THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Managua
Subscriptions price $3.50 In amount for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; $6.00 a month; 15 cents a week.
Entered, as second-olars, mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Florida or the faculty of the Department of Journalism.
Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSA
Editorial Staff
Lawrence; Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily Kanan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the class more than merely print the news by standing for the plea she made on the campus. To be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be lions to wiser heads; in all to be students of the University; in all to the students of the University.
Editor-In-Chief Chester Shaw
Director-Live Action Gilbert Ben Hibbush
News Editor Ben Hibbush
Sewell Editors Raymond Dyer
Alumni Editor Dorks Ross Koehler
Alumni Editor Caroline Koehler
Business Staff
Business Manager __Lloyd Ruppentha
A. Business Mgr, John Montgomery, Jr.
Aa. Business Mgr, Clyde Burnside
Board Members
Doris Fiesenon
Chare Forguson
Ted Hudson
Dean Boggs
Perry Johns
Lotie Leah
FRIDAY, SEPT. 22, 1922
FOOTBALL ON THE MENU
The time approaches when football shall grace the menus of University boarding clubs and fraternity tables thrice daily. Already the coveted item appears from time to time at the lunch or dinner of some fraternity or at a club composed large of men. As yet, however, it has not been placed on the bill-of-fare for breakfast; once that is done football becomes an article of steady diet.
Football receive little attention at the tables during rush week; conversation then must assume an urban tone. Then too, football is strictly a fall dish; it does not fit well in a menu of sliced tomatoes, baseball, fraternity pledging, watermelon, the new bank rule, and leaving Dad's car at home.
But the days are getting cooler, and the wireless will soon cease its cordless droning about baseball scores. Some bright afternoon two eleven will meet on a gridiron somewhere in America. Then the wireless will grind out a new story. The next morning football will be served at the University breakfast tables, and for six weeks it will be quite indispensable to the menu.
SUPPLYING A NEED
Just a little more than one year ago a School of Religion was founded at the University of Kansas. During that one year the school has become more and more active, and has grown until this fall it offers ten courses in three departments, and boasts five faculty members. And now comes the announcement that credit applying on a University degree will be allowed for work done in the School of Religion.
The officials of the University have noted with favor the work done by the new school during the first year of its life, and they are sufficiently pleased with the character of the courses offered and the quality of the instruction furnished, that they are now willing to give the School of Religion recognition in the matter of credit.
There are those among us who believe that religious education has no place in the state schools; they deplore the addition of religious courses to the curriculum of the University of Kansas; they would limit the teaching of the Bible to churches and denominational schools. These people have a perfect right to their views, but they forget one thing—that K. U. is a university. A university is a broadminded institution that attempts to furnish instruction in as many of the branches of higher learning as possible. There are countless tax-payers in the state of Kansas who object to the teaching of the doctrine of evolution at the University, and it is so with many courses taught here. But this is a university, and religious courses and the evolutionary theory will doubtless continue to be taught, along with other things objectionable to certain factions in the state of Kansas.
The School of Religion supplies need of the people of a great tate, and fills a gap in the curriculum of the University. May it omitte to grow and prosper as it done in the first year of its life
GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Last week was curriculum week and there wasn't much doing as an class work is concerned. This week we can still figure that the Profs. won't know our names yet and next week—well, next week the res of the class will be so far ahead on us that we never catch up.
Meantime, the authorities are not idle. Kansas isn't crying for students and the policy maintained in past years that the lotteries fall by the wayside will be in effect again this year. There is too much to do and too little time in which to do it for instructors to nurse men and women who are ostensibly here for a purpose as though they were pouting school children.
This is an old story, this get down to business cry. But only when this race of men has become extinct will it have outlived its period of usefulness.
Preacrostination is more than a habit it is a disease. And the slogans of this new and fearfully and wonderfully made youth is: "Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow." We're here to study and we all know it. Some of us have to dig in for our own good; some of us have to hit the ball enough to keep in touch with the family treasury. But how much nicer it is just to let slides slide.
Scholastically, it is the survival of the Titlist. And -believe it or not—the first few weeks are the ones that count . . .
WHY NOT A FOUNTAIN
WHY NOT A FOUNTAIN
When all the buildings at K. U. have been completed, all the sidewalks widened, all the automobiles confined to the limits of the curbs, and all the streets paved, there will
have been completed, all the sidewalks widened, all the automobiles confined to the limits of the curbs, and all the streets paved, there will still be something missing on the campus. Why is it that we have no fountain? We do not presume to say that a physics quiz might be rendered easier by the sight of a marble fountain, or that the edge might be taken off a flunk by the sound of tinkling water, but we do not need a psychologist or philosopher to tell us that beauty is the inspiration directly responsible for much that is accomplished in the world. Why not provide our campus with this particular form of beauty?
