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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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The Daily Korean aims to picture the undergraduate of the University of Kobe in another location, a town in the news by student by student (or the ideal students); to be clean; to be cheerful; to be able to work with others; to be more aware of more serious problems to school hands; to be more responsible and ability to the students of the University.
Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones: K. U. 25 and 66
MONDAY, JANUARY 14. 1924
A bandit suggests a general clean-up in Kansas City. The big brute what does he want? His brothers got $45,000 out of Main street this last week.
IT'S A KANSAS GAME
IT'S A RANGING TITLE
It's a long, long dribble to the Valley title, but the Jayhawks emerged from behind the Hillaryd's pre-season two points to send the Drake back to Des Moines, feeling like the Bok prize, a good bit of propaganda to start an argument.
And the Valley argument has been started and dramatized with Kansas on the aggressive affirmative, not even chipping for a chance of rebutal. The Kansas sent Drake to the ropes in round one, and they don't expect to employ H. C. Wilmer or Heywood Brow to write their battles. The Jayhawkers are going to scribe and repeat their own Valley history, done in shorthand on the win columns of the summary.
And from "Phog" Allen down to the fellow whose only daily exercise is the dropping of a coin in penny scales, Kansas is ready to shove.
And the public is wondering how it will bear up under leap year, Mahl Jongeh, and election jokes* all in 1924.
WE READ AND SIT BACK
An entire family of six was killed on a grade crossing in Indiana Sunday. They had stopped, looked and listened. The public pays an amusement tax. No senator has even briefed a case against the grade crossing.
HERO-WORSHIP
Scientists are trying to discover a toxin for the prevention of fatigue. Ziegfield accomplished that years ago.
"Pirpo will remember me as the man who knocked him down nine times and knocked him out," said Jack Dempsey recently in one of a series of newspaper articles in which the heavy-weight champion is telling his thousands of admirers again just how he won his fight with the "Wild Bull." A very worthy accomplishment, Mr. Dempsey, but perhaps a number of ex-service men will also remember you as the man whose wartime activities took the form of alibies and excuses.
Not that Mr. Dempsey is opposed to fighting. On the contrary, he willingly allowed himself to be photographed with groups of soldiers during the war, so that the pictures might be exhibited on enlistment posters. But he was not willing to fight where there might be greater edds and where the "pursue" was only thirty dollars a month.
Just what does it take to make a national idol?
A friend says he can imagine something worse than having just one phonogram record, and it about the banana cart. He'd hate to be a lighthouse keeper and be able to play only the bass viol.
It is high time for someone to make a joke about the joke about "Yes, We Have No Bananas."
Never speak of good times in the past tense. It is the sign of embarrassing old age or anti-prohibition.
PREACHING SAFETY FIRST
The Safety First campaign against motor car accidents closed in September, and in the following October a greater number of fatalities than before were reported. In this same month one person died from motor car accident to every five who died from all forms of tuberculosis. Probably the casualties could be cut down by passing more stringent laws licensing car drivers. A higher are limit could be set, and, as a means of protection to all, it might be well to require physical examinations and nerve tests of all drivers. One whose nerves collapse in face of peril surely should not preside at a steering wheel. Does it do any good to campaign against an evil? Do people heed warnings given them? Usually they do not, but instead, pass them on to the next person, with the attitude that no harm will "come nigh their dwelling." It is always the other fellow who is apt to get bumped off the track when he speeds in front of a fast moving train. Always it is the other person who has collisions when he turns dangerous corners without knocking.
And our speaking acquaintance, the fellow who tried to go to class during the holidays, ought to get together with the C. O. T. V. (Consciences Objector to Vacations), the professor who assigned a quiz on the first Monday.
If everyone who drives a car would make a personal application of every story of a motor car accident he reads in the newspapers, many lives might be saved. But an accident is a disagreeable thing, so most of us pass it on to the next fellow.
The fellow who wore out three pair of dance fetters to one eye shade reports to his home town that the only letter he received at the University was a notice from the dean.
Plato says "the essence of temperance is restraint." Poor old Greek, if he had lived long enough to have emigrated, he might have added, "or bootlegging."
"This is where I slip on the grade," said the young kid who was mounting Mt. Oread as she fell on the ice steps and sprawled with a handful of back assignments.
That friend of ours says his girl wears a turban because she has water on the brain.
Senator Wadsonworth of New York, in commenting on the Bok peace award, said, "I have not read it, which probably indicates my interest in it." Which probably indicates a more general reason why we of Kansas don't hear more of Wadsonworth. But Kansans don't vote in New York.
