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The Daily Kaanan aims to picture the lives of Kenyan children to go further than merely printing the news by bandaging it for the favors; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be careful; to be more serious problems to wiser heads; in order to have an ability the students of the University.
TUESDAY, MARCH 6, 1923
Electricity moves 288,000 miles a second. The way some landmarks act, they must think it passes through the meters faster than that.
WANTED; A CHEERLEADER
The students must now choose a cheerleader for next year. A plan has been worked out by which anyone who feels that he might have the quilifications for that position may have a chance to demonstrate his fitness for the place by leading the cheering at the conventions to be held before the spring elections.
To discharge the duties of University cheerleader well, one must have something more than the knack of appearing well in a cute little white sweater. The job requires initiative, the ability to organize, and the willingness to work.
If you feel that you can meet the demands made upon a cheerleader's time and energy for the sake of the University, do not pass up this chance. It will take nerve, but you will be well received. The students will not expect all of you that they do 'of the old timers, but it will give them an opportunity to determine whether or not you have that rare personality that makes the successful cheerleader. If you have, you need not worry about which of the political parties will choose you as a candidate. The students will elect you.
H. H. Kitchen, organizer of the K. K. K. in Topeka, says that the oath of the klam is more binding than his duties as a citizen of the United States. As an apostle of Americanism, he ought to be informed that the United States are in America.
K. U.'S CHANCE TO SERVE
K. U's CHANCE TO SERVE
Before a shop window down town today there stood a woman, holding a small child by the hand. The baby was dressed in heavy velour and fur; her eyes shone with health and well-being. Baby dimples appeared in her cheeks as other children well-clothed and happy as she was, passed up the street.
At that hour in Corfu, sixty-six small children, not older than the American fur-clad baby, were living in one small room, dying of disease and exposure, and alive at the present day only because of the help received from America.
At that hour, a hundred children not yet ten years old, were lying on straw mattresses on the floors in a crowded hospital at Moscow, recuperating from the effects of operations performed without anaestheties, or without proper care.
At that hour in a peasant village outside Moçow, a cold barn, serving as an orphanage, housed three hundred children between six and ten years or age. The roof leaked; there was no fire; and there were only brown weed-cakes to eat.
Today is America's chance to serve. She can replace cotton dresses with real clothes; she can furnish shoes for barefoot orphania; she can substitute American cereals for weed cakes.
Judging from the headlines, this is a day of mergers and murders.
THE WATER SPORT WAITS
Wrestling is an infant sport at K. U, but with the experience of this year to help it, the Kansas wrestling team will take its place next season well forward in Missouri Valley wrestling ranks.
What of swimming? There are a number of men enrolled in the University who act as swimming instructors and life guards during the summer months. They need little training in the art of getting through the water.
Other schools in the Valley have swimming teams. Some time ago the Argies defeated Nebraska in a close meet. Nebraska has no pool but practices in the Y, M, C, A. pool there. Kansas with a good pool and plenty of material should be represented in this swimming league. It is another chance to prove that "we own the Valley."
The quickest sight seeing on record is that of an American woman, who claims to have done London in nine hours. She will not be through telling about it in nine years.
FORD'S "CANDIDACY"
In various parts of the United States there are misguided persons who are attempting to push Henry Ford for president. Even in the Lawrence Journal-World there appeared Saturday night a want ad reading: "Volunteers wanted everywhere to circulate petitions drafting Henry Ford into the race for president. Write for petitions. National Ford-for-President League, Hiwatha, Kansas."
It is strange that people will think of Henry Ford as good presidential timber just because he is a successful manufacturer. No doubt Ford thinks he would be the saviour of the world, but his policies for saving the world might be just as practical as that wild goose expedition he financed back in 1916, "to get the boys out of the trreees by Christmas."
Ford's kindness of heart and his good intentions were no doubt working when he sent that peace ship t Europe, but the incident proved there was nothing practical about him when he washes it in his own field of work. Practical men, not theorists, are needed to fill the presidential chair.
Nevertheless, if Ford should run he would poll a great vote. There are millions of persons in this country who think Ford would make an ideal president because of the fact that he has made it possible for the poor man to have a little luxury cheaply, and because of his spirited attacks upon "capital." And this in face of the fact that Ford ranks pretty high in the capitalistic class.
Ford may win a nomination and the election in 1924, but if he does he will find, and the people will find, that running an automobile plant and running an administration are two different things.
The Chinese word for "hash" is the longest and most difficult word to pronounce in the language. They probably try to name everything that is in it.
THE COSMETIC MENACE Professors in Paris have raised their eyes from their musty tomes long enough to inform a breathless world that the women of the future will be bearded and mustached. Cocktails, cigarettes, and the chemicals in cosmetics are blamed for this new invasion into fields sacred to masculine endeavor.
