THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Editor-in-chief ... De Vaughn Francis
Associate Editor ... Robert Ackman
Henry Hawley
News Editor ... Charles Sayer
Sport Editor ... Harry Morrow
Sport Editor ... Harry Morrow
Mess Editor ... Mike Lowe
Plain Tales Editor ... Louis Rohnstem
Allegro Editor ... Paul Hurle
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The Daily Kanawa aims to picture the life of a young Kamau in the early Kauai; to go further than merely creating the news by standing for the ideals of democracy; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be curious; to have more serious problems to solve; in all to serve to the best of its ability the Kamau.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1923
The best thing about this broadcasting of speeches by radio is that you do not have to watch the speaker wet his whistle with the ever-present glass of water.
Today and tomorrow are gala days for K. U.
WELCOME, O VISITOR!
Dad is on the campus.
The State Editorial Conference is "festeting" and swapping stories which are peculiar to Kansas news-paperdom.
and the Aggies from Aggieville are in war-paint, intent upon doing a little tomahawking on Stadium field.
To the University's guests the Kansan bids welcome. Declining to display excusable conceit, the Kansan would modestly call attention to the fact that the said visitors are treading upon hallowed ground, conceived and dedicated to the proposition that even the dumbest of the dumb are entitled to the chance of acquiring knowledge.
On your right, O Visitor, you will see the turbulent Burak, on your left the muddy Wawakaura. It is said that Quantrill, a Sir Frances Drake of the "bounding" prairies, once attacked the fair metropolis of Lawrence. But that's as traditionally uncertain as the claim of the Aggrie that they beat us in football "once upon a time." (Another radio bedtime story.)
Directly before you, O Visitor and Guest, you will note the patient abode of Kansas' embryonic lawyers and in the haze on the far horizon you can discern the structure which houses the wielders of slide-rule and T-square. Other displays include the man who has been a freshman for eight years and the municipals showers to the east of the new healing plant. Admission free.
The Kannon—staff, board, cennsion faculty, "back office" force, and Lizzie, the feline mascot—wishes you well, O. Visitor. May your stay be enjoyable and your memories of it be filled with tender longings.
And—again declining to display excusable concern—the Kansas urges you to tell the "folks back home" about Kansas' First and Greatest Educational Institution.
There ought to be a law requiring all those who own "loud" overcoats to wear muffiers with them.
Certain members of the Oklahoma legislature yesterday engaged in a brawl during the daily session.
THE GREAT EXAMPLE
Legislators, theoretically, are no only representatives of the people they are leaders.
They hold the candle by which the feet of the masses are guided toward more perfect government.
By their sterling example) the citizenry of the nation's great most moralists are taught the rudiment of sociology, the science of living with one's fellow men in perfect harmony.
That is, theoretically.
Last spring's low-cuts are fashionable this fall.
THERE IS BUT ONE
THERE IS BUT ONE
To grasp and hold the heart of the listener, to interpret difficult compositions in a manner which will interest the layman, and to retain an audience in almost absolute quiet for a period of two hours, is the unusual accomplishment of the Italian master organist, who honored Lawrence with his first presentation of his all-American concert.
So exquisite was the harmony, so fascinating the technique, that to many listeners the slight dripping of rain from the caves sounded harsh in comparison.
Probably never before have the people of Lawrence had an opportunity to hear such a master on the pipe organ. From tiny squirrels running nimble about among the branches, down into the deep grottoes of the ocean, he carried them, breathless, silent, eager to see if the next moment could possibly bring anything more beautiful than the last—and found it could.
He plays from the heart and other hearts respond.
The master organist smilingly gave encore after encore, and finally went firmly down the steps. Never to return? No, he came back for just one more selection.
In the minds of many today, there is but one Pietro Alessandro Yon.
Maybe "he who laughs last" just didn't see the joke the first time.
THE WHY OF THE "Y"
Approximately half of the total amount the University Y. M. C. A. set as its goal in the campaign for funds has been pledged by men students on the Hill, according to the secretary, E. B. Shultz. Solicitors, give freely both of their time and money, are still working to go "over the top."
In reality, the "Ys" campaign on the campus is not a financial campaign. It is an appeal to the men for co-operation in this matter of fostering Christian leadership and of promoting the welding of the spiritual and work-a-day lives of the student.
The words of Mr. Shultz at a recent meeting of his staff of workers can well be repeated: "The primary purpose of the association is to present to the students the ideals of true Christian life; to awaken the student consciousness to the needs of the present day; and to give to the students a reasonable and practical religion. Furthermore, it is our aim to create a greater Christian spirit on the campus and to secure a closer co-operation between the various denominations of our churches."
The "Y" is extending to every man on the K. U. campus the opportunity of contributing to the greatest cause man ever championed—the instilling of Christian principles in the hearts of the nation's future leaders.
Be one of those to answer the call f service to your fellow man.
Cloudy days are apt to make onenotal dental dreary, but a moonight night is liable to make 11-egray.
Little, if any, "scalping" by students, in the sale of tickets for the football games on Stadium field, has been reported.
DEGRADING THE GAME
Reporting cases of "scalping" by outsiders to the proper authorities resolves itself into a duty for the University student. If he would see the Crimson and Blue kept free from the taint of commercialism, would see his team battle for the honor of Kannas rather than for the exchange of silver after the game, it is incumbent upon him to aid in the abolition from college athletics of the "scalper."
it is the person in the scene category as the professional better—he who inadvertently kills the spirit of good sportsmanship and fair play by commercializing intercollegiate athletic contests—who buys up blocks of tickets by hook or crook and profits by reselling them at exorbitant prices just before the game is called.
