UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-chief Rahb. Jobnitsch News Editor Gilton Karpigatz Newswriter Karan Stern Sport Editor Karan Stern Sports Editor Almani Editor Almani Editor Charles $290 Charles $300 BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ___ Lloyd Ruppentha Am't. Bus. Mgr. ___ John Montgomery, J Am't. Bus. Mgr. ___ C. O. Burrage ROARD MEMBERS Lievelyn White Caroline Markhrader Riley Petty Helen Scott Doug Beams Perry Jones Bernice Bowers Loretta Cohen Hilary Jahn Ruth Carry Subscriptions price, $8.50 in advance for the first nine months of the annual year; education $2.75 to submit a second-class mail matter Sep- ter 19, 2003 to the Department of Journalism, Kansas, under the act of March 8, 1997. The author, James F. Roberts, will be study by students in the Department of Journ- alism on Thursday, April 25, at the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kanan amass to picture the Tamarind School in the town to go further than merely printing the news by skimping for the ideal students; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be brave and to be more serious problems to water hands; in the school to be the ability of the students of the University. THURSDAY, MARCH 1, 1923 ALL-VICTORIOUS The memory of what happened on Rollins Field at Columbia Thanksgiving is dim today for when the beaten Tiger left the floor last night the Jayhawk owned the Valley. Though diamond miners are quitting work, the gold-diggers are still onthe job. The Tiger could not stop the Kansas team from doing what no basketball team has done since the Valley was organized -finish a Valley season all-victorious. No one man can be given credit for the K. U. record. It was the "everlasting teamwork" all along the line from the first and second string men and the coach down to the men on the freshman team who stood the bruises and knocks in scrimmage with the Varsity. The Kansas team of 1923 has made a place for itself and for K. U. in the annals of sport that shall not be forgotten, for it is conceded that Missouri Valley teams play as good a brand of basketball as those in any other section of the country. --company of Kansas City, Mo. After a short wedding trip, Mr. and Mrs. Hough will make their home in Longview, VAN DE MARK FAILS We have an all-victorious Missouri Valley championship basketball team Now for baseball and track. The hay business has been demor alized as a result of the freight rates What will Maude Muller do now? The Van De Mark bill is dead. If that bill had become a law is would have made it punishable by fine or imprisonment for a student to drive an automobile while enrolled in the University. University students would be judged no more fit to drive automobiles than drunkards or minors.“Driving an automobile while enrolled in the University” would be the criminal charge decorating police blotters. The bill deserved to die. Though its framers may have designed it to remedy what they conceived to be conditions demanding legislative action, it was directed toward a matter that should be left to the administrative authorities of the schools. It would have been impossible to enforce. It would have been as hard to enforce as a law prohibiting students to own dress suits, attend picture shows, or listen to radio concerts. It would have been another of those legislative jests that have given Kansas a reputation as a leader in passing freak laws. Student cars will eventually disappear from the campus through the intelligent co-operation of the administrative authorities and the students themselves. The Legislature has done wisely to leave this matter in the hands of those who are in daily contact with University problems. If we had to become familiar with the features of Ben Franklin by studying his picture which is reported to be on $100 bills, most of us wouldn't know him from digs. The last survivors of "The Charge of the Light Brigade" are almost as numerous as the only survivors of the Custer Massacre. Another one has just died in London. THE INTERNATIONAL COURT President Harding has proposed that the United States become an active member of the court of international justice. The vote of the council and the assembly of the League of Nations makes up this court. President Harding asks that the United States assume active participation in this phase of League activities, but he stipulates that we shall go on further than that. The President intends to take this question to the people who will have to decide whether or not they want a part in making such decisions without a share of the responsibilities and duties of enforcement. The court is a part of the League of Nations and the President's proposal appears to be a partial recognition of the plea from many quarters that America cannot stand aloof, but must take her place at the table of the League of Headline—"Mule Men in Other Suits." Probably changed to their Sunday clothes. FARM CREDIT It is believed that the last of the week will see the passage of the Lenroot-Anderson farm credits bill by Congress in the face of objections to it by Secretary Mellon and eastern conservative leaders, who favor the Capper bill. While Secretary Mellon has been attempting to pick flaws in the Lenroot-Anderson measure and has pronounced it "unworkable," the administration favors it, as do some of the other cabinet members, notable Securities Wallace and Hoover. The Lenroot-Anderson bill would set up, through the federal land banks, a second or farm rediscount system to handle intermediate farm paper maturing from six months to three years. It is bitterly opposed by eastern financial interests. The Copper bill merely leaves the farm credit needs resting upon existing financial machinery as far as the government is concerned. Every Kansan hopes that something will be done immediately to relieve the financial burden of the farmer. All over this state and other states there are hundreds of farmers who see nothing ahead of them but foreclosure. They are raising what they can, selling it for what they