UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of EDITORIAL STAFF Boltson in-chief Boltson in-chief News Editor News Editor Charles Sayers Sayers Tetemphik Editor Tetemphik Editor Virgilis Dunn Virgilis Dunn Alimun Editor Alimun Editor Holtson Scott BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ... John Montgomery, Jr. BOUNDARY Careline Harkrader Dean Bogge Lloyd Hamilton Ruth Carter Helen Havey Laura Cowardy Subscription price, $4.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.25 for one semester. for some 40 minutes. The second-class mail master Ben Sweeney, who has served in the second-class mail master Ben Sweeney, under the March 3, 1987 agreement, and on Sunday morning by student work and on Sunday morning by student work and on Sunday morning by student work of Kensan, from the press of the province Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone: K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kuman aims to picture the undergraduate students further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideas they want. For example, he to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be curious; to be serious; to be patient; in all to serve to the best of his ability the students. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1023 People once thought the world was flat. Now everyone knows it is crooked. RELIGION ON THE CAMPUS RELIGION ON THE CAMPUS There will be those who, ask about the status of religion on the campus, will say it just does not exist. There will be those who will say it does. There will be those who will say they do not know. And probably the latter are the only truthful ones. The whole trouble lies in a definition of the word religion. If it is meant to mean a rigid interpretation of the Bible, an unquestioning acceptance of all the traditions and customs of a long gone day, then it must be admitted that religion on the campus is not dominant. But the students on this campus, as young people everywhere, are questioning the things told them. There is no longer the blind acceptance of things as they were. It is not a matter of lack of religion so much as it is one of more thought about religion. The young person today is bewildered, as well he may be, by the strife between sects, by the unending arguments over the difference in creeds and observances. He listens to one who denies the authority of any other; he goes in another direction and is told that only that way lies the truth. Equipped with a mind of his own, he starts to think for himself. He is in a state of uncertainty. But he is not non-religious or un-religious. He is merely seeking the answers to his questions which others have failed to answer for him. As for the wisdom of such a stand, as for the outcome of such a situation, who can say? Thought, well-directed, never yet harmed the world. It is not likely to do so now. And the world is not composed entirely of those who fail to think straight. There is a surprising number of people in the world whose lives guided by their own sincere thinking, move along quiet ways. It is on such people, of whom there are many in K. U., that the solution of the problem hangs. A European country reports an exhaustion of the hare stock of the nation. Herpicide will save it! STANDARD OIL AND THE EARTHQUAKE Pet theories, advanced by various scientists to account for the recent earthquake in Japan, have been given wide publicity in the last few weeks. Some were new; some were old; but each from the point of view of its particular holder was absolute. The illiterate Japanese, however, have quite another theory. The Standard Oil Company established huge tanks throughout Japan for the storing of the immense stores of oil consumed by the nation. And in those tanks the crevulous Japanese see the cause of the earthquake. It is, of course, merely a case of mixing cause and effect, but to those Japanese who watched the tanks explode while the earth ran in waves under their feet, there is no other explanation. From the theory of water seapage to the theory of the Standard Oil tanks is a far cry, but it measures the gulf that separates the scientific mind from the unlettered one. If W. J. Bryan's ancestors were not, as be emphatically states, anthropoid apes, why all the monkey business at Washington? IT COULD BE WORSE The crosses of the Ku Kuxi Klau flame on the hills of Oklahoma; martial law grips the people in the attempt to settle the problem; American farmers stir rebelliously over the low price of wheat; politicians quarrel between themselves from the Atlantic to the Pacific. But Greece and Italy have settled their difficulties; Germany has abandoned its policy of passive resistance; the dancer of a shortage of coal this winter has been removed; the price of gasoline is lower. Things could be worse. German money, they say, is being marked down. THE TEN MOST IMPORTANT THE TEN MOST IMPORTANT Acknowledged thinkers of various countries are called upon from time to time to make a list of the ten most important men in the world's history, or the ten most important books in the world's literature. And they oblig- ingly make up a list and present it to their friends. As if such a list could be made! Out of all the history of the world, who can judge the ten most important men? It may be that a great statesman, still living, who has failed so far, for lack of perspective, perhaps, to gain his meid of appreciation, deserves mention. It may be an unknown man at the dawn of history, whose acts or thoughts swayed the destiny of the world. It may be that a barbarian chieftain of centuries ago