head students; to be the best of the ability to teach the best of the ability. GREED Dumpsey whipped Firpro for $500, 600. Capital and labor have long been flaying each other for the almighty shekel. Germany, fat on beef and world trade, wanted more. Now she has lean years and high priced milk, and France polices the Rhur. Old King George wanted a bigger exchequer and lost the half of North America on the face of a tax stamp Mexico is having another revolution. Tweed had his ring. America is out of Europe and sending in a bill. Kansas City still has its pay roll robberies. THE BOILING POINT And now comes Tea Pot Dome with Sinclair vacationing in Paris and Fall trying to explain. What is the answer to our immigration problem? Is there any argument for the admittance of so many thousands of foreigners into our country, besides the opinion that "we need illiterates to fill the shoes of the Irish track-walkers whom we have now raised to Congress?" "No, keep them out," protest the representatives of the labor who are already inside. And our patriotic sedition join in the opposition. "Let them in," howl the charisthy inclined, the representatives of alien organizations, and the business men who want cheap labor. As a melting pot, we have about reached the boiling point. But still they come; some to take out naturalization papers and become good citizens, and some to take out red flags and tell us how to run our government. INDIVIDUALITY Psychologists, physiologists, and finger-print experts tell us that there are no two people alike. But philosophers, undaunted by scientists' theories or birth statistics, still rise up and repeat that "there is nothing new under the sun." We side with the philosophers. Look at the people on the campus and compare them. They look alike, dress alike, and act alike. They think and talk about the same things. They have the same tastes, the same desires, the same ambitions, the same philosophy. They have the same habits, the same styles, and the same tormental paste. Why not be an individual instead of a type? Why not be different from the rest? Be distinctive; acquire a taste and style different from the others. Make yourself not one of the many, but just as one. Form your own opinions and ideas, and stand by them. Think, act, and do as you think best, and don't be swayed by some precedent that someone else has established. In other words, be yourself. Is it our ambition to be commonplace? Colored cigarettes are in vogue for women today. Corise, lemon, peach, black, and crimson, are among the popular shads. But they all leave a dark-brown taste. --he resin on the seat of his pants. "What are you doing that for?" asked "Potsy." Now comes a vegetarian who announces that he will attempt to live on onions alone. He will doubtless succeed in living alone. The most appropriate celebration since New Year's is the Kansas Book Deersil's banquet in Kansas City during enrollment week. Senator Walker says that the boxing game needs a Landis. So does mah jongg. After the oil scandal blows over, we wonder what else will come up to prevent Congress from making a law or two. "Patrolman Resigas, Becomes Bandit," says a headline. Familiarity breeds contempt. "Distance lends enchantment," quoth the oil magnate, as he grabbed a boat for Europe. Greek meeting Greek won't be a preliminary to the fracas that will ensue when the W. C. T. U. sees the report that women smoked 7,000,000-000 cigarettes in 1923. A woman is suing her husband for divorce because he is a practical joker. A sense of humor is a priceless thing, isn't it? Popular parody: "How's your Peace Plan, Mr. Filene?" "Sh-h not so loud please, Mr. Bok." Plain Tales From The Hill Here is an echo from the football season: Before one of the games that was played on a muddy field, "Potty," a noodle powdered resin to rub on their hands, jerseys and the front of their pants in order that they might better hold on to the ball. While the other team lined up lowing instructions, one substitute was discovered industriously rubbish- "I'll probably spend the whole afternoon on the bench," replied the recruit. "and I'm not going to take care of sliding off into the mud." Critics of university students insist that we don't take our work seriously. Oh, that they might see the week before final examinations. An advertising student was trying to prepare an "ad" which called for an intelligent dissertation on music and tone color. "What do I know about music?" she lamented. "I can't even recognize The Star Spangled Banner' till I see people standing up." WANT ADS OPEN FEB. 1—A manufacturing concern has openings for a few men qualified to sell. Men interested should write giving temporary and non-term性 employment and qualifications. Address: Box —% University Daily Kansas, KF FOR BOYS single or double room, modern, enclosed sleeping porch. 1005 Ind., phone 2453. F8 FOR RENT—Modern room for boys. 932 Miss., phone 2377 Red. F41 FOR RENT—Room for boys in a modern house, 1001 Malne. Phone 1599 Black. F8 LOST—Tortoise shell glasses in light brown leather case. Finder please have at Kanson office. J30 WILL PARTY who took wrong hats at Sigma Kappa house, Friday, coll Graham at 1877. F6 FOR RENT—Good rooms for boys Modern, $18.00 per mon. 1321 N.H. Phone 1325. FOR RENT—Double room for boys, modern, one block from campus, no hill to climb. 