THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN EDITORIAL STAFF Official student paper of the University of InDesign-in-chief De Vaughn Francis Associate Editor Lily Brown Director of News Editor Charlie Sayer News Editor Charlie Sayer Sport Expert Editor Harry Morrow Media Editor Mary Morrow Plain Tabs Editor Lois Robbette Editor-Assist Martha Harrison Editorial Enumberer Paul Harrison BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ___ John Montgomery, Jr. BOARD MEMBERS Carolina Heather Minton Ward Kelber Thomas Emmon Milton Gilbert Smith Dana Borges Hodowaw Dan Host Laura Cowsley Virginia Dunn Subscription price, $4.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.20 for one semester. Fetished an second-class mail matter to Senator Kerry, under the act of March 8, 1977, Kansas, under the act of March 8, 1977, and on Sunday morning to students in New York City, on Saturday, the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kanan was able to picture the Kinderergarten students going to go farther than merely printing the news by standing for them in the audience; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be smart; to have more serious problems to water hands; in order to be able to ably the student of the University. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1923 Some people recognize the "Star Spangled Banner" by seeing others stand up. WEVE DONE IT AGAIN It is with a wonderful feeling of pride and satisfaction that the Hill once again comes out of its political spam and settles down into the even tense of its ways. Much good has been done. Great things have been accomplished. And the Hill's political leaders can well be proud of themselves, of their respective parties, and of the student body—which has sacrificed moldy viny the cheque book, in the cause of a greater University. Consider the handbills. Many were sewn. It is to the distributor of the political hand-bill that the greatest glory is due. His was a path fraught with danger and suffering. Sometimes a freshman gets his hands taken away from him, and then his fraternity brothers get indignant. Things happen which are not recorded in the paper. And those speakers, philanthropically sacrifice their dinners in the cause of establishing an Aristotleian temple upon the green-carpeted Hill. And painting the sidewalks is really commendable. It anmacks so much of the works of the great matesmen who have gone before. The midnight rendezvous—to which members of the opposite party are not invited. Secrecy in working for the good of the whole is always commendable. People never know what is good for them. The fall election is over We've done it again! Even if Jack Walton does win his present battle in Oklahoma, it may be safe to assume that the next governor will not celebrate his inaugural by feeding half the citizens upon wild meat. KANSAS YOUTH This morning was held the funeral of Tommy Johnston, drowned in the Kaw when a boat in which he and two companions were riding upset. Periodically, it seems, the river takes its tail of the student body of the University. And the Hill, pausing for the moment deferentially, weighs not the import of the tragedy. To venture out upon the placid, but swollen and thereby treacherous, surface of the Kaw is to court disaster. Kansas is selfish for her youth. And it is right that she should be, for Kansas youth is noted for accomplishment. Let us guard the welfare of this generation. Apartments are becoming so small that one has to step outside to change one's mind. LET'S GO! A lean cow, camouflaged like a ferocious bull direct from Madrid, has wandered off its grazing range, and it is reported to be headed toward There's a game tomorrow. the nest of the Oread Jayhawk with mean intent. Oklahoma A. and M. is likely to put up a good fight against the Kansas eleven. The team needs your financial and moral support. And, besides, "Ham's" execution of the Daily Dozen is worth the price at the gate. Let's go! At last someone has discovered which are the more intelligent, men or women. Neither. THE TRIUMPHANT PAJAMAS Again the University honors a worthy tradition begin years ago by an over-hilarious game body after their first victorious game on the home field. Again the white clad figures wend their way in that snake, weaving line down Massachusetts street in the glare of the bonfires. And students writing home renew memories of similar nights long ago, and clean night shifts treasured carefully for the occasion. Such traditions keep K. U. alive and revered in the hearts of Kansas people. Judging from the conduct of some people at picture shows and other public places, most of us are inclined to think that Darwin was too complimentary. ON BEING "SMART" Again the University has its fall quota of date-rule breakers; though, in justice to the student-body, it must be said that the number is small. Pretty upperclassmen with stayup on their hair are keeping Lucie Anne and Mary Jane out after the hour when, according to rules, they should be in their rooms eating chocolates and exchanging opinions on the New Professor. Also, awkward freshmen who are not acquainted with the virtues of stay-put. It's all the same ... Infringement of the K. U, date rule amounts to a defiance of authority. More than that, it serves to destroy the morale of the student-body. In terms of athletics, they are “breaking training,” and to be training is to demonstrate the height of disloyalty to one's University. It isn't "smart"—this thing of ignoring Hill conventions. It fails even to smack of originality. Anyone