wol wol of aw wol of the not MONDAY, JANUARY 21, 1924 VOLU A con erican anno professor H Ha Ia of Ao Depn C, M Haut sity aliy Gen. law, hattu Scho Tr. Pran beat six Hea to Re Del Der iest of C the Si ht the of im wt ye or Hi H m A C T Pro G. man clients T A con erican anno professor H Ha Ia of Ao Depn C, M Haut sity aliy Gen. law, hattu Scho Tr. Pran beat six Hea to Re Del Der iest of C the Si ht the of im wt ye or Hi H m A C T Pro G. man clients T UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University p EDITORS EDITOR: InDesign Editor-InChelsea Dennis A. Hirgins Associate Editor Donald A. Wirginshaw Associate Editor Mark W. Jarrell News Editor Alex T. Elson Newspaper Editor Ted Browder Sport Editor Gilbert Smith Night Editor Harry Brown Alumni Editor Editor Frances Ewings Alumni Editor Frances Ewings Hoen Jaka Jason Billings Billingsbury Dilhaye Linnan Brown Linnan Brown Loin Robinet Dorothy Dart James O'Brien Vincent Davis Gregory Barker Ward Kelley Walter Groves Joseph Dart Business Manager...John Montgomery, Jt Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone: K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kinnan aims to picture the daily life of a Kenyan, to go further than merely grabbing the news by standing for the ideals it represents; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be honest; to be serious; to be worried; to all arrive to the best of its ability to learn. MONDAY, JANUARY 21, 1924 "SUSHERS" In the French chamber of deputies are employed several sergeant-at-arms, degenerated into what is termed by the French as "sushers." They go about their work of, maintaining quiet by making more noise than the offender. Speakers are often almost drowned out by their jamboree of gymnastics and voluminous "sushing." We laugh at their aburduity. But in America we have our "sushirs"—members of the senate who imagine it their duty to "sush" the public mind in megaphasic magnitudes, in order that it may hear the political whispering of the senator-from-home. Just now a senate committee is chasing down "propaganda" and have the hounds after Mr. Bok because he has outspoken his right as a mere citizen. He is a propagandist. He is a criminal criterion of world peace. Sussah! Don't mention the League! THIS EDUCATION Science now claims that the universe is a composite of electric waves and vibration. Sounds like more free publicity for the beauty parlor. It is Saturday night at the University. At the Varsity crowds of students are dancing, laughing, trading dances cutting in. In eating places all over town students are waiting table, washing dishes, waiting steaks. At the library crowds of students are poring over books, the rustling of pages and the scratching of pens feebly winking with the monotonous tickling of the clock. In student haunts everywhere little groups are enraged, talking, joking, arguing, about the life surging on about them. In student rooms here and there over the hill, students are reading books never required in classes, writing perhaps pages which will never be handed in, sketching, it may be, or just thinking. And this is student life—education. Different kinds of education the youth of Kansas is receiving—but then, the state of Kansas needs different kinds of citizens. With the demise of the "diploma mill," medical students will once more have to get back to the "long grind." FILIPINO INDEPENDENCE The United States is in the mids of proving herself once more the "queen of inconsistens." Her attitude in the face of Phillipia insistence upon independence could be designated by no other term. Agitation to give the Philippines Islands their independence has been going on for some months. Arguments in favor are numerous and logical. In the first place, we deceive them in assuming the government of the islands unless we allow them to take the reins of government in their own hands now that they can offer ample assurance of competency. At a recent session of the School of Politics at Radfellie College. W. Cameron Forbes, former governor general of the islands and Manuel Roya, speaker of the Philippines house of r presentations, presented the opening views. Mr. Forbes arguments consisted in an attempt to ward off the evil cay. He is willing but assists that the time is not yet come for such a drastic step. He maintains that the Pilipinas are too weak financially, in economic development and in self-defense to be able to handle the situation. Mr. Roxas based his arguments on these same circumstances, strengthened by figures, historical analogy, and "a faith in the conscience of mankind," showing that such was not the case. He also points out the unfairness of judging the Philippines by our present standards. We weren't always at our present status. He thinks, and rightly that a more just comparison could be made on the basis of our strength when we achieved our independence. By denying the Philippines their independence when they seem earnestly to desire it and are so eager to accept the responsibility we are taking steps which might easily lead to our own ultimate destruction. We are denying the principles we have fought repeatedly to uphold. We are violating every precedent established as well as holding in subjection a people who desire the right to govern themselves, which is anti-American in spirit, principle, and practice. We lost our opportunity