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The Daily Kaanam aims to picture the landscape of a village; to go further than merely printing this new book by staining for the idea of color and texture; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be sure in doing so; to solve more serious problems to wiser hands; in understanding how to achieve its ability to the students of the University.
TUESDAY, MARCH 13,1923
"Any fool can make war. It is the business of statesmen to end it." Then let the statesmen their own business!
THE ALL-VALLEY
With three men on the all-Valley first team and two men on the second all-Valley team, K. U. athletes have received the highest honors that can be awarded a basketball player in the Missouri Valley, where the court game reaches standards unexcelled perhaps in any other section of the country.
The choice of men for the mythical all-Valley is not the judgment of one man. It is the result of the united opinions of the coaches and players of the teams that compose the Valley. Technical skill and endurance are the prime factors in determining the choice, but other considerations bear great weight. The spirit of play and sportsmanship that the player displays on the court is considered.
The choice of these Kansas men on the all-Valley is an honor to the University and to our athletics and a recognition of the merits of the Crinson and Blue men, both as basketball players and as men.
Speaking in composing room terms we observe several types of human beings who go about with a heavily leaded movement, having no definite point, and making a very light impression.
POLITICS AGAIN
The spring political campaign will soon be here and in its wake the campus will be flooded with political publicity of such a pature that there is created a doubt in the minds of some students whether or not Hill College are worth the trouble.
The methods used by the political parties savor too much of the old days of bossism and not at all of the enlightened interest that should be displayed by college men and women. College men and women in their political organizations should take advantage of all the best modern thought in governmental and party organization, but instead on this campus the wold oorn-out systems control. Their type has long since been driven out of the real body politic.
Not only should Hill politics be diically changed in method and procedure, but those who take active part in it should cultivate a more wholesome respect for propriety and cency in the conduct of campaigns. Student politics must persist if student government is to persist, but party organizations as now formed must declare in favor of some real constructive changes if they are to retain any degree of student confidence.
When we take a slant at the world today, we become more and more convinced that we, and not our grand-sis, are the monkeys.
Addresses at electrical engineering gatherers are not always shocking remarks.
Some of our campus shields who think they have a good line haven't the proper bait.
EVERYBODY PAYS
The student who gets his grade by unfair means pays a dear price. He owes it in loss of self respect.
He pays in the loss of the respect of his classmates.
He pays in loss of self-respect.
He pays when he takes his degree,
for it is worthless and signifies nothing
worth while.
The University pays the bill of the theater.
It pays in terms of false standards of scholarship.
It pays in cheapened degrees.
It pays in loss of student respect for scholarship as indicated by
It plays in long or student repre-
or scholarship as indicated by
grades.
It pays in terms of lowered campus morale.
The student who does not cheat pays the cheater's bill.
He pays in flunks or low grades which should be the due of the one whose cheating sets false class standards.
He pays in loss of respect for grades.
He pays in chanched grades, for his degree is no better in the eyes of the world than that of the criber.
The cribbber's bill is a big one and everybody helps pay it.
Gag rule failed in Missouri legislature. That is a mistake. Gags are sometimes necessary in the best of congresses.
SCIENCE vs. DISEASE
Medical science admits that it is baffled when it comes to diagnosing or treating successfully lethargic encephalitis, more commonly known as "sleeping sickness." This strange disease, which began its ravages in Canada some time ago and is now prevalent in the east, and even brought death to a Lawrence world war veteran recently cannot be stopped. Whether it is a contagious disease cannot even be determined.
One need not stretch the imagination to predict that science will not be long in discovering some means of combatting this dread malady. As far back as the eighteenth century, Edward Jenner, an English surgeon, discovered a vaccine which would aid in preventing the terrible disease of smallpox, which was then and had been for many years killing off thousands in Europe. No one thought it could be done, but Jenner found a way to stop it. Since that time it has been discovered that the dread fevers - scarlet, typhoid, malarial and others - could be combatted. Medical science has effectively demonstrated that it can, given the proper time, find a way to treat any disease, even though it may not completely stamp it out.
Even now it is reported that a serum produced by the Mayo brothers of Rochester, Minn., is a possible cure for sleeping sickness, but whether this be true is not definitely known. Nevertheless, there can be little doubt that sleeping sickness will not long baffle physicians of the world. In this day there is little that can withstand the efforts of science.
