- THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-chief Caroline Harvacki News Editor Henry Havey News Editor Henry Havey Telegraph Editor Gilbert Giltner Alumni Editor Lloyd Hamilton Alumni Editor Lloyd Hamilton Business Manager Lloyd Rupenthal 'Abs' Bt. Mgr. John Montgomery, Jr. BUSINESS STAFF ROARD MEMBERS LieuwBy White Hoboken Jake Morris Meyers Myri Hager Guyer Hoboken Jake Subscription price. $18.0 in advance for the thesis of the academic year 1928. for ten weeks. Entered in second-class mail master student status, Kansas, under the order of March 3, 1957,urrence, Kansas, under the order of March 3, 1957,week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the department of journalism of Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone, K. U. 25 and 46 The Daily Kisanan aims to picture the life of a poor man in Kanas; to go further than merely printing the news by skirmishing for the love of his people; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be patient; to be careful; to be more serious problems to walter hands; in all to serve to the best of its ability the needs of the poor. FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1923 OUR MOTHERS Mother is perhaps the most loved word in the English language for it signifies the noblest person on earth. It is the first word we learn as babies, and times without number, it is the last word uttered in this life. Sunday is Mother's day. How are you going to let your mother know that you are thinking of her? Perhaps not a single person needs the least admonition to get him to remember his mother on that day, for that person she is everything, she is just—Mother. She—our Mothers—is the perpetrator of the race. She has been willing to sacrifice everything in order to give you many things. Perhaps she is sacrificing a great deal to let you come to college. Perhaps she is no longer with you. In any case we will all wear a flower in honor or memory. Many of us will be with our mothers; many of us can only send a message or some sort of greeting. Wherever we are or whatever we are doing on that day we will all have the thought of the poet in our minds: Hundreds of stars in the clear blue sky Hundreds of shells on the shore together Hundreds of birds that go sailing by Hundreds of bees in the summer weather Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn Hundreds of lambs in the purple creeper Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn but only one Mother the wide word MODERN LOGIC Today a peace parity is in session in Lausanne. An attempt is being made to settle the Near East question and all its attendant problems. How short a way the world has travelled on the road to peace! Four years ago we talked of the new era, or the return to normalcy. Either one implied surrease from the strife of the war. It was an assassination something, of this sort which started the fuse for the Great War. Yet now, with that war nearly five years behind us, men's minds still run along the paths of violence. But a Swiss fanatic, brooding on the tortures which he alleges were inflicted on his family by the Bolshevik in Russia, last night shot to death the Russian delegate to the parley. The affair may result in no grea international distress. Again, it may. And all because one man failed to think straight. It is logic of that sort, or rather the lack of it, which keeps the world today in a state of turmoil. When men think clearly, we may have the new era so long heralded. PAY UP WEEK Pay Up Week is almost over. Have you paid your stadium subscription? The institution of these weeks at certain intervals has proven a decided success. The pledges have been coming in well. With the stadium a reality everyone is only too glad to pay his part. If you have not paid this installment do so before this week is over. Regular payments insure our big payments, save time and extra effort, and eliminate waste. SPRING'S HERALD The first onion of spring...! Breathes there a man with soul s dead, who does not thrill when these words are said? Lives there a man with taste so dulled that the wate of anticipatory eating does not fil his mouth when he sees the plant' tender green leaves pointing toward 'tender' if indeed you sadly shake you head when the onion plate is passed- can it be truly said, "a man's a man for 'a that?" In the words of Patrick Henry, brace up and say, "it spite of the breath, give me the onio or give me death!" STAY FOR COMMENCEMENT Are you planning to stay for commencement? If not, change your plans and arrange to do so. Commencement is the crowning event of the year and of course means a great deal to the seniors. This year Bishop Johnson is to speak, there will be a baseball game which will need student support; the whole program of events will be worth while. It will be a time different from all other times of the year. You could rom about the campus and do a hundred things you have been wanting to do all year but didn't have time to do. And you wouldn't have to be thinking of studies to get when you got home. Why not take the advantage of it? Enjoy yourself, learn the traditions of the University and make it enjoyable for others. At The Theater "The Pet Boiler" was the most popular of the three plays given by the Dramatic Club at the Bowersock Theater yesterday in matinee and night performances. It is a play of pure burlesque, and portrays a man who, unlike any other, is present. All of the characters were well-suited to their parts, but Raymond Dyer was particularly good as the outraged playwright, whose master-piece was, in his opinion, being ruined by poor acting. Of the long-suffering actors, Hugh Brown as the villainess, and the villainess were especially good. "Six Who Pass While Lentil Bol" was a very different type of play. It was perhaps not the type over which a popular audience is enthusiastic, but the acting required was more difficult than that in the first play, and was done with almost professional skill in some instances. Ellis Bever, as the Boy, was distinguished for the simplicity and naturalness of his bearing. Brewster Morgan, as the man who