THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Invoice Editor-in-chief Associate Editor Campus Editor Charles Sayer Teacher Editor Tedeschian Dunn Plain Tales Editor Chester K. Shore Erichage Editor Linnna Brown BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ... John Montgomery, Jr. Ceroline Hackerkier Dean Bengs Harold Roosebrug Heineman Helen Havely Laura Cawley Brown Daniel Dillaway Walter Graves Paul Harrison Gilbert Smith Susan K. Lewis Subscription price $40.00 in advance for the first one, $25.00 for the second, or one amoer. Register at the U.S. Post Office under mailmaster September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawton, Oklahoma. Published in the afternoon, five times a week, on the campus of the University, five times a week, by the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the University of Kansas. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kanan aims to picture the future of Kanan; to go further than merely prying the facts by standing up for them and playing favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be more serious problems to tiger heads; to have more students in the ability of the University. FRIDAY,OCTOBER 5,1923 Some instructors are never satisfied. As soon as you get one assignment in they turn right around and give you another. ABOVE ALL NATIONS The League of Nations may die. The court of international justice may fail to function. Future wars may harass the peoples of the world. But as long as there exists on the campuses of our universities Cosmopolitan Clubs in which foreign students are familiarized with the ideals and aims of other countries, there will exist, also, a steady development toward elimination of strife among people. Members of the Cosmopolitan Club on Mount Oread represent all that is best in the youth of their respective nations. They are their countries' unofficial ambassadors, and the cooperation and understanding of their mutual ideals and aspirations are prophetic of the understanding and sympathy which will exist one day between nations. They work in a cause which is greater than the empire state or the island protectorate of any one member, greater even than Europe or America, for they say "Above all nations, for humanity." NEW USE FOR REGISTRA TION CARD Maybe the reason some conferences are called secret is because they haven't anything to reveal. A novel use for the registration card has been discovered. Not only will this useful little card serve as identification of students of the University to the merchants of Lawrence, but new upperclassmen have found it a convenient insurance against impromptu paddlings. Time and tide wait for no man. That's nothing; neither do 8:30 classes. WHOM DESTINY CALLS WITH DESTINY The Right Honorable David Lloyd-George, ex-president of Great Britain, and the last of the war lords of the great conflict to step from his high seat, arrives in New York City today His name is grouped with those others who rose during the war to guide the lives of men and nations—others like Wilen, Vilencios, and Brindi. During much of the last decade, he was a power to be reckoned with, a force to be considered in world matters. It is not often that men like Lloyd- George are born. And America does well when she accords him the honors due a great stateman and a fearless fighter. We herewith present a candidate for the meantest-manahb on the Hill. The guy who drops olives in his soup at the Commons to escape the vitilaint eye of the cashier. (He claims it works admirably when the soup is thick). A LIBRARY NUISANCE "Got a knife?" This is a question one is often asked by his library neighbor. And the occasions of the interruptions are not always welcome, especially if one is in the midst of a difficult problem which requires a little concentration. But if one has the coveted knife, interruption does not cease merely with the question. The disturbing process of sharpening the pencil follows, greatly to the disturbance of all the other neighbors and to one's own discontent when some neurotic individual half way across the library frowningly looks over at him and suppresses a shudder as the scraping of lead continues. The trouble is that there is only one penil sharperware in the whole library, and it is in a private office not accessible for student use. Let us demand some penil sharpeners for the library. It is a poor rule that has no exceptions. The date rule must be a plutocrat; it is such an "exceptional" rule. MERRY-GO-ROUND There is usually music, sometimes raucous, sometimes fairly enjoyable, and a crowd to stand about and watch the riders. The spectators laugh and scold and admire, rather enjoying the tinsel of it all. To the riders faces go by in a whirl, none especially distinguishable from the others. It is mostly a matter of succeeding impressions, the latest one erasing the one which just preceded it. The music stops. The riders get off, a bit bewildered, a little dizzy, perhaps, but glad of the experience it's all like a merry-go-round, this matter of life. If politics could last the entire year, what a change might result in certain physiologies! ROOTS AND BRANCHES Everywhere the newcomer may look upon the campus this year he is greeted by the words, "You are upon your honor at Kansas." Having found out that he is assumed to be a cheater, it is up to the new student to prove that he is not. Cards, slogans and threats will never rid the classroom of the man who crisps. Few students will be reformed after reaching college. The time to begin is far back in the grade schools. If the University would be free from the cheat, it must never enroll one. Kanas should lead a campaign to teach the school children of the state about the future standards they will be required to uphold. Let the slogans and cards be distributed in the grades where they belong. Co-operation between the teachers of the state and the University will make this possible, and will eliminate the necessity of posters and threats. "I sicken of men's company," cries the university woman. That is what a college education will do for you. WEAR A BAND If you would try to fascinate and vamp us, If you would walk in style upon our Campus. (The effect is often numbing) But to be right up and coming, Wear a band. It need never be becoming If it's only baby ribbon coily tied. Wear a band. Wear a band. Or a flaunting headress eighteen inches wide, Wear a band. Wear a band. For if you'd be the rage, dear, You'd follow fashion's page, dear, And whatever be your age, dear. True, there is a place for every freshman, but the fraternities get more than their share. Campus Opinion Freshmen and sophomores at the University of Kansas and the Agricultural College are out of place. In almost all cases they come directly from high schools where the enrolment is comparatively small to these large 'institutions', and the students who are especially interested in their subjects dislike to be bothered with these novices. If these students were to attend junior colleges for two years, they would not be suddenly transplanted from high schools, where each step they made was made nearly all decisions are left to their own judgment. They would at these smaller institutions have more responsibilities than in high school, but they could learn that one year would not be wasted in bewilderment. The University of Chicago, while it admits underclassmen, encourages the attendance of only juniors, seniors, and graduate students such plan could be tried in Kansas. Is not the percentage of students who fail in their first year's work large? And is not this most often due to the poor work of the first year? Is it that the student is no bewildered that he is not able to do himself justice?—K. S. On Other Hills The University of Denver Press Club now demands that in order to become a member, applicants must serve a definite bledgship, during which time their journalistic ability will be given careful consideration. For the first time at the University of Denver, a football annual will be issued and ready for sale at the first football game. The University of Minnesota has just received $399,000 as the first sum toward the erection of a home for crippled children. This sum is a part of a gift to the University for this purpose and the home will be established entirely under University control. "The Ancient and Independent Order of Fiery Domes" is a new app organization which has been organized on the Stillwater, Oka., campus. It invites the membership of any freshman student, man or woman, "who can flan a flaming top of woman and glowing red hair." In an attempt to bring about a radical reduction in the number of illiterates in Mexico, the University of Mexico has sent out a call edited by the authors to ensure class to give a part of their time each day as voluntary teachers. In answer to a questionnaire given to students in public speaking at the University of Denver, on why they were taking that course, one person candidly remarked, "To get better acquainted with the professor." The fascinating story of a great teacher-poner: an absorbing commentary on present-day educational tendencies. The first instalment in this week's H.G.WELLS again chooses The New Republic for the serial presentation of his forthcoming work: SANDERSON OF OUNDLE OUT TODAY! 15:15: ALL NEWS STANDS SEND THIS COUPON TO: NEW YORK, W215W, NY, CITY FOR THE ENCLOSSED POLAR BUND THE NEXT 13 NUMBERS INCLUDING, ALL THE WELLS INSTALMTS TO: Official Daily University Bulletin Note: $6.35 Brings The NR for a year and Conrad's Short Stories Complete in 6 vols. NR EDITION. $10, (instead of $6.35) adds a year of THE CENTURY MAGAZINE. The Cosmopolitan Club will hold its first regular meeting of the year Sunday afternoon, October 7th, at 2:30, at the Cosmopolitan house, 1653 Indiana Street. All the members are urgently requested to be present, as much and as concern to the welfare of the organization will be taken at this time. There will be a meeting of the Administrative Committee of the Graduate School on Monday, October 8th, at 4:30 p. m., in Room 112 Fraser. ALIPIO CASILAN, President Vol. III. Friday, October 