can break a rule, but it takes an honorable student to keep one. If the freshman is ignorant of the law, he is urged to read his "bible" and to read it religiously. And as for the uppermason—if he is possessed of the cosmic urge to do something really naughty and unconventional, let him run over to the City and attend the Gayet, in preference to breaking the date rule. Plain Tales From The Hill Why Is a Car? There are headlights in front of a car but there are frequently light heads behind the steering wheel. It is strange that although an auto is always ready to go, it is always tired. Women always seem to be interested in the spark. (We meant the plugs, of course.) Some people think that cars have horns so they can go like the devil. The most important part of a car Although cars are nearly perfect, even the best of builders continue to make brakes. Professor Skilton of the School of Fine Arts is perhaps the most versatile professor on the Hill. It is said that he is competent to substitute in any class in the University — from mathematics to Greek. Some folks drive like lightning, meaning that they never strike twice in the same place. The most important part of a car is the clutch in the back seat. A woman understands all about a car only she would like to know "What makes it go?" Twas in a restaurant they met, Romeo and Juliet; He—Well, what do you think of the Kansas City Blues?" She—"Why, I don't know. I haven't heard them yet." Topics of conversation of the occupants of the Green hall steps change with the styles. One year their remarks—complimentary and otherwise—were concerning the silk hose of the passerby at the entrance, another time, skirts. This year a discussion of the sweaters worn by the fairer sex is consuming the gray matter of the embryonic Daniel Websters. Twas there that he first went in debt. For Romeo'd what Juliet. Meeting of Sigma Delta Chi Day-Tuesday, Oct. 18. Time—8 p.m. Place—Acacia House. Purpose—Important. G. R. DOWNING, Sec'y ANNOUNCEMENTS The Student Volunteer Group will meet at 8:30 a. m, Saturday in room D. Myers hall. Will any volunteers who are not acquainted with the group here, and who are unable to attend this meeting, communicate with the undersigned? Phone 2021 Black All 105 members of the finance committee of the Y, W. C. A. will attend at Henley House Saturday at 10:30. This is very urgent. WILLIAM B. SOMMERVILLE 910 Louisiana St Jeanette Strickler. Big party at Methodist church tonight at 8:00 p. m! Fun, eats, 'n everything! ! LOIS ROBINETTE Learn to Dance Eat when you're hungry. Drink when you're dry. But Ray's Lunch Room Is the place to get Hot Chili and Lunches. Where? 1032 Ohio St. Open all hours Learn some new steps and knock 'em dizzy. Do you know them? Fox-Trot Character Tango Ballet Social Classical Waltz Barefoot DeWatteville—Fischer School of Dancing Insurance Bldg. DID YOU 2762 Phones 2762k2 GET YOUR SATURDAY PRESS YET? HURRY! NEW YORK CLEANERS LEFT AT JUST A FEW MORE 75 PHONE PACHACAMAC THANKS YOU For your support yesterday. The officers you have elected promised conscientious service. They now ask that you feel perfectly free at all times to offer them suggestions. They want to Jack Hefling, Campaign Mgr. MAKE THEIR QUALIFICATIONS COUNT! Jayhawker Photographs Make Your Appointments Early THE GOBLINS WILL SOON BE OUT Hoadley's sell everything for the Hallo'ween party. HOADLEY'S 1005-1007 Mass. Announcing Agency for MISS SAYLOR'S CANDY We have just received our first shipment of the Miss Saylors Candy. This is the finest candy that anyone could expect to eat. 1lb Boxes — $1.50 Give her a box of this wonderful candy and you've sure made a hit. For sale exclusively by THE ROUND CORNER DRUG CO. If it's advertised — We have it. 801 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kans. IT'S OUR SPECIALTY All kinds of picture framing made to order at this shop. Pictures large and small artistically and durably framed; large variety of woods, colors and finishes to select from. Place your framing orders here and you will be satisfied and save money. L. L. PHILLIPS 814 Mass. St. STETSON 5 2 Hats In buying a Stetson you need only be concerned with the style—the quality is guaranteed by the name "Stetson". STYLED FOR YOUNG MEN The Fastidious Woman May Buy Fine Face Powder, Rare Perfumes, Scented Soaps, and Talcums DICK BROS. DRUG CO. A complete stock of Garden Court 35 747 Mass. St. The Lack of Fashion's Accessories Is Noticeable Gay Colored Handkerchiefs Cut work on finest linens. Armenian lace with hand embroidery Rings Curious Bracelets The addition to one's costume that has become the mode of the hour. Costume Gloves Made of celluloid with brilliant stones to match the bracelet and long strands of crystal beads. Gaultlets are the favorites for fall. In cocoa, deep brown and tan shades with heavy stitching and fancy cuffs. The Indispensable in distinctive attire will be worn at the football game tomorrow. 741 Mass. St. Phone 636 Tonight and Saturday BOWERSOCK THEATRE Shows: 2:30 - 4:00 - 7:30 - 9:00 Admission: 10 - 28c "LOYAL LIVES" A thrilling story of the U. S. Postal Service with Brandon Tynan and Mary Carr. VARSITY THEATRE Tonight and Saturday ONE OF THE MOST HUMAN STORIES EVER TOLD! "BRIGHT LIGHTS of BROADWAY" Wish LOWELL SHERMAN DORIS KENYON HARRISON FORD Also Pathe News VARSITY--BOWERSOCK Monday and Tuesday Monday Only Admission: 10c — 33c Lionel Barrymore and Alma Rubens "Enemies of Women" A story taken from the book by Vicente Blasco Ibanz, the noted Spanish novelist who wrote "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse"