THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of
EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-in-chief
Helenake
Editor in chief
Devin Vallow
Instructor
David Howell
Editor
Chris
Editor
Todd Schwartz
Telegraph Editor
Virginia Dunn
Editor
Wendy Smith
Almost Editor
Henna Scott
Almost Editor
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Business Manager ... John Montgomery, Jr
Cavelaine Harkrader  Dean Boggs
Lloyd Hamilton  Ruth Carter
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The Daily Kalmia wants to picture the students of the University in another way, making their experiences more enjoyable for the future. The students of the University need to be happy; to be cheerful; to be helpful; to be curious; to be curious about serious problems to water heads; to be curious about ability to handle the standards of the University.
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WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 19, 1923
Kawasaki, from the second-class mail matter (June 18, 1950); Kawasaki second-class mail matter (March 8, 1957); Kawasaki, under the act of March 8, 1957; week and on Sunday morning by students in the library of Kawasaki. From the press of the newspaper of Kawasaki.
ADVERTISING THE UNIVERSITY
No.3
A pledge and his money are soon parted.
Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANKSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone, K. U. 25 and 46
Only the uninformed are prone to tar-and-feather the University of Kansas. It is Mrs. Talkative out in the Metropolis of Rumpus Ridge who, having picked up a tid-bit of scandal from the morning paper, throws down the mop and chews the morsel over with Mrs. Talkative Number Two who lives next door. And the general deductions are generously flavored with spices from the imagination.
Luckly, it is only the small minority which is given to condemning the University, their University. And it is the problem of the K. U, student to silence this hindful of scandal-mongers.
Good news travels with the speed of a crippled snail. Bad news spreads like wild-fire.
Let some professor attempt to give a lecture on the discovery of a new
Official Daily University Bulletin
Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 1180 a.m.
Vol. III. Wednesday, September 19, 1923
The regular payroll will close at noon on Thursday, September 29th and the irregular payroll will close at noon on Friday, September 31st.
All Freshmen must complete their examination of eyes, ears, nose and thigh before Saturday morning. Time will be given to all, irrespective of registration.
treatment for diabetes, and he will get a meager hearing. Let some student chew two sticks of Wrigley's instead of the conventional one and the whole state is talking about it before nightfall.
DR. BACON
How can the students of the Uni-
versity stop the mouths of the scandal-
mongers? The solution to the pro-
blem is simple. Give them nothing to
talk about. Agar is neutral until
bacteria are introduced, and then it
affords an admirably fertile field for
their development.
Few questionable things happen among the students. To eliminate those few is to demonstrate the trust loyalty to one's university. To live clean and help others to live clean is more enmobling and patriotic to K, U. than to yell oneself hoarse in the support of the Crimson and Blue eleven. Let's show Mr. Taxpayer of Kansas that his University is second to none.
Rum runner slogan: Free Mile Limit.
"Do It Now" says the efficiency expert. "Do It Now" is the placard hung above the head of the successful magnate, as he sits behind his polished mahogany desk, and points significantly at it when questioned as to the secret of his success.
DO IT NOW
And yet, sometimes, that policy of "Do It Now" appears as one of the courses of American life. The overpressing business of getting something done now is uppermost in the minds of all. It is that which sends people scurrying about the streets, their nerves jangling, their faded
spirits intent upon the one thing "Do It Now."
There is no time for thought, no time for peace, for there is always something to be done, and in the eyes of the great American citizen, it must be done now.
Opposed to that common type, of course, is the extreme, the inveterate dreamer, always chasing rainbows, and always ending in failure. But there is a happy medium, where there is time for work and dreaming, too
Perhaps it is the people that strike that medium, and who have taken down the placard from above their heads, who live the happiest lives.
Hollywood, but now Holly won't.
LOST
What has become of her? A year ago newspapers, magazines, prechers, reformers the world over, it seems, were alarmed at the advent and reign of the flapper.
Today we find singularly little comment about her. Girls exist now as they did a year ago; styles come and go; and foibles and fads appear and vanish. But the flapper is missing. She is at rest, poor creature, in the brains of the alarmists who created her. Newspapers made her; reformers helped. But even the good-natured public grew tired of flapperism as it was served; and more especially so when it was realized that she was only a creature of a fevered imagination, after all.
Of course, there will always be foolish women. They are needed as a complement to the ever-present number of foolish men. But as a type,
they do not, nor never did, exist.
Poor flapper! She was much maligned during her short reign, and now the vote is undoubtedly to let her rest in peace.
If a certain Detroit manufacturer acquires much more of this country, we can change our name to "The United States of Ford."
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We urge all those who can to buy their Text Books and Supplies Wednesday--
Our main store at 14th and Ohio St. has been greatly enlarged and we will be able to handle a greater crowd with much better services than ever before.
If those who generally patronize our Branch Store at 1237 Oread Ave. find it overcrowded we believe you will save time by going to the Main Store.
Please bear this in mind and thus enable us to give you the best service ever—
Main Store "Two Stores" Branch Store
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WE WELCOME YOU
---students of Kansas, back to Lawrence and its student life and activities. We hope the coming school year will be one of great benefit to each one of you. During the summer we have built one of the most modern laundry plants in the state and are now ready to give you all you could desire in up-to-the-minute laundry and dry cleaning service. We have spared no expense in installling the latest machinery so that we could give our patrons all they desired in either laundry or dry cleaning service. Visit us in our new home at the corner of Tenth and New Hampshire Streets and let us show you just how we handle your apparel when you send it to us.
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