can get, and buying the things they must have for what the other fellow asks for them. This other fellow, by the way, carefully figures his production, marketing and other coats, and allows himself a profit. The farmer's profit, which is not much just now, is what the other fellow allows him. The Leenroot-Anderson measure will help the farmer in his time of need. The average person feels that the opposition or Secretary Mellon and Eastern capital to the bill is its best recommendation; that what those eastern gentlemen are against is likely to be beneficial to the farmer. Freshmen at Ohio College are not allowed to wear mustaches. They are not able to grow them here, either. A test case is about to be instituted in the United States Supreme Court, testing the validity of the recent gigantic packer merger. A copper merger, headed by the Anaconda company, totaling a half-billion dollars, was effected last month. A rail merger consolidating all the roads of the country into nineteen great lines has been suggested and will be fought out in the next few months in every Chamber of Commerce, Rotary Club, and the like in the country. AN AGE OF MERGERS Beckoning on these mergers stand the old Standard Oil Company and the United States Steel Corporation. It is an age of mergers, pointing possibly to a future of "big business," with competition eliminated, and the small business man crowded off the map. Meanwhile the country wonders if all this consolidation will result in a lowered price as its advocates maintain, or whether danger traps lie in the way of a nation dominated by such mergers. Professor Alfred M. Tozer, head of the Division of Anthropology of Harvard University, will speak at 4:30 Friday afternoon in Fraser Chapel on "Jucatan—Its Monuments and Its People." The lecture will be illustrated with laminate slides. The public is invited. Vol. II. Plain Tales From The Hill Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received by Pflanzen R. Biles, Editor, the vaultor's Office PUBLIC LECTURE; Am writing to get a little real info. A question which bothers me considerable is this here outdoors swimming pool. I don't want it stuck. When does the outdoor schedule open, anyhow? I have been practicing the "crawl" and am pretty good. Crime is going to be severely punished in Kansas. The legislature cut the appropriations for the penitentiary so that prisoners may have to camp out next year. Well, B, keep up the old pep. The outdoor swimming team is on its toes, ready for the first dive of the day. Just get on the straight depo from any janitor. To the P. T. Ed. Dear Ed: Thursday, March 1, 1923 Last night, sometime shortly after nine, a party of merry gentlemen appeared at the Western Office. With much joy the crowd wrote out a poem. It was addressed to some member of the band. Columbia, Mo. The telegram reads: Jayhawks Flown Rhadamanthi, poetry society, will meet at 8 o'clock TONIGHT at the Alemania home. Import business. Original vers and continuation of drama. The first wedding in the town of Longview, Washington, was solemnized at 3 p.m. Tuesday when the Rev F. C. Stopes united in marriage Rol Hough, f$22, and a member of the congregation. The sister, Sith, daughter of R. W. Sith, 6024 Central street, controller and director of the Long-Boll Lumber The pawnshop window gleaming with second-hand revolvers is a standing invitation to commit crime; the price of a man's life is within the reach of the slenderest purse. Prohibit the sale of revolvers and pistols and there will be a general decrease of gun play. Some will obtain guns surreptitiously, but the daily crop of homicides will dwindle. RHADAMANTHI： R. A. KENT, Chairman. No. 105 Revolvers and pistols should be manufactured only for the use of men who have actual need of them, such as soldiers and law enforcement officers. Too many of that onmnipresent genus, the "innocent bystander" are being struck by bullets from the guns of policemen in chase of culprits. The use of guns by the police should be restricted to cases of absolute necessity. SUDDEN DEATH The fellow who carries a gun "just to be carrying it" sooner or later finds a use for it. Every gun-tutor is a potential murderer. No matter with what excuse he may condone his action, he cannot get away from the fact that he is preparing to take the life of a fellow-being. "Your looking more than twice, my man. Why...," Stewed, with wet eyes and holding in his hand a ball of hair, he was been used as road hats or served as a livery stable door mast; (Dramatically!) "Twice, eh! Look at thish hat! Whatley think 'tish, a ground? I say, mihh, blow local." Newspapers are crowded daily with tales which demonstrate that murder is inevitable at the hands of the gun-toter. A rumor is current this morning that a committee of students is being organized to investigate the remarks from a very small "smart alcat" last night to the effect that they always fail. Possibly a case of one who was dropped on the old bean when a child, as they say. "Was it basketball, Mr. Gallagher? No, it was murder, Mr. Shean!" DAISY MARITA BISHOP. President. MRS. HERBERT FEIS. Critic. Heard After the Valley Cine Stewed, a visitor; (After having lost his wraps in the rush for exits, is busy gathering his coat together thread by thread, and picking up his clothes carefully as he houdy! Thresh twelve thousand year this p.m. Wot I mean, and I'm no logishchase either." Prunes, who works for an A.B. (Sympathetically): "Your looking more than twice, my man. Why...". To have served longer as city school superintendent than any other man in Kansas is the distinction gained by Lloyd A. Lowher, A.B./W.J. of Emerson, Mo., who sixth year at the Emporia schools. Mr. Lowher came to Kansas from West Virginia and taught for several years at Cottonwood Falls because he was a native of顽性. He took graduate work here at the University of Kansas. Wilmer Harms, fs'21, is in the employ of the National Biscuit company at Wichita. C. A. Maynard, fs20, has enrolled in the University again after a year spent in Chicago. Blake