One sure sign of spring they've ill overlooked—one of our erst-walk ea-hounds had a chigger bite recently.
The rain and snow which gave the earth a thorough wetting Sunday evening will prove a boon to the farmers. Throughout the winter, in this and neighboring states, farmers have been praying for rain to save the wheat crop, and their prayers have been answered.
The slush and water on Mount Oreut, that resulted from the snow is not pleasant, of course—especially when one has no shoes but low-cuts—but the benefits accruing to the farmers as the result of that same slush will more than counter-balance the misery of those who have to wade through it in towns.
NEEDED MOISTURE
What helps the Kansas farmer elps Kansas as a whole, help evry state in the United States, and elps foreign countries. The world食 wheat, and the farmer needs noiture to produce the wheat. Bring in the rain.
At last a thoroughly good musical show! For the second time within less than a week, Lawrence people learned how to sing as just as "the Hindu" was a high spot in the dramatic season, so "Hitch-Koo" played at the Bowersock next night; was far superior to those that has been here since the holidays.
"Hitchy Koo!" is not, in the strict sense of the word, a musical comedy, but it has more music and more comedy than many productions parading under that name. Arranged in much the same manner as the various folios, it is a show of discourse on love. The show has no continuous thread of plot.
At The Theater
But it was not only the life of the company) that put the show across with such a punch; that, of course, it was makes or makes art. The show is beautiful, staging and lighting and the novelty of the costumes, as they were finished before the audience in rapid succession, added more than a little to its suc-
Raymond Hitchcock carries with him a splendid company of entertainers clever comedians, some well-known and some can really dance. The whole production was so colorful, so well worked out, that it swept the audience along through episode after episode, and while it was crowned with prolonged applause.
Such a little unpleasantny, how ever, does not badly mar the fun an the rhythmic sweep of the production as a whole. It could not, for "Hilly Koo, 1923" is a good show—an evening of royal entertainment.
To name all the characters that pleased would be to border on a tedious listing, but the opportunity to say a word for Ed and Tom Hickey can hardly be missed. Mr. Hitchock has gathered objections in the kind that never fails to draw a hearty laugh from he audience.
By Ben Hibbs
For those who go to a musical comedy to hear music, "Hitty Koo" is not a disappointment. Ruth Urban, Irene Delvey, Al Saxon, and Jonah Greenberg, among several numbers that pleasing voices are not an impossibility on the musical comedy stage. The dancing was likewise good. The dancing acts were built around the well-trained chorus of twelve, which, by the way, is in line with what we saw now on the road, is composed of girls. One thing that jarred a bit was Mr. Hitchcock's anti-prohibition propaganda. That sort of comedy lacks "blee gigs" in New York. But Mr. Hitchcock never learn that the Middle Wes does not have to like what New York likes?
Plain Tales From The Hill
Old Man Winter saw all the spring hats and suits that have been cavorting all over the campus recently and decided that Easter had come—hence the snow. The fraternity fresh now are out doing that which they do best—wielding the shovel. These articles which were laid in away in the old familiar moth hat (and, for instance, Hill Ad Noyles, Lake Warm, and the rest of the boys are setting around the stove. College life.
Following the publication of the so-called all-Valley team, we submit our guess, based on the accepted method of reasoning.
What a team! Again we say, what a team! Any coach in any school in the Missouri Valley should be proud to have this aggregation playing for him. Dyer and Napoleon play at Naple with the Nap while Dyer goes down to score, and eel-like Garvin to run wild over the floor with Norton.
The selection of Tut at forward may surprise some because he played guard all season. But he was just too good to keep off of the team. Garvin gets the place because of his streaky dribble
Forward... Tutukhamken
Forward... Norton
Center... Car Gavin
Guard... John D. Dow
Guard... Napoleon
The two guards are the class of all players. John Dyer, a genius at diagnosing the opponent's attack, and Napoleon, a clean liver and modest gentleman. Fine words those, to some from anyone.
It may be well here to quote what Cap Garin has to say about Norton, the star forward. "I refuse to be beholden," declared cap Tonga. Today enough said.
After winning every place in the ski-jumping contest, the McGill University skiers left the jump the undisputed champion of the country at first time in three years that the athletes have captured a victory from Dartmouth.