created thecovery of the play, however, and in the near future we hope to see him star as villain in a larger production. "Two Crooks and a Lady" was amateurish in comparison to the other two plays, and decidedly inferior. Lucille Haines, as Mrs. Sims-Vane, played the part of an invalid woman with power, however, and had it not been rather flat. Frank Rising was well-suited to the part of the crook. Alice Gries, as Lucille, his accomplice, was fairly good, also. In view of the fact that everyone is especially busy at the end of the day, they were well served and did not drag away. I request with amateur productions. Plain Tales From The Hill Someone has suggested that when the Administration building is finished it will be a howling success—and added, the central portion at least. An appeal has come to this column to help launch an extensive campaign in behalf of a college professor who has higher aspirations than astronomy and has undertaken the instruction of cooking. Dismore Alter is another graduate student and should have no trouble in getting a large following—especially when it is learned there are no charges for the instruction. For the advantage of beginners one of Professor Alter's recipes for the construction of biscuits may be more interested may call at his office for 'urher instruction and advice.' In connection with the study of libel of newspapers one young lady wished to know if one could be sued against someone who such a law might be very useful. Cooking Lessons Recipe for Biscuits Cup and a half of salt Three cups of sugar One teaspoon of flour Half cup baking powder One pound of butter Stir well and roast D. A Official Daily University Bulletin Phi Delta Kappa and Pi Lambda Theta will hold their annual joint banquet at the Congregational Church at 6:00 c'clock, Tuesday, May 15. Tickets may be purchased from the presidents of the two organizations or from members of the committee on arrangements. Price $1.25. ANNUAL BANQUET: Friday, May 11, 1923 No. 153 Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. II. Stadium ushers who worked at the Oklahoma Track Meet are requested to help at the K. S. A. C. Track Meet on Saturday, May 12. Please report at the Illinois Street entrance at 3:15, tomorrow—Saturday. USHERS: HELEN WELSH MILTON CUMMINGS PAYROLL: The regular payroll is now open for signatures at the Business Office Please sign early. J. J. WHEELER. FOOTBALL: There will be a meeting of all football men in Robinson Gymnasium a 12 o'clock, noon, Saturday. May 12. GEORGE CLARK, Coach. ___ [COMMENCEMENT RECEPTION AND BALL]; A meeting of this committee is called for 11 o'clock, Saturday morning, May 12, in the office of the chairman, Room 202, Dyche Museum. On Other Hills Candidates for master's degrees will have to take an oral examination besides writing their theses next to receive the University of the city of Toledo. The result of estimates, made at Dartmouth College, on the amount of work done by a college student in a regular day, shows that he works seven, eight, and a quarter hours and spends the rest of the day in recreation. A "running water cafeteria" has been installed in the college of fisheries at the University of Washington. Habitat aquaria are being introduced to give the students opportunity to study fish under natural conditions. KARL KLOOZ. Remington Portable ANNOUNCEMENTS The handy little helper of everybody who writes. Standard Keyboard and other standard features. Case only four inches high. Only user's advice and one key. DIXON'S ELDORADO LAWRENCE TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE EXCHANGE See Europe By Motorcycle! the master drawing pencil Damon— "How come you're getting along so well with Professor Roberts?" He told us as this morning that the professor yours was a master drawing. "It couldn't have been otherwise. Didn't use 'the master drawing pen'?" can't visit your Etoile or email request. Use a Hailer to deliver documents to adresse "when you reach Paris, alongside Algeria, elsewhere, also Algeria, anywhere, motorcycle for two hours of out- side driving, Pythias. 17 leads-all dealers Harley-Davidion Motor Co. THE R. O. T. C. truck will not go to the riffle range Saturday morning because it is in the shop for repairs. The last regular meeting of Phi Lambda Sigma will be in the form of a hike. Members will meet at Westminster hall Saturday at 3 p.m. Eileen Gaines, president. Registration for Summer Session will begin Monday and continue throughout the week for students who are now in regular session. Delta Sigma Pi, international commerce fraternity, announces its annual spring party, to be given at Wiedemann's Grill, May 12th. FOR RENT - A few apartments, furnished compartment, at the Orested apartments, for June, July, and August. For further information call 802. 197 WANT ADS LOST — Number 911 nite book Finder please return to Kansan office. M-11 WANTED—Canoe, 16 or 18 ft. Must be in Good Condition. Phone 2541 after 5:30. M-11 FOR RENT—Furished rooms and fine sleeping porch for ten weeks of summer school. Phone 1357. M14 FOR RENT - In June, two new apartments. 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TIGERS VS JAYHAWKERS Varsity Field, May 11 and 12 Games called—Friday, 3:30—Saturday, 2:00 Admission 50c May 12 at 4 o'clock Admission 50c TRACK MEET WITH AGGIES Next Week Baseball with Washington May 14 and 15 Games called at 3:30 Admission 50c The Student's Drug Store Convenient Quick, polite service The best toilet articles The best drugs The best sodas 1101 Mass. RANKINS DRUG STORE Friday and Saturday VARSITY - BOWERSOCK Shows: 2:30, 4:00, 7:30 & 9:00. Prices 10c & 28c Jack Holt in "The Tigers' Claw" The popular star in a georgous adventure in the land of thillas. A story of mystic India as powerful as the native tiger. Comedy—"F. O. B." Mr. and Mrs.Johnson Trailing Wild Animals in Africa The years trip into the wilds of Africa, with gun and camera. Pictures of wild animals never seen in a circus or zoo. Pathe News LOST—Phi Delta Phi pin with pearl; in each corner of Delta. Call 1277 and receive reward. 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