. THE UNIVEKSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Official student paper of the University of EDITORIAL STAFF Robert-Andrechaf New York Times News Editor New York Times Squint Editors De Vaudeville France Animal Journal Annual Journal Royal Porter BUSINESS STAKE Boston - Manager Lloyd Rupsuptea Ant. 2015 Mgr. John Montgomery, Jr. Cirkland Kirkpatrick Dean Benign Allison Reynolds Royce John Chattanooga Powers Frank Nathan Buffalo Buffalo Bobby Kushner Mari Hart Ruth Carrene Subscription price, $2.50 in advance for the first six months of the academic year; $2.90 for one semester. Entered a university with minor saint water swimmer. Graduated from the University of Kansas, under the art of March 8, 1977. Appointed to the aerospace two times in the United States. Attended the university of the University of Kansas, from the nation Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones: K. U. 12, 25 and 9:30 a.m. The Delegat Kannan also picture the undergraduate life of the University of Auckland, and we now see by standing for the ideals of a university to be clean; to be cheerful; to be brave; MONDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1923 We read of a Davies County, Mo farmer who fenced on fresh, outdoor, home-grown watermelons, last Christmas day. Oh, Mr. Gallagher and Ms. Shean! THE 24-HOUR DAY One of "those who are still with us" has hit upon the real reason for so many funks last summer. The days aren't long enough. It was certainly dumb of us not to think of that before. Here we've been blaming first the student and then the instructor, for circumstances over which there has any control. It is a physical impossibility for one to crowd all the "necessities" of collegiate life into 24 hours and the authorities ought to recognize that fact. The average student makes his 8:30 on the run and, if the room is the least bit warm, he usually sleeps through it. Why should he be sleepy? Because he stayed up the night before preparing his lessons. Why didn't he prepare them in the afternoon? What a silly question! When do you suppose he is going to take care of his social obligations? Perhaps the solution has occurred to you? It is just as logical as a mathematical theorem. There is no time for studying between breakfast and the first class. There is never enough time between classes to be worth fooling with. There is no time at noon. So what is the seeker for knowledge to do? Afternoon is no time to study. Rather it should be devoted to making and enhancing those warm friendships which one looks back on after he is out of school. Between dinner and 12:00 midnight is reserved for social intercourse, a thing which is a recognized necessity even in pedagogical circles. Since one may not be: A pool shark; a social Lion; a regular member of the Friday night poker club; a "good fellow," a politician; an athlete; and a Phi Beta Kappa prospect —all at once, it would seem that it is a more matter of choice. And then, we recently heard this final dig at the gist of the buried flapper, "She reminded you of the one paragraph news story—poor in make-up and with a one-line head." MILITANT FRANCE Will France ever collect the golden eggs now? Has her latest move in the Ruhr been wise? It would seem not. Before the invasion the Germans were split among themselves with the communists slowly gaining an upper hand. Labor hoped to control and general dissatisfaction with Dr. Cuno's policies gave the imperialists hope of once again being in the ascendency. Now this is all changed. Today Germany presents to the world a united front. The splits in the ranks of labor have been closed and all of the labor parties are united under the more conservative of the socialist leaders. A "sacred union" has been effected between the capitalists and the lower classes, the sole object of this union being to preserve German unity and integrity. Thru all factions runs the spirit if war. Every German is ariose with it. The nown dispales for the past few days carry daily accounts of attacks and demonstrations against the Allied French and English in Germany, but more especially against the French. Only Thursday large events gathered in the large towns through German singing "Dienstung-Uber Alles," while on the same day a Frenchman was taken and severely flogged. Police are foried to guard the French legions and residences of the customs officials sent into the Ruhr by the French government. The coal and rail strikes in this region have almost completely tipped up the industries, and all the while it is coating France more and more money to attempt to collect the reparations due. Now seems to be excellent time for a powerful leader to take the helm in Germany and lead the united elements in resistance to the French. It would not take much to rally the Germans around their war standards. One of the leading newspapers of that country has said that hundreds of thousands would flock to the colors should the call come but that the leaders are not ready yet—that they are waiting until they are stronger. What more of a threat does France want? Or more of a warning that she will not be able to collect the damages due without precipitating another general war. "Come Help Mary's Shining," whispera a small head in today's daily. Will some one invite the French theorist for a walk in front of center "Ad?" PITY THE KID When the Kansas baseball nine trees put on to the home diamond for the first time this year, a sturdy element of the Jayhawk rooting force will be missing—that is, unless certain arrangements are made. With the new eight-foot steel fence around the field the Lawrence kids "stand a poor shake" of seeing the games. For what boy has the price of admission? Last year it was a "pize." There was no barrier of any sort, and the few guards stationed here and there worried the kids very little. That was all in the day's sport—seaking past the guards. And in old McCook the field it wasn't such a difficult matter; the force was full of holes, trees just beyond overlooked the diamond, and, then, there was the framework of the wooden bleachers that could be sealed. But all that is past. Not the tiniest hole is to be found in all the long, big-zagging wires; the bottom wires touch the ground, and even dipping smugly hug the earth, following the contour into the occasional ditches. The very sight of the substantial affair is discouraging to the kids. Our guess is that it will prove too much for them. It does seem as if just one ditch might be left open—a hole through which a boy might wriggle. NOT ENOUGH WORK An announcement from the office of the Dean of Men attributes the responsibility for the unusual number of flunks last semester to the amount of outside work done by the students, and might tend to discourage the self-supporting student by