THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanashe, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
Pfluger, K. J., III and 66
Editorial Staff
The Daily Kansan aims to plop
University of Kansas; to go fur-
ward at the University of Kanan; to go for
standing for the team; to deasle the
orites to be clean; to be cheerful;
to serve to be clean; to be cheerful;
to serve to be more serious prose
serves to be more serious prose
serves to the host of its ability the
service to the host of its ability the
Editor-in-chief...Ben Hibbs
Editor-in-chief...Glasson
News Editor...Raymond Dawey
Sports Editor...John Gervais
Sports Editor...Glick Schultz
Alumni Editor...Rustie Carter
Alumni Editor...Rustie Carter
Business Staff
Business Manager ___ Lloyd Ruppertal
Asst. Bus. Mgr. John Montgomery, Jr.
Asst. Bus. Mgr. Clyde Burnside
Chester Shaw **Boygge**
Liewellyn White **Perry John**
Myri Hart **Caroline Harkraider**
Carline Francis **Caroline Powers**
Holland Blaine
THURSDAY, OCT. 19, 1922.
The friendship which you now imagine to be as stumach as the oak may seem like the mushroom after election.
A CAMPAIGN AUDIT
During the last two years the expanse of campaigns preceding student elections at the University of canes has been materially decreased. The discontinuance of the use of posters was a step in the right direction. Ever, something more is needed, and that something is an audit of campaign expenses—an accounting, if you please, for the receipts and disbursements of funds.
Throughout the country wherever we find enlightened primary laws and other progressive regulations for the conducting of campaigns and elections, there also do we find in nearly every instance, provisions for the audit of campaign expenses. It is one of the many ways by which the electorate of this country is attempting to clean up national and local politics. It is a sign of progress; the locality that does not make its candidates for office give an accounting of the receipts and disbursements of funds is indeed considered backward.
It is presumed that students at the University are preparing to be leaders in various lines of work in the state, and yet here at K. U. we hold tenaciously to an antiquated political system that has outlived its day—if ever it had one. We need three things, a new and more democratic nominating system, platforms that mean something, and a code of regulations governing campaign expenses.
The Kansan is accusing no Hill politician of misuse of campaign funds, but it does believe a limitation on the amount of money to be spent and a careful audit of expenses would help to end that prevalent feeling of distrust of political parties at K. U.
The claim is put against Sennato Reed of Missouri that he is trying to cling to the pettitcats of the W. C. T. U. in his campaign for re-election. Not such a hard job, now that they're cut longer.
MINCE PIE
Pie is a great institution. The old fashioned mince pie was the perfection of the pie makers' art. But the mince pie has fallen into evil ways. It has become a questionable thing—the modern mince pie. It is a blight upon its ancestry.
There is a legend that once upon a time a king declared a pie-making contest in his kingdom. All the fine ladies of the court had their cooks make rich and costly pie. The good housewives of the land fluttered about their kitchens making mice to please the palate of the king, who was to judge the contest. One little girl wanted very much to make a pie for the king, but her parents were poor and the cupboard was nearly bare. She had no expensive pieces, rare
fruits, or choice syrups, but she used what she could find. She chopped up a few apples and a pear. She shredded a few scraps of meat which could be spared from the mouths of her hungry little brothers and sisters. She added the chopped meats of some nuts which she had picked up in the woods. She used cinnamon and cheap spices, sipled it with cider and baked it between two flaky crusts. She served her pie warm and its mouth-watering aroma and pleasing taste captivated the king. He commanded that the mince pie should be the royal pie and kept the royal table its making for the royal table.
Such is the noble ancestry of that sorry specimen of piedon—the modern mince pie. With its leathery crusts, its tasteless, insufficient, and doubtful filling, a wedge of restaurant mince pie is a travesty on the royal ancestor.
Let no such pie be trusted.
The sale of liquor on American ships has been prohibited. Fewer Americans will go to Europe to visit the battle-grounds of the Great War now.
PRUSSIANISM STILL ALIV]
Not long since, the ex-Kaiser's own guard, the Hussar regiment, celebrated the dedication of a monument at the Potsdam palace. The Russians paraded the streets dressed in full regalia of the old militarist rule. Tn carried the colors of the Hohenzollers and people lined the streets cheering at the sight of the ex-Kaiser's own insignia. An old army chaplain addressed the soldiers, urging them to keep the military spirit alive in order that Germany might win future victories.