Fifteen students are barred from attending any university dance at the University of Illinois for entering the Junior From illegally. They will be caused to stay away from all dances for a year.
A Boston merchant is now offering a $50,000 "peace" prize similar to Bob's. This thing of offering peace prizes seems even better than investing in street car cards or billboard space.
It is reported that a Christmas card took twenty-three years to reach its destination, through the mails. Why can't we have difficulties like that with our Christmas bills?
Less Ruhr and more rural activity; might decrease the number of starving Germans.
Over 100 freshmen are out for place on the Ohio State fresh leaf ball team. Eleven of the fresh wrestlers have their respective high school teams.
The opening date for beginning baseball practice at Minnesota has been set back two weeks in order that the players may get a flying start at their studies at the opening of the second semester.
On Other Hills
Only eight women attended Northwestern University a few days ago
A meeting for major and graduate students in the department of English will be held on Monday afternoon, Jan. 14, at 4:30; in room 206 Fraser hall. Prof. R. D. O'Leary will speak on "Some Considerations Pertaining to Literary Criticism."
Official Daily University Bulletin
Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:50 a.m.
Vol. III, Monday, January 14, 1924 No 85
MARGARET LYNN, Chairman of the Committee.
Mr. E, L. Copenland, treasurer of the Santa Fe Railway Company, will address the students and faculty members of the department of Economics and Commerce, at 3:30 Tuesday afternoon, Jan. 15, in room 202 West Administration Building.
ARTHUR J. BOYNTON.
1109 Mass.
The Bacteriology Club announces their regular weekly luncheon for Wednesday at 12:30, in room 307 Snow hall.
IRREGULAR PAY-ROLL:
All time for the irregular pay-roll should be turned in to the Business office by the evening of Jan. 15. KARL KLOOZ, Bus. Mgr.
who did not have on the old time gold. Stores. reported enormous sales for two days in the fashionable outwear of another day.
Rice claims another when she tells of having the world's only collegiate baseball captain with only one whole leg. Palmer "Peg" Mcton captured
Freshmen must live at the chapter house of a fraternity to which they are pledged for at least one semester before initiation, according to a ruling recently made at the University of Indiana.
Phone 442
According to the Columbia Mjssourian the first attempts to solve the mysteries of weather date back to 1645 when Grand Duke Ferdinand XII of Tuscany organized a corps of meteorological observers.
the Rice baseball team with the lower part of his right leg made of wood. He was regarded as one of the best pitchers in the Southwest, an excellent batter and did credible base running and fielding. He lost his leg in a railroad accident when a child.
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The Rota Society held election of officers at a meeting held last night in Fraser rest room. Susie Monroe Algerian secretary-treasurer. Engenia Algerian secretary-treasurer.
1924 Jayhawker
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Deadline on all Individual Pictures for all class sections, Jan. 25.
All Fraternity and Organization Glasses are now due. If your glass is not in by Jan. 25, deposition must be made for space.
--where Society Brand Clothes are sold
Bowersock Theatre, Lawrence, Tuesday, January 22
Office in Room 3, Center Adm.
Phone K. U. 32.
San Francisco Critics Said:
San Francisco secretes rank with Irving and Manila-
ian Gunnar. Oral characterization in faults — CHRONICLE.
CUSTOMIZATION in faults — CHRONICLE.
Oral characterization and voice of this number of at-
tle — CALLS & LETTERS.
PRICES: $1.00 to $3.00. No seats laid aside; no phone reservations.
Los Angeles
Critics Said:
"We created the law, we created the bill, and we convirtingly are contributing to the success of our nation," one of America's greatest jurists said in an announcement over "courtroom" news. "Give Bay a chance to win this court." "The judges don't hold it," ENAMINEK,
great lawyer, public attorney, counselor, welcome us," HERALD
"Paid tribute to the lawyers who helped grow the Glenview Police Department." "No lover of the theaters should miss The Climax."
"EXPRESS,"
Attendant: "Where to this trip. Bill?"
Driver: "Got a rush call to Ober's. A fellow got his leg broken in the rush for bargains. They're having a GIGANTIC UNLOADING SALE down there and everything in the store is reduced. It's the biggest thing that ever happened in Lawrence!
The March of the Past
The athletes of K. U. parade before you once more in the files of the K. U. Almanac. Nine hundred and eight "K" men will parade in the mental ranks in review. Cheers have died years ago for the heroes of the past, but you will live again with the athletes of another day.
The Kansan Almanac
Loyalty is a tradition that lives forever at K. U.
Insure yourself of knowledge of K. U. men and women activities today.