10 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.40 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.90 for one semester; 56 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaan, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Texas at Austin, and in the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone: K. U. 35, and 66 The Daily Kassan aims to please students with the best of the University of Kansas to go furiously and by standing for the deals the students are willing to pay. The writers to be chaired; to be cheerful; to leave more curious persons; to teach more aptly the students of the University. Editor-in-chief Ben Hibben News Editor Glenn Cairns Raymond Dyer Short Editor Glick Schultz Short Editor Glick Schultz Alumni Editor Ruth Carter Alumni Editor Ruth Carter Business Staff Editorial Staff Business Manager ..Lloyd Ruppenthal Asst. Bus, Mgr. John Montgomery, Jr. Asst. Bus, Mgr. .Clyde Burnside Board Members Chester Shaw Dean Boggs Cheetah White Berry Johns Caroline Caroline Deyssuign Franca Carlton Powers Lottie Lotho Ted Hudson TUESDAY, OCT. 3, 1922 A plutocrat is one who has more money than you have. THERE IN FULL FORCE "And 4,000 enthusiasts, clad in 20,000 pairs of overalls and 2,000 gingerham aprons, beat loudly upon 4,000 tin plates with 4,000 tin spoon and shouted lustily for food; whereupon 4,000 dinners were immediately served to them." So read the Kansan account of the barbecue--that satisfying climax of Stadium Day two years ago. Everyone who participated in that day agrees that it was one of the greatest events in the history of a great school. Now that day is to be duplicated; Camping, October 7, is the time set for another demonstration of that enthusiasm and fine spirit of loyalty which have always pervaded the very air of Mount Oread. Perhaps the job to be done will be less spectacular than the tearing down of the old McCook bleachers; perhaps the policing of the University grounds seems less romantic than making ready for the erection of a new athletic arena. But it is none the less necessary. Nothing that happened on that memorable day two years ago, however, could outshine that which is to take place in Robinson Gymnasium Saturday afternoon. What could be more enthralling than to come to that place of gathering, with the sense of a morning well spent and with a satisfied feeling under the belt, to watch play by play and minute by minute as K. U. rides that Army Mule to viciety? Occasionally one hears some one of that small group of students whose loyalty seems to take the form of offering a football man a cigarette or of betting against his own team formulating plans whereby he can escape from the "work-fest" Saturday morning. Of course, there are a few University men who have legitimate reasons for being absent when the "babor gangs" are formed on Campus Day; they know who they are. But it is useless to appeal to the school spirit of the first mentioned group; they have none. Nevertheless, it would be well for those few who have not enough regard for K. U. to want to join in the activities Saturday to investigate the files of the Kanasan for May 1921, concerning what happened to men of their breed on Stadium Day. DOUBLING THE RETURNS Analogous with many other things which are valued in relative rather than in material terms is the Y. W. C. A. You women of the freshman class—what does the Y. W. mean to you? Does it mean merely a place to go on Tuesday afternoon or a real live institution which radiates com- radership and friendship association? Ask any older K. U. woman about the importance of Y. W. here on the campus, and then carefully note her Official Daily University Bulletin Oct. 3. 1922. Vol. II. HANGED PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAMINATION SCHEDULE: Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Cancellor's Office Following is the schedule of psychological examinations, changed to avoid conflict with Campus Day. These examinations were announced by printed slips handed to students on enrollment days. The tests are required before admission to take the psychological examination at the University of Kansas last year. Those whose last name begins with: A to G, inclusive, Thursday, October 5, at 3:30 p. m. *To 0, inclusive, Friday, October 6, at 1:30 p. m. *P to Z, inclusive, Friday, October 6, at 3:30 p. m.* First Frosh: "Say, if these Lawas get funny where's the heat place to get away from them?" Tell me tell me the safest place is in the Law library." H to O, inclusive, Friday, October 6, at 1:30 p. m. B. W. C. The examinations will be held in Fraser Chapel. Changes necessitated by conflict of classes with the above schedule must be arranged in advance with Professor Rosenow on Wednesday, at 11:30 or 1:30 at his office on the ground floor, East Administration Building. Please do not ask for change of schedule on grounds of out-of-school work or week-end engagements at home. F. J. KELLY, Dean of Administration. FIRST UNIVERSITY CONCERT POSTPONED: The Chamlee concert scheduled for this evening has been postponed because of the illness of Mr. Chamlee. I say, old man, Where's all that tan And tongued hide, —That hofthy stride— You got, you say, By pitching hay? The first concert will be given Monday evening, October 9th, by Cyrena Van Gordon, Contrairio, Chicago Opera Company. STUDENT ACTIVITY TICKETS: OSCULATORILY SPEAKING Flub: "Sure is funny about kisses, we get them at the confectionery by the pound. At the movies we get them by the reel. Ak..." Dub (interrupting): "Yeh, and we get 'em in the parlor by the ur." H. L. BUTLER, Dean. The Personal Equation Professor Shinn: "What is your criticism of the speech, Mr. Jones?" Jones (enthusiastically): "She had the very sweetest personality I ever witnessed on the stage." Prof. Shinn: "But what did she say?" In sending in tickets to the football games for reservation of seats, sense write in red ink or red pencil on each ticket the book number which is printed. The ticket to the Colorado game states basketball. This is a typographical error and is an airticket to the FOOTBALL game. It should be sent in for payment. Jones: "I-I- don't know." answer. Its tenure will depend upon the intimacy of her contact with this organization. If she has been more interested in other activities and only knows vaguely of the "Y." work, she will probably answer, "Oh, it's all right since they have been serving tea and wafers before the meeting." The materialism of her answer may be excused on the grounds of inaffi-cient knowledge of the subject. It is often expedient to judge things by our knowledge of them—if we know little of them, they mean little to us, invested even a portion of her time, but if you ask a woman who has money, and interest in the Y. W, you can count upon an enthusiastic answer full of praise and commen- dation of the institution and its work. Her investment has netted her the inestimable benefit of new friends and associations. The Y. W, means something to her because it has absorbed her interest; it has claimed her attention and has been given a place in her college life. She can truthfully answer that the Y. W. has meant to her more than she can tell you—her investment has doubled her returns. F. C. ALLEN, Director of Athletics. An eminently respectable rhetoric teacher regaled the breakfast table this morning with her dream of a cannibal feast—which brings up the old question of whether dreams are the result of unfilled desires. The Turks are driving the Greeks out of Asia. How many more restaurants will that mean in this country? Prof. F. W. Blackman has one rule which he enforces rigorily in all of his classes. All the students must not sleep at the same time. Plain Tales From The Hill There's hardly a snicker in "the tales" tonight. There should be a half dozen good laughs. When you hear someone send it and let's all smile together. ANNOUNCEMENTS The sophomore discussion group will meet tonight at 7:30 in Myers Hall. Cree Warden, Pres. The young people of the Methodist Sunday School will meet at the church at 5:30 o'clock Friday evening to go for a hike into the country, visit websites, games, and all that goes to make time. Bring your mates and come! Women's Glee Club, regular rehearsal, Wednesday evening, 7:50, Room 10, Center Administration Building. There will be a business meeting of Pi Lambda the Wedda, evening at 7:30 o'clock in Fraser Rest Room. Nellie Higgins, secretary. Campus Opinion Regular rehearsal of Men's Glee Club will be held Wednesday evening at 7:30 o'clock in Central Administra-tion building. All members must be present. To the Editor: The painful part of the expenditure for school books is that in many cases, it proves to be a waste. In too many cases, assignments are made a few times in a book, and then it is laid aside and the rest of the semester is devoted to lectures and outside reading. The students feels the necessity of buying a book, because the first assignment is made in the text, and, in the enthusiasm of the first week of school, he believes that he is going to start the year right by studying his lessons. In courses in which the text is the basis of each day's recitation, the attachment for it becomes greater because it becomes worn. The present prices of the simplest little books are beyond the means of many students. For the four or five useless books which are purchased each semester, enough money must be spent to start a good library. To be sure, some text books are good enough to grace any shelves, but the mere fact that they are text books often places them under a boycott. Would it not be fair for the instructor either to use the text enough to keep a book open while, or else to make other provisions for the few times it will be needed? TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY GARAGE FOR RENT —1138 Ky. Phone 2191 Blue. —04 COOK of exceptional competency and reliability would consider position with fraternity, sorority or club.— Seba Erdridge, phone 2570. —04 MOTOR BOAT —For rent. After. noons, Saturday's, Sundays and nights. Call George Edgar Jr., Phone 1537 Black. —08 TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY Student Enterprise Tickets on sale at six places:- Athletic Office Gymnasium Law School Office Green Hall Office, Dean of Men Fraser Office, Dean of Women Fraser Y. W. C. A. Henry Hall Y. W. C. A. Henry Hall A word to the wise is sufficient Copyright 1922 Hart Schaffner & Marx Better Clothes Pay You Wear them this fall Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes BETTER clothes pay you; in looks, in money saving, in wear, in personal satisfaction that's why we say "wear them;" that's why we sell only fine quality- See the new sport suits and Norfolks at $35 Top coats in all the best styles at $35 ...Peckhams...