THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN EDITORIAL STAFF Official student paper of the University of Kansas Kulner in-abort Editor in-abort Campaign Editor Gilbert Krikorian Campaign Editor Gilbert Krikorian Sport Editor Abram Reynolds Alumni Editor Alumni Editor Charles Sapper Charles Sapper BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ___ Lloyd Rappenthal Aan't. Bus. Mgr. ___ John Montgomery, Jr. Aan't. Bus. Mgr. ___ C. O. Burnside BOARD MEMBERS Lieuwel White Caroline Harkraken Ryanland Petty Heaven Scott Dean Jonga Peter Coyote Challenger Laura Dawson Helen Kaja Ruthe Carter Subscription price, $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester. Metted as second-email mail matter Sep. 19, 2014. (AP) In Kansas, Raska under the set of March 1, 1977, in the office room, in the afterparty, five times a week by e-mail to the nation's makers of the University of Kansas, from The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of a member of University College. He informs the news by standing for the desisssion; he is to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be serious problems to where hands in, all to serve to the back of an ability the Kansan has. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone, K. U. 25 and 66 MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1923 A Brooklyn woman called an ambulance when her twelve-year-old son fell seventy feet down an elevator shaft. He was unhurt. Some people are very wasteful. FACTS VS. IMPRESSIONS When a Lawrence correspondent of the Christian Science Monitor strove to create the impression that fidelish and calculated cruelty is practiced upon animals held for vivisection purposes, she made the mistake of every impressionistic writer. She tried to mix facts and impressions and she soon forgot which was which. When she could not get into one of the laboratories, she concluded that some awful scene was being enacted. University authorities would have given permission, but that was not necessary. An impression was sufficient, thank you. A land turtle needing no water except that in his food, gave the impression that he was dying of thirst. Van, lover of all his pets, is given a character that would do credit to a dime novel villain. Mysterious, simister signals, and everything. A professor was watching Van's pet monkeys. Conclusion: *they* had been given a vile potion just to see how they would act. In fact the monkeys had been given nothing. We can excuse this error about the poisoned monkeys. Some monkeys always look sick. K. U. professors and students are not fiends incarnate; their work is disagreeable, but it must be done for the cause of surgery and medicine. Wherever animals are confined, conditions arise which arouse sympathy. The quarters for confining dogs that are held for viviisation at K. U. can be improved and it should be done, but conditions here now are not a disgrace to the University. MORE WHISTLE. PLEASE Press reports say Tut-Ankh-Amen will not be taken out of the tomb for some months. The newspapers must have something to write about in the dull season next year. MORE WHISTLE, PLEASE It's a good whistle in its way, but it doesn't know its stuff well enough to stick around the University. The sonorous voice of the big power plant whistle that marks the ends of the class periods does very well when breezes are gentle and windows are open on Mt. Oread. But, as Oread is in Kansas, the breeze is sometimes a gale and windows are not always open. To put it plainly, the pros in remote buildings of the campus, particularly those in Marvin hall and West Administration building, often fail to hear the far-away "toot." Sometimes it even fails to rouse the students in the classes, and that, of course, is disastrous. It had been suggested that the plant engineer should either cultivate the whistle's voice or ask it to give more prolonged "toots." A Los Angeles bachelor was recently married in a funeral chapel. Quite a fitting end to his single blessing. OUR SEISMOGRAPH Word comes that the K. U. seismograph is being moved from its old home in Blake hall to new quarters in the Geology building, where it will perform its function more efficiently. A SUNFLOWER SHRINE Undoubtedly this is a wise plan. Last Saturday a mighty earth disturbance was recorded on seismographs all over the world, yet no one heard whether the K. U. seismograph ever recorded a single tremor. A great institution like this must not lag behind in its scientific research or observation. Tradition is the strength of a nation. Historical shrines are a part of any state's educational equipment. Yet there is danger that Old Shawnee Mission, one of the oldest historical landmarks of the Sunflower state, will be lost forever. Only three venerable brick buildings remain of the thirteenth which once composed the Mission. The Mission was established in 1839 when the Methodist Church established the Indian Manual Training School. 1854 Governor Reeder, first territorial governor took over one of the buildings for executive offices and in 1855 the first territorial legislature met there. It is a spot around which the story of Kansas revolves and the movement initiated by the Kansas State Historical Society to have the Mission made a state park is one which deserves support. Its location on the Santa Fe Trail would make it a shrine which would be visited each year by thousands of Kansans. Around these old buildings nesting in a little valley among trees more than a century old, cling memories of the powerful Indian tribes that roamed the prairies, memories of the plainsmen who displaced the red man, and memories of the struggle between the Blue and the Gray. When the band struck up The Star Spangled Banner at the Kansas-Oklahoma basketball game Friday night, there were many who stood as one should stand when he hears the national anthem played. There was much shuffling of feet; there was much noise. Some slouched in their tracks, as though they did not know what it was all about; some fooled with their hair and apparel; some merely gawked about; and some stood at attention, like any good American should. It was easy to pick out those who had military service or training, standing in the position of a soldier. While it is difficult to stand in the position of a soldier while holding a hat, overcome or whatnot, anyone can at least stand motionless until the anthem is finished. Those who have listened to the Star Spangled Banner night after night at Retreat in the service, like to see University students show proper respect to it. Plain Tales From The Hill Today's Lie—The reinstatement have reached a total of 179, the office announced this morning. John Hogg is claiming the estates of his sister who recently died. It amounts to five hundred acres of rich farming