THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.50 for one semester; $6.25 a month; 15 cents a week Entered as second-class mail marten September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 2, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the De- partment of Journalism, from the press of University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 Editorial Staff The Daily Kannan aims to picture the students of the University of Kansas to go for university standing for the doles the vines to be cleaned, the wives to be cleaned, to be cheerful; to leave more serious problems to those who want to be students at the University. Business Staff Editor-in-chief Bern Hilbs Editor-in-chief Clarence Davis Raymond Daydow News Editor Robert A. Farris Sport Editor Glick Schubert Editor-in-chief Glck Schubert Alumni Editor Hillary Bauer Alumni Editor Ruth Carrer Business Manager Lloyd Ruppenthal Assst. Bus. Mgr. John Montgomery, J Assst. Bus. Mgr. Clyde Burnside Chester Shaw Dean Boggs Lievelyn White Perry Joneys Miyi Hart Caroline Harkerdrick Franklin Francis Carlon Power's Orland Blank FRIDAY, OCT. 13, 1922. English are preparing to clean Turkey. Local poultry dealers say this won't affect Thanksgiving even if they do clean her. OUR LITTLE GAME Each year in the fall and again in the spring for a short period 3500 average students at the University forget home, love, and studies. They forget gipi, "GiPi" and "Van." Society sinks to a low ebb under a political full moon. The student body "tees off" for an eightth hole course on the political green—and many are the hazards. This game is called "Hill Politics" and Hill ought to be shot for inventing it. Everybody is "It." The chief "Its" are either Black Mask or Pachacamac. The rules of the contest are simple. You mount your chair and appeal for the "spirit of the thing," while a brother politician looks on with unattested admiration. You are now an accomplished "I." You can, without strained conscience, cut three classes in the morning and throw cardboard at your admiring friends on their way to the poll. This, done, if you are patient and clever, enough, you may vote twice. If you are both patient and clever, you may vote three times. If you are patient, unscrupulous, and very, very clever, you ma vote an number of times. If you are only a plain "I," you can wear a tug, talk free of charge, and hand out cards between classes. Whatever you are, at the end of four hard days the University's proof of political posters are harvested, and the administration officers still eat three meals a day, just as though the university heart beat had neither slackered nor quickened. Yes, each year "the BEST man" is decided upon, stands upon us, addresses us, is wildly applauded, and finally sinks back as one of the four thousand. Modern writers on etiquette say it is all right to eat chicken on the cob with the fingers. What about boarding house beefsteak? A POOR START Federal Judge Wilkerson in his court in Chicago the other day signed the naturalization papers for an Italian, even though he answered the Judge's questions from slips of paper concealed in his hat. Judge Wilkerson felt that the Italian showed great dexterity in trying to get by. It is the same old story of too little responsibility in the men who hold the future of America in their hands. Naturally it must have been an amusing situation to find the candidate reading the names of government officials out of his hat. But could there be a worse beginning for an American citizen? Is it not likely that Mr. Italian will feel enough elated at the dacitious passage of the serious tests and qualifications of a United States citizen, that he will in the future operate his business in a similar manner? WHY CROWD THE STAIRS? It is to be regretted that a number of students who have morning classes in Fraser Hall take it upon themselves to lotter on the stairs of of that building between class periods. The ten minutes allowed between classes is for the purpose of giving the students time in which to change from one building to another. Many students have to rush in order to get to the Administration Building from the third floor of Fraser in the ten minutes allotted to them, and if the stairs are congested by groups of gossiping loiterers they are delayed sometimes three or four minutes before reaching the