THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN U N I V E R S I T Y D A M T R I N G U L E Official student paper of the University of UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN EDITORS Official student paper of the University of Kansas. Editor-in-Chief Editor...Donald Higgins News Editor... Campus Editor...Rosa Downwain Editor...Harry Morrow Sport Editor... Print Plans Editor... Panl Harrison Exchange Editor Water Graves... Gilbert Smith... Mary Wheatley... John Hobstetter Virginia Grown... Linna Brown in Hill Lloyd Hamilton Katherine Studer* Katherine Studer* BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ... Technology Manager J. Dennis Bouguel ... Circulation Manager Add all communications to: THE RESEARCH BASE, BASSETT LAWRENCE, KAWANO PARK 437-825-66 The Daily Kaman aims to picture the daily life of Kanman as he goes on further and more println the news by standing for the views of Kanman to go further; to be friendly; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be brave; to be careful; to have more serious problems to utter Hands; in all to serve to the help of its ability to monitor and solve them. SCHOOL FOR SPEEDERS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8.1923 Judging from front page items, if Biblical writers had been Kansas City men they might have written, "...and it came to Paseo, where the stranger fell among thieves, and before he could regain his hold on the car strap, they had his watch, company pay roll and church offering..." It sounds non-essential $ ^{1} $ but Judge Roberts of the police $ c $ in Kansas City, Kansas, acted creditably when he established $ n $ school for car drivers last week. All traffic violators will be com- melled to attend the school which will be held once a week. Each offender will be given a copy of traffic rules to study before his oral examination. The amount of fine imposed will depend on how well he has learned the rules. If this plan instituted by Judge Roberts proves effective and lessens motor accidents, it might be well for the state to consider a similar examination for licensing drivers. That chronic freshman has forgotten all "blue" melodias since Dad sent him that life-time pen to indorse checks. 20 CALL OF YE FOWLING-PIECE Since his most primitive existence, man has been endowed with the instinct of hunting, and civilization, instead of doing away with it altogether, has served only to refine it into the king of sports. Four score and seven years before Lincoln made his memorable address, the forefathers of our fair country declared open season on the redcoats and chased them and thither with their squirrel rifles until the species had been driven from their colonies. But long, long before that, even the entire congressional district around Plymouth Rock had resounded with the booming of blunderbuses, as our pilgrim forebears procured their turkies wherewith to return thanks. Granddad and even Dad many times have boasted of how they used to bring down the ducks in veritable showers on the Verdigris, and never did they sneak along old Willow Creek a single time in their lives without bringing home a dozen or two squirrels. So, when we began to pack our things to come to K. U. and Dad told us we'd better take the old shotgun along, we required no second urging. Now, when the nights are filled with phantom calls from countless wild fowl hurrying southward, and the early morning air is poignant with the taint of frost, small wonder that we take the old shotgun and head for the river, where reigns the most ancient of sports. The Jayhawk is not planning to let George do it in the Washington skirmish this week-end. THE POOR GRIND The poor "grind." We pity him, because he denies himself many things that we think are essential to happiness. We think him narrow in perspective and dull as he sits at his books hour after hour poring over the pages with what we consider a manta for books. Were it possible for us to look into the motives that prompt him, and could we understand the force that impels him, we might change our attitude. Could we see ourselves as he sees us it might be self-pity or self-depreciation that would characterize our new-found point of view. There are grinds not only in colleges and universities, but in all fields of activity. Many of our most valuable discoveries and inventions were made by men whose habits did not differ essentially from those of the college grind. They were devoted to their work oblivious to all other considerations. We call them geniuses, but the fact that for them work was so engrossing that they sacrificed pleasures and often wealth in their devotion to it, gives them membership in the Society of the Grinds. We are all acquainted with the stories that are told of our great American wizard, Thomas A. Edison. It is commonly known that he limits his sleep to six hours in order to devote more time to his work. Similar to him in this respect are many other great inventors. And upon the discoveries they made the great industries of the world are based. The capital employed in industries based on Edison's inventions alone runs into the billions. It seems that the despised grind in science and industry and everywhere builds the groundwork of industry and scientific progress—of civilization at large, and we normal people must content ourselves with using the tools that others had the ingenuity to originate. The bear of Czarist Russia has, under new regime, become the bug ear of Europe and America. TUDENT BANK ACCOUNTS The Lawrence banks have tried, pparently in vain, to evolve some scheme whereby students will not verdraw their accounts. While it is well to be systematic about one's finances the banks feel inclined to raise a protest, and justly when certain of their student clients overdraw their account regularly, even at the same date each month. That's a system, but, there is a better one, based on the principle of keeping stubs systematically. Most overdrawn accounts are the result of carelessness rather than deliberate intent. Three-fourths of the offenders are women, which would seem to denote that they are incapable of managing their business affairs. Perhaps women lack merely the practice and the