to morally lead this hemisphere by repudiating the Monroe Doctrine in the matter of violating the republic of Panama. We lost a chance to lead the world by repudiating post-war leadership. Unless we mark carefully our present course with due consideration for justice and honor in our future dealings with our dependencies we shall lose even the right to demand recognition by other nations as a free and independent democracy. Statistics show that the currency in the U. S. amounts to $43 per capita. Annual taxes amount to $68 per capita, and that's why students write snow checks. THE SAFETY VALVE The Safety Valve is a column de- signed to ensure the safety of facili- ties members, and any one con- tractor who uses the Kaanan does not assume responsibility. The safety valve must be attached to all com- munications must be attached to oi- gance-fitting in-place of oi- gance-attached to oi-ge- Address, the Safety Valve, Care Uni- direction, THE WRONG IMPRESSION In the issue of your paper of Sunday, January 20, 1924, appeared an article entitled "GTM CREDIT NOT ONLY REWARD FOR DRILLING" drilled embedded "G.K. CREEDY NOILY REWARD FOR DRILLING." The intention of the writer of the article, undoubtedly, was to outline, simply, the benefits to be derived by learning the course offered on campus. Teaching Corps course at this school. It is noted however, that the writer of the article is of the same opinion, concerning the work of the R. O. T. C. that prevails among the majority of the members of the faculty and student body here. It it the general impression that the work of the R. O. T. C unit consists of more or less of a few calla hcnetics and occasional Inventary Drills. Very few, outside of those connected with the unit, know that; The Reserve Officers' Training Corps course consists of the following subjects--military law, military history, motor transportation, sketching, map reading, map making and reproduction, bridge building, topography, const artillery material, gunnery, principles and tactics of fire, orientational training, construction, demolition, field fortification, general construction, roads and railroads, rifle firing, minor tactics, surveying, etc. The Government provides $200,000 worth of equipment for the instruction of enrolled students consisting of—an eight-inch Howitzer, a 155mm G. P. F. Gun, an anti-aircraft Gun, fire control apparatus, photographic demolition and map reproduction equipment, surveying instruments, sand tables, pitting, reflection and excavation devices, equipment of the soldier, range finding instruments, rifles, pistols, a machine gun, an automatic rifle, sketching tables, and other articles too numerous to mention here. Indoor and outdoor rifle ranges are maintained for the instruction of students in rifle firing—with ammunition furnished by the government. Students pursuing the course are not required to purchase text books for the course; instead, a phase of our work performed in "publie" it is to be observed that the Reserve Officers' Training Corps, of the University of Kansas, not only does other things beside "drilling", but also trains students in items connected with the work of modeling students into efficient reserve officers. A. P. D'ambra. Official Daily University Bulletin There will be an all-University convocation at 10 o'clock Tuesday, Jan. 22. Dr. Charles M. Thompson, Dean of the College of Commerce and Business Administration of the University of Illinois, will speak on the subject of "The College Man and His Job." Copy received at the Cincinnati's office until 11:50 a.m. Vol. III Monday, January 21, 1994 No. 31 Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. CONVOCATION: GRADUATE SCHOOL Administrative Committee: There will be a meeting of the Administrative Committee of the Graduate School at 4:00 p.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 23, in room 201 Central Administration. There will be a meeting of the faculty of the School of Engineering in the office of the Dean, at 4 p. m. Tuesday, Jan. 22. E. H. LINDLEY Plain Tales From The Hill A meeting of the Science Bulletin Committee in ed. P. Fling Jan, 25, at 3:30 in 202 Museum. E. B. STOUFFER. Dear Now is the time to begin telling your friends that you expect to go home and work next semester. It will be newer than it will after the exams. Once upon a time there was a young man named Charles Sayler, and this young man was scheduled to take a French exam the next morning. Now it seems that this same Charles Sayler being a very nice person would sit on till we small hours of the morning preparing for the quiz. A gun fight over some whiskey resulted in three deaths, achieving what the Liquor would have done as quickly and much more quietly. On Other UILs Another definition for Mah Jong: Dominoes with a college education. What's yours? "How was it?" "Hot, of course." "Did you go to 'Flaming Youth'?" "Yeah." "How was it?" S. J. HUNTER, Chairman of Committee. James M. Beck, solicitor general of the United States, noted auth0 and attorney, will be the principals in the case against Mr. Obama. Ohio State's annual University Day Today's Redtime Story Learn to Dance "Danish King Pulls Queen From Hole in Ice"—Headline, Oh, well; she has probably pulled him out of bad hole more than once. P. F. WALKER, Dean When it should have been "nose"- The kind that is used in smollin'. Have