A simple white marble fountain just to the west of Green Hall, or one if the various "duck boy" or "frog ooby" fountains in the plot just to be north of the Kanman Office would be an inspiration. Some day a fountain on our campus may be made ossible, perhaps through the medium $f$ a graduating class of K. U.
PLAIN TALES
IF A BODY MEET A BODY
If a body meet a body the fire
kicks on the Hill, the following sto-
mputer appears in the correction.
"Why, hello! How are yuh? Mighty glad to see yuh!"
"Just fine! How are you?
"When didn't get here?"
"When d'ja get here?" "How much money!?"
(If a freshman—"Think you're goin to like it down here?"
(If a freshman—"!!!")
"Whatcha been doin' this summer?"
"Glad to get back to school?"
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"Where yuh stayin'?"
"Like your landlady?"
"Where yuh eatin'?"
"Reeen weather were na'men't trember how it rained this time last year?" "Hair to get used to the hirsute skin." Gives you an applique, thouch.
"Whatcha think of the Chancellor' lea of dein' away with cars?"
"How many hours yuh carryin'?" "Whatcha takin'?"
"Well, glad I saw yuh, ole kid!
S'long! See yuh later!"
"Who's your latest?
"Seen Mary? She's bobbed her hair."
"Just saw old Fat.' Sure glad to see him!"
"Whoja have for Psychology?"
"How yuh classified?"
"Designed your vision yet?"
The newly arrived Fresh stood on the platform at the Santa Fe Station, Friday afternoon, his eyes wide with excitement. "I wanted students who was waiting for the
Official Daily University Bulletin
CONVOCATIONS AND LECTURES COMMITTEE MEETING
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
Vol. II.
CONVOCATIONS AND LECTURES COMMITTEE MEETING:
A meeting of the Committee on Convocations and Lectures is called for 10:30 Saturday morning in Room 194 Fraser Hall.
Sept. 22, 1922.
Kansas City train, seemed to be the cause of his excitement and I strolled over to strike up an acquaintance. "Are all these people students?"
FRESHMEN IN R. O. T. C. TO REPORT FOR EXAMINATION:
"Are all these people students?" was his first question.
"A lot of them are," I answered with all the condescension of an upper classman.
No.10.
"They failed in their requirements and are going home?"
"Then why should they leave. They aven't been here a week?"
All freshman enrolled in the R. O. T. C. will report at the office of the Military Department, Robinson Gymnasium, for physical examination Saturday.
All new students in the University of Missouri are to be vaccinated for smallpox, beginning Monday, September 25.
"This is merely one of the weekly pilgrimages to Kansas City which students feel obliged to take in order to forget the cares and worries of school life." I explained patiently, "Oh!", he said in a relieved manner, I thought maybe they had closed the school."
The date set for the opening of the Kansas State Agricultural College stadium is October 7, at the Wash- ington Stadium. The college will be ready for that occasion.
Freshmen in the division of agriculture at K. S. A. C. are to hear a series of lectures by educational experts on how to make effective use of the time devoted to study. Dean E. L. Holton, head of the department of education, and Dr. L. C. Peterson of the same department will give these lectures. These lectures are intended to aid freshmen in getting acquainted with college methods of doing things.
ON OTHER HILLS
Oklahoma A. and M. College now has a complete radio receiving station, and plans are being perfected to hold concerts for the students regularly during the school year.
ROOM for one or two boys, modern house—use of piano. 917 Louisiana. 2513 White. S-27
The enrollment at the University of Wisconsin for the fall semester is approximately the same as it was last year at this time. They are planning on 7,500 students for the first semester. Last year they had only 7,434 enrolled for the fall semester. Present business conditions in the north are increasing the enrollment rather than decreasing it. At present 350 professors and 650 instructors are employed there.
WANT ADS
H. G. ARCHIEALD, Assistant P. M. S. & T
The new cafeteria at the Kansas State Agricultural College will be open October 15. Servers and chefs will be the features of the new eating house.
R. A. KENT, Chairman.
FOR RENT—Two rooms, garage space for two ears, fourth house west of Engineering building. Tel. 1620 red. 8-24.
WANTED—Girl roommate for light
huskeeping. 1332 Jenn. Phone
1832. S-23
FOR SALE—FQ Portable type- writer, nearly as good as new at $30.00. See Buffington, a block and a half northeast of U. P. Dep. -S24
LOST—Gamma Phil Beta Pin. Name on back—Inez Heaston. Call 268. —S23
SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY for students (male or female) who desire to earn enough to more than pay their way through college. Please work, after school hours. Write J. F. Stats 8340 Wayne Ave. South, S73 - S77
FOR RENT* - Excellent five-room
apartment, convenient to University.