THE COSMETIC MENACE
Reframers and cranks for years have conducted a crusade against the use of cosmetics with but little result. Now that the professors have pointed out that this risk is in the form of mustaches, the reform action is saved.
Dieregarding the question of whether or not the field of feminine whiskers is one worthy of professional attention, the warning of the Parisian professors may be of great import.
A scientist has found that plants experience great pain in their death struggles. How much will that add to the total pain of the Kansas wheat harvest?
What can the Irish do to keep occupied now that they cannot fight?
Official Daily University Bulletin
APPLICATIONS FOR SCHOLARSHIPS:
The Committee on Scholarships will receive applications for 1923-24 scholarships on Wednesday and Thursday of this week from 3 to 5 in Room 314 Fraser Hall. Students unable to present themselves at this time are requested to notify the chairman who will arrange another appointment.
Copy received by Florence F. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office
until 11:00 a. m
Tuesday, March 6, 1923
Vol. II.
No.108
LAW SCHOOL FACULTY:
The regular weekly meeting of the faculty of the School of Law will be held at 12:30 Wednesday noon at Ye Taverne.
E. GALLOO, Chairman.
H. W. ARANT, Dean.
CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE LECTURE FOR FRESHMEN:
"Joel Chandler Harris and George W. Cable," by Miss Hull, at 4:30 Wednesday afternoon in Room 205 Fraser Hall.
BAND REHEARSAL:
Band rehearsal from 7 to 8 o'clock Wednesday evening in Fraser Chapel Important that all members be present.
A Joint meeting of Quill Club and Rhadamathi will be held at Ye Taverne at 6:30 Thursday evening. Telephone supper room to Yee Taverne
J. C. McCANLES, Director.
QUILL AND RHADAMANTHI;
Campus Opinion
to the editor of the Kauai.
Where is the old Kansas demonstration to that is easy. That old peep and exuberance of spirit was nothing more or less than excess energy used by students to honor their school and show their appreciation of the efforts of caren of their former students to UOI University.
VICTOR SOLBERG, Vice Chancellor. L. E. BAIRD, Jr., Oread Staff.
On the bulletin board in the news room is a small cardboard box, fastened securely. There is a hole in the top and an inscription on the side, "A fund for the purchase of a blanket or *Fi*. Contribute anything."
You wonder why after the Missouri game, the night air was not rent with the howls of a victory-crazed mob. Where was the energy for these howls? Over in the department of physics (may their unrest give them facts never be satisfied) I was taught that something could not be created out of nothing. In fulfilling the educational aims of this University so many demands are made upon the students, that there is not enough pep left any more with which you yell, cheer and organize pep rallies.
lies as in the old days. The call of the text book has been stronger than the call of the wild. D. V. P.
Plain Tales From The Hill
As close to the radiator as he can get, Pi dozes and dreams of the blanket. A member of the force of "terrible cubs" declares that the fund, if it grows no faster than it has, finally be spent for a bathing suit.
Dere ed you anserd my question so gud yesterday that i will now ask
Dear Dun: **Sorry the weather man**
wrong about the heavy undies.
Gun during intermission is O. K,
but Cl'max would make the
more stick and aid in tripping the
light bombastic. P. T.
you another simple win, im asked to go to a dance soon and in regard to etiket i will to ask you shall i chum gur din enternisation or not.
Dun Hill
First s'rest —"Why don't you get your clothes pressed more often?" Second same —"I can't spend so much time in bed."
Very respt. yourn,
Dou Hill
Very respt. yourn,
Student coinion at the University of Indiana is in favor of adding an ablistic fee to the contingent fee paid by students for the benefit of athletes. It is for the betterment of athletics.
LOST—Two-skin mink fur neckpiece on or between campus and 1332 Ln.
Call 1653. M-8
WANT ADS
LOST—Ladies gold pencil inscribed with initials A, E. Reward call 1255. M-8
LOST — Wrist watch, Swiss movement.
Please notify Elizabeth Walker.
1645 La. St, or call 1553. Reward. M-8
WANTED—Student to act as Club steward for next three months and Summer session. Phone 1759. M-8
ROOM to rent. Fully modern. Large closet. 1227 Ohio St. M-13
ROOMS—For boys, double or single.
1042 Ohio. Phone 1658. M-12
LOST—Onyx ring, with Phi Gamma
Delta crest, Wednesday in Spooner
Wash room. Reward, Call 268, M-9
LOST-Wrist-watch, in Robinson at basketball game. Return to Grace Hyatt, 1200 Tennessee. Phone 2577, Reward. M 7
LOST-Gold fountain pen. Finder please call Misa Thompson at 1243 Blue. J-1
LOST-Tortoise shell glasses, between 1111 and 1300 Kentucky Leave at Kansan office. Liberal reward. M-7
LOST—A sterling fountain pen with initials F. W. The finder please phone 1935.
