THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Biennial University Report Presents K.U. Attainments Data Given Shows K. U Has Lowest Paid Faculty Members in List The Registrar's Office has received printed copies of the Twenty-ninth Biennial Report of the University, from the state printer at Topokla. The data of the report was compiled from the records of the last two years by the heads of the different departments, then submitted to Chancellor Lindley who supervised its organization. The report contains a complete list of the functions and accomplishments of the schools and departments of the University, besides an introductory letter to the State Board of Administration and an explanation of the purposes of the University. The virtue of student government is recognized in the report and the efforts of the students in establishing the Women's Student Government Association are lauded for their whole-hearted support in establishing regulations governing the conduct and social life on the campus. Social Expenses Reduced The report points out the success of recent efforts of the students to reduce the scale of expenditures in social affairs and their recent proactive role, including the mobility, expressing a spirit of democracy and an earnest desire for right living, "which," says the report, in our judgment, compares favorably with the standards of previous years in our colleges and universities. Under the title "Accomplishment of the University's Purposes," it is explained that the state university performs the three-fold function of teacher, discoverer of truth, and disseminator of knowledge. The report says that the state university "has won its right to be considered an indispensable organ of the higher life of the state." So dependent is man on the science and arts in these fields and motor cars, electric lights, telephone and radio, and machine power of every sort that the university becomes more and more necessary to the life of the humble man." Gives Eight Salary Scales The scale of salaries paid to faculty members of eight state universities is given, including the University of Kansas which is at the bottom of the list. A tabulation of the different salaries paid by the eight schools leads that Illinois which leads the list pays her professors $4,918 a year, while Kansas pays only $8,400; a difference of thirty four per cent between the two countries. For associate professors and instructors the difference is not so great. In commenting on the salary scales the report says, "There is no reason to believe that the state of Kansas can secure higher services for less money than can other states. We again call the attention of the people of the state to this problem, which must be faced if the University is to furnish the best training for the young people of Kansas." The offices of the Dean of Women and that of the Dean of Men have been absorbed with the housing problem together with taking a hand in affairs constructive in student life. As an outgrowth of the housing conditions has come the dormitory becoming a reality, it is hoped that a surplus room may give a student room that may give a sounder basis for regulation of houses, and for more reasonable rentals and improved living conditions." Improve Housing Conditions A report is given from each school in the University explaining purpose, conditions, and needs. Besides these, the usefulness of some of the facilities of the University, such as Commons and the Exhibition Division are made for appropriate for these worthy institutions. The foregoing report was submitted to the State Senate now in session at Topeka by Chancellor Lindley last week. Alpha Xi Entertains Patron Alpha Xi Entertains Patronesses Alpha Xi Delta sorority gave a dinner Sunday afternoon at 5:30p o'clock in honor of her patronesses and alumnae. The guests were: Prof. and Mrs. F. P. O'Brien, Dr. and Mrs. J. W. O'Bryan, Mr. and Mrs. George L. Kreeck, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur L. Marks, Prof. and Mrs. L. N. Flint, Miss Helen Walker, Mgr. and Mrs. J. F. Stubeb, and Mr. and Mrs. H. Wilkins. Concert by Prison Band Broadcasted Over WDAI Serrion Herb, formerly director of the University of Kansas Band, leading the thirty place Kansas State Prison Band was heard Sunday afternoon over WDAF. A microphone was installed in the prison auditorium from where the music was transmitted to the S'ar broadcast-action. On Mr. Herb' was with Sona's famous band for several years. This is the same band which entertained at conventation here last fall, Director Herb has been in this position for less than two years and has had many of her