THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Raymond Dyer Associate Editor Gucharo Shorenbacher Associate Editor Crabshank Campaign Editor Jacob Johnson Sport Editor DeVauzant Franca Plain Tale Editor Charles Sparer Education Editor Brian Kahn Xackshire Editor John Harris BUSINESS STAFF outside Manager Lloyd Ruppenthal Asst. Part Marr. John Montgomery, Jr. BOARD MEMBERS Helen Scott Ben Hibbs Dartle Fleiss Rick Carter Laura Cowley Zachary Killen Lilweddy White Perry John Caroline Herndon Ferry John Glen Schultz Glik Schultz Subscription price, $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 or one month Retired as second-degree mall master Sotheby's, New York, and New York, Romain, under the auspices of March 1879. Published in the aftermath five times a year, he is the author of the national of the University of Kansas, from which he graduated. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Themes, K. U., 20 and 66 The Daily Kaanan alone to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Texas at Austin, not just the need to standing for the demands of the university, but to be elephant to be cheerful; to be helpful; to be serious; to be more serious needs to wiser hends; in all to serve to the best of its ability. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1922 "God, who at sunrise cloaks and to divers greets in time past with the fallen Fathers of Christ," he wrote, "until I am baptized unto by his Day, when he hath appointed both of our faith, my wife also be made the Lord's Sister." YOUR FINAL OPPORTUNITY "How far that little candle throws its beams, So shines a good deed in the naughty world." Tomorrow offers you a final opportunity to send forth the warm beans of a Friendship Candle that will rekindle the dying spark of hope in the dependent heart of some student in the desolate city of Sumyra. The crayons of your Christmas candle may reach to the barricade interior of Russia or be the means of bringing happiness to some fellow student have in our own state who is less fortunate than you are. May the students of our University not be blinded by their own pleasures and good fortune into forgetfulness of the suffering, destitute condition of many of their fellow students in far-off lands. Let us remember that inaction in a case of need "becomes an action and a deadly sin." "RAKI" AND THE TURK "A Bad Day for Harding," says headline—we thought Gamble and Col Bogue had another stiff twist some on the links, but it's just those little bitten things as the ship salohe. In Follette, and the Federal Reserve Board bobbing up again. The days of "sail" are no more. Turks has gone to join the ranks of the dry nations of the world. Old Turks, sitting on their cushions,uffing over their long pipes, will probably recall the "good old days," and sadly shake their grave heads over the changing times. Perhaps there will be hostile measures but most likely not. Drastic measures have been enacted for the pumphailment of offenders against the prosecution law, and Turkish laws in Turkey are supreme. Mustapha Kenal Pasha, one of "the unimpackable Turks," took the position that liquor reduced the efficiency of the young manhood of the country, and should be prohibited. Mohamadianism has forbidden the drinking of wine for thirteen hundred years, but the Turks have overridden the rule on a technicality. "Raki," distilled from rice, and champagne, imported from France, were not wines, therefore they were free to drink them. Now, however, comes the leader of the Angola government to enforce total prohibition on his people because he believes it is for the good of the country and his people. This from the "unimpakable Tork." "I respect a man that sticks a gun in my face far more than I do the speeder," says a certain Indians mayor. You can't blame him, as looking down the bore of the 32 caliber revolver usually invites record. Official Daily University Bulletin CHRISTMAS RECESS Wednesday, December 13, 1922 Vol. II. No. 67. Cops received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chronicle's Office The Christmas cocoa will be from Saturday, December 10th to Monday January 1st, both inclusive. All classwork will be attended at 8:30 Tuesday E. H; LINDLEY. UNIVERSITY COMMONS; The University Commons will be closed during the Christmas recess. Supper, Friday night, December 15th, will be the last meal, and breakfast Tuesday morning, January 2nd, will be the opening meal. UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL AND DISPENSARY: The University Hospital and Dispensary will be closed from Friday evening, December 15th, to Tuesday morning, January 2nd. In case of an emergency during the vacation period, students may call Dr. Smith, City Hall, 680-227-3498, Phone 811, either of whom will arrange to have the cases taken care of. DR. E. SMITH, Superintendent. SIGMA XI: There will be a meeting of Sigma Xi at 7:30 tonight in Blake Hall Lecture Room. Professor Alter will talk on "Climatic Cycles." GRADUATE CLUB: The regular meeting of the Graduate Club will be held at 7:30 tonight in Room 203 Haworth Hall, Dr. R. C Moore will talk on "Evolution from the Geologist's Standpoint." An important business meeting will follow the talk. Members may bring guests. SHERWIN F. KELLY, President; E. B. STOUFFER, Acting Dean. SOCIOLOGY CLUB: Sociology Club will meet at 7:30 tonight in Room 210 Fraser Hall. Open innovation of the Library Court. ADVERTISING THE UNIVER- DOROTHY GOODMAN, President. E. W. BLACKMAR, Faculty Advisor. SITY State universities and colleges are the poorest advertised productive agencies in the entire country. Even the smallest manufacturing establishment engaged in the noble art of turning out hairpins or cuff links finishes the