A Star headline reads, "Flight it Hamburg Suburbs." Wonder if this fighting is in the bun—or do they serve theirs in rye breed?
Last summer the Lawrence chamber of commerce sent a delegation to the Eastern states to advertise the University of Kansas. That was commendable.
HONEST ADVERTISING
But the surest and the safest adverising that the University enjoys is that of its alumni and students. Every graduates who goes forth, imbied with the Kansas spirit, living up to the ideals of his Alma Mater, is himself a boost for the University. "The same thing is true of the under-
The cost of living in France is increasing daily. Probably that accounts for the scanty French attire seen in the movies.
The same thing is true of the under graduate.
That kind of advertising is not limited to the East, or to the West, or to the North, or to the South. It covers the world.
Every year the Lawrence photographers experience a rush of business at mid-year and the editor of the Jayhawker is swamped with last-minute glaces as the Hill suddenly awakens to the fact that the annual is about to go to press again.
"TOMORROW" NEVER COMES
Rising is hoping that the student will shake off the throes of Morphus this year before the snow begins to fly and exhibit real co-operation in the assembling of the reminisite individual glasses.
He is hoping and urging. Beyona that, he can do nothing but listen to the squeak of his swivel chair and wait for results.
The Jayhawk constitutes more than a mere student activity. The book is an expression of the spirit, of the life, of the University. It is more than a container for pictures of seniors-with-sheepskins and of Greeks-in-starched-fronts. It embodies K. U. itself in all its varied aspects.
You own your bit of co-operation to the Jayhawk staff, which, incidentally, gets only its name set in right-point as a reward for months of labor. Anything that you can do to facilitate the production of a "Greater Yearbook for a Greater University" is a distinct boost for K. U.
"Tomorrow" never comes. Do it now!
Red tape can usually be broken if one has a strong enough pull.
Every year the University library loses a great many valuable volumes, some of which are irreplaceable. And every fall a portion of the library funds must be utilized in filling gap empty places on the shelves, caused by the carelessness of students during the previous year. But the money expended for this is sadly needed to purchase new and much desired books for the stacks.
PETTY THIEVERY
Students are honest. But some of them have little regard for state property, if one may judge from the number of volumes which are annually checked out and are never returned, or are simply taken out without being checked.
Books are placed in the library for the use of everyone. But "everyone" means some four thousand persons. The rights of others must be observed.
Campus Opinion
Sniffles
Sneeze, sniffle, cough, in every classroom. Why? Just ask the girls. "Those perfectly awful hairy drums in the gym," they will answer. "They make me feel just as cold as the air outside. Ever time after I have been in swimming, my hair stays wet until I can get home to dry it." And it is the department of physical education, which is situated at waist level on the health of the girls in the University, who are so careless as to permit a thing of this sort. For the girls who take swimming to have colds is serious, but this is a matter which also affects those with whom they associate. K. S.
Plain Tales From The Hill
to the freshmen — "What are these so wild in nature and wild in their attire that look not like inhabitants' of 'the earth and yet are on it?" To the first up at a frat house — "Why do you dress me in borrowed clothes?"
Macbeth on School-fire To all of us—"There are a crew of wretched souls."
Macbeth on School-life
To those late to 8 o'clock classes—
"Was it so late, friend, are you went
to bed that you did lie so late?"
To the student's pocketbook
To the recipient of flunks—"Let us seek out some desolate shade and there weep our sad bosoms empty."
Lots of people get through college like Caesar got to Rome—through Gaul. For example, A couple of K. u men went to McCloulth the other right in a stippled Ford. It was hard for them from one of their neighbors. Needless to say when they returned home the blankets were covered with mud. The boys 'sent them to the cleaners with the owner's name on them. The cleaners delivered them and together under together with the bill of $8.25.
Prof. Smith in Education: "What kind of a teacher does a school board pick?"
Class (in unison): "A good-looking one!"
Sal Walker, who played football for Kansas in the late nineties, came 500 miles to tell this year's team the prayer which he used to offer up before the games between Kansas and Nebraska. It went something like this: "Oh Lord, there's going to be a football game today. We hope that you will be on our side and on your side of Nebraska. But Lord, if you aren't on either side and you're sitting up there in the grandstand looking on, you're going to see a mighty good football game."
The president of the Dorm stuck her head in the door of one of the rooms from whence loud tones were being emitted. "Girls, can't you be sick?" she asked. And there on the other side of the room sat the matron !!!
There's so much originality on this Hill that it's going to seed. Sue Moody has just conceived a plan
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whereby a great number of shekels would be coined and at the same time a service would be rendered to humanity. Next summer she is con templating establishing a home for cats and dogs whose owners have gone on vacations. See Miss Moody for further information.
Student in News I class—"Would a big corner on Wall street be a news story?"
Prof—"I don't know as location has anything to do with a good news story."
K. U. has something that few colleges have—a library that is open all night.
"Why, it's nothing to get zero in quiz," said the flunker.
Mark Twain said: "A lie can travel halfway around the world while truth is getting its clothes on."
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CAPITAL $100,000.00
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
SURPLUS $100,000.00
DIRECTORS
Dick Williams, Cashier
D. C. Asher, Cashier
E. F. Huddleton, Asst. Cash
E. L. Falkenstein, Asst. Cash
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Doser, T. C. Green, J. C. Moore
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The Last Chance For a Good Basket ball Seat
More than Twenty-one hundred holders of these tickets will have first chance at basketball reservations. The moral is clear.
Even for football the rest of the season is as attractive as a full schedule ordinarily is. Kansas Aggies, Drake, Washington and Missouri make a good home schedule for any team.
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