THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-chief Llewellyn White Associate editor Caroline Harkerman Rachel Miller Rachel Miller Campus Editor Helen Jacka Telegraph editor Helen Jacka Henry Harvey DeVani Kaye Plain Tale Editor Kenneth Constant Exchange Editor Helen Scott Exchange Editor Helen Scott Business Manager ___ Louis Hoppechahl Aunt's, Bnr. Mgr. ___ John Montmorency, J. Aunt's, Bnr. Mgr. ___ C. O. Burns BOARD MEMBERS Clifton Kirkpatrick Adrian Reynolds Chalon Powers Chalon Coudrey Myrli Hart Dean Bogge Perry Johns Frank Rising Charles Sayler Ruth Carter Subscription price, $8.25 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 Served on overcrowded mail boat Shores of Tokyo, Kansai, under the set of March 3, 1927 involvement. Known under the set of March 3, 1927 by students in the Department of Jaws until at the University of Akiyo, from the set of October 1946. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kahnawais aim to picture the Kahnawais as an American who is no longer merely printing the news by standing for the kahnawais, so that they can be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be helpful; to have service services to where heads are in all to serve to the best of its ability the needs of the people. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1923 A Chicago doctor is ming for $25,000 because a newspaper said he belonged to the Ku Klux Klan. Wonder how that strikes some of the K. K. K who feel so proud of belonging to the "100 per cent Americans?" LINCOLN He knew more difficulties in a minute than the youth of today encounters in an hour. At seven he was a sadd-faced philosopher, for he drank early of the cup of worldly sorrow. At thirty, the storm of abuse and slaughter was already swirling about his head. So he lived and so even he died, an assassin's bullet in his heart. What an inspiration to those of us who rail at Fate! Yet he believed implicitly in God! You think not? It could not have been otherwise. For he turned often to that One Great Physician who binds up the smarting wounds which man makes but cannot heal. "A Date Rule for Men"—headline Sure, limit 'em to five consecutive attempts. It would greatly improve the telephone service. THE LAUSANNE AFFAIR Ismet Pasha, favorite general of Mustapha Kemal, delegate plenipotentiary of the Angora government in the Lausanne Conference, has said "no" to the demands of the Allies in the proposed treaty. The new Tatar ish government believes that it cannot hamper itself with the contracts and concessions granted by the old Ottoman empire. The refusal to enter into the treaty without restrictions results from purely economic reasons. They do not care to accept an economic burden imposed by the old Turkish government, which was in the habit of granting concessions to foreign nations in the form of capitulations. In some ways the Turks are not unreasonable. They have agreed to a re-drafting of the legal code allowing for the adjudication of claims by foreigners. They claim to have accepted 80 per cent of the articles of the treaty. England, on the other hand, asks for unconditional acceptance of the terms laid down. Even after the military threat of Turkey, ordering all men-of-war out of the harbor of Smyrna, England's hat was in the ring. She called the bluff of Kenaul and moved more cruisers into the harbor. The buoy of a military alliance between the Soviet regime and the Angola government is threatening Europe. The Russians did not get what they wanted, hence they are pivovare. Late dispatches state that negotiations may soon be resumed and predictions are made that the Allied demands may be agreed to substantially. It is safe to say that England's feverish attempts to grain the coveted concessions from Turkey are in a large measure responsible for the breakdown of the conference. Turkey may ultimately accept the treaty to the letter, but she will probably hold out as long as possible. NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! we are in hearty accord with the suggestion that the women of the University subscripte the word "probation" for "Hell" in referring to that week of freshman diwam which occurs annually at the Greek eating clubs. Hell is not a nice word anyhow. As a child, we used to have soap applied to the mouth whenever we mentioned Satan's