Williams, L.L. B., "23 was a delegate from the local chapter of Phi Alpha Delta at an alumni conference chapter in Topeka, yesterday." On Other Hills A European tour under the guidance of college professors has been arranged for students at the University of New York. The party which will sail from New York June 16-25, to the United States and many, England, and Scotland. College credit will be awarded students making the trip. Columbia University, through university extension has started a course in typography to be given during the spring semester. The tnese courses are history, histori and development of printing, and its attendant psychology. A new "semi-serious" publication appeared recently at Yale University. It is known as the "Eilbu". Its papers re devoted to music, drama, literature, humor, and athletics, with numerous drawings and illustrations. Pooh-Poch-Hoey is the name of a new humorous magazine published at the University of Iowa by the journalistic fraternity, Figma Deltai Chi. Thirty-one colleges, representing the greater number of the southern states are entered in a basketball tourney held at Atlanta, Ga., this week to determine the southern basketball championship. Over 130 colleges of the United States are represented in the American Association of College Women, or AACW. These colleges all college women into closer and more intimate contact. The organization has houses in many of the large cities where members may go and make the difference to other college women of the country. The Scarlet and Black of Grinnell says of the Grinnell freshmen: "The freshman men rank exceedingly low in grades. If a man can do no better work he is wasting this time and should either get to work or quit school." Iowa State University claims to be a great place for short courses, but not across the campus. The Students' Council of Iowa State University intend to enforce the green cap ruling this spring. Every freshman who appears on the campus without his headgear after a drill will be called before the council. ombia for the seniors to wear gowns to lectures. This term the juniors decided that the honor should not be monopolized by upper classmates. Since Christmas the freshmen have been seeing the seniors and juniors trilling around the halls in academic dignity. In response to an invitation from Oxford and Cambridge, Yale and Harvard are planning to send their track teams to England in July for an international meet. The two American universities favor biennial international meets in the two countries, that of 1925 being in America. The majority of articles last on the campus belong to girls, says the Prater, of the University of Texas, and they are less likely to claim their lost possessions. The most frequent issues are the upsets, which are not usually reclaimed. It has for some time been the custom at the University of British Col- A home - cooked supper will be served at the Unitarian church, Friday, March 2, 6 to 7 o'clock p.m. ANNOUNCEMENTS Phi Lambda Sigma will hold ns regular meeting at Westminster Hall Saturday, 4 p.m. WANT ADS LOST—Wrist-watch, in Robinson at basketball game. Return to Grace Hyatt, 1200 Tennessee. Phone 2577, Reward. M 7 LOST-Gold fountain pen. Finder please call Miss Thompson at 1243 Blue. M-I LOST--Parker Duofole fountain at basketball game. Return to Nutting, Sigma Nu house. Rewards. M. LOST—A sterling fountain pen with initials F. W. The finder please phone 1935. OR RENT—9 room residence bordering South Park. Thoroughly modern. Double garage. This is a thorny, desirable house. Call this 2578. M-6 2578. FOR RENT—In modern house, 3 single rooms, $8, $10, and $12, with privilege of renting rooms for next year’s school. Board if desired at a 1026 Ohio Street. Phone 398. M-2 Boys Club at $5.50 for 3 meals or $4.75 for 2 meals. Also want a dishwasher, one who will room at house. FOR RENT—Nearly furnished apartment; kitchenette, sink, hot and cold water basin, bedroom, boarding room, bedroom, closet, bath. Front balcony on porch roof. Phone 1562 Red, 1037 Kentucky. M-2 PROFESSIONAL CARD Dr. J. W. 'O'RRYAN (Dentist) Specialty Procedures 304 Pearson Building, Tel. 507 DALES PRINT BUILDING Job work of Applicant LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY Exclusive Optometrist Examiner; glassed on OSTEOPATHIC PETSICIAN Dr. Florence J. Barrowne, Phone 2387, Office 909* "GIFTS THAT LAST" THE COLLEGE JEWELER WE LIKE TO DL TITTLE JOBS OF REPAIRING WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. DIRECTORS NORMUS LOS $100,000.00 D. C. Aher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cash. W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash. C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Asher, L. V. Miller, T. G. Green J. C. Moore, J. S. O. Bishop Varsity Dance! F. A. U. Hall Saturday March 3,1923 Blanc's Orchestra 5-pieces Movie directors, please copy In fiction and the movies all college men naturally fall into two groups. Those who pass their days and nights "Rah! Rah!!"-ing and snake-dancing; and those who never appear exent with evening clothes—and cane. Published in the interest of Electrical Development by an Institution that be helped by what ever helps the Industry. The man who works his way through college simply doesn't figure. Taking care of a furnace, running a laundry, waiting on table, tutoring, covering for a city paper, working in shop or office in vacation all this may be lacking in romantic appeal, but it is an essential part of the college picture. And a valuable part. The whole college is the gainer for the earnestness of men who want their education that hard. Valuable to the college, but even more to the men who travel this rough going. They learn an important lesson in Applied Economics—the amount of sweat a ten dollar bill represents. If you are one of them you may sometimes feel that you are missing a good deal of worthwhile college life. If you are not, you may be missing a good deal, too. Western Electric Company Since 1869 makers and distributors of electrical equipment Number 27 of a series