preliminary training. The average boy has a bank account from the time he is old enough to carry papers. He learns what it is to earn money, as well as how much money will buy. His sense of values is developed and when he comes to school he has some realization of how far allowances will go. It is injustice to women to ensure them severely for mismanaging their bank account. Yet, it is too bad that the banks must suffer for the faults of parents in not teaching daughter the value of money. Old Jupiter Pluvius may drench the playing field before or during each game, but he cannot dampen the old "Kansas fight." State Comment For more than ten years L. N. Flint, chairman of the department of journalism at the state university, wrote that students of which Kansas editors would have reason always to be proud. Working often against seemingly insurmountable handicaps, he has succeeded in convincing staff and staff of instructors. With little or nothing in the way of enrolments from the state, he has constructed a remarkable plant and fitted out one of the best exhibits in the entire country. From the K, C. Kansan: Now the old journalism building, inadequate as it has been, is destined to go. Plans for the new library make it necessary to condemn the quaint old structure which has turned out more than 300 successful newspaper men and women, many of them in Kansas today. Some provision will have to be made, that is true. But just what that provision will be is a matter of conjecture. In all probability it will be temporary and inadequate, at least for the present, unless help can come Official Daily University Bulletin The Calendar for 1923-24, adopted by the University Senate, November 5th, 1923, is as follows: Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. III. Thursday, November 8, 1923 No. 46 1923, is as follows: First Semester. September 17, Monday, Registration. September 18, 19, Tuesday, Wednesday, Enrollment. November 28, 12:20 p. m., Wednesday, to Dec 1, inclusive, Thanksgiving vacation. (2½ days out). December 22, 12:20, Saturday, to Sunday, Jan. 5, inclusive, Christmas vocation. (10 days out). January 25 to 30, Friday, Saturday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, examinations. January 31 to February 4 inclusive, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sun- day, Monday; intermission. Second Semester February 5, 6; Tuesday, Wednesday, enrollment. February 22, Washington's Birthday. (1 day out). April 18 to 21, Friday to Monday inclusive, Easter vacation. (2 days out) May 30, Friday, Memorial Day. (1 day out). May 31 to June 5, Saturday, Monday, Tussey, Wednesday, Thursday inclusive; examinations. June 6 to 9, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, intermission. June 10, Tuesday, Commencement. There will be a meeting of the administrative committee of the Summer Session Monday afternoon at 4:30, November 12th, in the office of the Director, 118 Fraser. E. H. LINDLEY from some other source. It was suggested at the recent meeting of the Kansas State Editorial association that the editors themselves were working on this suggestion is all the more significant in that it came rather spontaneously from some of the delegates themselves, having received no impulse from Professor Flint or any other member of the faculty of the depart- W. H. JOHNSON Suppose the editors of the state did decide to get behind such an enterprise? An appropriate building would furnish the nucleus for an exhibit that would be of inestimable value to every editor of the state. FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES Further, the building itself would serve as a permanent headquarters for the state conferences and banquets. All this in addition to the fact that it would be worth while to put the department at our university ahead of any other institution in another incentive. Every year the department is turning out trained newspaper people in every branch of the business, most of whom will find their work on Kansas newspapers. What could be a more suitable environment for service than the creation of a plant which would be adequate for the ever growing needs of an ever growing university? Topnotch That means the very best in value and quality for here are shoes that might well be taken as the standard of comparison. Let us do your shoe repairing OTTO FISCHER O. L. NEWBY, Mgr. Two More Days Left to get a 50c tube of Squibb's tooth paste with a dollar purchase of Squibb's family products. RANKIN'S DRUG STORE Savings on High Class Dresses, Coats, Suits for Friday and Saturday The List follows—— 8 Handsome tailored suits—Trimmed in Beaver, Gray Squirrel, Mink-Dyed and Viatka Squirrel. Sizes 16 to 40. 5 Suits were $75.00 and $85.00 at $49.75 2 Suits were $95.00 at $57.50 1 Suit was $125.00 at $62.50 Smart Wool Dresses—Including Poiret Twill in Navy or Brown, Checked Velours in Tan, Brown and Black at $19.75. Sport sweaters of Brushed Wool $10 values at $7.50. Jacquettes of Chinchilla, Fur trimmed, Crepelined, Gray, Brown or Beige, these are $25.00 and $27.50 values at $19.75 Sport Coats.—Several broken lines of smartly styled coats of soft wool coatings, Plaids, Stripes or Plain. Tans, Brown's Grays at $23.75. BULLENE'S Claire Gowns Evening and afternoon gowns of the above make have just arrived. You'll agree they are the handestm ever. The prices on our entire evening line are very attractive now. WEAVER'S LAST CALL When the dining car porter bellows this message thruout the string of Pullmans, it means that unless you get a wiggle on, you will have to be satisfied with a dry cheese sandwich at the next stop. Our "last call" has much the same significance. If you don't snap out of it and get hooked up for the Soph Hop tomorrow night there will be nothing left to do but pass away the time at the "pichur show" for only 250 tickets will be sold for the Hop and most of them have already been snapped up. MENU—Shofstall's Ten (always piping hot)—Two Grand Pianos (something different) —Eu banks, Chuck's novelty entainer, (you'll get a "kick" out of him) —One o'clock party (another whole hour with your girl). We're trying to dish you up something that is satisfyingly different. SOPH HOP FRIDAY NITE $2 Jayhawk Posters