5, 1923 Number 17 Conv received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. E. B. STOUFFER, Dean There will be a meeting of the GRADUATE FACULTY on Tuesday, October 9th, at 4:30 p. m., in Blake Hall. E. H. LINDLEY, President University property adjacent to the Athletic Field will be closed on Saturday afternoon, October 6th, except for passage. FLOWY CHancellor E. H. LINDLEY, Chancellor MEN'S SWIMMING: MEN'S SWIMMING: All men interested in swimming are requested to meet in Dr. Naismith's office on Tuesday October 9th, at 4:30. The organization of a swimming team will be discussed. A ski club will be the latest novelty at the University of Denver this year. Lieutenant Albizzi, originally of the Italian ski division, and who was ski director in that country during the war, has offered instruction in cross-country and fancy skipping to interested students. JAS. NAISMITH Yale University embarks on her 223rd year limiting the freshman class to an enrollment of 850. There are a number of changes being made in the faculty and governing body. There will be only one faculty of arts and sciences to 'handle the supervision of all undergraduate work.' Vida Kaean, of Lawrence, who was a special in the School of Fine Arts have last year, has gone to Kansas City Conservatory of Music. By The Way "I WONDER" is the subject of the opening discourse of his pastorate at the Unitarian Church, Vermont and 12th Sts., at 11 a.m. Sunday, by Wilson M. Backus, the new minister. At 10 a.m. m. the Students Forum meets. Prof. V. E. Helleberg will speak on "The Contrast Between the New and Old View of Religion." Varsity-Bowersock Shows: 2:30 4:00 7:30 9:00 p. m. Last times tonight COLEEN MOORE in "The Huntress" This is a Western comedy that is "different" in that it has no cowboys, no cattle rustlers and no two-gun men. Better see it. Tonight and Saturday KENNETH HARLAN and MAUD GEORGE in "Temporary Marriage" A story of the modern home home. Varsity--Saturday Only An Oliver Morosco Production "SLIPPY McGREW" Knowlton Parker, A. B. 20, spm Thursday evening at the Kapna Sigma house. Mr. Parker, a graduate of the department of economics, is now advertising manager of the Kansas City Kansan. Ernest Boyce, assistant state sanitary engineer, is making a trip of inspection of city water supplies in the central part of the state. $ ^{*} $ The seawage and water division of the state board of health which occupied offices and laboratory in the basement of Snow hall has moved and is now occupying rooms in the department of the engineering building. The pledges of the Kappa Sigma fraternity entertained the pledges of Gamma Phi Beta at the Kappa Sigma house, Thursday evening. Evans Shoe Shop 10 West 9th St. Quality — Value — Service Student Owned Chi Omega announces the pledging of Rogene Smith, c.27, of El Dorado. TRINITY EPISCOPAL CHURCH 10th and Vermont ... Gladys Croneneyer, c24, has with-drawn from school because of illness and returned to her home in Topeka. A University Church Wardens B. W. E. Soye Prof. E. H. Holllows Prof. E. H. Holllows Rector, Chaplaim Edwards Rector, Chaplaim Edwards Rector, Chaplaim Edwards Services 7:30 and 11 a. m. 4:30 o. m. Student Classes 10 a. m. You will feel at home, because the majority of its members are Faculty members and students. President Men's Club, Dean M, B. Sudler Chair Director and Organizat. Miss H. Pendleton CAPITAL $100,000.00 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK SURPLUS $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board Dick Williams, Casher D. C. Asher, Cashier E. F. Huddleston, Asst. Cash E. L. Falkenstein, Asst. Cash DIRECTORS C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashar, T. C. Green, J. C. Moore Dick Williams, Geo. W. Hopkins, Raymond Rice PROTCH the College Tailor 833 Mass. St. Two Special Hat Values $5.00 For Saturday $2.95 At $5.00 we will show forty hats in smart street or dress styles, Velvets, Panne—tailored, feather or embroidery trimmed in Brown, Black, Purple, Beige, Gray. At $2.95 thirty-five new and becoming small shapes, mostly sport styles, in sweater shades of Beige, Tan, Gray, Brown and Rosewood. These are Special Prices for Saturday. "While we look at the things which are not seen, for the things which are tembalow are the things which are clothes, food, buildings, and books seem to be temporary and take much of our burden but in life they are temporary and soon forgotten are temporary and soon forgotten are the "things which are not seen," are the eternal realities. BULLENE'S THE FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH invites you to a growing fellowship with the "things which are not seen." Sunday School ... 9:45 a. m. Three live student classes for live students. Morning Worship ... 11:00 a. m. Evening Service 7:45 p. m. "The First Pay Day." Social and Luncheon Hour ... 6:00 p. m. Senior B. Y. P. U. "Twenty-five Years in Porto Rico."—Miss Nora Siller 6:45 p. m. THE smartness of a Stetson is only the first step—real appreciation of Stetson quality comes after long wear. TYLED FOR YOUNG MEN STYLED FOR YOUNG MEN