THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $3.60 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.90 for one semester; $6.25 a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1810, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism, University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone: K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to pick out the best ideas from the University of Kansas; to go fur- ward by standing for the ideals the schools have established in their octries; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be smart; to be courageous; to leave more serious pro- spectives to the best of its ability to serve to the best of its ability. Editorial Staff Editor-in-chief Bern Hibb Editor-in-chief Glass Raymond Dawd News Editor Raymond Dawd Sport Editor Glick Sebchuk Alumni Editor Larry Carter Alumni Editor Larry Carter Business Staff Business Manager ..Jloyd Ruppenbah Asst. Bus. Mgr. ..Clyde Gomgomery, Jh Asst. Bus. Mgr. ..Clyde Burnside Board Members Chester Shaw Dean Bogggs White Whitney Mylr Hurt Michael Backerhack Reland Blane Charles D. Greason DeVaughn Francis Calipper Powers WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 27, 1922. The circle was never successfully squared until they designed the wheels for the Lawrence street cars. THE BANKS AND FAIR PLAY At various times the business firm of Lawrence have shown in a very striking manner their unstinted loyalty to the University, but since the Stadium-Union drive has demonstrated their allegiance to K. U., quite so forcefully as the action of the Associated Banks of Lawrence in repealing their recently adopted service charges for students. Such service charges are being used at many places throughout the country, and are accepted by the people as a matter of course. No one who carefully consider the situation here can doubt that the Lawrence banks do lose money on student accounts; one firm places the estimate of its losses at $2,900 per year. And yet when the banks found that the new rules were proving detrimental to the University, by a unanimous vote they rescinded their former action of adopting the charge provisions. The Kansan has taken no stand against the principle of the service charge; he has maintained that the banks should at least make the students accounts "pay their keep." However, we did not believe the bankers were doing the right thing in placing the service charge against the University people, when the rule contained a loop-hole for the exemption. A student should not be penalized of the small accounts of townpeople, merely because he is a student. But the banks have repaired the charge provision. When the associated bankers learned that the sentiment of the University was against the ruling, they did not even try to revise the provisions to meet with the approval of the administration; they unanimously and unreservedly rescinded their previous action. There are, however, two sides to the question. The banking firms have shown their good will toward the students; now, as a matter of honor, the students must show the bankers that they are willing to co-operate—to meet them half way. Why should University people write checks on out-of-town banks for sums of a few cents each? Such trivial finance is mere thoughtlessness, but it adds greatly to the bookkeeping expense of the financial institutions. . Let's play fair! BRINGING NEW WORK HERE It is no longer true that only fortunate persons, who can run up to Boston or New York occasionally, have the privilege of hearing the great concert artists of America. It has taken years of work and boosting by the music-lovers of the Middle-west to convince the great musicians that we have audiences out here who can and will appreciate them as fully as our eastern friends, but that work has been well done, and now we Official Daily University Bulletin Oux received by Floreas R. Bliss, Editor, Campbell's Office Sept. 27,1922. No.13. Vol. II. CHANCELLOR'S CABINET: A meeting of the Chancellor's Cabinet is called for 3 o'clock Friday afternoon in the Chancellor's Office. E. H. LINDLEY, Chancellor. GRADUATE FACULTY: Class cards for graduate students should be signed and returned by actuators as soon as possible. It is necessary that they be in the graduate effectors. E. B. STOUFFER, Acting Dean. DIVISION OF PUBLICATIONS: Parking on both sides of the campus drives drivers the roads impassable to motorists, and is a direct breach of the law. It is a real mencu to the lives of the students and employees because fire apparatus, police cars, and ambulances cannot easily and quickly get to campus destinations. The Division of Publications will meet at 2:30 Thursday afternoon in Room 190, Fraser Hall L. N. FLINT, Chairman. R. O. T. C. ENROLLMENT: Enrollment in the R. O. T. C. closes at 5 o'clock, Thursday, September 28th. A. P. D'AMBRA, Sergeant, U. S. Army, for the Professor of Military Science and Tactics. R. O. T. C. UNIFORM MEASUREMENTS FOR FRESHMEN AND JUNIORS: All Freshmen and Juniors will report for measurement of uniform at the Office of the Military Department. Robinson Gymnasium, any hour Tuesday through Saturday. A. P. D'AMBRA, Sergent, U. S. Army, for the Professor of Military Science and Tactics estimate, 200 cars daily are parked on the University campus during moderate weather. They are the property of students, instructors, and employees of the state. VOCATIONS COUNSEL READY FOR DISTRIBUTION: The Committee on Vocations announce that pamphlets giving counsel on the following vacations are available at the offices of the respective department heads and in the offices of the Dean of Women and the Dean of Woman. The administration's hope that most of the cars seen on the campus were those of fraternity men who had them for the rush season only and would soon send their home does not seem to be well grounded. At a conserva- 1. Accounting and Statistics 2. Advertising 3. Architecture 4. Astronomy 5. Banking and Foreign Trade 6. Chemistry 7. English 8. French and Italian 9. Journalism 10. Medicine 11. Fortunemaking and M 12. Municipal Administration 11. Mining Engineering