THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Omeient student paper of the University of EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-chief News Editor News Editor Hadoop Editor Telegraph Editor Almanah Editor Almanah Editor Harvey Morrison Harry Morrison Helen Jacks Devian Kim Hadoop Harevoy Hadoop Havrovoy Virginia Dunne Harry Morrison Harry Morrison BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager Lloyd Ruppehlan *Ass.'s Bust. Mrg.* John Montgomery, Jr. Carolina Hankerkade Llewellyn White Kenneth Westbrook Llewellyn White Mary Hart Meryl Hart Rosa Dowering Rosa Dowering Liam Hayes Liam Hayes Helen Scott Helen Scott Ruth Carter Chalon Power Teresa Calvert Subscription price, $8.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester. Published in the postmaster's mail matter September 17, 1910, on the occasion of the publication of the March 19, 1917, "Published in the afterword, two times a month," in the bulletin of the university of Kansas, from the beginning of the university's history. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kanan aims to picture the future of Kanan; to go further than mere printing the news by combining bold, colorful play with more serious content; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be helpful; to be more serious content to where bunds; in all to serve to the best of its ability the needs of Kanan. TUESDAY, MAY 22, 1923 The follow that invented these black collars to be worn on a white shirt, is the same fellow that sold pink stockings to the 4:30 women's gym class baseball team. A LOST TRADITION What has become of student day? In times past, it was an institution on the campus; a gala day with a convocation dominated entirely by the students. Representative students were chosen to speak for their respective classes and schools. Suggestions were offered the professors who, by the way, occupied front row seats for the occasion; criticisms were thrown about freely; and professors and their methods were 'razzed' good-naturely. Now the term draws to a close, and we begin to wonder if we are to add to the list of lost traditions another which has succumbed during the year. THE OLD PROFESSOR The sadstet thing we can imagine is a fellow cornering the market on "pass out" checks for the last Varsity dance and discovering that he had been a week behind in his calculations. I am the old professor. My hair is graying and not as thick as it used to be. My pen does not glide as smoothly as it used to, and sometimes my students complain that they find hard to read my marks on their papers. I love my work and sometimes I do fun things during a spell of absent-mindedness. My students remember those things and laugh at me. I do not blame them; I once had professors teaching me too. I like students. I make them work for me. They think I do it to spite them. I do not. I do it for their own good. The most work I make them do—reading in library, writing papers, handing in problems—the more work it is for我. Students do not think of that. I know; I was a college student once upon a time. Commencement has come again. Young men and young women whom I have taught are going out to take their place in the world and its affairs. That part will be a great one. It cannot be otherwise. I look down through the years and the commencements of the past and think of the thousands of young people whose minds I have had in training, whose ideals I had helped to shape and I am proud of my work. Years after they are graduated my students come back to me and tell me that they realize what I have done for them. It warms my heart to have them do it; it is my reward. I may not have accumulated much money, but I am rich in memories and the knowledge of a life which is richer than all of others. I am the old professor. I am the old professor. P. Conner forecasts "not good weather and not bad weather" this week. We wonder who threatened to put a bomb under his porch. This year's senior class is opti- mistic enough—they have donated a stone fireplace for the union building. Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. II. Tuesday, May 22, 1923 No. 160 BASKETBALL PRACTICE: Final basketball practice will be held tonight at 7 o'clock. All member of the teams are urged to be on hand promptly. BIG SISTERS: A very important meeting of all Big Sisters is called for Wednesday afternoon, 5 to 5:30 a.m. at Holly house. JUNE JUDY, Chairman. GYMNASIUM LOCKERS; All lockers in the Gymnasium must be vacated by Commenence day, June 4, 1923. Students staying for the Summer Session will have reassignments. JAMES NAISMITH GRADUATE RECITALS; Edwin Schreiber, organist, assisted by Mrs. Frank Jennings, soprano, will give his graduating recital at the First Baptist church, Tuesday evening. Jean Gwyn, pianist, assisted by Reven De Jarnette, baritone, will give her graduating graduation in Fraser Hall, Thursday evening at 8:20. Mubel McNary, organist, assisted by Agnes Husband, soprano, will give her graduation recital