UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Editor-in-chief News Editor Newspaper Editor Help Desk Head Office Plain Tale Editor Plain Tale Editor Boss Downgrade Lord Hamilton Editor BUSINESS STARTS Business Manager...Lloyd Rurpenthal Asn't. Bus. Mgr...John Montgomery, Jr. As't. Bus. Mgr...C. O. Burnsle BOARD MEMBERS Llewellyn White Rahib Johnston Helen James Rachel Wilson Jim Jones Perry John Myi Hair DavVaughn Francis Haley Hat Dean Smith Hen Scott Laura Cowley Kyle McGowan Subscriptions price, $8.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $24.99 in advance for the next nine months. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 65 Entered as second-class mail matter Sep- ter 1958, and served as a Special Agent in Enforcement. Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1977, banned mail. Received time there a week by students in the Department of Education, from the college of the University of Kansas, from the The Daily Kaanan aims to picture the real world of Kaanan. He wants Kaanan to go further than merely mimicking the news by skimping for the ideas he believes are more important. He hopes it: be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be caring; to be more serious problems to woker hands; in more serious problems to woker hands; in his ability to students of the University. TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 1923 Mr. Stefanson, naturalist and explorer, writes in "Collier's" that wolfes never run in large packs. He wrote that before the recent sugar coalition was bared. TOOTHLESS, SPINELESS RESULTLESS We should have an international court, the decisions of which the United States could not be compelled to regard by the use of armies and navies, but the enforcement of whose findings should be brought about by the pressure of world public opinion, which no self-respecting country can now offend. This court should not be endowed with the powers to adjudicate vital questions, which would strike at the very heart of any country, but should be allowed only to consider justifiable questions. That is the remedy Senator Shields of Tennessee prescribes for world disharmony. The Tennessee senator is very polite to the rest of the world. He says that he has always been in favor of the world court. He even concedes Europe the right to form a League of Nations. And he would let America philosophize around a European conference table on nothing whatsoever that had anything to do with the real national problems of today. He would separate equity from actuality, and make the world court an aid society. He cautions us against internationalism, and at the same time attempts to define a world institution. No senator, you do not want a world court. You want a Society for the Discussion of International Justicable Questions, Tootless, Spineless, and Resultless. The senator would leave world settlements to public opinion, but he neglects to tell us who will decide the public opinion. Public opinion has it that France should evacuate the Ruhr Valley. Public opinion also has it that France should hold the Ruhr works. When we read the headline, "Millionaire Starved," we were almost convinced that some day elephants will roost, and that Harding will again lead his party to victory. AND THE EARTH GIVES AWAY The excavation for the new library is creating a great deal of interest on the hill and the procedure indeed warrants observation. The blasts are heard all over the campus and the clank of the steam shovel informs everyone that there is something going on back of Snow hall. During the month that the work has been going on 4500 cubic yards of earth have been removed. The ten foot stratum of rock in former days would have presented an astounding problem, but at the present time a little dynamite and a huge steam shovel in the hands of a few men have accomplished the work that it would have taken a hundred men several months to do. The earth gives way before the onlaught of scientific procedure. The greatest source of interest lies in the steam shovel which puffs and drones as it does its work. It revolves upon a stationary base as a pivot. Its long protruding arm reaches out and with the manipulation of a lever the shovel at the end of the arm dings in with its four giant steel teeth and takes a mouthful of debris into it. Then the shovel swings up and around, the lower part is opened and the contents are dumped into the waiting truck. Huge slabs of rock do not interfere. If they are too large to be carried in the shovel they are lifted and pushed around out of the way. It seems as you watch the work that there is nothing that could stop the success of those steel teeth. Official Daily University Bulletin ECTURES ON' CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE FOR FRESHMEN: Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. LECTURES ON CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE FOR FRESHMEN: The teenth lecture of the series will be given by Miss Bailey, on Wednesday day, April 25, at 4:30, in Room 205, Fraser hall. Subject: "William H. Hudson" Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. II. Tuesday, April 24, 1923 No. 140 R. D. O'LEARY, Chairman. Measurements for caves and gowns, Wednesday, April 25, 9 to 11 a.m. and 2 to 4 p.m. This is absolutely the last opportunity for guests SENIORS: IVO PARROTT, Chairman Cap and Gown Committee The shovel seems almost human in its actions. When the whistle blows as a warning of the coming blast the men are not the only ones who take notice. The shovel turns its back to the threatening blast and then when it is over swings around and begins its work again. It is a fascinating procedure and with the progress that is now being made the excavation will soon be complete. "Million dollar mail thief breaks out of hospital," reads a headline. Evidently he has the habit for life and death. Let us hope that the courts will never become so lax that they parole a murderer because it is his first offense. Now that the war is almost over the Government is trying to dispose of the custodianship of alien enemy property. THE UNDERTAKER GRINS twenty-five persons were killed and several dozen injured in auto accidents one day recently. That is indeed gratifying. The number of fatalities is mounting every week, and it is probable that a high-mark of achievement will be reached during the summer months. Eminent authorities say that the remarkable and agreeable increase in numbers of automobile accident deaths is due in a large measure to the failure to heed warning signals at railroad crossings. Development of a spirit of indifference, bravado, carelessness, then, should be fostered. Perhaps a "shot" of Four Roses