worst of its articles to the civilized space by means of newspaper space and poster propaganda. While the educational institution which turns out the purveyors of progress is modestly rich and is content to blush unseen. Only in recent years have the administrative heads of universities recognized the necessity of advertising the moris of their institutions to a somewhat indifferent public. And even at that, the work has gained momentum with comparative slowness. An advertisement for this University does three things; it obtains for to graduate a "stunning" throughout the country; it brings the citizens of the state to a keen realization of what their tax-dollar is actually being spent for; and it best of all stimulates in the minds of high school graduates a desire for higher learning, a discontent with their allotment of superficial education. The K. U. County Club organizations are among the best advertising mediums ever prunugulated for the spread of University propaganda. Publicity burials may pound out copy by the mile for the use of state papers; registrars may send out nort little booklets explaining the circumflex and administrative officers may speak in every town hall in every city, but the best word which can be said for K. U. comes from the lips of the Home Town Student who has "been away to college." Get behind and push! The cub says that the hide men on the campus are the ones who try to make him feel the same way when he goes to interview them. It's not too Late to get your clothes cleaned before leaving. Phone 442 1109 Mass. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. D. C. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cash. W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash. SURPLUS $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashler, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green J. C. Moore, S. O. Blahop DIRECTORS Christmas Suggestions Toilet Sets Ivory Amber Tortoise Shell Military Brushes Natural Ebony Polished Ebony Ivory Amber Tortoise Shell Perfume Sets Johnston's and Quinby's Candies 1lb,2lb,3lb,and 5lb boxes Karess Djer Klis Fiancee Mary Garden Lady Mary Garden Glow Mavis Garden Fragrance The Round Corner Drug Co. If it's advertised—We have it 801 Mass. St. TRAINS VERSUS CANARIES Lawrence, Kan. What is more incongruous than a canary singing in the chair of a local? Yet that happened the other day on a train running between Topeka and Kamag City. The air was close, the tired passengers inclined to be cross. Sticky-faced, fretting babies tumbled up and down the ankle or clambered about with the greatest democracy ever suffering travelers. Suddenly on the harassed air broke a sound, not the rumble of the train, not the grumble of the passengers, not the cries of the children. A warble, a run and a trill, the song of a canary was heard above the discontented murmurrings. Necks crained, faces registered astonishment. Smiles lifted drooping lips and lit up tired eyes. There at one end of the car sat a bird cage darkened with wrapping paper. From it came the joyous carolling. Peace settled over the car; strangers smiled in friendly amusement at one another; children hungled, and the local rolled on to Kansas City. There are shicks and shields, but it remained for a Pueblo boldermaker to run away with a whole family. Prisoners from the Wisconsin State Prison are taking correspondence courses offered by the University of Wisconsin. Short *sittement* of the Ku Kub Klub tonight at 7:50 in Room 209, Fraser Nationalkring will be discussed. B) will be there — Chéir Ku Kub Brunner. Anderson County Club will meet Wednesday evening at 7:30 in Room 290, Fraser Hall. Learn to dance before you go home for vacation. MODERN DANCING ANNOUNCEMENTS Phone 2762 or 681 for appointment. Thomas Shoe Shop Electric Learn to dance before you go home for vacation. MODERN DANCING Phone 2762 for appointment THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULZ 917 Mass, St. "Suiting You" BEWARE PROTCH The College TAILOR of cheap imitations Consider quality and have your glottes cleaned CLEAN by the new continuous clarification method. We have the only one in town. Phone seven five; we'll call for it. New York Cleaners 836 Mass. St. NECKWEAR SPECIAL— 40 dozen fine silk neckties—in fancy and plain designs—every tie worth more—Special at— 55c, 3 for $1.50 "Hurry along while the picking is Good" Luggage! We carry a large line of luggage. Have fitted cases, Boston Bags, Hand Bags, Suit Cases, Gladstone Cases, Pocket Books, and Bill Folds, and all goods usually used in a leather store. Our best selling cowhide bags, grain leather, are $9.00, $10.00, $12.00, $13.50, and $15.00 each with leather lining. See our complete assortment. Phone 144. ED KLEIN 732 Mass. "GIFTS THAT LAST" THE COLLEGE JEWELER WE LIKE TO DO LITTLE JOBS OF REPAIRING We Have the Xmas Gift You Want to Take Home. "The Quality Drug Store" You may not be able to get what you want in your home town. Avail yourself of the opportunity NOW and come in and take home with you the gifts that will be appreciated. RANKIN'S 1101 Mass. Santa's Xmas Store THINGS TO WEAR are the most essential gifts for men are the most acceptable gifts for men. Wool Mufflers ... $1.00 to $4.00 Silk Mufflers ... 1.00 to $7.50 Wool Hose ... 50 to 2.00 Silk Robes ... 18.00 to $7.50 Bath Robes ... 5.00 to 15.00 Tuxedo Vests ... 5.00 to $7.50 Tuxedo Sets ... 2.00 to 4.00 Silk Hose ... 75 to 1.00 Handkerchiefs ... 10 to 1.00 Ties ... 65 to 2.00 Cuff Links ... 50 to 2.00 Shirts ... 1.00 to 6.50 Bridge Sets ... 2.50 to 5.00 Writing Sets ... 2.50 to 12.50 Caps ... 2.00 to 3.00 Young Hats ... ... 5.00 Knox Hats ... 7.00 to 7.50 Houk-Green Clo. Co. 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