The regular weekly luncheon meeting of the Faculty of the School of law will be held at 12:30 Wednesday at noon At Taverne.
Official Daily University Bulletin
LAW SCHOOL FACULTY:
Copr received by Florence F. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office
LOST—Ring, White canoes on black background. Finder please call Eulais Richardson, phone 2776. M_18
LOST- Onte Hill Monday a pair of tortoise rim glasses in soft leather case return to Melvin Griffin and receive reward. 1457 Tenm, St. M-10
LOST—Horn rimmed glasses on Tenn. St. Call 1354. M-14
Vol. 11.
CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE LECTURE FOR FRESHMENT:
Thomas Hardy, by Miss Gardner, at 4:30 Wednesday afternoon, in
Boston.
Tuesday, March 13, 1923
LOST on campus. Parker Duofold fountain pen. Phone 2372 Blue W. R. Kell. M-14
ALICE N. WINSTON, Chairman
WANT ADS
The ability to take a good "nazing" is the one thing above all others that is characteristic of the college man, according to The Ohio State Lantern. A good-natured "calling-down" or recital of his faults will elicit nothing from him but a laugh or in a return.
PEN AND SCROLL:
Call meeting of Pen and Scrioll at 7:30 Wednesday evening in Prater
Rooft Room to complete plans for a line party March 19th at the Bowerswere
An-18 year old sophomore will lead the University of Missouri football as captain next fall.
On Other Hills
A woman is editor of the University of Iowa's humorous magazine, "The Friar." This is the only unicorn in America. The United States that has a woman editor.
The foremost educators of Japan are making an attempt to introduce co-education in Japanese schools.
Only two colleges in the United States offer courses entitled, "Industrial Journalism"-Oregon Agricultural College. Kansas State Agricultural College.
FURNISHED ROOMS WANTED--
For State High School Basketball
Tournament, March 15, 16, 17, Phone
Athletic Office, K. U. 82. M-10
LOST—Purple silk scarf Tuesday evening. Finder please phone 263
FOR RENT...Furnished house at 1414 Tenn. St, for next year. Suitable for small fraternity, with privilege tables. Newly decorated Phone 218 M-10
LOST—A fountain pen in Kansan news room or office. Call Pauline DeWoody at 2076 Red. M-13
FOR RENT—Furnished rooms. Can be used for light house keeping. 1801 K9, phone 1872 Red. M-47
LOST—Scurab Fraternity pin—J. W.
R. Abydos on back—Return to Kansan Office. Display. M-13
BOYS' washings a specialty. Satisfaction guaranteed. Will also do mending. 1805 Kentucky. M-17
WANTED—For 10 weeks summer session, experienced steward and stewardess at Patterson Club, 1245 Louisiana. M-13
ROOM to rent. Fully modern. Large closet. 1227 Ohio St. M-13
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G. A. Hill, Vice-President and
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D. C. Asher, Cashier
Dick Williams, Assistant Cash
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash
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"It Pays to Swim With the Current"
This is about two spark plugs. At the moment they are lying on the sales manager's desk in the establishment of a large middle-western hardware jobber.
「One spark plug bears a name known wherever automobiles are used, the other a name seldom heard.」
Both, says the sales manager, are good plugs. On the score of quality they run neck and neck.
More and more jobbers in every line of business are learning every day that it pays to swim with the current of popular demand.
f "But," he adds, "we are discontinuing this line"—and he holds up the plug of unfamiliar name. "Yes, and our discount on it is larger, too."
¶“What's wrong with it? Not a thing. It's a good plug—mighty good plug but—no one knows about it. It isn't advertised—the other one is. The demand is for the advertised make. And we've learned it pays to swim with the current, not against it.”
"Our job," said one jobber, "is to supply markets, not create them. Let the manufacturer make a market for his goods, and we will handle it."
Said another—"Our salesmen carry a catalog with thousands of items in it. They haven't the time to push unadvertised goods. Their work is principally taking orders."
If you go among these wholesalers today to introduce a new product in competition with merchandise nationally advertised, unless the article is exceptional, you will be met everywhere by the injunction: "First go out and get a reputation for your goods through advertising."
The wholesaler knows by actual contact with dealers how they value speed of turnover, goods which move with a minimum of effort, goods people know about and ask for.
DAILY KANSAN