the direct statement that "outside work does not pay in the long run." There is much to be said on this subject, and one-half should never appear uncompanied by the other. There are few men who find it necessary to work as many hours in making their way here as many students waste daily in out-and-out loafing. And, granting that both the "work habit" and the "loaf habit" logically would permeate all of the student's activities, isn't it sensible to believe that the working student would be benefited by his work, rather than retarded? It is true that the student who is partially or wholly dependent might be wisely counseled to "take it slow," to cut down his schedule; and the faculty should make such rulings as are necessary to render such a procedure possible. It has been common observation that the student who works for his education shows a greater appreciation of it in the acquisition and ultimate use. The University of Kansas wants the class of student who UNIVERSITY SENATE: Friday, February 5, 1923 The regular February meeting of the University Senate will be held at 1:30 Tuesday afternoon in Bisha Hall Lecture Room. Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received by Florence B. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office Vol. II. ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL: Orchestra rehearsal will be held at 3:30 Tuesday afternoon in Praser Chapel. GRADES FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS: E. H. LINDLEY. It is the earnest hope of this P. T. editor that none of the followers of the column will cancel their subscript because we were left out last night. One man and one beast were seen entering upon the campus this slippery morning with sacks tied on their shoes to keep them from falling. Others wished they had been so prepared. Plain Tales From The Hill Professor Blackmar in Ethnology, looking over the class cards. "Nobody could win a game with these cards." College students whose names begin with A, to M, inclusive, may mustain their grades at the Registrar's office beginning Tuesday morning. The starging of the play is excellent in the way the weakness of the thing is handled. The defective electric lights of the mansion flicker and shine, but they are brought out, and in their dancing, semi-light many strange things happen. Beams from pocket-flashes creep across dark spaces, a human hand gropes in through a broken window pane, and furniture and walls grow by unseen forces. Is it any wonder that audiences are fascinated? The cast that played "The Bat" here is good on the whole, although imperfections are not altogether lacking. Lizzie, the house-maid, is the most discordant note in the whole production: her acting is unfinished. Cecile Cummings, who plays that part, makes the error which is becoming altogether too common. She overdoes the characters of the "simple" type. She overdoes the "simplex" to the point of burlesque. A pose was quickly organized this morning in the School of Law armed with clubs, to search out the ground hog and keep him in his hole. has the ambition to lift himself to a higher educational plane virtually by his bookstacks, and it is unfortunate that any combination of discouragement should be offered such students. E. F. KURTZ, Director. Fanchon Campbell, in the role of Miss Van Goren, is handicapped by an unpleasant voice, but her acting is good. Brandon Evans, as the detective, carries through the heavy role of the detective, while the extreme assurance of the detective gives the play-peer the impression of "stagniness," but later in the duplicity of the character is found the reason for this tendenza. Frank Bond as Dr. McDermott, a detective, and Miss Dale Ogden interpolted well two of the important characters. Just thought of it—read it twice tonight. At The Theatre If inclined to wager, lay your money that a greater percent of flunks have been caused by lack, rather than access, of work. "The Bat" fulfills its only purpose, that of wholesome entertainment, in a way that has made it a striking success. By Ben Hibbs The entertainment value of "The Bat" cannot be over-rated. Any dramatic production which is gripping enough to hold people station, sitting on the edges of their souls so as not to be overwhelmed with remarkable qualities. And "The Bat" does that! The presentation of the famous mystery play at the Bowcock Theater Saturday night was its third appearance in Lawrence, and it is still a popular attraction because it is such an appealing appliance which packed the house. The situation on which Mary Roberts Rinechart and Avery Hopwood base their play has about it enough mysterious encantment to grasp the play-goer's imagination at once. The scenes are laid in the mansion of a lonely country estate, and the entire action takes place in the course of one stormy evening. Several diverse factions all working at crossroads have been fortune is hidden, the presence in the house of the Bat, a friendly criminal—all these add to the tangle of the situation. On Other Hills More effective than physical punishment is the method of compelling freshmen to carry their books in a market basket and wear a green ribbon on their heads for their imba-mentation or sophomores at Lolith University. University of Wisconsin has decided to give correspondence courses in football, baseball, and field athletics. These courses are being arranged by the coaches of the respective sports and will be under the auspices of the university extension division. A contest to determine the best dressed professor is being held at town College. The nominees will be selected by a panel of female wlmers. All students may vote. A new organization named the Red Key has recently been organized at Cornell University, the purpose of which is to entertain teams on campus. It is modeled after a similar one at Dortmund, called the Green Key. Workmen, excavating the California Memorial Stadium, found bones which they believe to have belonged to a Cantona Indian, living before the Civil War. The bones was found about two feet under the ground near the foot of a large tree. The University of Oregon has discovered a plan by which grades have become a real matter of pride to the university. The University publishes in a large folder in the form of a newspaper, in which are listed the grades of every student. This publication is usually called the "Sea-level Sheet." When the Seandal Sheet comes out it is sent to every student in the University. Everyone on the campus is soon engrossed in discovering the grades of his fellow-students. Students there say the system "works." Edwin W. Patterton, A. B. 909, was elected president of the New York branch of the University of Missouri at Tulane Association, Monday, January 29. 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