at the First Baptist church, Friday evening at 8:20. ORAL EXAMINATION FOR DEGREE OF DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY: The final oral examination of Mr. Hervie S. Faris for the Degree of Doctor of Philosophy will be held in room 201 East Administration building at 2:30 p. m., Wednesday, May 23. A committee has been appointed to conduct the examination but it is open to other members of the Graduate faculty who are interested. THE COMMONER'S DAY E. B. STOUFFER, Acting Dean of the Graduate School. Andrew Bonar Law has resigned. England is without a premier for the time being. "A commoner," the press demands in no uncertain terms. Of course, that idea is opposed by the ultra-conservatives who demand a man of birth to fill the aristocratic ideals of Old England. But labor is an important element in England today, and growing more so. Labor demands a commoner, and it will be well not to ignore the demand. THE GREAT UNSHAVED A glamour of romance hangs about the man whose face bears unmistakable signs of not having seen a barber shop for several days. There is something so manly about this person, too. The very length and apparent stiffness of these projections on this wonderful he-man's face inspires awe and reverence in the female breast As long as the women of the campus feel the way they do, why give up fifteen minutes of sleep just to rise and shave? No man with any sense of the fitness of things would chance a woman's disapproval by so doing. That is, not if he were a real honest-to-goodness man. Of course a woman don't come on the hill with her hair unembed, her hose wrinkling sadly about her ankles, and her blouse and skirt not meeting under her sweater. But then, it's different with a woman. She ought to be presentable always, because a man likes to have her that way—and she must always please him. But as long as a man looks like wonderful with his face looking like a cross between a nutmeg grater and a stubble field in the winter—why have? While this is not a plea for the establishment of a "Whiskers Forever" society, it is a word of defense and commendation for those poor maligned men who have been accused of being untidy and slovely just because they don't have time to shave. Their time is too much taken up with study or sleep, or preparation of lessons for Brick's correspondence school. Visitors from surroundings towns and cities driving around the streets of Lawrence Sunday and noticing the presence of law enforcement lege lads, have often remarked to themselves that "in the stupor of zealous, studious thought students must be very apt to misplace their thoughts." A hypothesis which is false. A student rushing plunkey-plunk down the board walk in front of Ad of the other morn casually remarked that he had enough back work in his hands that he could drop into any room. We asked him to look at the rest of the day. If we were all given the chance, and Bricken's closed up, and it was raining, and Plain Tales From The Hill A drive should be made to get more canine characters on the bill. We have our bulldogs and airbikes, our grayhounds and collies. A German cop dog was with us for a few weeks, but taking the census of real "he-collegi" dogs we have only a few. Pi's days are numbered. "I saw some May feet yesterday," remarked one student to another, "May Pete?" inquired the other, "That isn't till today." "You don't get me," said the one student, "I saw some May feet." "Oh, yes!" "You are crazy," said the other and they came to blows. When the war was over they found that the one middle Ad was the only place left to go, and we couldn't talk to anybody, perhaps we would all get our back work up too. WANTED—Girl to go to Douglass, Mich. for summer, who is willing to do housework for couple in cottage with pleasant surrounding. Call or see, L. E. Sayre, 1323 Ohio. Phone 476, K. U. phone 323. M-23 was talking about some, "bare foot boys in may," the other about the "May festival" on the hill. That is what ambiguous speech does. WANT ADS LOST> A small rhinestone slipper buckle, Monday night, somewhere between Fraser hall and 1205 Oread. Finder return to Agnes Husband. LOST - Punched card with name, Elizabeth Sifers and address 124 Mississippi street written on it. It returns email to return this to call or f99. M-23 FOR RENT-Three well-furnished rooms for men students, 1247 Ky, M.99 LOST—Fancy tan and white leather belt in front of Museum. Call Nadine Irwin, phone 99. M-23 Thomas Shoe Shop Electric PROTCH The College TAILOR 1021 Mass. St. "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULZ 917 Mass. St. YELLOW CAB Promises Cab Evolution in Lawrence YELLOW CABS are the finest cabs in the world and are the product of the YELLOW CAB MANUFACTURING COMPANY of Chicago, which builds the cabs for the Yellow Cab operating company of Chicago—the most successful cab company in the world. We have the same system, the same cabs, the same type of organization and the same method of operation and maintenance, only on a smaller