THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
special student paper of Kanasa
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Entered as second-class mail master Sep-
ter 1953, and second-class mail master Mar-
tier 1954. Received by the Department of
Kansas, under the act of March 18, 1957.
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ment of Education, from the nati-
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The Daily Kannan aims to picture the undergraduate students as they go on further than merely printing the neat and beautiful drafts of their courses; to play the devil's game; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be careful; to have serious problems to water hude; in more serious problems to water hude; in the ability of the students of the University.
FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1923
The dumbest of dumbbells has been found many times, but the many who went to a flying circus to see the winged elephants makes a strong bid for the world's title.
REDISCOVER YOUR UNI-VERSITY
Opening simultaneously with the Relay events on Saturday, there will open the Engineers Exposition of the University. Both are important steps forward for K. U.
In this highly specialized age, sti-
dents are prone to remain in iign-
rance of departments other than tha-
in which they, themselves, are enrolled
Over in the School of Engineering,
important work is being done, but the
University at large is quite unaware
of the fact.
In this Exposition is the chance for every student to "redisce his university," to learn of the work being done in all departments, and so be able to talk intelligently on every phase of University training.
The presence of hundreds of athletes in Lawrence, visitors from every part of the country, enhances the importance of the Engineers Exposition. It is a significant step forward in the campaign to better the University, and every student should co-operate by taking advantage of it.
THE STUDENT BODY AS A HOST
The other day a Wichita man was run down by a wild calf. There's another argument for the person who believes modern vehicles are the safest after all.
Every once in a while, one one has half-heartedly mentioned that the behavior at convoitation is not what it should be, but since the one Wednesday it seems evident that something must be done to preserve some sort of order.
It was hard to understand Dr. Higgs at first, because of his English accent to which we were all unacustomed. As soon as the students in the back of the auditorium discovered that they would have to exert themselves to hear him, some of them began to talk and laugh in small groups, and eventually, the whole back part of the room was in a hub-bub of gossiping and laughing. A large number left banging of soats and shuffling of feet.
It would probably be impossible to find a remedy in the form of rules or regulations, but the student body ought to feel its responsibility as host and its obligations in that capacity.
Why not make the next convoction for speakers a model of quiet and attention, and set a standard to be observed on every future occasion?
Remarkable, isn't it, how a trivial issue such as the League of Nations should almost omit rival the Kansas City garbage contract as a topic of discussion in that city.
The Detroit paper which is conducting a marble tournament for the boys of that city hasn't announced as yet whether its next feature is to be a tiddledewinks contest for the girls or a whitling tournament for the old gentlemen.
Official Daily University Bulletin
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
Friday, April 20, 1923
Vol. II.
NGINEER'S EXPOSITION:
No. 138
The engineering building and laboratories will be open for visitors at morning, Saturday, April 21.
Moving pictures in Marvin hall lecture room from 8:30 to 9:30 a. m.
General exposition open from 8:30 to 12:30 p. m.
RELAY GAMES:
FROM THE PAST
The program for the relay games starts promptly at 1:30 p. m. Saturday,
april 21.
F. C. ALLEN, Director.
An old rashened pheasant, drawn by a decrepit horse, drew down Massachusetts street the day while Fords and Cadillacs alike passed with a disdainful haste. How like life! The past is always with us more or less, while the present whirls by without taking more than a contemptuous beed of the relics of happenings that have occurred. We think we have forgotten what is in the past—that we have wiped it from our mind and therefore from existence. We pay attention to that which is happening now; we enjoy the present and are neglectful of what we have done before. Then suddenly down the street of our memory drives the old phaenom and horse of the past, to haunt us for a period and before it passes out of sight, it annoys us and we curse it for getting in the way. But who is to be blamed? No one but our sisters—we should not build our present so that we will be ashamed of it in the future.
A newly elected woman mayor of an Illinois town has said that she will run the town in the same manner she runs her kitchen. In other words there will be something simmering along all the time.
English mothers walked fifty-two miles, pushing their babies before them in carriages, in a contet to determine who could make the distance in the shortest time. The winner was hailed with cheers and acclamations. Several hours later her baby became ill from the effects of the long, rough ride.