The new German state is a wonderful piece of governmental machinery, and a certain faction of right-thinking people in that country are working hard to make the republic function as it should. But that faction is fighting a grim fight against the spirit of Prussianism—a spirit that has been instilled in the hearts of the people through long years of monarchial rule. Whether the right-thinking people of Germany will be able to hold out against the hanguity and unsubdued forces of autocracy is a question that no one can answer.
And yet we harshly criticize France when she insists on keeping an arm to siege guard her back door. We accuse her of being unreasonable and mercenary; we point out to her that the country cast of the Rhine is now a model republic. But France shakes her head and smiles bitterty; she knows full well of the spirit that was shown at the Hussar demonstration. She knows that lined up against the fact which lies in government of the people are the militaries, who are watching for a chance to start another debacle worse than the last. How Is France to know whether she is safe—whether the forces of truth and light will ultimately conquer in Germany?
Now the world is watching tensely while another战 is brewing in Europe. Nations claim that they cannot understand France's attitude; an era of misunderstanding seems to be spreading over that portion of the world. Perhaps, if the statesmen who so merciless flay France for their attitude toward Germany had been at the celebration at the Potsdam, they would, at least, think twice before condemning the stand taken by the French nation.
The citizens of nations throughout the world are viewing the situation anxiously, for they are the ones who fight the wars of hatred and jealousy—wars thrust upon them by short-sighted statesmen. People are wishing that international politicians would forget their petty aquabulates and remember that Prussianism is not dead, and transform a hollow mockery into a real victory.
The follow that asked you the final score two days after the game had been played, inquired of us if a football coach had four wheels. We told him Ree Beach was a summer resort. All of which points to a new "gym" equipment.
Official Daily University Bulletin
TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNIVERSITY FACULTIES:
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office
Oct. 19, 1922 No.30
Professor Stephen S. Colvin of Brown University will discuss the subject of vocational guidance among college students in the Little Theater, Green Hall, at 7 o'clock Thursday evening. Mr. Colvin is in charge of the faculty activities along lines of vocational guidance in Brown University for several years and is one of the country's foremost authorities on the uses and limitations of psychological tests among college students.
F. J. KELLY, Dean of University Administration.
TICKETS FOR K. U. REUNION DINNER AT STATE TEACHERS
ASSOCIATION:
Tickets for the K. U. Reunion Dinner at the State Teachers' Association at Topoka, may be obtained from the Alumni office, Room 110, Fraser Hall, at $1.00 each. The dinner will be served at six o'clock Friday evening in the Chamber of Commerce rooms, 7th and Quincy streets.
H. B, HUNGERFORD, Chairman, Alumni Interests Committee
LASSSES SHORTENED FRIDAY MORNING FOR FOOTBALL RALLY.
Morning classes will be shortened five minutes on Friday to provide
additional training.
Jayhawk Jargon
Some people are always howling about "not springing from monkeys." Judging from their quota of brains, they haven't sprung yet.
We are wondering whether or not "Alam and Eva" are going back to the beginning of domestic troubles. Maybe they'll raise cain.
We'd hate to be king of England. We can just hear people saying, "Let jeorge do it."
Ex-Kaiser Wilhelm is going to get married again. Some men will never learn!
The only reason New York doesn't wag the St. Lawrence-Great Lakes waterway is that it would likely cause the absolute monopoly she has on East-West transportation to spring leak.
Here's betting he's at Reno, Nev. ithin six months!
There will be another white elephant on the market when the G, O, P. finishes white-washing theirs.
Surgonaut removed a door key from a man's stomach. The key to the trouble.
and now to resurrect that old gaur; kurney had better not push on to them, for when turkey lands in a general rule that its oosse is cooked.
Wasn't it overdoing hospitality to out a "Welcome I. O. O. F." sign on he jail?
It must be open season on meal tickets. Most of them are soon riddled with holes.
If some girls keep adding a coat of complexion kalsimeine every time the weather turns colder, what will they look like by Christmas?
United States airmen broke several world's speed records at a flying meet held in Ohio recently. Well, even at that they didn't get anywhere—all they did was fly in circles.
There are only twenty-six white rhinoincreses left in the world and the are very valuable, but white deer are just as hard to get. 63 of all ever.
One mean fellow is commenting on the size of the cast in Abraham Lincoln and wonders if the Presidn't cabinet shifts scenery on the side.
"The Pen Is Paying." This headline instead of being an encouragement to the literarily inclined, graces a news story to the effect that the penal institutions are paying their own way.
