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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon, five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the future of Kanan by going to furthermore merely printing the news by skimming for the fiction and non-fiction; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be helpful; to be more serious problems to wiser heads; to be more capable of ability the students of the University.
FRIDAY, NOV. 10, 1922.
Center College and the "prayin' colonials" must have their notoriety. They failed to whip Harvard this year so they had one of their men break the world record in kicking.
SUNDAY CLOTHES
Much psychology hangs about Sunday clothes, Dress up and you immediately feel a subtle added self respect. Unconsequently you raise your head a little higher. You realize a certain jauntiness in your appearance and experience a covert sense of superiority. In fact, your morale has been so strengthened that you feel you could go out and lick the world.
The same psychology holds true of communities and institutions. Pride and satisfaction radiate from the well-dressed place. And K. U. will radiate just such a pride and satisfaction on Saturday when we play the Cornhuskers; with every organized house decorated in its best style and with floating banners and colors everywhere, our visitors can't help realize our superiority—as we do. We will be all dressed up and we shall feel all the corresponding elation.
You will get a lot of personal satisfaction from dressing your house in its Sunday clothes; and at the same time, look how much the Nebraskans and the alumni will enjoy our display for their benefit!
Adolescent criminals must have as their motto "do it while you are young."
THE MINER'S RISK
Another catastrophe has occurred in the coal mines. Ninety-four men are trapped by an explosion in a mine at Spangler, Pa., with little hope of their recovery alive.
Such accidents occur with tragic frequency. The life of a coal miner is one of terrible hazard.
Nearly all of the recent mine disasters have been caused by a fire or an explosion of unknown origin. Who is to blame? Are the miners careless with the torches, or have the operators failed to equip the mines with sufficient safety devices to prevent cave-arm or fire? It is hard to believe that either is the case; but the accidents occur.
in California a short time ago a fire trapped forty-seven miners. Two weeks elapsed before the drill penetrated the rock barrier. All of the victims were dead. A crude bulkhead of boards and mud erected to thwart the poisonous gas was the evidence of their struggle against the inevitable conqueror. Their valiant fight for their lives, and the suffering of their wives and children through the prolonged period of waiting, wrung the hearts of all America.
Even after all precautions are taken, the life of a miner is a hazard.
us one. He faces death daily in order that the wheels of industry may turn, and that heath sides may be warm. He may sometimes seem a little exacting in his demands, but for what he asks he gives much.
The manners of some are so polished they reflect our own crudeness and make us mad.
Pi Chi, Sigma Tan, and all the rest—everyone is proud of their organizations and they should be. But one judges that some have been too proud of them from the number of times their symbols have been engraved on the arms of the University chairs, and it seems that Greek letters alone are not expressive enough; that the engravers must add their own names in script. Besides these, cartoons, poems, sketches, all mime together in a mottled conglomeration on the chair arm, regardless of spacing or background.
FOOLS' NAMES
Now, of course we have left behind us in high school a veritable history, painstakingly carved upon every available piece of wood, but when the doors of the University open to us, surely the busy little knife might be put away with other childish things.
Airplanes are planned which can fly to Europe and back in a day. No one cares particularly to go there in half a day, but the way things are in Europe now, half a day wouldn't be too quick to come back.
THE WHISTLE
During the past few days the regularity of the whistle for classes has been as eccentric as the time of a dollar watch. And at times the whistle hasn't made even one small utterance at twenty minutes past the hour. As systematically as our classes are arranged, there should be strict reliability in the whistle blowing so that classes may convene and dismiss at the proper hour. Lately this has been impossible with the whistle blowing so irregularly.
Of course, at times persons in charge of the whistle might be so engaged in other duties that it would be impossible to pull the little wire at the sixty second dot of the minute, but a fair degree of accuracy may be maintained. As practically the entire student body of the University depends largely on the whistle as a time gauge, if the whistle fails to be reliable, tardiness to classes is bound to result and time lost from classes. Such has been the case during the past week.
Plain Tales From The Hill
It was at the K. U.Oklahoma football game, the Wilson to McAdams forward pass and McAdams had been tackled into semi-consciousness.
A young lady instructor in the department of psychology to her class. Now there was the tulip flower. Some of you may remember that?
"Dae" Bailey who had been rushed to his aid lifted "Mac" in a recumbent position and excitedly said "Mae," "Mac," get up, you've made a pass." Mac opened his eyes slowly and absently即eyed: "Was I faded?"
Fresh to medic: Why do you chem tobacco?
Old clothes buyer: "Have you any old clothes to sell?"
Student: "Yes, but I couldn't go to school if I sold 'em."
Bell: How do you know?
Dumb. We had celery, beans, turnips, and cabbage yesterday.
Sad But True
Old clothes buyer: "Have you any old clothes to sell?"
Medic: To get the juice out.
Dumb: We're going to have soup today.
Sad But True
The assignment had been made in Feature Writing to construct a human interest story about two dogs and their mother, their her story. Her friends, tired from waiting had just started to leave the room without her, when she was startled by this calm announcement from the perspiring, would-be feature
Medic: To get the juice out.
"Wait just a minute and I can walk down the hill with you--just as soon as I slip Two Pups on the floor and the crack under Miss Mair's door."