CONTEST—THE PARAMOUNT ISSUE
Last week in New York an American woman danced fifty hours, wearing out several pairs of shoes, three orchestra, and seven dancing partners in the attentio to maintain her record for endurance.
Contest seems to be the keynote of modern life, and there will be those who will some day weep because there are no more things for which to contest.
To stave off that unfortunate day, why not stage a meet to determine who can wink the fastest, or find the one who can look cross-eyed for the greatest length of time without getting a headache? Such contests would give the great public something to live for.
Jayhawks Flown
Regina Garrison, A. B. '22, is teaching in the schools of Wellington.
R, R. Hibbs, A, B. "22, who is located with R, E. Scamell, a Topena architect, has been in Lawrence several times on business developing from the Acomas fire loss. Mr. Hibbs is president of the Acomas alumni
Parker Brockway, A. B. '22, and Tom Mott, '21, are with the Banker's Life Company of Des Moines, Iowa.
Mary Hoack, A. B. 722, has accepted a position as secretary to Congressman W. H. Stroup, of Sedan, and will leave for Washington, D. C., soon.
Homer Rupar, e'22, is doing engineering work for the Nordyk- norman Company, of Indianapolis,
P. F. WALKER, Dean.
Marian Patterson, A. B. 22, is teaching music in the schools of Grimell.
Everett H. Fixley, A. B. "21," is a student in the graduate school of education at Harvard University. Mr. Fixley will return to Durant, Okla, in June, where he has accepted a position as associate professor of
Nellie Smith, A. B. '22, is teaching domestic science and English in the high school at Grinnell.
Percy Homer Parks, A. B. '22, is teaching at Onaga.
Warren B. Cooksey, '22, is enrolled in the Harvard school of medicine.
education in the Southwestern State Teacher's College.
Alexander Gatewood, *fa*, is visiting this week at the Alpha Phi Alpha house. He has resigned his position as teacher of music in Langston University, Langton, Okla., and is planning to take up new work. While at university, Mr. Gatewood was a major in voice and received several scholarships.
Missouri's rife team finished the national inter-college gallery championship match with a most remarkable score and one which undoubtedly should with the match, according to the scoreboard. A "fluke" score is sent in. The university team shot 5,764 out of a possible score of 6,000. The match was fired in six stages, three pro, one standing, one kneeling, and one siting, each in shot, and the two best scores in each stage counted on the team score.
On Other Hills
The science students of the University of Washington have pledged their aid in building up an aquarium, which, when completed, will take care of all kinds and varieties of fresh water creatures.
Fairmount College is soon to hold their 'Turf Day.' Every year two graduates are sent to Turkey, and they set aside this day for the purported "payback" the money. Other schools are now raising money by similar means.
M. U. The class of 1923 is the largest in the history of the Univer-
Thomas Shoe Shop Electric
1021 Mass. St.
PROTCH The College TA I LOR
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
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MRS. WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St.
Alterations of all kinds; Reline ladies coats; Flat skirts; Remodel coats of every kind.
Engraving, Pritting, Binding Rubber Stamps, Office Supplies Printing by any process 736 Mass.St Stationery
Oread Shining Parlor
A. G. ALRICH
We also do repairing Laces and Shoe Cleaners
CHARLIE'S
city of Missouri. There are two can-doates for degrees, an increase or eighty-nine over that of last year. 1917 obit 570 received degrees. 2004 obit of the University of Chicago will give the baccalaureate address.
Unusual positions for college men during summer, with a well known company. Pays salary, commission, car expense or railroad fare.
Best Shines in Town
Special Notice
This position may lead to permanent connection on completion of college work.
See Mr. Thomas H. Neal, Eldridge Hotel, Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
WANT ADS
LOST-One,pair of ladies long grey suede gloves, on Saturday night, April 14. Finder please call 1902.
LOST—Phi Gamma Delta pin. Pearls and sapphires. Call Waggoner, 444. Reward. A-25
FOR SALE - Ford roadster, privately owned. A1 condition, just reprinted.
Call or see W. Laming, 285, 110 Ind.
