THE KANSAN Kansas. The official paper of the University of Published every Wednesday and Sacrard night of the school year. by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. J. W. Kayser, Editor. R. L. Douglas, Managing Editor. Frank H. Blackmar, Business Manager. Members of the Board: C. L. Van Fleet, H. W. Davis, Howard Farnsworth, Wallace F. Hovey, W. W. Marshall, Roy Moore, Alma Manley, Minnie Owens, Emery Trekell, May V. Wallace, Carl Young. Clinical Department: J. D. Davies, Simpson Building, Kansas City, Kansas. Subscription price, one dollar per year. Advertising rates; 20 cents per inch per insertion. Address all business communications to F. H. Blackmar, 1121 Kentucky St. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence. Kansas. Postoffice under the act of congress; March 3, 1879. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7. 1906 UNIVERSITY CALENDAR. Friday, Feb. 9: Friday, Feb. 9: Dr. Edward G. Bourne will speak in chapel. Dr. Bourne will lecture on the "Spanish Empire. Saturday, February 10: Professor Kelsey will lecture on "Pompeii and St. Pierre." K. dance in F. A. A. Hall. Tuesday, February 13: Professor Haworth will speak in chapel. If the Missourians can't beat us in football, it is agreed that they can out-sing us. The Missouri glee club was all that it was advertised to be. There was not a poor voice among the twenty-one members and the choice of songs could not have been better. The training table costs $1,300 this year. What improvement we could make on McCook field if that sum could be expended there instead of feeding sixteen men beefsteak and milk. Considerable praise is due Manager Samuel McReynolds and Director Heim Goldman of the mandolin club for bringing the Missouri glee club to this place. It was a risk financially but they have come out ahead besides giving K.U. people a good musical program. One lasting effect the present wave of football reform will probably have is the abolition of the training table. Nor will anything give more real satisfaction to all true lovers of the sport. The training table is undoubtedly a professional feature of amateur athletics. It is unnecessary because track men and basket ball men indulge in nearly as hard exercise as football without the training table. No feature of football has caused the trouble at K.U.for the last ten years that the training table has. Nothing has been harder than to get the men to pay their board bills in full. Nebraska has had the same trouble that Kansas has had. Let us take the lead and abolish the training table, no difference what other changes the "Big Nine" makes. PROFESSOR HOPKINS SPEAKS. Says Bitterness of Rivalry Characterizes Private Institutions. Professor E. M. Hopkins, head of the English department of the University spoke in chapel yesterday on the relations of state institutions as compared to those of private schools and colleges. "When two individuals, or two institutions, each trying to do the same things better than any other can do fall into company, an inspiriting contest is the result," said Professor Hopkins. "Selfishness and jealousy do not come into that atmosphere. When we find such things we may know that something is wrong with one or both. Such a fraternal relationship as exists between us and Missouri I am sure, is more characteristic of state institutions than of those supported by private endowment." In closing, Professor Hopkins welcomed the Missouri Glee Club, and assured them that Kansas would try as hard to beat them in music next year as she ever did in athletics. The visiting glee club then sang a swinging college melody, and closed the chapel exercises by singing the M.S.U. version of "Carmen." Sellers and Pickering are end men in the Elk's Minstrel. Opera House, Feb. 12-13. No Air in Natural Gas. In addition to his other troubles, notably a batch of Geology I students to the number of 130, Professor Haworth has before him the task of persuading Kansas newspapers that the natural gas is not adulterated with ordinary air. In the first place the companies have no pumping stations installed as yet, and could not possibly pump air into the pipes. Professor Haworth is testing the gas frequently and any adulteration will be promptly detected and reported. Doubleday and Ellis star in Elk's Minstrels. Opera House, Feb. 12-13. Hon. J. W. Gleed, former K. U. student, member of Gleed, Ware and Gleed Law Firm of Topeka, will talk to the Y. M. C.A. on "The Legal Profession as a Life Work" Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock in the Christian church. Lindsey, Asher and Copley appear in the latest musical hit of the season. Elk's Minstrels, Feb. I2-13. Hon. J. W. Gleed to Speak, Mr. T. B. Sears, '99, who has been working at civil engineering in Mexico for the past year, has accepted a position in the faculty of Nebraska University. His wife, Mrs. Ruth Whitman Sears, '99, is at present visiting her parents of this city. A K. U. student wrote to a friend and said: "Next to home there is no place like K. U." We would judge by that, that the poor fellow has never been any place else.-Washburn Review. Photos? Shelley's Studio. COTRELL & LEONARD ALBANY, N. Y. Makers of CAPS AND GOWNS to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, and the other leading American Universities. Class work a specialty. CAPS AND GOWNS COLLEGE CAPS, GOWNS The Best Workmanship at Lowest Prices. Silk Faculty Gowns and Hoods. COX SONS & VINING 262 Fourth Ave.. NEW YORK Wiedemann's. The Oyster season has opened. We serve them in all styles. Pure Ice Cream. Sundaes and Sodas with fruit. WIEDEMANN'S. The Smoke House, A Resort for Gentlemen. Pool, Billiards and Shining Parlor. JOHN WALQUIST. Fred J. Boyles, . Students' Printer and Stationer. Bell phone 605 red. Home phone 526 University Barber Shop Foot of Adams Street. Valentines that are works of art and can be made a joy forever. 1c to $2.50. UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE. Ice cream any style at Vic's. The following members of the visiting Missouri glee club were entertained at the chapter houses of their fraternity brothers: S. A. Dew, Raymond E. Lee, and T. J. Orr at the Beta house; F. A. Lhamon and F. A. Miller, at the Sigma Chi house; and M. M. Prentis and Ralph Ellis at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house. Fruit of all kinds at Vie's. Prof. W. L. Burdick went to Effingham, Atchison county, Saturday night, and acted as judge in an oratorical contest in the high school there. On Sunday he preached two sermons at Dr. Hughe's church in Kansas City. That chocolate "Happy Thought" is a dandy, at Vic's. James Shirk, who has been instructor in mathematics in the University for some time past, has accepted a position in the faculty of the Leavenworth high school. He will teach physics and chemistry and will receive $100 a month. Try a "Sweet Surprise" at Vic's WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $20,000 J. B. Watkins, Pres. C. A. Hill, V. P. C. H. Tucker, cashier. W. E. Hazen, assistant cashier. THE LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY COMPANY 908 Massachusetts Street. All Work Up to Date and Guaranteed. M.B.Galloway, University Agent. Both Pnoes. 383. CHAS. L. HESS, Meat Market 941 Mass. St. We Call for and Deliver Your Clothes. TAILOR SHOP AND PANTATORIUM. 0. P. Leonard Rates $1.50 per month. Agents, C. O. Pingry, Ross Cunnick. Tel. 5321 Red. Res. Tel. 134. 733 Mass. Smith's News Depot Imported Key West and Domestic Cigars Fine Tobaccoos, Smokers' Articles. Foot Ball, Base Ball, and Athletic Goods. Telephone 608. 709 Massachusetts St. Donnelly Brothers Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables. 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