home town. And it is certainly no word for a *ady* to use. some folks excuse the use of the naughty word on the grounds that General Sherman used it as a descriptive term. If he did (and we just can't bring ourselves to believe it), there certainly won't any ladder around. Thank goodness for that! Dante had the right idea when he referred to the Bad Place as the infirm. And if Dante didn't come out right and say — It, there isn't the least bit of an excuse for anyone else to. Why the average man ought to know his Biblical postures better than that. No sir! If some people want to go right on using such terrible language, they may. But we don't want our girls to. We want them to be just as sweet and unulled as the day they were born. Oh my deh, yes! We have caught ourselves dodging some of our best friends of the weaker sex recently because we mistook the display of gaudily colored kerchiefs for the regalia of gypsy fortune tellers. Plain Tales From The Hill The Old Man Caught Up One of the boys around the office let us read the following portion of a letter from his father, which he swears to be even more than authentic: "Dear Son: In promulgating your esoteric cociations and articulating your superficial sentimentalities or philosophical syxophonic observation, beware of all plitticulous ponderosity and let your extemporaneous decantations and expirations have confidence and veracity with without redoxonide or thrasional bombast. Let your conversation possess a clarified, concise, comprehensible consistency and concatulated egency." New indoor shower baths have been installed in the concrete basin east of the power plant. Those desiring to take a plunge in the pool should consult John Shen. Don't swim in it. Look at it. "Did you see that dirty look. Peg gave me as she passed by here?" "I noticed you had one, but I didn't know where you got it." Said One to Another The Y, W, C, A. at the University of Texas has organized a number of fraternity Bible study classes, generally known as group discussion rooms, at various fraternity houses, at the direction of several professors. All Student Activity Tickets must be reserved by February 13th for the MISSOURI BASKETBALL GAME. Wednesday, February 14, all remaining seats will be open to the general public. Only reserved seats will admit. Reservations can be made at the Athletic Office. There will be a meeting of the faculty of the Graduate School at 4:30 Tuesday in Blake Hall Lecture Room. RADUATE SCHOOL FACULTY; Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received by Florence F. Bliss, Editor, Chr. sce尔er's Office until 11:00 a.m. Friday, February 12, 1923 No. 93 Vol. II. ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL: Orchestra rehearsal will be held at 3:30 Tuesday afternoon in Fraser hall. E. H. LINDLEY. E. F. KURTZ, Director. PUBLIC VIOLIN CONCERT: Professor Edward F. Kurtz, head of the Violin Department, will give a lecture at 8:20 Tuesday evening in Fraser Chapel. The public is invited. IUSIC STUDENTS: All muscle students who are entitled to tickets to the Hemel concert may present tuition receipts before 5 o'clock Tuesday. No tickets will be received. Eulaiah Dougherty Chapman, A. B. "22, of Logan, a former Kanman board member, has written an article on "How Women Can Sell," which has been published in the February issue of the trade magazine, "How to Sell." While in school last year Mrs. Chapman won the $600 national prize of the trade magazine for the best article on "How I Worked My Way Through College." In her recent article Mrs. Chapman relates her experiences in selling cooking oil, insurance, post card news, newspaper features, and advertising, by which means she earned her way while in the University. Her rules for successful soliciting of advertising are: outline your selling points, create a desire, and leave the establishment with an air of appreciation. H, L. BUTLER, Denn. TRYOUTS FOR FRENCH PLAY: Tryouts for the annual French play will be held at 4:30 Wednesday after noon in Room 366 Fraser Hall. Javhawks Flown Dr. W. L. Burdick, vice-chancellor of the University, will address the Wichita Alumni Association, February 28, at their annual banquet. Dr. Burdick will speak on "Abraham Lincoln as a Lawyer." The law firm of the largest in the state, having over a hundred active members. Homer