scale. Last week the YELLOW CAB CO. made its bow to Lawrence, and placed in commission new YELLOW CAB equipment with a definite promise to give the people of this city the same service the same as maintained in other larger cities. The YELLOW CAB CO. is a Lawrence concern operated by Lawrence men who are vitally interested in the welfare and progress of this city and its environs. So that at the very outset of its career this company has the organization and financial responsibility which must of necessity create confidence. YELLOW CABS will be driven by men picked for their magnificence, decency and intelligence to know what the public wants from youous and efficient soldiers. We want the people of Lawrence to know that you will regulate our rates. We want lower rates. That depends on volume. So it is practically in your hand to make the rates. Give us the volume and we will give you low rates. PRESENT RATES ARE 35c Between Depots and 12th St., west of Tenn. 35c between depots and between 12th and 17th St., East of Tenn. 50c Between depots and 12th St. and 17th St. .West of Tenn. 25c Between depots and 12th St. East of Teen. Extra passengers 25c each for entire trip Day and Night rates the same 75c Between depots and between 17th St. and Haskell Institute. Watch for YELLOW CABS Hourly rate, $3.00 per hour As rapidly as Lawrence shows that it wants more cabs we will add YELLOW CARS to our initial fleet. Hail Them Anywhere Call us anytime—night or day—for Correct Time Yellow Cab Co. PHONE 1500 CANOE—For sale. New, 17 ft. Old- towne. Call 2191. White at meal time. FOR RENT-For the summer, four large furnished rooms, good location to University. 1301 Tennessee EXPERT typewriting. Call 1243 Red. M.93 WANTED -Live stewardess for Summer Session. Rooms for women. Phone 2661. Mrs. A. M. Caulk, 1125 Tenn. M-23 WANTED—Salesmen for summer work. Salary or commission. Write Real Silk Hosiery Co., 410 Columbian Bldg, Topsik, Kansas. M-23 WANTED—Position as cook for fraternity or sorority, by competent white woman, for next year. Attend L. Lorin Garner, the L. Gardner Kanaas. M-23 EAT at the Garnet Club, 1247 Ohio St. Good home cooking. Will open first day of summer session. Also host first day of spring session. 2009, Mrs. L. I. Garrett. M-23 LOST—Fountain pen, Wednesday evening in Spooner or at Kappn Phi meeting. Call 1740 1740. M-23 PROFESSIONAL CARD PROFESSIONAL CARD DALE'S PRINT SHOP Job work of all ALPHA'S PRINT SHOP Job work of all LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Eccles) Lawrence Optical Company glassee; Office, Offer 1925 Mast. NEW SKIRTS IN KNIFE PLEAT STYLES White - Tan Gray - Navy Black Wool Crepes Flannels Roshanara Crepe Crepe de Chine $10.00 to $16.50 TEACHERS We have calls to fill College, High School and Special positions. At this time need especially degree teachers for high schools. Free enrollment FISK TEACHER'S AGENCY J. A. Devil, Mgr. 1020 McGee St. Kansas City, Mo. "GIFTS THAT LAST" THE COLLEGE JEWELER THE COLLEGE JEWELER WE LIKE TO DO LITTLE JOBS OF APRIRING CAPITAL $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. SURPLUS $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, C. A. H.II, D. C. Asher, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green, J. C. Moore, S. O. Bisho SURPLUS $100,000.00 D. C. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cash W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash To Europe at Your Own Price Passage money as low as $115 entitles you to the best the ship affords in food and service, full enjoyment of all her spacious decks and attractive public rooms—all the pleasures of summer days at sea and care-free nights. Travel costs to Europe have been lowered by our cabin fleet of 14 delightful steamers to such an extent that you can cross for what you would spend at an American summer resort. The thousands who have been lured away by the fascinations of unknown peoples and storied places professional people, students, men and women of affairsyou will meet them on our cabin steamers. Write today for our booklet—"Your Trip to Europe" and detailed information. WHITE STAR LINE AMERICAN LINE RED STARLINE INTERNATIONAL LINE MARINE COMPANY NORTH AMERICA LINE 1101 Locust St., St. Louis, or local agents Summer Session Enrollment In order to handle the large enrollment for this year's Summer Session it will be necessary for all students of the University who wish to remain for Summer School to enroll the week of May 21 to May 26 First Session June 11 July 20 After May 26 a charge of one dollar will be made for late enrollment. This year courses are being offered in all the schools of the University. There will be a special Coaching School in Football, Basketball and Track conducted by "Phog" Allen, "Potsee" Clark and Coach Schlademan. Special classes will be offered open only to graduate students. A carefully planned recreational program has been prepared. Second Session July 23 August 7 Catalog may be obtained from Director of Summer Session Room 119 Fraser -