4.00
LOST—Delta Sigma Pi pin at Varsity dance, Saturday night. Return to 1244 La. Raeward. A-25
FOR SALE—Ford tire and rim
30%x3 oversize Royal Cord, run two
thousand miles. Good for many more.
Southwestern Teachers'
Agency
-Quick and Efficient Service-
Free enrollment. Send for
blanks. Enroll now. Let us
get your credentials together
for the first and best positions.
W. L. BAKER, A. M. Mgr.
708 Schweiter Bldg.,
Wichita, Kansas
After Every Meal
WRIGLEYS
Chew your food well, then use WRIGLEY'S to aid digestion. It also keeps the teeth clean, breath sweet, appetite keen.
The Great American Sweetmeat
Priced right. Call Kansan Business Manager. A-25
WANTED for next year—Accommodations for ten or fifteen men of a large room, or a large room for library and meetings. Entire furnished house desired, or will take all the rooms usually rented. Write at once, R.F.D. 1, R.F.D. 2, A-25
'WANTED' College men to sell Wear Aluminum through summer months. A chance to make big money and enjoy a pleasant as well as profitable vacation. We give you instructions in salesmanship and teach you how to sell the goods before going on the road. Call and call me an appointment to meet with the representative of the Wear-Over Company at 1026 Ohio, phone 398. A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY YOU CANNOT NOT OVERLOOK. A-23
WANTED — Furnished kitchenette apartment or small house for summer session. Address C. O. Wright, 305 Atchison St., Atchison, Kans.
PROFESSIONAL CARD
DALE'S PRINT SHOP  Job work of al
kinds. 1027 Mast. St. Phone 228.
Tailor Shop
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrista). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1025 Mason.
Phone 442
Is
Your Pay Check Large Enough ?
1109 Mass. St.
DOES your salary check make ends meet? Is it adequate to pay the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker? If not, perhaps we can be of assistance to you in placing you in a better position. We have more calls than we can fill, and are in need of strong teacher doll.
For Further Information Write
Student Hung around until June and then couldn't find a
The KANSAS TEACHER PLACEMENT BUREAU 923 Kansas Avenue, Topeka, Kansas
Job
Phone 398
TUNE IN
WDAF—425 Meters—K. C. Star
BROADCASTING
Do you want to HANG AROUND until then without a Job? If not, then see W. C. WILSON at 1026 Ohio.
Lucas-English Orchestra
MONDAY, APRIL 23, 8:15 to 9:30 P. M.
If you haven't a set come up to BRICKS
Get party dates now—a few open before June 1
"GIFTS THAT LAST"
THE COLLEGE JEWELER
WE LIKE TO DLK LITTLE JOBS OF REPAIRING
Suits that----
FIT ---wear longer
730 Mass.
CLARK
CLEANS
CLOTHES
Phone 355
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
CAPITAL $100,000.00
GRANT $100,000.00
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
SURPLUS $100,000.00
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Holl, D. C. Ashar, L. V. Müller, T. C. Green
J. C. Moore, O. S. Bishop
D. C. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cash.
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash.
Trunks - Trunks - Trunks
We have every kind of trunk you could wish for. Don't buy a trunk until you have visited our store.
HARNESS and LUGGAGE SHOP
ED KLEIN'S
HARNESS and LUGGAGE SHOP Phone 1234 7
Phone 1234
714 Mass.
How's Your Stock of Spring Shirts?
Our's is Fine
With the recent opening in Lawrence of the newest link in the chain of the Gibbs Clothing Company's stores, comes a new line of shirts—new in more than one sense—they're new in styles, fabrics and price as well as "vintage"—the prices are
$1.00 $1.50 $1.98 $3.00
Collar-to-match shirts are very popular. It would be hard to find a more distinctive and attractive line than these—some have collars attached, others band styles with collars to match—solid colors in unusual fabrics.
$1.50 $2.45 $3.00
Soft collar attached whites, also French Gray's and Sand colors—all in an excellent quality of mercerized pongee and oxford cloth.
$1.98
Massachusetts
When in Topeka Visit one or all of our 3 Topeka stores
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