lower entrance. Then, too, there are several crippled students attending the University who find it imperative to use the stair hall篮架 for support when going from one floor to another, and when the railing is lined by certain thoughtless persons, as is usually the case, they are forced to seek a less popular thoroughfare or else run chances of serious injury. The congesting of the Fraser stairs is, no doubt, the result of thoughtlessness on the part of those who choose the stairway rather than the landing for their lounging place. Nevertheless, it is very bad conduct and shows a lack of consideration for the welfare of others. Iandora Duncan, the American dancer, has married a Russian poet, Serge Yasenin, and neither speaks the language of the other. What an asset to the maintenance of conubia' beace! Campus Opinion Doesn't Believe in Chivalry I have a few thoughts which I believe would be of interest to your leaders in the "campus manner" converse. Once upon a time iron-chad and plumed, knights of the keys did homeread upon bended knee to Woman Time was when men sought only to gain favor from a pretty face by virtue of a bowed head and an obvious reverence. History has seen episodes when men would risk their lives for a woman's whim—that was chivalry. But that was "once upon a time." With the passing of old campaniamarks, old campus traditions, and ancient ideals of mutual chivalry, have gone out the col-whiby campus notions about deference to womankind. Some say the manners of the men of the University have suffered in the loss of this consideration for woman. Within the past ten years has occurred a change in the man's attitude toward the fairer sex, a change marked by a disregard for the ordinary little marks of respect, insignificant though they may be. Before the Great War man's defence for woman could not be rebelled. He was attentive and respectful. And, too, she was demure and pretty. What did the doughboy come home to, after the war? His erstwhile sweetheart had crammed through a window in her office shoes of his chum who had responded to the call of the colors! His kid sister had taken up business law and was now chinning with the vice-president of one of the local No! Courtesses and manners are not innate. They are acquired. And just as easily as they abolished Woman has seen fit to enter man's courtroom to exact in more than to be treated like one man treats another. To bring it down to campus manners, woman ought to consider it a compliment when a man tips his hat to her! W. R. H. Hubert Shiedley of Kansas City, a former student at the University, is to be married October 18. Over in England the returned Tommy mounted a street car, conducted by an unashed bold-faced young woman who admonished his started feet to "snap into it." Over in the locomotive "round-house the girl he had hoped to make his wife was climbing all over an engine, garnishing its exterior. Her face was amirched and smeared with oil. Those were the women to whom they used to gracciously tip their hats! Woman is filling a new niche in the world—the business world. She is striving desperately, by one means or another, to place herself on an equal footing with man. What can the expect in return? Bowing, scrap- We wonder what the Aggies want with a stadium. What they need is a stable-um. Eating raisins furnishes the body with iron. Will too many make the joints rusty? Jayhawk Jargon Since they've taken to giving mental tests to freshmen, it is no wonder the yearling enrollment is decreasing. Scientists have discovered that the sky is fifty million light years bigger than they thought. That will give more room for air castles. "The dullest books have the thickest covers," said the bald-headed man. Now that Professor Cady and others of the Hill faculty have broken into Who's Who they are almost on an equal footing with Charles Chapman. A good many of the "sacred cows" of journalism are merely sick calves. Mirror worship is more popular than church worship. We read that the telephone companies are complaining of finding lead coins in their pay boxes. What appropriate place for a "pony coin" is there? If the D. A. R. who are collecting clothes for the Near East Relief will drop a rug or two at the Kansas office, we will donate them to certain K. U. frails who are not aware that the styles have changed. The University student has