THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-chief Nova Editor New Media Editor Educator Sport Editor Editorial Alumni Editor Alumni Editor Alumni Editor Lievelwijk Whal Halliburton Balab Jahzon Habib Jahzon Hoven Jewer De Varten Kenneth Park Leland Petit Business Manager Lloyd Ruppenthal Aa's Bst. Mgr. Mgr. John Montgomery, Jr BUSINESS STAFF BOARD MEMBERS Clifton Kirkpatrick Caroline Harkerden Lauaun Powers Launen Fowery Myril Hart Beverly Katie Ruth Carter Subscription price, $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 Detected an orcidism-cold mail matter Septer 20, 1957. During the investigation, Kanaya, under the act of March 1, 1957, went to the Department of Journalism by students in the Department of Journalism and wrote a letter to the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas - Phone: K, U, 25 and 64 The Daily Kamanan aims to picture the ideal teacher. He knows the Kanon; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideas of a leader; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be nice; to be careful; to have serious problems to wiser brains; in order to possess the ability of its students at the University. TUESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1923 'For the benefit of those freshmen who were perturbed by the regrettable incident at the University of Alabama, let us hasten to say: We don't play that rough. IT DEPENDS A professional juggler of abstract statistics has volunteered the information that it takes at least $747.09 to keep one person in school one year. "And what," queries the cynic of nineteen, "does one get for such a large slice of Papa's money?" Year after year, it's the same old thing. same old profs; same old courses; same old parties; same date; same old shows; same old Massachusetts street, dark after 9 o'clock. Ennui. And when we get out in the Big Open Spaces, what? The eternal round with the ice cream; the grocer; the meat man; the banker; the Boa; and the Other Half. Trips to Europe resolve themselves into basket plenies and instead of cabaret parties, one brings home a box of out-of-season strawberries. Humdum existence, and apres nous, as the fat lady remarked, 'I deluge. But it isn't so bad. Of course the state don't maintain this institution primarily as an employment bureau. Even at that, they can probably give you $747.69 worth ... if you've got any place to put it! Those prints on the seat of Rolle's whip-cords were not made by a Spanish saddle. Oh no, they come from riding a Deering lister. THE BIG NOISE Bill Borah is loose again! Dear old "Bitter-Ender" Borah—professional "anti;" chronic knocker;publicity hound, "peanut" politician—it was asking too much to expect him to stay forever away from the foot-lights. The Carus of the Senate sings in no chorus, no siree! Give the Boise Bubble a "lead" or you may be damned for your music! The immediate occasion for the latest outburst is the French occupation of the Ruhr Basin. The Senator thinks something should be done to stop them. Not only that, but he thinks that the United States should step in and issue an ultimatum to the "pandemic Federal." Germany, according to him, is in a horrible plight. And we owe it to her to offer protection. Why? Why because we rendered her helpless and now propose to stand by France picks the skeleton clean. At least that's the reason the Senator gives. How involuntarily one's eyes fill with tears, watching the Idaho Tragedian finger the tremolo stops! Who is this big, altiuistic saviour of mankind, anyway? He is the mart who captained the "incorrigibles" back in 1918. He is the same Borah who blocked the League movement and "expressed" Woodrow Wilson as a dreamer and a visionary. He is the self-styled High Priest of the non-intervention cult, the exponent of a "hands off" policy. It was he who made treaty approval impossible and it was he and his gang of muck-raking politicians who forever closed the way to American aid in European re-adjustment. And now he asks, in a voice heavy with pathos, that we obstruct a former ally in her program for collecting a certified debt. But it isn't the situation in Essen that is getting the Senator all stewed up. It's the fact that he has been out of the limelight so long. As far as policies are concerned, Borah has one policy, and that is Borah Worship. He is against anything and anybody so long as the honey of free publicity tricks down his chin. Two or three outbursts of this kind from a man who is solomly pledged to give his best for his country makes a nuisance