you heard this one yet? Englishman: "You American peak English so queerly." Englishman: "Yes. You say 'Where am I at,' while we say 'Where is my at?' There was a young lady named Heler Who was very proficient in spellin' She never wrote "knows" At any rate, that's the way Charles tells it, and we hope that his French prof. "tunes in" on this story —and believes it. When our young hero finally retired for what was left of his forty winks, he set his tryst alarm clock to awaken him early in the morning, and he slept longer than trusty. At any rate, the alarm failed to function and the young man slept soundly until the middle of the morning, missing the one and only examination for which he was so far scarred. Can you beat that for luck? Thirty-four members of the faculty at the University of Missouri, including two deans, have enrolled in a gym class. proud English queerly American: "Zasso?" The University of Missouri student council appointed a commission of six members to try all violations of sex will be brought to the same court. The registration period at the University of Nebraska was from Jan. 7 to Jan. 12. The students have five days to see their advisers and register for second semester. An extra fee was charged all students. Social Classical Waltz Barefoot Fox Trot Character Tango Baller Then listen to what Ann Pennington of the Ziegfeld's Follies says about being able to judge a man's character by his acting. The dancing is expressive of his personality," she said. DeWatteville - Fisher School of Dancing Phones: 2762; Res. 2762K2 (Continued tomorrow) who did not see their advisers by Jan. 12. The new uniform voucher check system to be used by student organizations of the University of Missouri in paying out money, went into effect Jan. 1. According to the plan, which was originated by the committee on student finance, the university will use these uniform checks in disbursing funds of their organizations. The Cosmopolitan Club of the University of Minnesota staged a Cosmopolitan Revie Jan. 11. Russian dances, modern song and musical pantonites were features of the production. The annual Band Bounces given by the varsity band of the University of Michigan on Jan. 11, was "sweepstakes" featuring acts were features of the affair. McGraw University has entered the hockey season on the ice with strong prospects for a victorious season. Henry J. Allen, ex-governor of Kansas, will attend the annual Republican presidential convention of Northwestern University. The University of Oregon has organized two faculty basket' all teams. One is made up of the physical education instructors, and the other comprises regular faculty members. The third division, third battalion, sixth regiment of the United States Naval Reserve force was formed in 8, at the University of Michigan. Students of Ohio State University are forbidden, by a recent ruling, to drive their cars to and from classes on the campus. The cars must be brought where once and left there until the owner is ready to leave the campus. The Daily Student, official organ of the University of Indiana, boasts of having the finest typesetting machine in the state. One hundred candidates reported for a try-out on places on the Yale fencing squad. In a recent straw ballot among the men at Coe College, it was unanimously agreed that the women students were not too bashful to take advantage of leap year and propose. A shortage of catchers is being experienced by the coach of the Illinois freshman team. Nine pitchers have appeared for a try-out but no receivers have shown up around baseball headquarters. The University of Arizona claims the intercollegiate polo championship by defeating all comers at a meet held in San Antonio. Dr. Karl T. Waugh, dean of the college at Northwestern, declares that forty-eight hours of sleep are all that a student needs a week. He Damon— "Hey, there! Aren't you a friend of mine?" "I certainly am. I'd do anything in the world for you. Yes, anything!" Damon- "All right—prove it! Give me back that Eldorado pencil you borrowed last night." DIXON'S ELDORADO "the master drawing pencil" 17 leads—all dealers After Every Meal A universal custom that benefits everybody. Aids digestion, cleanses the teeth, soothes the throat. WRIGLEYS also allows four hours a day for recreation and play, and thinks that four hours a day of outside preparation enough for the average student. Cadets in the C. O. T. C. or McGill University at Montreal are to be issued fur hats for drill. The only likely likens them to the Eskimos. Get Extra Credits at Home- The University of Chicago The University of Chicago 95 ELLIH HALL CHICAGO, ILLINOIS More than 450 courses in History, English, Mathematics, Univ ersity Zoology, Modern Languages, Economics, Philosophy, Sociology, etc. are given by **correspondence**. Learn how the credit they yield may be used. Call Catalog describing courses fully furnished on request. Write today. 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They know exactly what they want, how much they want to pay, and just where they will find the right goods at the right prices. To them shopping is a pleasure. These modern shoppers read the Kansan advertisements carefully and regularly. They find that the advertisements save them steps, bother, trouble and time. Let The Daily Kansan advertisements guide you. That's their job.