THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Japan Subscription price $4.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 16 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kananas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of California, San Diego, and in the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 35 and 66 Editorial Staff The Daily Kannan aims toplease the University of Kannan, to go further by standing for the ideals that cities to be clean, to be cheerful; to leave more serious problems out; to ability the students to the University. Editor-in-chief Rivera Editor Newe Editor Spart Editor Glick Schultz Alumun Editor Alumni Editor Lake Carter Lawrence Editor Ben Bibbs Glassman Raymond Davis Glick Schultz Alumun Editor Alumni Editor Lake Carter Business Staff Business Manager ..Lloyd Rumpenthal Assist. Bus., Mgr. ..John Montgomery, Jr. Assist. Bus., Mgr. ..Clyde Burnside Board Members Chester Shaw Dean Bogggs Lievelyn White Caroline Harraden Carlton Powers DeVaughn Francis Ted Hudson Roland Blanc SATURDAY,OCT.7,1922 DEFEATED BUT NOT BEATEN Today Kansas was defeated by one of the heaviest, best trained football squads in the East! The Jayhawker eleven was defeated by the Army but not beaten. That never happens: a Kansas team is never beaten. Nohb Webster lists the words "beat" and "defeat" as synonyms, but that sage surely never attended a football game. Some teams may be both defeated and beaten but never a Kansas team. Never is a square beaten so long as that indeterminate spirit of fire and fight remains; even though the score may spell defeat as the first whistle blows, the team that goes from the field with a smile and the knowledge that it has fought as only men can fight—that team is not beaten. Captain Higgins and his squad fought a good fight today—fought against a team that heavily outweighed them, a team that had been in training a month longer than the Jahawkers, a team battling on its own gridiron supported by its throne of sport-mad, wildly cheering rosters. Against all of these odds the Kansas eleven battled, and the game is one never to be forgotten by those who witnessed it. Kansas is proud of her football team—proud of a team that can go into another section of the country and show other educational institutions that our Western brand of loyalty is as good as that of the East. The University of Kansas has had its initial taste of intercolateral athletics, and that taste it has found good. It is only recently that coaches have deemed it wise to take inter-college teams on such long journeys, but now a sentiment is spreading among the great schools throughout the land that a closer relationship should be knitted between them—that West should know East and North should know South. And with this feeling Kansas is in full accord; K. U. will help lead the way, for, although his football team met defeat today, the soul of the Jayhawker is never tamed. THEY LIVE BY THEIR WITS We have discovered another group of individuals who "live by their wits". No, that is not true; we have not discovered them, but we have classified them. they have been carrying on their nefarious practice for years and we have called them many uncomplimplemental things in our wrath; yet they continue to flourish. They are the parasites of the educational system. They are a group to be found in every institution of learning, a group of people who "toll not, neither do they spin," and yet who, because of a superficial quickness of perception and a glibness of tongue, manage to wriggle their destructive way through course after course, bringing despair to teachers and disgust to students. Their watchword is "get by." We have been told that criminals, standing by their wits', take pride in their ability to "work" the public. The persons we have classified have the same pride in their profession—with a difference. Their brothers seldom betray their pride except when they are with their own blind. Our criminal in education, on the other hand, struts pridefully before his vultims as does the savage when he fastens the scalp to his girlle. He flaunts his skill; he bargains about it like a child; and we allow him to continue. Although the group is still small, some say it is growing. Which is to blame, the system, the instructors, or the students? Vegetarians are becoming the rule rather than the exception on the hill, and if the present missionary work continues "meat eaters" will soon be met by a no admittance sign when they come to the University. The G. O. P. elephant, unlike the typical animal, must never appear with a limp tail, so Missouri Republicans say. Here's a chance for the political grafters to get in some good work. The University of Wisconsin has unda method which it believes will ut an end to its hailing troubles. it seems that the students there have adopted a new kind of cap for the osham, and that the yearlings have been given their novel edgear. The account from a Wismin paper follows: On Other Hills The green skull cap—badge of the humble freshman—is gone from the campus of the University of Wisconsin for the first time this fall. With it have gone the old traditions of hazing, student leaders predict. After hit the mass-meetings, recollections, protests, and actions of the students at the university, the college three years, has come a new freshman hat—still green—but already looked upon as a sign of class pride. It was planned by a committee of students last spring and is being worn for the first time with the opening of the university this fall. The new hat made its official appearance at the Varsity Welcome last week and the students are wearing it several days before. It is now quite the talk of the camps. The faculty hopes that its popularity means the end of having. Instead of being a foolish little skull cap, the new hat is built like the hats worn by enlisted men in the U. S. navy — but green in color, with six red ribs running to the cenetr of the crown and a red brim on the front. A colored button on top of the crown indicates the colleges to which the man belongs engineers wear a purple button, agricultural