1228 Ls. GOOD ROOMS for girls, modern, close to Hill, 1145 Ind. St., phones 1002. F7 ONE ROOM to rent to boys. Room is well lighted and heated, modern in every way. Call 2308 Red. F6 ROOMMATE WANTED—Come on you boy who likes good eats. No other roomers. Call 1913. ROOMS FOR GIRLS—Strictly modern, rent reasonably. Call 1788 Blue, 940 Miss. NOTICE—Mrs. B. E. Loomas has moved her Kadok Studio from 1021 Mass St., to the Bowersock Theatre of 70th St. Phone 2101 F1 FOR RENT—Two double rooms for boys. Comfortable, close to campus. Mrs. R. K. Moody, 1345 Tenn. Phone 990. Graduate students will enroll for the second semester in the graduate office, room 201 Center Ad, on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday, Feb. 4, 5, or 6. All students expecting to receive an advanced degree in June should apply on one of these dates for approval of their candidacy. Official Daily University Bulletin Vol. III Wednesday, January 23, 1924 No. 93 Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a. m. APARTMENT for rent at the Oread. Call 1418. One block from campus. FOR RENT - For girls for second semester, block from campus, no hill. Board if desired. Phone 1303, 1245 La. FOR RENT—Desirable rooms for girls at reduced prices at 1200 Tenn. FOR RENT—Good rooms for girls, for second semester; 2 blocks from campus. 1329 Ohio. tt FOR RENT—Room and garage, 1645 Mass. St. Phone 1959. F9 FOR RENT—Desirable room for girls at corner of 12th St, and Vermont. Phone 1490. F9 FOUND—Parasol. Call at Journalism Library. F5 FOR RENT—For girls for second semester, block from campus, no E. B. STAUFFER, Dean. DIXON'S ELDORADO "the master drawing pencil" 17 leads—all dealers Business Leadership Read for booklet "Training for Business Leadership." Describe the courses in individual faculties of the Institute and show how men are trained for executive roles. Write EARN the fundamental principles to help you succeed in business problems. You can help improve your experience, the intensity, one-time training or certification. From actual experience the fundamental principles on which you are most skilled. From actual experience the fundamental principles on which you are most skilled. From actual experience the fundamental principles on which you are most skilled. Write for Booklet Babson Institute [The Embodied 311 Washington Ave. Babson Park, (415) 287-3950, Mass.] SANFORD'S FOUNTAIN PEN INK WRIGLEYS hill. Board if desired. Phone 1303. 1245 La. F9 Take it home to the kids. FOR RENT — One short block from campus, warm, newly finished rooms for boys. Reasonable. 1341 Ohio F6 Have a packet in your pocket for an ever-ready treat. A delicious confection and an aid to the teeth, appetite, digestion. FURNISHED for girls or roommate for one girl at 1241 Tenn. Mrs. Chas. Logue. F9 ROOMS for boys across the street from Calverts boarding club. Prices reasonable. 912 Alabama. F9 ONE LARGE front room, hot water heat, a homelike place to live. The boys are satisfied. 1328 Teen. tf FOR RENT—One good room, for boys, modern, two short blocks from University. Price, single $10, double $14. 1316 Ohio. Phone 2125 Blue. F7 LOST—Old fashion gold pin, shape like a rose bud. Reward. Mrs C. F. Nelson. 635 W. 15. P5 --- The management of The Food Shop announces the opening of Broadview Regular dinner served 6 to 7 each Sale of $35 to $50 SUITS $17.75 SALE OF Ober coats $15.75 - $19.75 $26.75 Sale of LADIES' WOOL HOSE Sale of Men's FANCY WOOL SOX Half-Price Half-Price lunchmee, waffle suppers. Parties of 20 or less may be served in private room at The Food Shop. Inn for dinner parties, dances, brid evening — 50c. Call 1467 for reservations—*Aa* But now that the big strain is over don't forget to send us your clothes to be cleaned, pressed or repaired for the week-end parties. Give yourself a treat. New York Cleaners 926 Mass. St. 75 Phone "Novelty, Vigor, Color and Life Without a Dull Moment"—New York Evening World We All Sure Hope You All Didn't Flunk RUTH St. DENIS Sensation of Europe and TED SHAWN AND THE DENISHAWN DANCERS Box Office Sale Opens Tomorrow RUTH ST. DENIS Bowersock Friday Night Only "Nothing Quite As Good Has Ever Been Seen in London Before"—The Tatter Feb.1 SAME BIG COMPANY **PRICES** —Price, list, lt 28 $8.75 —It has 9 rows, lt 28 Halconet —It has 5 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 5 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 5 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 5 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 5 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 5 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 5 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 6 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 6 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 6 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 6 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 6 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 6 rows, lt 45.5 Halconet —It has 5 and production that played for six weeks at the great London Coliseum — Same here as given at the Selwyn Theatre, New York at Chicago, Boston SCENES OF THE ORIENT NAUTCH - EGYPTIAN - JAPANESE AND SPANISH DANCES WONDERFUL DANCE DRAMA The costumes, scenery and lighting effects carried by this remarkable company are the talk of the country. BEAUTIFUL MUSIC Beethoven — Brahms — Schumann — Liszt Chopin — Moszkowski Special Orchestra, Louis Horst, Director TED SHAWN At St. Louis Standing Room All Sold Extra Chairs Put in At Houston, Tex., 4200 people 4000 at Atlanta, Ga. At Ann Arbor, Mich., 4800 At Kansas City House Full Firemen Closed the Doors "For Two Hours They Hold the Big Audience Spellbound"—Baltimore American Management — Daniel Murray, Aram Hall, New York