THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
When the Sisters Begin the Weeding Out Process, "Many Are Called but Few Are Chosen
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Downstairs wait a score of eager aspirants to the Throne of Grace. Not for nothing they come away to school—not on your life! To get an 'education?' But why, speak of trifling books and the unimaginous old fogies who are supposed to teach you? This-THIS-is the moment! Watch the little dears fidget in their chairs. Every breath is a painful procedure. Oh, how they want to be wanted!
Meantime the Sisters have snatched an odd half hour in which to pick each others' friends to pieces. An interesting procedure! listen!
"Mabel Williams! Not that funny faced little run? But my dear!"
"if she would stay!"
"—oh, yes. I've heard that line before. What can she do?"
"—impossible. Why I caught her eating her lettuce leaf!"
“—Huh. Never heard of it. Where is this little village?”
“No, really?”
"If she wasn't my friend you would. You're a nasty cad, that's what you are."
“with Hazel Wells last year, you talk so smart."
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Americans are Working Virgin Land With Tractors and Improved Machinery
Weretchagina, Russia (By Mail to United Press.)—Here ni the Ural, on a stretch of land covering fifteen thousand dessaites (approximately forty-five thousand acres) twenty Americans, including eleven mechanicians, are today performing pioneer work which some day will serve as a model for Russia's entire agricultural system.
With twenty-one tractors, the small American colony is working hard to till as much land for this fall's sowing in. Shifts, they are working around the clock—eighteen hours—ploughing, four hours theoretical and two hours practical lessons for the neighboring farmers.
The practical lessons are being performed on the farmers' land, in order to create a favourable feeling amongst them. To regain control of regard, these pioneers as enemies.
This stretch of and represents a fraction of the area owned by the Soviet state which holds about a total of 46 million acres to the total Russian agricultural land.
In old times these farms belonged to the Carazistic administration, which in turn gave control to owners of large industrial plants for the purpose of feeding the industrial workers of mines and plants located nearby.
This particular stretch of land, for instance, always has been attached to the "Kissel Kope," a coal mine which employs even today, 24,000 workmen This model farm is on the same level in hers the same conditions a Texas.
In order to secure the feeding of its large number of workmen, the management of the Kiesel mine proposed to the American colony to go there and form a joint company. As a consequence a company has been formed between the Kiesel mine, the "first mine" in Russia, and a nearby superphosphate factory, formerly owned by Prince Jusuppo, one of Russia's richest men.
The government cased to the com pany this streak of land on a ter rears contract, free of charge out side of the regular natural tax.
Brazilian and Japanese Visiting Cosmopolitans
L. C. Holland, of Permanbau, Brazil, and N. Murayama, of Tokyo Japan, are visiting at the Cosmopolitan Club, 1653 Indiana Street.
Mr. Murayama is on his way to Columbia, Mo., where he will enter the University of Missouri.
Mr. Holland, before coming to the United States a few years ago, lived at Pernambuco and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, but has been for the last year a student in William Jewell College at Liberty, Mo., where he is specializing in history. He intends to return to Liberty in a few days.
Miss Marie Hostetter has returned this fall to take up her work in the classification department of Spooner Library, after a year's absence at the University of Illinois, where she took a library course.
"You said it, Kid." Rap! Rap!
"Girls, we've simply got to get down to business. Here it is nearly four o'clock."
"All right, let's vote on her."
"Will it pass?"
"Shut up, kids. I can't hear what Gladys is saying."
"I heard her say she was going home Saturday and drive her Cad, back up and I think the way. she talked that she's going to keep it all year. Her dad absolutely 'ets her do as she pleases."
A chorus of "byes." "Everybody hurts!"
"and tell her. She's about to die of fright."
And downstairs a few moments later—
"My dear, we're all just crazy about you. The girls were just talking. They think you are so sweet. We want you to wear this until you become a Sister, which we hope will be soon."
There is some kissing and many protestations of good will.
"bless your heart."
"—so good to have you."
“and so you see, you just have to room with me!”
K. U. Graduate to Enter Harvard University Now
Dr. Stuart A. Queen of the department of sociology was elected secretary of the Kansas Conference of Social Work at a meeting of the association.
It was decided to hold the next annual meeting of the Association at the University of Kansas in November, 1923. Dr. F. W. Blackmar and Prof. C. I. Reed from K. U. also attended the conference.
Addison Sales, former student in the School of Engineering, who is attending Moharry Medical College at the Kaplan Alpha Psi House at the Kaplan Alpha Psi House.
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Prof. H. T. Martin, curator of the museum, has been unable to attend personally to his work on the hill this fall due to illness. Professor Martin will not be at his office for several weeks.
Getto McDonald, of Wichita, was the guest of Robert Sowder over Saturday and Sunday at the Sigma Chouse.
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Miss Dorothy Gage, of Hutchinson,
was the week-end guest of Miss Nestor
Moore at the Fi Beta Phi house.
Miss Evelyn Horton, of Omaha,
Nebr., former K. U. student, is visiting
at the Beta Pi Phi house.
Bertha Cronin, former K. U. student, is the physical director at a convent in York, Nebr.
Harriet Osborne, A. B. '20, is returning to her home in Wichita, after a short visit at the Pi Beta Phi house.
Early Poindexter, Jr., c'12 is entering the Theological School of the University of the South at Swanee, Teen.
Kappa Alpha Psi fraternity has moved to its new home at 1215 New Jersey Street.
Phil Darby, former K. U. student, was the guest of his parents over Saturday and Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Gilbert,
Gola H. Roberts, a former K. U student, has returned to the University after a season in the New England team. He is part of the Swarthmore Chautauqua System.
Mrs. W, J. Studer, A. B, 20, bied at her home in St. Joseph, Mo, last week. She is survived by her husband and an infant son.
Kansas City, Mo., former K. U. students, were guests at the Phi Kappa Psi dance Friday night.
Richard Nelson, former K. U. student, is now attending the medical school at Washington University in St. Louis, Mo.
Raymond Jones, c'24, has returned to his home in Atchison, after a short visit at the Pii Gamma Delta house.
Jack Middlekauf, former K. U. student, was a guest at the Phi Gamma Delta house the past week end.
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The 1923 Jayhawker
"An Aristocrat of College Annuals"
Because of the rapid growth of Kansas State in recent years the managers of the various Jayhawkers have added many pages from time to time until last year the book contained 496 pages. Yet the managers have always felt themselves cramped for space in which to adequately mirror the many activities on Mount Oread.
The 1923 Jayhawkman managers first sought a budget which would enable them to add at least one hundred illustrations over the books published in past years.
The contracts with the engraver and the printer include these things. In addition this year each subscriber gets his name stamped in gold leaf on the cover of his Jayhawker free, providing he subscribed between the dates of October 2 to 12.
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