THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University Associate Editor-in-Chief Associate Editor Canada Editor New York Sport Editor Glencoe Plain Talc Editor Editor Editor Exchange Editor Clare Ferguson Ralph Johnson Devaughan Fraser Liewellyn White Glück Schalis Perry Johnson Ferry Johnson Devaughan Fraser DeVaughan Fraser BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager...Lloyd Rappenthal Am'd, Bus, Mgr...John Montgomery, Jr. BOARD MEMBERS Ben Hilbe Dionice Florex Ruth Cutter Laura Cowley Chuster Shaw Carlton Powers Moll Mart Caroline Harkrazer Mirl Hart Subscription price $4.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as correspondent mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrences, Kannau, under the act of March 3, 1879 Published in the afternoon, five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Jhume, K. J., 21 and 66 Lawrence, Ralph Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kannon aims to picture the understated life of the University of Chicago, and to inform the news by standing for the ideals it represents; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to be more serious to wiser heads; to have more serious questions; to ability to the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, OCT. 25, 1922. SEND FOR DAD Subscribers to a fund for completing a girl's hotel in Kansas City were tagged with the name of the fund, which is "Have A Heart." Was it a present command or a future invitation? It's Dad's time of year. The crispness of frost in the air, the browning fields, and the brilliant foliage all these bear witness to that. What American boy's blood does not run a bit faster when the north wind brings down the first flurry of snow and when football elems meet on **adirons**. And what is Dad but an American boy—a bit older perhaps, but still loving the autumn and a good football game? And now, like Mother and her day in the spring, Dad is to have his day in the fall. Moreover, it is to be his privilege to see two of the best football teams in this section of the country meet on a perfect gridiron. Kansas plays Oklahoma at Stadium FP1 on November 4, and Dad is to be the honor guest of the day. That evening Calhoun and their K. U. sona will be entertained at Dad's Dinner. Dad's Day is beginning to be observed throughout the country; many civilians have already held Sunday services this fall, in much the same manner as they honor Mother in the spring of the year. That is all right in its way, but the University of Kansas has a better method of paying tribute to Dad. Dad is a man, and manlike he appreciates a good football game and a day, looking about the University more than he does flowers and church services in his honor. The University has provided a day for Dai—a day that he will appreciate more than any experience he has had for years. Have you, as a student of the University and as a son or daughter of the "best Dad that ever was," done your part? Have you made every effort to get your father here for the occasion? Dad's Day, instituted here for the first time this year, is to be an annual affair—one of the big functions of the school year. The co-operation of the students is necessary in order that the University may pay proper tribute to the fathers of its students. Send for Dad! Help him to enjoy his time of year! Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is a demon controls Arthur Stilwell, builder of the Kansas City Southern railway. So that is the explanation. A POOR SENSE OF HUMOR Last night the highly dramatic and splendidly acted tragedy of "The Emperor Jones" was given at the Bow erock. Gripping, intense—it lapped the terrible degeneration of a soul to its primitive beginning. Before our eyes the course of human development was polignantly traced. And yet people laumen. Surply the people who committed this slight breach of etiquette and breeding should be pardoned; their shallow minds must have been incapable of understanding. One can't blame people for doing things when they know no better; how did they know when it was time to laugh? Didn't they see a black man on the advertising posters, and aren't black men always comedians? Isn't the grusene spectacle of sweating, suffering men, writing in chains, always signal for hilarious laughter? So people in certain parts of the theater—notably the second gallery and the front row—must have thought last night. A little of the disturbance was perhaps the result of deliberate intention on the part of people—for the credit of the University it is hoped not students—who are capable of that sort of thing. But there are many whom trivial and pathos mean nothing; everything strange or unusual, unless it has been explained to them in advance, presents them with food for mitrith. It is probably from them that the most of the laughter came. It is to be hoped, as Mr. Gilpin remarked in his curtain talk, that some of the more crassly ignorant will spend three cents for a newspaper the next time a play comes to town, and thus learn something of its spirit and meaning. But we are afraid his scathing criticism was lost on the ones for whom it was intended—it was too subtle for that type of mind. Soviet Russia is unable to dispose of the late Zarai's gems because of their great size so she plans to send them to Warsaw in part payment of Poland, under the terms of the Soviet-Polish peace treaty. Now if Poland 'only owes Germany!' ABSENTEE VOTING With the November election less than two weeks distant, many students in the University are not aware of the absentee voting provision in the laws of the State of Kansas, which allows qualified voters to cast their ballot at the nearest polls. This law was especially designed for students and travelers who cannot be at their home on election day. All the absence voter need do is to fill cut an affidavit which can be secured from the election judges at the polls. After submitting the affidavit stating the voter's age, town, county, and length of residence in the state, the ballot is given out. On this absence ballot will be the state officials followed by blank lines, on