of him. But Borah has long since passed from the nuisance class. He is a disgrace to his state and to his country. But most of all he is a disgrace to those who persist in returning him to the Senate. A professor at Knox College says the American people do not think; they merely re-arrange prejudices. THE EXTENSION DIVISION in probably no way is the University so consistently advertised, month after month, to the people of the state, than through the Extension Division. Through this dep. *r*emption of the University, people who are unable to attend classes on the campus are afforded some of the benefits that the University organization can extend. Through its conferences with school boards and chambers of commerce its information is made available for the improvement of the schools; books and plays sent out from its offices reach 65,000 persons each year. By its lantern slides, lecture courses, concerts, merchants' short courses and institutes, the Extension Division is making K. U. a place in the thoughts of the people of Kansas. Can't be asked to carve when you're dining out embarrassing? One always knows that the gravy will not match the wall paper! ART IS NEVER LOST Another lost masterpiece has been found in America, a Russian painting by a seventeenth century artist, for which Europe has been searching for years. For decades it has been lost to the world. Historians knew it existed, but they could not trace its travels. They could only speculate as to where it might be. But a work of art once created stays a work of art as long as it exists, and only surpassing genius can cause it to sink into oblivion. The artist may die and even his name may be lost but the qualities of the work he did not change. It may be faded and scarred, but still fortunes will be spent and nations will war for its possession. Its record goes down in the annals of history, and the world reads it and remembers. Many of the masterpieces have been lost and art commissaires say that many have been and will be found in America. This is just one of them. The discovery was made in the Knights of Columbus home at Ogdenburg, New York. In tracing it, they find it has travelled from the Atlantic to the Pacific coast and back again unrecognized. Then it was just a picture, worth some hundreds of dollars, now it has been sold for $800,000, and even the title to its ownership has become a matter of controversy. The picture is called "The Port of Messina," and was painted by Claude Lorraine, a Russian artist. It is being kept in a safe deposit vault of a New York bank until its ownership it decided. Plain Tales From The Hill The campus Shleiks with the shoe polish hair are trying to arrange their schedules to leave plenty of time in which to learn the modern, eight step tango. Rodolph's doing it now, you know! A slight epidemic of pneumonia is expected next week in the freshman class, caused from unuse exposure without coats. Fraternity badges will blossom forth on the newly initiated. The psychology department has so much industrious energy stored up it should run around the block a few times to work a little of it off. Now Official Daily University Bulletin LAW SCHOOL FACULTY; Vol. II. Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chevron's Office The regular weekly meeting of the faculty of the School of Law will be held at 19:30 Wednesday room at Ye Tavern. Tuesday. January 30, 1923 until 11:00 a. m. Five inter-collegiate matches have been scheduled for the Ohio State University rifle team for the first time in 2014. The match will probably be arranged BAND REHEARSAL: Rifle shooting as a winter sport at Ohio State is attested by a memo to the Board of Education a sport for which a series of inter-collinate matches will be arranged Forky two Otkahoma freshman football ball men will be awarded letters this year, the freshman coach has announced. The letters are not given on the number of games played, but the team must work and school eligibility. Plans for the production of a big historical drama of Idaho to be produced next June are being formulated at the University of Idaho. It is thought that this will be the best plan to make Idahans appreciate their native history and feel the individuality of their state. The regular weekly rehearsal of the Band will be held at 7:30 Wednes day evening in Fraser Channel. that the intelligence tests have been given to all the freshmen, live chickens are being employed as subjects. The class of 1925 is betting two to one on the chickens, after due reflection on their own