FOR RENT—In modern house, 3
single rooms, $8, $10, and $12, with
privilege of renting rooms for next
year's school. Board if desired at a
1026 Ohio Street. Phone 398. M-2
Boys Club at $5.50 for 3 meals or
$4.75 for 2 meals. Also want a dish-
washer, one who will room at house
FOR RENT—Rooms for boys, single or double, one suite for two or three. Prices reasonable. Modern conveniences. 1310 Third St. Ten. M-9 1475.
OR RENT - 9 room residence bordering South Park. Thoroughly modern. Double garage. This is a thorny desirable house. Call Orion 2578.
M-6
PROFESSIONAL CARD
Dr. J. W. O'BRYAN. (Dentist) Special训 to prevention and treatment of dental caries. DAILY PRINT SHOP. Job work of all kinds. 1025 Mass. St., Phone 228.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrist). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass.
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN. Dr. Florence J. Barrows. Phone 2337. Office 909% Mass. St. Calls answered.
Stepping Upward
via
WESTERN
REFERENCE
SERVICE
Will You Step Up YOU CAN STEP UPWARD
The one room rural school can NOT do that. We need a two room school with a coat and a gown and a teacher for each student, a coat and a gown and a teacher for each student. We have a large office force of trained teachers equipped with every modern conveniences we need to support our progressive employees in hard-to-reach areas. Our goal is to keep your employee university level. Keep your employee university level. Keep your employee university level. Any other method is not so by employee. Any other method is not so by employee. Any other method is not so by employee.
REFERENCE TEACHERS are wanted. This is why they are usually chosen. Free enrollment requires a phone number. Write today for STEPWING.
THE WESTERN REFERENCE &
Department of Education 411 Gates Building Kansas City, Mo.
THE COLLEGE JEWELER
WE LIKE TO DL LITTLE JOBS OF REPAIRING
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
"GIFTS THAT LAST"
CAPITAL $100,000.06
SURPLUS $100,000.00
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
DIRECTORS
D. C. Asher, Cashier
D. C. Asher, Assistant Cash.
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash.
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Asher, L. V. Müller, T. C. Green
J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop
白
THE OREAD MAGAZINE
IS DELAYED
WILL BE ON THE CAMPUS
Monday, March 12
"The Best Number in Years."
The most unique entertainment of the year.
K. U.'s
International Talent NIGHT
A varied program of drama and music by our best talent from the East and West.
Classical Singing Foreign Melodies
String Circles Oriental Dancing
Dept. — C
Orchestras
A Magic Quartet
Professional Juggling National Costumes
Kansas City, Mo.
The Annual Cosmopolitan Night
ROBINSON GYM. 35c -- 50
THE RIGHT CLOTHES FOR YOUNG MEN
The tailoring you can depend upon because the sharpness is there to stay-built in the clothes-not pressed in.
Fine clothes tailored to your individual measure at prices no greater than asked for ready made clothes.
Wyandotte Moccasin Co.
SAM G. CLARKE
1319 Main Street
1033 Mass. St.
MOCCASINS
Sent Postpaid, guaranteed to delight you, or your money, promptly and cheerfully refunded.
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Rest, Ease and Service combined in the world's best grade of house and bedroom slippers. The comfort of stocking feet; dressy and artistic in appearance; made of genuine suede tan leather, unsurpassed for wear; beautifully beaded in Indian designs; leather fitted strap from heel to instep. Insulated with waterproof fabric; backed in suede in pocket for traveling. To introduce our new Wyandotte line; in adult sizes, at only $2.00. Babies' and children's sizes, $1.00. Sizes run the same as shoes; can fit any member of the family.
Price $2.00
Special cash terms to student agents on quantity orders...
--at $ 5 and $ 7^{50}
75 Smart Spring Hats
For Wednesday In The Millinery Section
Close-fitting Novelties
Stunning Poke Shapes
Hats banked with flowers
Rainbow Sport Hats
Matron Hats
Black Hats
Spring Blossom Effects
Drooping Brims
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Coats and Capes for Matron or Miss
The Capes for Spring are graceful and comfortable—soft, rich materials such as Veldura, Melrosa, Primavera—Navy, Black, Tan, or Gray at $45.00 to $75.00.
SPORT AND SWAGGER COATS in the Camel shades, plain or in block plaids, Genuine Camels Hair and "Shaggy"—S18 and up to $45
BULLENE'S
At 815 Massachusetts Street