and Metallurgy 15. Physics 16. Pianoforte 18. Public School Music THE EVER-PRESENT CAR The University of Kansas is in dire need of traffic regulations on the campus. In front of Green Hall automobiles lined up on both sides of the narrow pavement make it practically impossible for other cars to pass either way. Parking is not only confined to the vicinity of Green Hall but continues to the Commons building and on almost to the School of Engineering. LOAN OF DISHES TO UNIVERSITY ORGANIZATIONS: 21. Vocal Music JOHN R. DYER, Chairman. Organizations desiring the use of such University dishes as are available for loan purposes should make arrangements with the Director of the Compliance Division. hear the best the country has to offer. The University Concert Course promises to bring an unusual selection of artists for this year's series. Each one of the musicians engaged is of the first rank; long after they have been here we will hear their names discussed. The course has now established its reputation as being one of the greatest in the Middle-west, and each year it brings here a number of the most distinguished artists doing concert work in America. If all wives dressed as their husbands think they ought to, and all daughters dressed as their fathers think they should, the only girls worth looking at would be the unmarried orphans—Ex. Judging by appearances, most of the women on the hill belong to the last mentioned class. Many students fail to realize the cultural value of the University Concert Course. If a student were to attend the concerts all four years of his university career he would leave with an infinitely great appreciation of the fine and beautiful in music. ANNA H. BARNUM, Director. PLAIN TALES No matter how useless a thing may seem to be, some good purpose may be found for it. An engineer was seen using his three-gallon sombrero the other day to carry water for the radiator of his ear. "Hello, Van! How are the dogs?" asked the student. "Fine! How are you?" replied Van, the Animal Man. The young lady from California was hoard to remark that K. U, was such a comopolitan school, with its wild westerners who still wore their range caps and long boots and casketters who persist in carrying canes, even in the Middle West. One student informs the world on his registration card on file in the Registrar's office that his mother's occupation is that of a widow. Another states that her mother is a undryman. 1 Must Have Been Freshman, bursting into the outer office of the Dean of the School of Engineering: "Is the bean diyzy?" Consciences must develop after leaving college. This letter has been received by Alfred Hill, secretary of the Alumny Association; Dear Sir: Several years ago when, I left K. U. I stole a swimming cap from Robinson Gymnasium. I judge it was worth fifty cents and an send me a amount in stamps, trusting you to turn it over to the proper party. A Busy Woman The other day Our old friend, Ray, The beannery a pelican. Shot a pelican. —Tomorrow we Have chicken, see?" Sincerely, WANT ADS O. M.Y. Every freshman should have secured his Campus Key by this time. Overheard Sunday Morning First student: "Thought you were going to the Varsity? Didn't see you." "I'll draw a doughnut on the board," said the professor. "Do we get a pretzel with it?" inquired the omnipresent Bright One. Second student: "I was there. Our sch of space was in the Southwest orner." FOR RENT—2 rooms for girls. 1116 Mississippi. .. S31 Frosth, Thy Name is Meat. Freshie at a dance: "Cake-eater pants— Some people hate with a down. But they sure are great When your sox come down." SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY for students (male or female) who desire to earn enough to more than pay their way through college. Please work, help, school inhares. Write J. Wiley McKay, 504 Wayne Ave, Kansas City, Mo. 34627. -S73 WANTED—Piano students having completed piano teaching course. Luther Carlton, 2434 Blue. S31. FOR RENT—Two double room, boys. Board if desired. 932 Mississippi. Phone 2378 Red. $31. FOR RENT—Single room for girl at 1328 Ohio. S31. FURNISHED double rooms for boys. Price $16 $18 and $2 per room price. One-shift block from camp site to hotel room 122 Mississippi Phone 1841, 828. LOST—Pi Upsilon fraternity pin on Hill or down town. Finder please call Glaskin. 603, 828. FOR SALE—Ford Touring. 1918. Motor just over hauled. $175. Call $12 Miss. after 7 p. m. —02 1918 FORDS- $75 up.-Butter-Sand- erson Motor Co. 1005-79 Mass. St. . . . . ROOOM for two girls. Strictly modern house, only two blocks from Campus. Call 2509. THE person who took basket from Ford touring at Wiedenburg's please return silverware and linen to Business Office, Fraser Hall. Reward S-29 THEMES typewritten without delay, five cents per hundred words. 1706 Vermont St. Phone 2186, 529 PROFESSIONAL CARD DU. J. W. ORYHON, (Dentist) Special attention to prevention and treatment of pyrohrone. 304 Perkins Building. Tel. 507. LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex- clusive Optometrista) Eyes exam- dated; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. Drop in at THE SHOP OF SERVICE STADIUM BARBER SHOP 1033 Mass. St. A. G. ALRICH Engraving, Printing, Binding Rubber Stamps, Office Supplies, Stationery OR RENT—Boy's room at 1019 Ala- bama street. Printing by any process 736 Mass. St 1027 MASS. PHONE 228 "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St. Oread Shining Parlor CHARLIE'S Best Shines in Town Student Enterprise Tickets on sale at four places: Lie to 81, everywhere, in single-grip and the E. Z. 3-Grip, and the E. Z. Sport Garter. Made solely by The Tha. P. Taylor. C Bridgeport, Conn. Featured by Leading Merchants Athletic Office...Gymnasium Law School Office...Green Hall Office, Dean of Men...Fraser Office, Dean of Women...Fraser A word to the wise is sufficient. Sphendl k. U. Embossed Writing Paper-City Drug Store-Adv. Razor Blades, the kind you use City Drug Store-Adv. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 SURPLUS $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. 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