songs recorded. Many of the players had had no experience whatsoever before they came under Mr. Herb's directions. In this band are also several well known singers and players who play the saxophone, sahins and players also play the radio program. Geological Reports Feature At Seminar Of K. U. Scientists Problem of Earth's Surface is Principal Discussion of National Meetings The mining seminar yesterday evening was featured by annually interesting reports of the Ann Arbor trip by the Kansas representatives to the meeting of the Geological Society of America, held there during December. Dr. R. C. Moore gave a chalk talk representing the great men in the profession. Short annotations of his speeches at the meeting were given by Doctor Moore, Prof. W. H. Schewe, and Prof. R. S.Kanppen. Harold Hoots, instructor in the department of geology, talked on the "Laramie Problem." In summing up the details of the question Mr. Hoots said, "The problem alters the other answers," and points to posts which overrule much of the creatureous in portions of the western interior of North America." At the time of the Aun Arbor Conference, Doctor Moore went on to Washington to confer with government geologists on research work which he is doing. While there are arrangements were completed under which he and the head of the department of geology of Yale University, Dr. Moore co-authors a publication on the nateau country north west of the Grand Canyon, where he and Doctor Moore have been working for some time. While in Washington, Doctor Moore was asked to deliver a talk on "The Colorado Plateau Geology," before the Petroleum Club. Ohio U. Needs Instructors Legislature Asking For Large Appropriation Columbus, O, Jan. 16. - Wanted students at universities. They got them. Now the pendulum has saving need. For now, curing eying need is for more instructors. Ohio State University is asking the new Ohio legislature for $63,754.76 to be expended for "personal service" during the next two years, an increase of $543,344 for each of the two years. The request, according to President W. O. Thompson, "brings the legal burden of our state's own legislation," since, as b points out, it is impossible under its state law to restrict admission. "The most important task any university has is the selection of a competent faculty, inspired with proper ideal of education and devoted to the every-day, routine tasks of the classroom," said Dr. Thompson. Students Might Lose A Leg in this Study "Say, whose leg is this? "What? Why it's Jeans. Comt and get it." "Say, whose leg is this?" "Well, just as soon as I finish thi eye, I will." "Oh, you at the third table. Why don't you come over and get your tongue. It is covered with ants." The scene was a zoology laboratory room and the anatomical discussion had reference to the unfortunate frogs who were baring their innermost secrets to the insatiable eye of the embryonic zoologists. During the operations the frog suffers no pain, for when he is first brought into the laboratory the first nerve is severed and he is unconscious. The girls, with the exception of a scant few, shudder at the prospect of dissection. The men, feeling eazy their superiority at this time, take off their shirts and pursue themselves, murderous smile as they shiver their knives for work. Merchants Course To Meet In Sections February 19 to 22 Important Lecturers to Divide Time Between Lawrence, Salina and Hutchinson Meetings of the annual University Merchants' Short Course will be held in three different towns in as many different town, Lawrence, Hutchinson, and Salina, February 19 to 22, this year. "We have found in the past years that many merchants, especially from the western part of the state, found it inconvenient to make the long trip to Lawrence, and accordingly we have decided to try taking the course to the merchants," said E. H. Ingham, director of the division. “An unusually strong list of speakers is being made up for the course,” continued Mr. Ingham. “Some of the speakers will make the rounds of the town on the week end and participate for the week, one at each of the towns. On account of the increased cost of providing the lecturers of the calibre that Kansas deserves, it will be necessary to charge an enrolin in the course with two tickets for the various meetings.” Hamp Williams, of Hot Springs, Ark, will speak on "Making Better Merchants"; "Helping Ourselfs." and "Business Program for 1925." Among the speakers already listed are: Charles E. Duffie, Omaha, Nob will talk on "Turnover and Profits," and "Retail Advertising and Promotion." E. B, Moon, formerly with the Orange Juiled Farmer, is a