which the voter may write his preference for the candidates in his county. The ballot when properly filled out is handed to the judges, who in turn seal it and forward it to the Douglas County clerk's office, from where it is sent to the voter's own county. The University seems to be very successful in taking the "hayses" out of the greenhorn but it will have to surrender its job to old man Hard Knows when it comes to taking the egosim out of the un-immaginative individual who thinks that the world was created to be his own private little domain. The only requirement in voting under the absentee provision, is that the voter must be a qualified voter in his home community. All university students who come under this classification should exercise their rights of citizenship and vote. It is his duty to the state as well as an expression of his individuality and every eligible student on the hill should see that he takes advantage of his opportunity. Alone on the Hill In the warm October noon. Alone on the hill And beyond their brilliance the son. The moment has come. The rapt still instant of being, When water and wood are gone. When water and wood are gone. There is nothing now. Now quick! Let me run on sharp stones, Let me strangle in surf choked with the There is nothing flow fictitious on-running fluid of hours Let me feel pain, feel torture, And the acid hunger of loneliness! Give not self, self— I hate not hurt Glancing with blue, yellow, crimson. Now, quick! Let me run, on sharp stones. In this madness of space eternal, bitter salt-water; let me feel pain, feel torture. in honor of dreaded Mr. McCreery. *Fredrick R. H. McCreary in Poetry.* Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received by Florence E. Blisz, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. II. ALL-UNIVERSITY CURVOCATION: An All-University Curvocation is called for 10 o'clock Thursday morning. ___ E.H. LINDLEY, Chancellor. ALL-UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION The regular weekly recital of the Fine Arts Music Students will be given in Fraser Chapel at 3:30 o'clock the afternoon. FINE ARTS MUSIC STUDENTS RECITAL: GAMMA EPSILON PI: a crack cheerleading a squad of eight men has been elected at Northwestern. University. An intensive training program has been given the cheerleaders. A meeting of Gamma Epillon Pi (Communicate Sorority) is called for 7:30 o'clock Wednesday evening in Fraser Rost Room. Important business is planned. Most people are afraid to look up their family tree for fear they will be hit on the head by a cocoon in the hand of a baboon. SOCIOLOGY CLUB: RUTH LENNEN, President. MRS. JENS P. JENSEN, Patroness. Ticket "scalpers" will be severely dealt with this year at the University of Illinois, according to President Harold Lewis of the Honor Commission. Expulsion from school will be the minimum punishment for offenders in accordance with the new policy. H. L. BUTLER, Dean. The Sociology Club will meet Thursday evening at 7:30 in Room 210 Fraser Hall... RHADAMANTH1: DOBOTHY BODDMAN, president. F. W. BLACKMAR, Faculty Advisor. DOROTHY GOODMAN, President. BILLY MACKENAY, Faculty Advisor. Rhadamanthi (Foetry Society) will meet at 8 a'clock Thursday evening in Prasar Rest Room. Manuscripts submitted will be considered and new Plain Tales From The Hill Melvin Bishop, A. B. 22, is teaching mathematics this year in the Rural High School at Stillwell, Kans. "I'm going to pass that algebra quiz a-flying," remarked a math shark this morning. "My head is full of logs." "I'll make the honor roll because I'm bright. "Aw, you know who Lizzie Wooster is, don'tcha?" Edythe Gould, A. B. 20, is teaching history in the Rural High School at Buergus, Kansas. Dorothy Stanley, A. B. "22, spent Saturday and Sunday in Lawrence, Miss Stanley is teaching in the Kingman High School. Good looking, keen withal, and a swel. dresser: Miss Kay Waring, 45'22., was a guest at the Gamma Phi Beta house Saturday and Sunday. I'll burn the midnight oil every night. In every class I'll vamp me a professor." Miss Laura Harkrader, c'22, who is teaching at ElDorado, spent the week end at the Gamma Phi Beta house. Ray Jones, 227, spent Saturday and Sunday at the Phi Gamma Delta House. Mr. Jones is employed in a mobile Hardware house at Atticaon. Paul Dunn, A. B. 22, spent Saturday and Sunday in Lawrence. "What you dudes try to do with those stocks? " a senior lawyer said to a ditto journalist. "Are you trying to kid our canes?" "Doctor, I have a very sore finger dropped a trunk on it." "Nothing like that,' said the s. j. "just your cigarette holders." Lenora Brownback, A. B. "22, spent Saturday and Sunday at the Kappa Alpha Theta House. Miss Brownbaum is touching at Staffordville this year. "go and get this man some thrua gargle, nurse, while I look up in the book and see what's the matter with him." Javhawks Flown Jack DeLaney, LL. B., 722, spent Saturday and Sunday at the Phi Gamma Delta House. Mr. DeLaney is practicing law at Troy. DAISY MARITA BISHOP, President. Mrs. HERBERT FEIS, Patroness. Harold Dietrich, c'22, is doing research work at Mellon's Institute, Philadelphia, this year. ANNOUNCEMENTS The Graduate Club will meet at Myers Hall for a Halloween'en party Thursday evening, October 26, at 8 o'clock. The Baptist Young People's Union will hold a masquerade party Friday night in the basement of the Baptist church. All student Baptists are urged to be present with their friends. 'the party will start at 8 o'clock.' The Democratic rally, under the auspices of the Democratic Club of the University, has been seeded for tonight at 7:30 o'clock in the Little Theater, Green Hall, instead of the Chamber of Commerce rooms down town, as had previously been planned. Henderson Martin, former lieutenant governor of Philadelphia, is one of the principal speakers on the program, and several of the county candidates will be present and will make short talks. 850 to M. everywhere, in quinquefort and the E. Z. goirly, and the E. Z. S. Greer Garter. Made by The Thun. F. Taylas Co., Bridgeport, Conn. Fresh Apple Cider for Sale. 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