marks. Who would think the seniors are big and smart if it weren't for the 'freshmen?' No.84 H. W. ARANT, Dean. The Three Ages of Women 15-25 ... The Middle Age 35-45 ... The Middle Age 50 on ... The Middle Age Girls as Beltol College learn to keep house five weeks before graduation. One girl acts as housekeeper, another as cook and one as juniper. The girls hold their jobs for a few days and then exchange with one another. Fencing has "come back" in the East. The Cornell fencing team met the Columbia fencing team at Cornell, Saturday. The meet consisted of fourteen bouts, nine纤,four sabre, and one dulling contest. The Cornell team had six men and the Columbia team five men. The Intercollegiate Swimming Association has accepted a standardized spring board, invented by the coach of swimming at Stanford University. All colleges of the Association will be required to have this thought that this will do much to overcome the handicap which divers have heretofore encountered in going George Owen of Harvard will make a new varsity record next June, when he graduates in possession of nine "It's for" prowess in football, baseball, and hockey. The nearest previous approach to this record was by a graduate in 1910 who received seven letters. On Other Hills J. C. McCANLES, Director. The Y. W, C. A, at the University of Indiana has organized and is operating a lost and found bureau through one of the women of the University. from one college to another, by having to work off of a board entirely different from their own. Jayhawks Flown Robert M. Blackburn, L.L. B, 221; taking a post-graduate course at Island Stanford University. Black- brown was the Bar examination last summer. Ray Kefort, B. S. Z., is with the Washington Power Company, in Speakea, Wash. Kefort was a member of the White House fraternity, while he was in school. Lyme Hershey, A. B. 17, has recently received his degree in medicine. Dr. Hershey is at present presentor of the University Sanitarium in Kansas City, Ms. Forest Stout, former K. U. student, involved the George Washington University at Washington, D.C. and the department of commerce there WANTED—A room-mate at 1000 Miss. Modern and reasonable. Call 138. F-3 WANT ADS WANTED—Rommate by young man sophomore. 1135 Vermont. Phone: 1220 Black. P-3. FOR RENT—Well furnished rooms for boys, Board if desired. 1121 Ohio, Phone 328. F-3 WANTED—Steward for boarding club, 1121 Ohio. Phone 328. F-3 FOR RENT—One large well heated room, students or teachers, call at 1227 Ohio. J-26 FURNISHED rooms for boys. Modern. Three blocks from University, same distance from town. Call 2511. Red. 1220 Tenn. $16. J-30 LOST—A small Conklin fountain pen. Finder please call 1709 Black. 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J-23 FOR RENT—Two rooms for girls in modern, private home. 912 Maine St. J-23 WANTED in Lawrence, two men willing to work, direct selling proposition, good money, everybody your proffession, 7 Majestic们 Topeka, Kentuca J-24 FOUND—Fur neck piece, brown tail. Van. Owner can have by paying for ad at Kansas office. PROFESSIONAL CARD DR. J. W. O'RYTON (Dentist) Special vice president, Dr. J. W. O'RYTON, Dr. Roberts Building, T. 507 1143 North Avenue, St. Louis, 1627 Mesa St., Phone 228. OPTICIST, PHOTICIAN, Dr. Phoenix Stover, Optician, Dr. Avery LAWRENCE, OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive October 20th), Kevin examined; glasse survey. "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULZ 917 Mass. St. Stanford University California Second Half begins 26 July Summer Quarter, 1923 Tuesday, 19 June, to Saturday, 1 September Second Half begins 26 July Opportunities to work for baskin- Rock or B. Degree in the oceanic climate of the San Francisco peninsula. Courses in the regular academic and scientific branches, and in law. Information from Office 9. Stanford University California One entire family is enrolled in the University of Iowa. The father is in the department of philosophy and the mother is in the law school's traffel office, the oldest son is with the University players. One daughter is in literature, one is studying music and the other son is a senior in the same classes. Three of them are in the same classes. "GIFTS THAT LAST" THE COLLEGE JEWELER WE LIKE TO DO LITTLE JOBS OF REPAIRING Kansas Electric Power Company Phone 592 719 Mass. St. H 4:00 S 2:30 O 7:30 W 9:00 Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday VARSITY Adults 33 cts Children 10 cts Dr. Jack Prescribes—Jollity! With HAROLD LLOYD Also Also An Educational Picture—Man Vs. Beast