before starting on a drive will enable the motorist to muster the nerve it requires to beat the train across. If the first man is unsuccessful in getting killed, the rest should take heart, by all means, and endeavor to better his record; persistence always wins out. Indeed, the fresh graze, it is said, is even now being pointed at with reverence as the sleeping-place of a hero. America is leading the world, as in docs in everything else, in the number of auto-acceptor fatalities. Indeed, it is a tribute to American ingenuity! Another sure-fire method of precipitating an altogether successful accident, as far as deaths are concerned, is to allow the ten-year-old to drive the car. He knows so little about it that he is sure to skid into a convenient telephone pole and fostoon the machine's occupants over the nearby fence sooner or later. Should the ten-year-old fail of his purpose, a little coaching in pushing the old bus to her limit on the road will usually hasten the glad day when the church tolls tell. In New York the motorists have invented a new way of killing themselves. It is this; run your car with in a hundred feet or so of a drawbridge spanning a river. Wait until the bell is sounded, announcing that the bridge is going to be drawn up; then throw "her" into low and endeavor to reach the top and dash off into the river before the angle becomes too acute for the car to "pull" it. California has a climate, Florida has her winters, and Maine has her summers; but Kansas has weather whicheverisnothingmoreso. Plain Tales From The Hill "A groom is a not participant in a wedding," says a news prof. How about the Mathilde Mc and Max Oser affair recently? "Look at those dandelions," said Dumb Danny. "Writing is like pulling the trigger of a gun; if you're not loaded, nothing happens," says Henry Canby. Not quite, but almost what we did to that shot-gun quiz yesterday. At least we fired a salvo of blanks. "Yea, about three quarts worth," said the Practical Prohibitorist. One man says that the easiest thing to do is to bite a dentist. Yes, and the hardest, to pay him. There is one fellow on this campus who is rather wide eyed between the eyes. He was late to class yesterday and told his instructor that he had stood fifteen minutes in the first phone telephone booth of Fraser waiting for the elevator operator to take him to a third floor Latin class. "I love to teach," the professor said, as he started in the class; "I love to teach, especially, the metric bagless loss." The pretty college lass." He goes to bed at two He goes to bed at two And he's out of bed at eight; If he keeps this up, bye and bye, He'll be a K. U. graduate. All the world loves the A maker. Oh, what s so rare as good grades in June? On Other Hills Relics including ancient coins and jewelry worth $100,000 were stolen from the Memorial Museum of Stanford University last Saturday. The theft was discovered Sunday when the museum was opened. The sixth chapter of Phi Beta Kappa on the Pacific coast was installed at the University of Oregon, April 14, with Dean Henry Hatfield, of the University of California, as installing officer. Charging that women distract the attention of the men from their studies with social life and that they come to college merely to seek eligible young men, a press fight is being conducted at the University of California and Stanford to oust women from the universities. The women answer this argument by frankly stating that the men are better educated than women, be more scholastically, and that, if women are in college looking for eligible young men, most of them are leaving disappointed. Santo Tomas University, at Manila, is the oldest institution of learning under the American flag. It was founded in 1611, twenty-five years before Harvard, and it has educated a prominent statement of the islands. The first annual Journalism Week of the Oklahoma University School of Journalism will be celebrated April 22-28. On the opening day the Oklahoma Daily, a seven-column newspaper, will make its appearance. Chinese students of the engineering college of University of Michigan presented an "All China" program at the entertainment for the Chinese in the country, dressed by Chinese students on the political conditions in their country and on engineering as carried on there prominent features of the entertainment. A Chinese sword by a group of engineers from China given Hawaiian musicians furnished the musical attraction. A class in cooking for foresters in own State has been organized for the spring quarter. The class meets every Thursday afternoon and receives practical instruction in principles of cooking and nutrition. The freshman commission of the Y. W. C. A. of University of Minnesota is sponsoring sale of hair nets to raise a fund with which to send a member of the commission to the college to the Y. W. C. A. at Lake Geneva, Wis. Five hundred freshmen at McGill University staged a rite in the dining hall as a protest against the rule of the university, the yearlings to eat in the Commons. Because 250 freshmen funked one semester at the University of West Virginia, all first year men under 21 years of age are prohibited from joining any fraternity or other society of a similar nature. Northwestern University dental school expects to have more than 1,000 undergraduates, 75 dental hygienists, fifty dental assistants and students in its new home, according to the dean of the school, Arthur D. Black. The women's tennis tournament, which was postponed from last Friday and Saturday on account of unfavorable weather conditions, will begin this Friday afternoon and Saturday morning if the weather permits.-Lela B. Duncan, manager of tennis. ANNOUNCEMENTS The women who have passed the American Red Cross life-saving examination will meet tonight at 7:15 p.m. to m. ect. temporary officers so that application can be made at the Southwestern Division of the National Life-Saving Corps for a charter for the organization at the University, where they passed the test will be charter members; those bers must be over eighty years of age—Ruth Hoover, instructor in the department of physical education. There will be a called meeting on the W. A. A. Wednesday afternoon at 4:30—Jean Bennett, president. WANT ADS LOST—A small black notebook somewhere on the campus. Valuable to the owner. Reward, call 2076 Red. LOST-Phi Gamma Delta pin, Pearls and sapphires. Call Waggoner, 444. Reward. A-25 LOST-Delta Sigma Pi pin at Varsity dance, Saturday night. Return to 1244 La. L唤. A-25 FOR SALE—Ford tire and rim, 30x33½ inches Royal Cord, run two thousand miles. Good for many move. Manage. Call Kansas City Manager. 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