been taught at least one thing by the student hospital. It is that threat gargles will cure anything. Miss Herberta Towner, A. B., '22, is teaching Spanish and French in Cotte College, a school for young women, at Nevada, Mo. Army Goods Army Goods WELCOME STUDENTS Army Goods Army Goods Visit the United Army Stores Co 700 Muscle Stors. St. LAWRENCE, KANAS Distributors of Surplus Army Merchandise Army Goods Ladies who desire expert Hair-Bobbing Patronize the STADIUM BARBER SHOP "The Shop of Service" First Door South of Von's Fresh Apple Cider for Sale. Lawrence Cider and Vinegar Co. 810 Penn. St. Phone 335 "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St. Oread Shining Parlor CHARLIE'S Thomas Shoe Shop Electric Best Shines in Town PROTCH The College TAILOR The Tea Room Service 3 to 9 P. M. Food Shop Fireside Dinners by App't. Phone 1467 1126 Tenn. Official Daily University Bulletin Vol. II. Oct. 13. 1922. No. 26. Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. TABLE SERVICE AT UNIVERSITY COMMONS; Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office Many requests have come to the Commons to give some form of table service, and the experiment will be tried on Sundays and evenings until further notice, beginning Sunday October 15th. The west side of the room will be reserved for such service at the following rates: Sunday dinner .75 Sunday supper .50 Week days, supper .50 A la carte service from counter 10 cents per person above total amount of check. The usual cafeteria form of service will continue on east side of room. ANNA H. BARNUM, Director. COLLEGE ADMINISTRATIVE COMMITTEE: The Administrative Committee of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will meet at 6:30 o'clock Saturday morning, in the Office of the Dean. J. G. BRANDT, Dean. BAND PRACTICE: Band practice is scheduled for Saturday afternoon at 2:30 in Fraser Chapel. No uniforms necessary. EDUCATION SEMINAR: There will be a meeting of the Education Seminar at 345 o'clock Mon day afternoon in Room 209 Fraser Hall. DAD'S DAY COMMITTEE: R. A. KENT, Dean. A meeting of the Executive Committee on Arrangements and Program for Dad's Day is called for 4:30 PM afternoon in Room 113 Fraser Hall. GIRLS Last fall's dresses dyed black look better than new ones. Phone 442-Kirby Cleaners 1100 Mass. Are you going to step out tonight without having that suit pressed? Dissatisfied With your board? Buy a meal ticket at Ye Taverne $5.50 for $5.00 Bowersock Theatre Friday and Saturday Shows -- 3 - 7 - 9 p.m. Clyde "RUBE" HOOPER and his company of 12 people in "BULL LY" A football hero that had a bit of hard luck and makes laughs recuperating. also Special Feature Picture "In the Name of the Law" "In the Name of the Law" Adults 50c Children 25c TAKE HER TO BRICKS K. U.'s eating place for Sunday evening dinner. Where the food is always of the best quality—choice meats and vegetables cooked by skilled chefs who add just the right zest and flavor to make your meal appetizing and delightful. Phone us now—592—so we can reserve a table for you for Sunday night. THE OREAD CAFE E. C. BRICKEN, Prop. Just a Step from the Campus Fred Bonebrake, c. e. 22.3, is assa- tendent of federal aid project at Garnt- tance county engineer and superin- nett. "GIFTS THAT LAST" THE COLLEGE JEWELER WE LIKE TO DO LITTLE JOBS OF REPAIRING Popular Oxfords for Fall Clever Styles—Practical and Attractive Ton and Brown, Sand or Black Suede and patent trimming, black calf and potent—usually popular and chic $5.00 Varsity Dance! F. A. U Hall Saturday Night October 14,1922 Blanc's 5-piece Orchestra BOWERSOCK THEATRE Curtain 8:15 Promptly One Night, One Promptly Oct. 16 Box Office Sale Offers Thursday, Oct. MAIL ORDERS ACCEPTED NOW Prices: 75c, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00, $2.50, Plus Tax William Harris Jr. presents John Drinkwater's ABRAHAM LINCOLN WITH FRANK M'GLYNN "I were a millionaire I would buy a seat for every child in New York City." William L. Ettinger, Supt. Schools, N.Y.C. "No noir play was ever presented in Ann Arbor," Champ Clark. "One of the great plays," William Allen White. "The movie was actually acted." Senator Henry Cabot Lagos. "I never enjoyed a play more in my life," Herbert Howen. "A beautiful and stirring thing. You sit enthralled. N. Y. Times." The Only and Original Company of 39 People Largest Dramatic Organization Extant