land. The courts will have to decide whether John is being a wee bit piggish in the matter or whether he actually should be entitled to the entire share. The forwards on these visiting basketball team have about, as much trouble hitting the mark as a crosswoman girl trying to kiss a man with a hare-lip, as has been aptly observed. "Rain, rain, go away; Come again some other day.' —Only we don't specify what other ay is meant. Whim: "Here's Jim's entiph. Ya know he got killed in the rush to the Oklahoma Law School." Wham: "Why T. N. E.?" Whim: "Oh, Tasted Nearly Every thing." Wham: "No! I thought he was going to Washburn. Let's hear it." Whm: "Here lies friend Jim, for whom I may the spirits guide him. T. N. E." Our special theory about this Tooth and comedaing, the bird they're digging up, is that he was knocked off with forty per cent rule of the Egyptians. Official Daily University Bulletin Vol. II. An All-University Convocation is called for 10 o'clock Tuesday morning at Robinson Gymnastium. Professor Burges Johnson of Vassar will speak. See box on first page of Kansan for schedule of mornings classes. E. H. LUNDLEY CONVOCATION: Monday, February 26. 1923 Copy received by Florence F. Bliss, Editor, Character's Office until 11:00 a. m. Professor Burges Johnson will address the students of English and Journalism, at 4:30 Tuesday afternoon, in Joseph Chapel. His subject will be "The Internet." PUBLIC LECTURE: ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL: L. N. FLINT. R. D. O'LEARY. Regular: Orchestra Rehearsal will be held at 3:30 Tuesday afternoon in Praser Chapel. E. F. KURTZ, Director MEN'S GLEE CLUB CONCERT: CLUB CONCERT! The Men's Glee Club Convert will be given at 8:15 Tuesday evening in raser Chapel. RAYMOND DYER, Manager. W. WALLER WHITLOCK, Director. COAST ARTILLERY SENIORS MEET TUESDAY: SOME ANNEXURES FOR MARYLAND PRESENT. The class meeting for Const Artillery Seniors, scheduled for Wednesday evening, is hereby changed to Tuesday evening, February 27th. This on account of the Kansas-Missouri basketball game. The Physical Education Club will meet at 8 o'clock Tuesday evening in Room 204 Robinson, Germantown. EDWARD W. TURNER, P.M.S. & T. MARTHA M. BACON, Faculty Adviser. GRADUATE CLUB; The Graduate Club will meet at 7:35 Tuesday evening in Room 210 Blake Professor Iso, of the Economics Department, will speak on "The Duration of Time" At The Theater Sometimes one is led to wonde whether the term, musical comedy is not becoming a mismiser for many audiences, but it is that name. The growing tendency of the producers, it seems, is to lay more emphasis upon dance, costuming, and upon the lines, and to give them the musical aspects of the performance. By Ben Hibhs. NELLIE LYNN, Secretary. E. B. STOUFFER, Acting Dean. The so-called musical comedy, "Up in the Clouds," which was presented at the Bowersock Friday evening, was distinctly successful in its entertainment qualities. The audience was intrigued by the setting, evening, and left the theater pleased—but not by the music. The acting and dancing were good, the show boasted at least one clever comedian, and the costumes were daring enough to have the first few rows of the parquet; but musical qualities there were not. An episode which deserves special mention was that in which Bessy Ross was represented making the first American flag. The lighting and the quaint old costumes made the scene one of beauty. An embarrassing situation arose in the second act when the audience by prolonged applause called for an encore from the Tuttles. The cast, aware that they were ill-timed with the regular action, and for several minutes their words were not heard. One could not help feeling that they might have devastated just because of the timing. They could have been delayed a little to satisfy the wail of the audience. Surely, we are getting back to normality! Six artists have already made their choice this year in regard to the typical American girl. To be sure, the production was so upon a framework of orchestra music and the chorus sang occasionally, but there were no really striking voices or selections. It was quite necessary to have a full band vender of sheet music just what were "the big song hits" of the evening: One doesn't expect to find grand opera voices in musical comedy, but what can be accomplished was demonstrated in the delightful combination of Widow's Wilson which played here last fall. Something novel was introduced in the use of the projector to throw a background of sky and moving clouds upon the curtains of the stage. The actors were ramshackle and worn, but we are told that the managers had some difficulty in getting their sets to Lawrence, and that the scenery of the first act was partly improvised. The story of the last setting was pleasing. Put Friday night's production was somewhat successful in spite of the lack of music; no small amount of the success was due to Jack Sheehan and Charles Meakins, two of the most pleasing comedians that have been in Lawrence for some time. The thread of plot was concerned with the making of a motion picture film for the company for the company. Meakins played the role of the rich Ferdie Simpson who was backing the project. Jayhawks Flown Merton Akens, f'18-12), who now holds a position on the editorial staff of the Kansas City Kanman, visited Oklahoma to speak about Sigma Delta Chi initiation Sunday. Auctionement has been received at the Alumnae office of the marriage of Miss-Ida Knowles Perry, Born on February 17, in Hollywood, Calif. Miss Frances Leone Forney, A. B. 22, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Horney of Abilene, and Carter Harley Little, f19-12, were united in marriage at the home of the bride's parents, February 16. The wedding was held in the courtyard of tendants. The bride was dressed in a suit of blue pointe twill and carried no flowers. After the wedding breakfast the bride and groom left for Kansas City, Mo., where they will make their home at 5043 Walron Avenue. Little was well known and loved by the bride, a member of Kappa Kappa Gamma, and Mr. Little a member of Phi Kappa Psi. On Other Hills Invalids at the infirmary at the University of California will no longer be allowed to receive flowers. The reason given was that there is room for the enormous bouquets that sent to the patients day after day. The Minnesota Daily, published by the University of Minnesota, has resumed publication after having reorganized its size by the lack of student support. "I've been a darn fool. I did not wear my fresh cap. I wore knitted ties, and colored socks with golf knickers. I sure am a darn fool." So reads the sign tacked on every freshman's back who does not conform with the traditions of the University of Pennsylvania. roof. 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