popular lecturer for the merchants' courses in Minnesota. Tom Witton, a retail merchant of retenon, Mo., will present in a practical way many ideas of practical alue to merchants. J. V. Fish, formerly with the Dry Goods Economist, is now counsellor for the Milwaukee Journal, WANTED in Lawrence, two men willing to work, direct selling proposition, good money, everybody your top, Korea, 7 Majestic Tour, Topka, Canada, J-34 WANT ADS J. N. Furley of the National Cash logister Company, will talk on "How It Become 100 Per Cent Efficient." WANTED—Laundry. Prices reasonable. Mending free. Call 1489 Red. J-23 FOR RENT - Light housekeeping rooms, to either young couple or girls on co-operative basis. Phone 390. 1302 Mass. St. J-18 FOR RENT— Single room for boy. 1323 Ky. J-21 FOR RENT—Two rooms for girls 'in modern, private home. 912 Maine St. J-23 FOR RENT—Apartment and garage at Williams Apt. house, call 1871 for information. J-21 FOR RENT - One nice room for girls Girl for room-mate also wanted. 1131 Tenn. Phone 1572-红. J-18 ROOM—For boys. Reasonable rent. 940 Tenn. Phone 1413 Black. —16 LINCOLN PAMPIHLE LOST Hart's "Cartagine of Lincoln Portraits," pamphlet of 66 pages, addressed to the University of Kansas the last of November by Barker's Art Store, Springfield, Ill. Has been mislaid. Anyone locating it please notify F. H. Hedder. J-22 ROOMS FOR BOYS—Low rates. 1042 Ohio. J20. FOR RENT—One room for one or two girls with private family. 1007 Tennessee St. Phone 562 J-22 LOST—Logic text book, Friday fore- noon. Finder please call C. Runyan phone 1625. J-17 ROOFS—For boys. Single, double, modern house, meals. Three room- mates wanted. Phone 2377 Red. 932 Mississippi. J-20 LOST—A 2A Folding Brownie camera at the cane rack Sunday. Finder please notify Kansan. J-16 FOR RENT—Two pleasant rooms for boys, in modern private home. 1045 Ohio St. J-20 FOR RENT—Four modern rooms for boys. Rent reasonable. 1215 Penn. Phone 2661. J-18 FOR RENT—Rooms for Boys. 1416 Tenn. Second semester. Now ready. Call 1555. J-16 FOR RENT—Rooms for boys in good modern house, 1319 Tennessee St. Phone 1475. J20. FOR RENT—Rooms for boys at 1340 Ky. for second semester. Available ky. Phone 1850. J-18 FOR RENT—To students. Two sleeping rooms in modern home, reasonable calls, Call at 1740 Ky. J,18 FOR RENT—Excellent room for one or two men available next semester. Call, 1613 Vermont. J-18 ROOMS and board for 3 girls $ \frac{1}{2} $ block from campus. No bill to climb. Phone 1303. 1245 La. J-22. FOR RENT - Desirable furnished home to reliable party. Adults preferred. Phone 2173 Blue. J-22 FOR RENT 2nd semester—Pleasant double rooms for girls, two blocks from campus. Newly papered, house sleeping porch. Call 255-8411, J20. sleeping porch. Call 255-8411, J20. PROFESSIONAL CARD DR. J. W. DRYSON, *Dr. Brittina* (Special) staff to prevention and treatment of poxenrhinum. 304 Porkins Building. Tel. 587. A. G. ALRICH Engraving, Printing, Binding Kubber Stamps, Office Supplies. Printing by any process 736 Mast. St "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULZ 917 Mass, St. Oread Shining Parlor CHARLIE'S Best Shines in Town Thomas Shoe Shop Electric Every Day a Special Every day's menu is made to the best advantage of our patrons and they always provide a well balanced meal. 1021 Mass. St. Of course you always want to go to Bricks for Sunday dinner, but it is a saving of time and money to eat at Bricks all the time for it's— "Just a Step from the Campus" THE OREAD CAFE E. C. Bricken, Prop. DALE'S PRINT SHOP. Job work of all kind. 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN. Dr. Florence J. Barrowts. Phone 2387. Office 909% Mast. St. Caltha answered. LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrist). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. No job too big, no job too little to receive our careful attention. Gustafson.—Adv. Remember we do all kinds of watch and jewelry repairing. Gustafson. —Adv. TEACHERS Second semester vacancy calls are now coming in. Enroll now so that we can get your credentials together in time to serve you. Enrollment free. FISK TEACHERS' AGENCY J. A. Devlin, Manager, 1020 McGee St., Kansas City, Mo. You need a Curling Iron eed a Curling Iron and a Hair Dryer if your hair is to be in accord with your fine tastes. Curling Irons $4.50 up Hair Dryers $15.00 up Kansas Electric Power Co. Phone 590 719 Mass. The Second Semester Is Not As Far Off As You Think If your Kansan subscription expires at the end of this term make your renewal this week and you will not miss an issue. The Kansan is working for you every day. You cannot offord to miss it. Send in your two dollars NOW.