$50 per month. Call 1789
Black. $—S23
FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms
and one furnished attic room. 920
Indiana. Phone 1788 Black. - S23
FOR SALE—Man's Dress Suit, for slender man of about six feet, size 40. Call 2650, 1510 Mass ST. - S23
LOST-Gold Band Ring with 2 small diamond sets, Saturday or Sunday Phone 2145. Reward. Grace Poe. S-24
FOR SALE—Kneufel & Esser Paran-
gn brand drawing instruments.
Except for slight tarnish I will guar-
ante them as good as new. Name
your price. Use fluffington, a bluch,
and a build N. E. of the U. P., D.
Eastern.
WANTED—Typing. Fifty cents thousand words. Phone 1269 Black.
LOST—A red and black 'automatic
pencil'—return to N. Plummer 1739
White.
S-24.
LOST — On Ordead Avenue someplace—
Phi Chi pin. Finder please return
1233 Ordead. Liberal Reward
Lynch Boarding Club under new management. $5.50 a week. 939 Indigna, Phone 1788 Black. S-27
ROOMS for boys. Low pried room in desirable location from Hill.
939 Indiana. Phone 1788 Black. S-25
DR. J. W. O'BRYAN (Dentail) Special attention to prevention and treatment of pyrroxha. 204 Perkins Building. Tol. 567.
STEWARDESS wanted at 930 Indiana. Phone 1788 Black. S-25
LAWRENCH OPTICAL COMPANY (Exx-
cited Optomech(tristis)). Eyes exam-
ed; glauces made. Office 1025 Mass
PROFESSIONAL CARD
Electric Light Bulbs.-City Drug Store.
Three Flower refills.-City Drug.
You can choose your fountain pen from a real selection at the City Drug.
Cotye' and Houbigants' Compacts.
City Drug Store.
OR RENT—Apartment. $50. 1780
Bl. S-27
Hair nets.—Rankins Drug Store.
-Adr. S-23
Magazines of all kinds.—Rankins Drug Store.—Adv. S-23
Nunnally's Chocolates, better than the rest—City Drug.
Pipes of all kinds.—City Drug.
Films.—City Drug Store.
Pipes of all kinds.—City Drug.
Hair brushes at Rankins Drug Drug Store. —Adv. S-23
Complete selection of Parker and Dunn Fountain Pens.—City Drug.
Squibbs tooth paste at Rankins Drug Store.—Adv. S-23
Safety razor blade—Rankin Drug Store.—Adv. S-23
Cotys' Face Powder.—City Drug.
Gentleman's stationary at Rankins Drug Store-Adv. S-23
Fountain pens that are guaranteed at Rankins Drug Store...Adv. S-23
Dr. Florence Barrows, Osteopathic Physician, 909 Mass St. Phone 2337.
Red Book for October will be on sale at the City Drug Store, Saturday, the 28rd.
Magazines, All of Them.—City Drug.
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Toupes Tourings Sedans
RENT A NEW FORD.
Drive it yourself
08 Vermont Phone 653
Courtesy Service
Vogue Beauty Shop Mrs. Nellie Beal
11½ Mass. St. Phone 346
Fresh Apple Cider for Sale.
Lawrence Cider and Vinegar Co.
810 Penn. St. Phone 335
Instruction in
MODERN DANCING for appointment Phone 2392 Blue
Phone 2392 Blue
"SuitingYou"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
Get the Habit attend the Varsity Dance
Saturday Evening September 23rd
F. A. U. HALL
Lucas-English Orchestra 5-Pieces
Admission $1.00
WELCOME STUDENTS
Army Goods Army Goods
United Army Stores Co
706 Massachusetts St.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Distributors of
Distributors of Surplus Army Merchandise
Saturday morning dancing school
Army Goods Army Goods
Eckes Hall
Class 9-10
Social Dance 10-12
Mrs. J. L. Newhouse
Suits $40
JUST LOOK
Protch, the College Tailor
at my adv, on the back of the Phone book. If you want service——call me.
CLARK
LEANS
LOTHES
You'll Find
We clean and press best
We deliver promptly
We appreciate your work
Phone 442
Kirby Cleaners and Dyers 1109 Mass.
Let us be.
Your Jewelers
Tel. 1881
The Sift Shop
AMRAS & SON
735 Massachusetts St.
Established 1865
YES INDEED! Our Guests Say
The De Luxe Cafe is the best. As the weather gets cooler let us serve you a Tender T-Bone Steak that
thick
Notice Where the Crowd Goes
711 Massachusetts Street