students a brown button, Letters and Science students a yellow button, and commerce a white button. This feature will assist the hundreds of freshmen in various departments of the university to See Said the Daily Cardinal, student newspaper, in its editorial column last week: "The passing of the old skull-clinger marks the death of one of the most discordant influences in student life at Wisconsin. With it the intolerable ideas of compulsion and fear of inferiority, stimuli of roadwidm." "Then Wisconsin grew. Greater enrollment brought more rowdy students, groups, formerly small enough to be held in check by individual sense and decency, became unruly mobs. "That old cap represented a tradition of intense class rivalry and enmity. It was dangerous tradition. It began in the days of small enrollment, when it was good fun to let good-natured class spirit break forth into harmless hazing and friendly fights. "The tradition became degenerate. It came to mean ice water and pennonia; lead pipes and gloose eggs; phosphorus bombs and burns. "That new cap means Wisconsin and Freshmen will wear it because hey are proud to be Wisconsin students. "It became a loathsome thing. is well dead. "It represents the traditions that have come from the men who have made Wisconsin great - personal service." (The New York Times, "militantic inquiry, militantism") "These are real traditions of which every student can be proud and against which none can rebel." He: "Doris, you're looking fine this morning. You look good enough to eat." Plain Tales From The Hill An Old One "Gee, this is getting easy," said the soph as he finished his third nut test at $1.00 per. She: "I do eat, Phil. Let's go down to Brick's." It's Up to Her "I say, old top, There'll be a bop Ain't too much, "Why, yeh, that's right, I guess I'll go, But,—dannfino." It's Up to Her —B. W. C. Frankly Speaking Economics Professor; "Miss Jones, Indiana" of NYa Miss Jones: "A utility is anything that satisfies one's desires." that satisfies one's desires. Correct: "Poor. Now would The Ghosts Walk you consider a diamond a utility?" Miss Jones: "Well, yes—for me it would be." No answer. "Where is Mr. Whitman?" Professor Blackmar had called the roll, and there were only a few scattering absences. "Now, Mr. Whitman, will you tell us why Virginia was settled before Ohio?" "Well, what's the matter with this loss?" Just then the learned professor discovered that he had called the roll for the wrong class. The question put to two others present according to the roll was equally fruitless. "Can't the person who answered roll for Mr. Whitman answer the question?" Jayhawks Flown Dorothy Roberts, fs'23, is teaching in the elementary schools at Salina. The quality of our workmanship and the service rendered is of the very best. The only Barber Shop with a manicurist. PALACE BARBER SHOP Serving Better Meals has made a beaten path from the Hill to Brick's Door. Dorothy Graeber, fs2'24, is teaching in the grade schools at De Soto. Edward L. Jacobs, A.B. 20, has been a graduate student at Chicago University in the vocational training department under the supervision of the government. He is now assistant professor of English at Denison University in Grandville, Ohio. His wife is Mrs. Edith Roles Jacobs, A.B. 21. Florence Hall,fs24, is attending baker University this year. Frank Vaughan, Prop. Emerson Said— Lloyd Bryan, B. S.22, is connected with the York Midwet Ice Machine Company, of Denver, Colo. "If a man preach a better sermon, write a better book, or build a better mousetrap than his neighbor, the' he hide in the wilderness, the world will make a beaten path to his door." Lionel Mincer, A. B. 22, in Political BEATEN PATHS Emerson Was Right No answer. 730 Mass. St. The crowd goes to the best place to eat. The crowd knows where they get service, and sanitary cooking with the home-made taste. The Oread Cafe "Bricks" No answer. Varsity-Bowersock Just a step from the Campus Saturday Only Shows -2:30 4:00 -7:30 -9:00 p.m. Irene Castle "FRENCH HEELS" FRENCH HIDEAWAY A comedy drama with a thrill in every situation. A veritable style show. Also Pathe News Fun From Press ADULTS 28c "ABOVE ALL LAW" A gorgeous story of forbidden passion and revenge. Say!— Earl Hurd Comedy "Fresh Fish" CHILDREN 10c Drop down to Ray's X Cafe and get a real meal Right Next to the Varsity Theatre "Pete" Jones, LL. B. 22, captain of last year's football team, is now practicing law in Council Grove, Kansas, and has the Republican nomination for county attorney of Morris County. He is also coaching the football team of the Council Grove High School. Science, is now enrolled in the Law School at Harvard University. Mary Underwood, A. B. 23, who is teaching in the high school at Reading, spent Saturday and Sunday at her home in Lawrence: Bess Bozell, A. B. '13, who spent the past summer in Europe, is now studying in Paris. Make our place your eating headquarters downtown Good Service Well Prepared Food Courteous Treatmen Select Cafe 846 Mass. St. Oread Shining Parlor CHARLIE'S Best Shines in Town "SuitingYou" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St. "GIFTS THAT LAST" THE COLLEGE JEWELER WE LIKE TO DO LITTLE JOBS OF REPAIRING WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. DIRECTORS SURPLUS $100,000.0 D. C. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cash. W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cash. C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Asher, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop Bob Stewart Charlie Sample SAMPLE - STEWART BARBER SHOP Ladies and children's hair bobbing Baths Across from Wiedemann's 838 Mass. St Suits $40 Protch, the College Tailor Simply Gorgeous and Gorgeously Simple Are the new silk undies that are being featured at Drescher's 815 Mass. Your inspection is respectively invited. We're Here--to give you the best in Laundry and Dry Cleaning service. Our workers are skilled and all our equipment is the best. The result is: We Guarantee Satisfaction. May we serve you? Phone 383 LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY Water as soft as melted snow