Hoyt, A. B., A. M., '13, is associate professor of economics at the University of North Carolina, and is a member of the District of Columbia bar. He writes that he is about to start a school of economics in Washington, D. C. He adds a line about the University of North Carolina to his essay that it boasts "wonderful and a burst of speed." It has added seven new buildings this year and there is a spirit of progress in the air. Mr. Hoyt's last several years have been very full. In 1918-1920, he was with the Economics War Trade Board; 1919-1920, he was professor of economics at the University of Delaware; 1920-1924, he was statistician at the American Institute and Telegraph Company, and instructor at Columbia and New York Universities. E. GALLOO, Professor. WANT ADS FOR RENT—Two well furnished rooms for boys. 1247 Ky. F 17 FOR SALE—Furniture of cozy 6 room apartment at an attractive price. A very desirable lease also available. Beautiful location, but act quick! Answer: O. K. care of daily Kansan. F-17 LOST-Plain gold band rnr, probably on soccer field behind gymnasium. Sentimental value. Reward. Phone 1307. F-16 ROOMS for boys at 1341 Ohio. One double room, also one room mate waited. One block from campus. F-15 LOST—Fl Beta Phi Arrow, name Dorothy Blackmar on back. Call 253. F-14 Oread Shining Parlor We also do repairing Laces and Shoe Cleaners CHARLIE'S Best Shines in Town "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULZ 917 Mass, St. 917 Mass. St. Before going to that party stop in at the— STADIUM BARBER SHOP "The Shop of Service" for the proper hair dress. and get a STACOMB rub FOR RENT—Nice large room for boys in modern home. 1319 Tenn. St. Phone. 14-54. F-14 FOR RENT — Furnished room for boys in modern house. Water hot all the time. Cheap. Phone 1387 Blue. 1314 Term. F-10 LOST—Honey tortoise shell rimmed glasses. Under please call 2961 Red. F-14. in Bricks. Owner call at Oread Cafe. F-13 WANTED — roommate for light house keeping at 1332 Penn. St. For information call 1832. F-12 PROFESSIONAL CARD FOR RENT—Nicely furnished room in modern home. Also garage. Telephone 2621, 1057 Teem. F-13 WANTED—Roommate, by students at Orteau apartments. 1201 Orcent Apt. No. 3. Good location. F-15 FOUND—Pair tortoise shell glasses PATTERSON CLUB OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN. Dr. Finances J. Burrows, Phone 2337. Office 909 1/ Mack. St. Calls answered. DR J. W. O'BERTON (Dentist) Special attention to prevention and treatment of overweight 904 Perkiss Building, Tel. 507. 826-1135 www.perkissbldg.com 1027 Matha St. Phone 826-1135 On the hill. $ \frac{1}{2} $ block from the Campus. Fine reception room and entertainment. $5.75 per week for 3 meals per day. LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclu- sive October births). Eyes examined; glassee made. Office 1025, Mass Aes. Variety, quality, abundance of eats. $5.00 per week for 2 meals per day. PROTCH The College TAILOR 10% discount on orders placed during February 1245 La. St. Phone 1303 PUBLIC SALES CAPITAL $160,000 C. H. Tucker, President CAPITAL $100,000.00 We have purchased 122,000 pair U. S. Army Munson last shoes, sizes 5/8 to 12 which was the entire surpair shoe. We are not in G. U. S. Government shoe contractors. This shoe is guaranteed one hundred per cent solid leather, dark tan light, bellows tongue, dirt and waterproof. The actual value of this shoe is $6.00. Owing to this tremendous buy we offer same to the public at $2.95. Send correct size. Pay postman on delivery or send money order. If shoes are not as presented we will charge you our money oomply upon request. National Bay State Shoe Company, PROTCH WATKINS NATIONAL BANK 296 Broadway, New York, N. Y. C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. The College Tailor C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, Dick Williams, Assistant Cann. W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash. D. C. Asher, Cashier SURPLUS $100,000.00 DIRECTORS still, D. C. Ashar, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop For Hair That Won'tStayCombed For wiry, fractious hair—soft fluffy hair—for any kind of hair that won't behave use Stacomb. Your hair will stay smoothed all day if you use Stuccam. Ideal after washing your hair. Restores natural oils washed out. 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