persuaded his people to travel to the south, to overturn the empire of the Romans, and so herald the coming of the Dark Ages. Who can say? Then who, viewing the vast panorama of the history of the world, can arbitrarily pick out the ten most important men? Chappie Coats with the present demand they won't last long, but we wanted to tell you a beautiful lot arrived today. Weaver's Official Daily University Bulletin There will be a meeting of the Faculty of the Department of English Monday, September 24, at 4:30 p.m., in Room 213, Fraser Hall. Number 4 Conv received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Thursday, September 20, 1923 All students who have not turned in their directory card, with addresses and phone number, at the Registrar's Office, must do it at once in order to get the name with correct address and phone number in Student Directory. REGISTRARS.OFFICE. Plain Tales From The Hill OUR POINTED PARAGRAPH Thesis REGISTRAR'S OFFICE. OUR The letters written home these first few days will contain many sentences. Those in a few weeks "send-tenses." Now that the gym is used for registration; upperclassmen having one room; freshmen the other, we have found out that there are as many dumbbells in the upperclassroom as there are in the frosty's. Of course we mean those on the wall. Found on a registration blank: Self-supporting—50 per cent. Mean- Moderate. Fresh muses as he register "Secret Organizations--my Dad's Mason. Shall I put that down?" Gp. girlboyed the hill's canine characters, has disappeared again. He spent his summer in Kansas City and getting old of age and somewhat blind he got 'out many times. The last time just w a week ago. No tracce can be found of him. Much space has been given him in this column and in other pages. This opportunity to give him what it looks to us the last line about Pt.1 we hope that he will return again, like he has many times before. ITS LACQUER-RED COLOR MAKES IT HARD TO LOSE The Pen that made the Grade Will Help You Make It Too ONE reason alone that the Parker Duofold is invaluable to students is because fluent writing induces fluent thinking! You can't compose your thoughts if an unruly pen harasses your brain. But Duofeld's unpredictable, smooth point, its fit and business-like feel in your hand, all give your mind free rein! Ask your student friends who use this classic pen—they'll tell you they would rather let go of seven dollars than have to part with the faithful Duofold. I over-size ink capacity holds a long-distance ink supply. And its point is not only smooth as paint, but it can be distort it; hence, a pen you can lend without fear. Students call it the "All-American" Pen because it's the ranking favorite at leading universities and colleges. Give yourself a flying start this year by getting Duofold this week. THE PARKER PEN COMPANY JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN Parker LUCKY CURVE OVER-SIZE Duofold $7 With The 25 Year Point Duofold Jr. #85 Lady Duofold #85 Lander's Jewelry Store Hess Drug Store City Drug Store Round Corner Drug Store FOR SALE BY Carter's Book Store Rowland's Book Store Barber's Drug Store A SURE CURE ANNUAL K. U. MIXER For Homesickness, Loneliness, the Blues. The First Baptist Church Invites you to the Friday evening. Eighth & Kentucky. 8 O'clock Student salesman was selling activity tickets. Frosh walks up to the counter. "Are you sure?" "How are you?" Flugs is my name. I want some of those tickets. Dad told me to get in all the activities. "Okay, I will." You think one book is enough." The opposite of this went down the line of waiting Fresh students shouting that he was an advance standing student and that he should be at the head of the line. They let him in, too. Perry Johns, A. B.'23, is principal of the Wallace high school at Wallace, Kan. Call 367 for trunk deliveries. We make all stations. Service Drayage Co. 1105 New Hampshire St. Everyone Meets At CHARLIE'S Shining Parlor Next To Brick's We Call For and Deliver Shoes Phone 1065 One of the Season's Best! With what delight we target the arsenal of the new Mashup! Offers from our partners include Fall Poster sale will fit for a timely share of the interest of the security Celeste Skimmer Brown or Black Satin Ozse Trim to Match Junior Spanish Heel In the newest suedes, 87. Royal Shoe Stores Inc O. L. NEWBY. Mgr. 837 Mass. St. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. SURPLUS $100,000.00 DIRECTORS D. C. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cash. E. F. Huddleston, Assist. Cash. C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashar, T. C. Green, J. C. Moore Dick Williams, Geo. W. Hopkins, Raymond Rice Street Car Safety If street cars through reckless, careless or inefficient operation, killed as many people as do automobiles through these causes, there would be a whirlwind of protest against them. Traction companies will take in about $900,- 000,000 this year and invest $240,000,000 in new equipment and plant facilities, says the Walla Wash, Walle, Union. The use of automobiles has reached a point where it is actually forcing busy people onto the street cars as they have not sufficient time to hunt parking spaces or garages when their cars are not in use. The deaths caused by street cars are comparatively few while in Chicago, alone, last year 600 persons were killed by automobiles 10,000 crippled and 295 had been killed up to the latter part of June this year. Is it any wonder that the electric car is running into its own when the matter of safety, convenience and economy is considered? 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