Official Daily University Bulletin
Nov. 10. 1922.
FACULTY INVITED TO OLD TIMERS' NIGHT:
No. 46.
Vol. II.
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office
A certain invitation is extended to all members of the University Faculty to participate in the Old Timers' Night at Robinson Gymnastics TONIGHT from 9 to 11. I am sure the students, present and past, will be there on Sunday night on the second floor on the women on the main floor of the Gymnasium.
H. B. HUNGERFORD, Chairman, Homecoming Committee.
FACULTY ASKED TO MARCH IN DEDICATORY PROCESSION:
The American Legion of the State of Kansas in charge of the dedicatory ceremonies at the Stadium invite all members of the Faculty of the University of Kansas to take part in the memorial procession. The faculty will assemble in the West section of South Park. The procession will move
As a mark of respect to the soldier dead of the University "who marched for us" all members of the faculty will. I am sure, oceant it a privilege to be here in such a place.
All laboratory and class room work is cancelled for Saturday morning.
F. H. LINDLEY, Chapellor.
STUDENTS ASKED TO MARCH IN DEDICATORY PROCESSION:
The American Legion of Kansas in charge of the memorial dedication in the Stadium requests all students at the University to take part in the memorial procession which will start from the West side of South Park promptly at 9:30 Saturday morning, and to attend the brief dedicatory services in the Stadium. I am sure that all students will be glad to pay this tribute to K. U. men and women who died in the service.
UNIVERSITY BAND;
All classroom and laboratory work for Saturday morning is hereby ancelled. E. H. LINDLEY, Chancellor.
All members of the University Band will report in full uniform in Robinson Gymnastics promptly at 8:45 TONIGHT for Old Timmers' Night.
J. C. McCANLES, Director.
All members of the University Band will report in full uniform a 14th and Tennessee Streets promptly at 9:20 Saturday morning.
TO MEMBERS OF THE R. O. T. C.:
For Armistice Day formation, Cadet officers, 1st Sergeants, and Sergeants only will wear the leather uniform belt. All other student members will draw rifles, bayonets, and web field belts at the Storeroom previous to assembly.
Assembly will be in front of Fowler Shops at 8:45 a.m. as announced.
H. J. CASEY, Captain and Acting P. M. S. & T.
STADIUM DEDICATION:
Brief dedicatory exercises, in charge of the American Legion, will begin at the Stadium at 11 o'clock Saturday morning.
H. B. HUNGERFORD, Chairman, Homecoming Committee.
FOOTBALL USHERS:
Football ushers and helpers at the Nebraska game will be required to wear official badges. These badges may be obtained at the Athletic office tonight after 8 o'clock, also Saturday morning before 9 o'clock. A deposit of $1 will be required for each badge.
Ushers must report at the football field at 12:30 Saturday.
K. U. NEBRASKA GAME:
J. J. WHEELER, University Marshal.
UNIVERSITY COMMONS SCHEDULE FOR WEEK-END:
The week-end schedule at the University Commons is as follows:
Saturday: Breakfast 8 to 9:00
Dinner 12 to 1:15
Sunday: Dinner 12 to 1:30
Supper 6 to 7:00
A special chicken menu has been planned for Saturday noon.
ANNA H. BARNUM, Director
F. C. ALLEN, Director of Athletics
The K. U.-Nebraska game will be called promptly at 2 o'clock Saturday afternoon.
FRESHMAN BASKETBALL CANDIDATES:
Candidates for Freshman basket ball squad will report in suit for work at the USTA.
G. B. PATRICK, Assistant Coach.
SECOND NUMBER ON UNIVERSITY CONCERT COURSE
SECOND NUMBER ON UNIVERSITY CONCERT COURSE:
Albert Spalding, violinist, will give the second number of the University Concert Course series at 8:20 Monday evening in Robinson Gymnasium.
H. L. BULLER, Dean.
A. G. ALRICH
A. J. Aiport, B. S. 72, left for Bedford, lown, the first of the week, where he will superintend the installation of a city water-works and sewerage system. He expects to complete the job by the first of the year
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Freshmen women, at Temple University, Philadelphia have a hard lot. At the dormitories they are required at all meals to wear bib bearing their names. They must wear lilac hose on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and go to church on Sunday. On Tuesday and Thursday they may neither paint, powder, nor curl their hair.
HOMECOMING Chicken Pie Dinner
Served by Presbyterian Church Ladies
Cor. 9th & Vermont St.
Sat. Nov. 11
11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.
50c a plate
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HOMECOMING
Friday 9 to 11 p.m.
Robinson Gymnasium. Old Timers Night and Student Rally.
Men's Rally upstairs. Women's Rally downstairs.
Nebraska vs Kansas
2. P.M.
Memorial Field
Standard Price $2.00
Notice:
Notice: At 5 o'clock this afternoon, there are 2500 seats left. Do not pay more than the standard price of $2.00.
Forrest C. Allen Director of Athletics
Saturday Armistice Day
9:30 a. m. Parade and dedication of Stadium under auspices of State American Legion.
2:00 p.m.
Football Game
Nebraska vs
Kansas
Memorial Field