Eastern college executives say here are too many people in college. We have some professors on the campus who must have Eastern ideas.
The professor who has a decided limp on the campus is as spry as a kitten on the golf links.
The inventor of the permanent marcel wave began life as a stonecutter. A good many papish wish he had stuck to his own trade.
Inmates at the Student Hospital are complaining because they are not allowed to have lady visitors very often. What do they expect for six weeks, high school, medical attention, and high class entertainment in addition?
The president of Bethany College wants it distinctly understood that his school is not a nutritionally built school, and he will not care careful or he'll kill the enrollment.
E. H. LINDLEY, Chancellor.
Edward Ranft, University of mba student, is the only surviving member of a fraternity organized here last fall for unkissed men. He has stuck to his vows as a matter of pride. Pride always comes after a fall.
Hike and husking bee are to be combined in the annual frieled Friday night for all Lutheran students. Meet at the Church, corner 11th and New Hampshire, at 5 o'clock promptly, if late, follow interurban to Bishops Farm, snail stait and east, at Schanke farm. Don't forget your quarter.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Essential every Ku Ku attend
meeting of Klan tonight (Thursday)
7:30, 209 Fraser.—Bredberg, Chiel
Ku Ku.
Fen and Scroll will meet tonight in Fraser Hall, Room 205, at 7:30 P. M.-Walker Means, Pres.
The schedule of the Dramatic Club try-out plays is posted in the public speaking department office—Gus Lauterback.
On Other Hills
Fred Bonebrak, c. e. 22, is assistant county engineer and superintendent of federal aid project, at Garrett.
Gordon Sunders, e22, is with Cook's Paint and Varnish Company, of Kansas City, Mo.
Pauline Newman, A. B. 22, has charge of the Sunday Society News and Woman's Page of the Dispatch-herald, Erie, Pa.
C. C, Willis, A. B, '22, is now employed by the Oklahoma Gas and Electric company of Oklahoma City as assistant statistician.
Mr. McPherson had the honor of being the first student in the department of military science and tactics of the University of Kansas to receive a commission granted by the United States War Department. He is also a member of the honorary chemical fraternity, Alpha Chi Sigma.
William L. McPherson, A. B. "22", is an instructor in the department of chemistry for the laboratory work of chemistry I. and II. In connection with his instructing, Mr. McPherson is taking graduate work in advanced chemistry including phase rule and advanced organic topics; and diagnostics in the department of bacteriology.
Maude Landis c'97, who has been visiting here, has returned to her home in San Francisco. Miss Landis is now superintendent of nurses in the Lane Hospital there. The Lane Hospital is a new institution and is under the supervision of Leland Stanford University. Miss Landis is a member of Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority.
WANT ADS
LOST-Gaberdine top coat at Gamma
Pbi Beta open店, $10 Reward.
Return to Boggs, Phone 285. -020
WANTED-Man roommate, large room, moderate rent. 1088 Tennessee. Call 2076 White. O-24
LOST-Sigma Chi fraternity pn. Name on back. Reward. Call 334.
GARAGE FOR RENT-1345 Masa.
$3 per month. Inquire High School Inn. -025
LOST—Gold tennis medal with name
Gerald Hamilton engraved on back.
Reward. Call 24188. —022
FOR SALE--Three octave sheet xy-
phone equipped with resonators
and case. Phone 607. — 024
LOST-Pocketbook containing bills, registration card, DeMoly Iday registration card and other valuable. Fiesta 67285 Blue or leave at Kannan office.
IF YOU want good laundry work done, call Miss. Perry. 116 N. J. Phone 2551. Work called for and delivered. O-23
LOST—Bill fold at or near the Gym
last Sat. Call 1748. Reward. -023
LOST-A jeweled Phi Gamma Delta pi with E. C. Schultz's name on the back of it. Reward. Call 444—020
LOST-Gabardine top coat at Gamma
Phi Beta open house. Reward. Return
to Bagga, phone 285. —020
SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY for students (male or female) who desire to earn enough to more than pay their way through college. Please work, after school hours. Write J. W. March 2045 Wayne Ave. CITY, City - S73
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Engraving, Printing, Binding Rubber Stamps, Office Supplies
Fresh Apple Cider for Sale.
Lawrence Cider and Vinegar Co.
810 Penn. St. Phone 335
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The Y. W. C. A. is bringing one of New York's biggest hits to Lawrence,
The Pep of a student cast will put new life into a play that made the world's metropolis rock with laughter.
You Can't Miss
Adam and Eva
at the
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